There's Your Top Heel; Thank god (Raw Spoiler)

[Loose Cannon]

FINALLY. I've been craving this for months. I've been waiting for Khali to go after Cena. I talked about this a couple months back and here we are. I called Summerslam he would take the Title, but it may be earlier now. Khali was used exactly how he needs to be used tonight. Look like a monster. This had that old school Hogan vs Big man feud tonight. We finally have a heel that looks like he's above Cena right now. He destroyed him tonight and it looked legit. That's what makes a program work. The matches will be shit, but if they can build it up and find a way to work a match that suits both of them, the feud should be good.


Anyway, that was awesome and I can't wait till he takes the Title

[McLegend]

I think you just do this for 1 PPV, and then you continue to go to Cena/HBK.

For 1 PPV I think this Cena/Khali feud will work. I got no problem with it.

[Shaggy]

crappiest feud ever....I swear to god if this is the main event for the Vegeance ppv then im selling my ticket

[Loose Cannon]

Honestly, I'm tired of HBK/Cena, Edge/Cena, I've seen this for too long and need something different. I don't like babyface feuds, especially ones that drag on. Cena is so far above everyone else....except for Khali. Khali is the one guy who is beliveable to take Cena's Title IMO.

[redoneja]

Judgement Day is the next PPV bud. So Diesel Mac will be enjoying the Khali/Cena match.

[Xero]

ROFL, poor DM. Pretty SHITTY deal...

[Dorkchop]

CENA CAN'T BEAT KHALI! HE IS UNBEATABLE! CENA WILL NOT OVERCOME THE ODDS THIS TIME.

[Shaggy]

Judgement Day is the next PPV bud. So Diesel Mac will be enjoying the Khali/Cena match.

I know that...what I was meaning is that I dont want this feud to last over this ppv to Vengeance...

If it ends at Judgement day then good...but I refuse to sit through that shitfest of a match in person.

[IC Champion]

Cena has to wresle HBK every week now to look good, and struggles to put on a decent match with anyone who isnt HBK.

So the only thing to do is hope McMahon realizes Khali is another talentless 7 footer, and stops having him destroy his main eventers because he most likely wont be anywhere near a WWE ring 3 years time. Or that he suffers an injury of some sort.

[D Mac]

I wouldn't mind this at Judgement Day if it was a Hell in the Cell or something.

[D Mac]

Plus I wanna see how big Khali is in person.

[D Mac]

ROFL, poor DM. Pretty SHITTY deal...

Oh I see what you did there. :mad:

[Blitz]

Now wait one fucking minute.

I haven't watched tonight's Raw yet.


Are you telling me that Cena is going to feud with THE GREAT FUCKING KHALI in the main event.

[D Mac]

YES BLITZ KHALI HUNGRY AND WANNA EAT MARINES FOR BREAKFAST

RAAAAAAAR

[chrisat928]

Here's what I see happening.
Cena vs Kahli at Judgement Day. HBK, RKO, and Edge are pissed at this. They come to Cenas rescue to force either a Hell in a Cell or Elimination Chamber at Vengence.

[Blitz]

Wow. That is seriously fucking gay and retarded. I hate Vince McMahon.

[D Mac]

Here's what I see happening.
Cena vs Kahli at Judgement Day. HBK, RKO, and Edge are pissed at this. They come to Cenas rescue to force either a Hell in a Cell or Elimination Chamber at Vengence.

That better not be. Not at the event I paid 80 fucking bucks for. :mad:

[Corkscrewed]

Hi-fucking-larious.

I'm still picking Cena over Khali in Tipsters, tho. Hell, you basically pick Cena till he actually loses.

[Vastardikai]

You know, I wouldn't mind seeing Great Khali as WWE Champion. Not because I think he's any good. Because he isn't John Cena.

[FourFifty]

I was going to post the same basic thread, only I'd have called it "AHHHRHAHRRAHH WTF (spoilers)"

[Londoner]

How can Cena actually beat Khali? Could he even lift Khali for the FU? Guess they'll make this to be like Hogan/Andre.

Fuck, thinking about it like that, Cena really is the new Hogan.

[thedamndest]

Cena did lift him for the FU on Raw tonight. I'm pretty sure Cena could put Jesus Christ in the FU, but then The Lord Almighty already jobbed to Vince and hasn't even been on Heat lately.

[M-A-G]

Gotta give props to God for being His usual lazy self that night.

[D Mac]

But God got jiggy with it!

[M-A-G]

He certainly showed more workrate than Shawn's partner the year prior.

[D Mac]

I still remeber that Backlash. I laughed my ass off when Vince pinned HBK and JR said "That's BULLSHIT!" :lol:

[M-A-G]

King: Uh, JR. You can't say that on TV....
JR: LOOK AT ME, KING! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK?!?!?

[Dave Youell]

This is weird, I was actually thinking the other day who will be the first guy to beat Kahli

I mean Kane and Taker couldn't do it, so this will basically make Cena look like superman if they do go one on one.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Didn't Taker beat him in LMS or something like that?

[Dave Youell]

Oh my bad.

I only remember Kahli pinning taker with 1 foot, then building up to the punjabi prison match, but Show getting put in there instead.

Man that sucked

[Theo Dious]

They need to flesh out this angle to the point where Khali only went after Cena because the spinner belt is mesmerising to him.

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali eats bling for breakfast.

[Mr Regal]

Oh my bad.

I only remember Kahli pinning taker with 1 foot, then building up to the punjabi prison match, but Show getting put in there instead.

Man that sucked

I watched that and it did indeed suck. I don't watch anywhere near as much rasslin as i used to, however that sticks in my minds as THE WORST main event EVER......it was main event wasn't it....man it was so bad i think i switched off when it finished anyway because i couldn't take anymore.

Cena Khali will be so bad it really doesn't bear thinking about. Unless Khali comes out and squashes Cena in 9 seconds.

[PepperCarrotMan]

If anyone thinks Khali has any chance whatsoever to win the title off Cena, they are retarded.

[tucsonspeed6]

Whenever Cena is put up to look like all odds are against him, you know he will retain. Fatal 4 ways, handicap matches, monsterous man-eaters....you name it, he will always win.

[Kane Knight]

Which is why we need him to be the odds on favorite in a match. Book him against Doug Basham.

[Xero]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1909865

[hb2k]

I'll guess that Cena/Khali will be on Raw, and Shawn/Cena 3 will be on PPV.

[Stickman]

That was the biggest let down to an interesting storyling.

[Mercury Bullet]

A friend of mine was all "OMG!!! SOMEBODY AWESOME IS COMING BACK!!!" and "KENNEDY IS CASHING IN TONIGHT!!!"....

And I said, no, Khali is going to come out and chop Cena on the head and go "BWRARARARRR!!!!" as JR screams "BAH GAWD HE JUST CHOPPED CENA IN HALF!" And then Raw goes off-air.

[Nowhere Man]

Fantastic. It's bad enough that Vince McMahon made himself ECW Champion. Now the guy who accidentally killed another guy in the ring once gets a WWE Title shot. Days like this make me wonder why I even bother watching anymore.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why you always bringin' up old shit?

[Nowhere Man]

Because it's not every day that a wrestler fucks up so badly that another wrestler DIES as a result.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That was a line from the movie Friday. Cool your jets, Benny.

[Nowhere Man]

Eh, the thought of El Gigante: the Sequel being in the main event just puts me in a bad mood.

[Theo Dious]

Because it's not every day that a wrestler fucks up so badly that another wrestler DIES as a result.

The way I heard that particular tale, the guy didn't hold up his own end of the move and that's what killed him.

[Nowhere Man]

I suppose that may be right (I've never seen the spot myself), but that doesn't excuse Khali from being a shitty wrestler in every other match I've seen him in. The guy makes Mark Henry look like Dean Malenko.

Sometimes, stuff just goes wrong, and a freak accident happens. A spot gets blown, a move gets botched, and a wrestler gets injured. It happened to Owen when he botched his piledriver on Austin. It happened to Benoit when Sabu landed the wrong way. It happened to D'Lo when he accidentally ended Drozdov's career. These were all black spots on their careers, to be sure, but they were good enough in the ring to prevent that sort of thing from happening regularly.

Then there are guys who are so stiff (like Vader) or so clumsy (like Goldberg) that injuring another wrestler isn't just a possibility, but an inevitability. Khali's the kind of wrestler that makes you wonder not if but when he's going to screw up again and hurt someone.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Don't be ridiculous, Mark Henry is much taller.

[addy2hotty]

I'm struggling to contain myself you know....

Khali is not only to beat Cena, he's gonna....he's gonna.....

EAT SPINNER BELT!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

[Theo Dious]

(I've never seen the spot myself)

I don't think there is video; again, if I have it right, it was in India, and during training.

but that doesn't excuse Khali from being a shitty wrestler in every other match I've seen him in. The guy makes Mark Henry look like Dean Malenko

I don't know about that, I haven't seen anything to make me think he's worse than Henry.

[Fox]

Khali and Cena should fight it out in a Buried Alive Match, ending with both men burying themselves at the same time, rendering them "dead," removing them from WWE television.

Without Cena around, the heels run rampant on RAW, and HBK can do nothing to stop them. When all seems lost, three new John Cena's arrive: one dressed in full Marine gear and carrying a loaded M16 rifle, one in a steel suit with the ChainGang emblem on the chest, and a half-Cena/half-cyborg.

As the three John Cena's and HBK struggle over the vacant WWE Title, the Great Khali returns, seemingly from the dead, destroying all of them. But then, the real John Cena comes back as well, coming through the crowd in a gigantic armored robot suit, to reclaim his spot on RAW.


(rep to anyone who gets the reference)

[Nowhere Man]

Reign of the Supermen (of course, you left out the part where the Cyborg Cena nukes a whole city and causes one of the midcard faces to go completely insane)

[Fox]

Reign of the Supermen (of course, you left out the part where the Cyborg Cena nukes a whole city and causes one of the midcard faces to go completely insane)

He would nuke ECW... maybe Heat. Is Heat still around?

[M-A-G]

How can you tell the difference?

[Stickman]

Kahli killed some guy in the ring?

[Kane Knight]

The way I heard that particular tale, the guy didn't hold up his own end of the move and that's what killed him.

The guy wasn't capable of performing the move, and the trainer and he were both okay with it. I can't see blaming Khali.