Official RAW Thread 05/07/2007: Orton vs. Cena

[ClockShot]

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May 7, 2007



A major announcement regarding the main event of Judgment Day will kick off Raw (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) at 9/8 CT. What will that announcement be, and will it shed any light on the complicated WWE Championship picture?

The Raw locker room is on notice as Raw prepares to invade the Bryce-Jordan Center on the campus of Penn State University Monday night.

Last week, The Great Khali (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/thegreatkhali/) made his intentions known: he wants the WWE Championship (http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/wwechampionship/). After laying out Shawn Michaels (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/shawnmichaels/), Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/) and Randy Orton (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/randyorton/) (with the attack on Michaels ruining a scheduled Cena vs. HBK battle), Khali hit the ring and laid out John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/).

This week, Cena will battle Orton. But with HBK having been denied a championship opportunity last week, Edge upset about not getting another one and Khali on the prowl, no one is safe. Will The Champ or The Legend Killer survive long enough to come out on top?
Find out all this and more on Raw, Monday night at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

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Yeah. Sounds fun.:roll:

[KingofOldSchool]

KHALI WILL EAT THE COMPETITION

[DarKCentaur]

We can only hope? Actually, for once, I'm rooting for Cena.

[ClockShot]

Good evening everyone.

[Londoner]

Good way to start off Raw, love hearing Vince's music at the start.

[SammyG]

Oooh, Michaels interrupting Vince.

[DarKCentaur]

How blind do you have to be to let Khali attack you from behind Shawn.

[Londoner]

Nice promo by HBK.

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Honestly say I didn't see that coming.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Heartbreak Kid vs. The Mean Lean Chopping Machine

[SammyG]

lol Michaels vs KHALI, No DQ, winner #1 contender.

[Londoner]

No DQ.

[SammyG]

Lashley...

[Londoner]

....On The mic...Damnit...

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Lashley sounds like a 6 year old.

"You gave Shawn what he wants, now give me what I wants."

[wwe2222]

he looks like a giant baby

and talks like one

[KingofOldSchool]

He's gonna knock out the Coach.

[SammyG]

Yeah Coach is gonna get his ass kicked probably.

[KingofOldSchool]

Come tomorrow night 2/3 of it will be wrong.

[ClockShot]

That cover looks like a photoshop job.

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL

[SammyG]

LOL that looked ridiculous. Mcmahon's head on Lashley's body.

[SammyG]

Mcmahon vs Lashley Judgement Day...

[SammyG]

lol nevermind, I knew that wouldn't be it. It's 3 on 1 again.

[SammyG]

Haha, Lashley is so terrible on the microphone.

[ClockShot]

STOP! GET HIM OFF THE MIC.

[SammyG]

lol Coach is gonna get his ass kicked.

[Londoner]

Obviously going to knock out coach...

[KingofOldSchool]

Here's a question, why don't Umaga and Shane come out and kick Lashley's ass?

Since Lashley can't lay a hand on them, they could pummel him senseless.

[SammyG]

Hahahaha Coach is getting Choked out. Lashley is hilarious

[starfox8500]

Shhh, WWE logic is speaking

[Londoner]

Here's a question, why don't Umaga and Shane come out and kick Lashley's ass?

Since Lashley can't lay a hand on them, they could pummel him senseless.

Lashley can lay a hand on them if he's provoked, that's why.

[SammyG]

LOL SO MUCH FOR DIVAS NOT BEING SLUTTY

[KingofOldSchool]

HEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO MICKIE

[KingofOldSchool]

Lashley can lay a hand on them if he's provoked, that's why.

That was never brought up, they just said that he can't lay a hand on any of them period.

[SammyG]

Side boob shot from Candice. ffuuck they are hot.

[DarKCentaur]

That was never brought up, they just said that he can't lay a hand on any of them period.

Yeah it was, several times. "You can't lay a hand on us, unless physically provoked" - Armando, as well as Vince

[SammyG]

Piss break

[KingofOldSchool]

Piss break

Did you not watch the match last week?

[Corndad]

Evening Fellas.

[Corndad]

Is Candice gonna get a woman's title shot now?

[SammyG]

lol wtf @ that attempted side kick, or whatever that was supposed to be.

[SammyG]

lol, terrible.

[ClockShot]

Fuck kind of move was that?

[SammyG]

I wonder who is gonna job to Santino.

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. Vladi..........I mean Santino's first title defense. Wonder who he's fighting?

[DarKCentaur]

I wonder who is gonna job to Santino.


Cena :shifty:

[SammyG]

ommggggggg I want that RGX Girl. SO fucking sexy.

[DarKCentaur]

ommggggggg I want that RGX Girl. SO fucking sexy.


Just remember: she wants to smell you from right here.

[Corndad]

Im guessing either Val or Eugene for the opponent

[SammyG]

*marks out for 1 second of the Rock on tv*

[SammyG]

That chick can smell me from wherever she wants. Oh god, Masters vs Santino.

[ClockShot]

LOL! MASTERS!

[Corndad]

Masters? I thought they were giving him a push???

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL at the music

[Corndad]

WHAT KIND OF MUSIC IS THIS!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Ha ha. Vladi..........I mean Santino's first title defense. Wonder who he's fighting?

Wrong guy.

[SammyG]

LOL TERRIBLE THEME MUSIC. ROFL. Actually wait. the opera shit stopped. not that terrible anymore. LOL, weighing in 130 kilos. or whatever.

[Corndad]

He looks so small compared to Masters

[ClockShot]

To any of our friends across the pond, what's 103 kilos.?

[DarKCentaur]

It would be awesome if Santino went totally heel in this match.

[SammyG]

also ROFL @ santino's "wrestling boots"

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL at the faint USA chants

[SammyG]

LMFAO THEME MUSIC

[Corndad]

And more Opera.

[SammyG]

Easily the worst theme I have heard in a long time.

[ClockShot]

You gotta be shitting me.

[KingofOldSchool]

Next week on Raw:

Santino comes to the ring delivering pizzas to ringside fans.

[Londoner]

Not a bad first match for him.

[SammyG]

Why is Mr. Kennedy hurt :( :( :( :( :(

[SammyG]

KENNEDY KENNEDY

[Corndad]

KENNEDY!

[SammyG]

KENNEFUCKING DY

[KingofOldSchool]

Blah GET OFF MY TV

[UmbrellaCorporation]

KENNEDY, WHOOOOOOOO.

[SammyG]

omfg this man is awesome.

[SammyG]

HAHA COUNTDOWN. 328 DAYS

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I love this man.

[Londoner]

Boring promo.

[SammyG]

wait for it. waaaaaaaaaiiiiit for it....


KENNEDY

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG THAT PROMO WAS SO RIVETING




:roll:

[ClockShot]

God. We gotta wait almost a freaking year for him to use that. I guess it's fair since Edge held on to his almost that long.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I adore Kennedy with every fiber of my being, but I wonder what the point of that promo was, what with the injury and all.


and hmm...wonder if Orton's promo was actually symbolic of something.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hopefully creative forgets about this angle before then.

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, that Orton interview was a little real. I hope.

[DarKCentaur]

Wait for it...

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I can see it now: Kennedy waits. Cashes it in at WM24. Wins the belt.

Then the 2008 MITB winner comes out and wins it immediately after.</font>

[Corndad]

I see this turning into a swerve and kennedy using it before Mania.

[Londoner]

I missed what he said, somehow.(Orton, that is)

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Orton said something about how he's going to get his life, career, and title ambitions on track. Something on that order.

Hopefully it's symbolic of something else.

[SammyG]

God I fucking love Kennedy. Umaga vs Highlanders

[Londoner]

Orton said something about how he's going to get his life, career, and title ambitions on track. Something on that order.

Hopefully it's symbolic of something else.


Nice, now thats a decent promo, much better than Kennedy's.

[SammyG]

rofl this match is already over?

[SammyG]

STFU Kennedy is the fucking man

[SammyG]

LOL 69ING

[Londoner]

Man this is rubbish, Umaga is shite.

[Corndad]

The Highlanders just got owned lol

[Londoner]

STFU Kennedy is the fucking man

No I wont STFU.

[Corndad]

Damn it. When are these movie promos gonna be over.

[DarKCentaur]

There must be some reason Kennedy has been on Raw two weeks in a row just to cut a promo.... maybe a trade?!

[Corndad]

Poor Shawn Now hes gotta pull a decent match from Kahli. Poor Guy. First Cena now him.

[DarKCentaur]

I think WWE Films should make a feelgood movie about dealing with hardship and prejudice, starring Hornswoggle and Mini-Boogeyman

[KingofOldSchool]

Edge > Kennedy

[Corndad]

Kennedy vs Edge at PPV?

[Londoner]

If anyone can pull a decent match out of Khali, its HBK.

[SammyG]

MR FUCKING KENNEDY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NON ON ONNO NO NO NO HES GONNA LOSE HIS FUCKING BRIEFCASE

[KingofOldSchool]

EDGE = THE REAL MR. MONEY IN THE BANK

[Corndad]

looks like Kennedys gonna lose it lol

[Londoner]

Fuck sake.

[ClockShot]

:rofl: That was great!

[KingofOldSchool]

looks like Kennedys gonna lose it lol

I will nut in my pants if he does.

[Londoner]

Ah yes, HBK's music...love this entrance.

[SammyG]

omfg I am so mad rite now.

[Corndad]

Shawn really looks like he doesn't want this match lol

[UmbrellaCorporation]

If Kennedy loses his briefcase, it'll be so fucking horrible.

I love Edge, but for everyone who says Kennedy only has one type of promo, just look at Edge: Angry promos. That's his whole repertoire.

[ClockShot]

KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

KHALI KILL

RRRAAAAWWWWRRRRRRGGGGHH!!

[KingofOldSchool]

At least Edge's promos doesn't consist of him saying the same thing over and over again like a broken record.

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali will literally eat Sweet Chin Music.

[Londoner]

Khali just ate the chair


...Not literally..Good match this though.

[Corndad]

I would die if Shawn wins this and makes last week look pointless lol

[ClockShot]

I didn't know this was a no DQ match.

[Londoner]

Did you not read the thread earlier/hear the announcement?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I'm pleasantly surprised by how good this match actually is.

[ClockShot]

Nah. Was probably tuned into something else. All I saw on the screen before the commercial was #1 contender match. Nothing else.

[Corndad]

Has anyone other then Undertaker Beat Kahli?

[Londoner]

I'm pleasantly surprised by how good this match actually is.

Its cause HBK is God. He can get a good match out of anyone.

[starfox8500]

wasnt the whole joke of Longest Yard that he COULDN'T speak.

[KingofOldSchool]

Michaels is DOA.

[SammyG]

LOL @ KIDS EXPRESSION

[Londoner]

Khali Slam

RRRAAAWWRRGGHH!

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL at the little girl's face

[ClockShot]

Oh boy. Cut to random people in audience shots.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Its cause HBK is God. He can get a good match out of anyone.


I actually like Khali a bit. No real reason for it, as the guy seems to suck on all cylinders, yet I have a soft spot for him.

Still, it seems like his suckiness in the ring and Shawn's awesomeness balance out to a relatively good match.

[SammyG]

i am still SO MAD @ the fact that Kennedy is gonna lose the MITB Briefcase.

[Corndad]

Its official Shawn can pull anyone to a decent match. Anyone.

[SammyG]

lol does anyone think KHALI is walking out of Judgment Day as Champ?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Khali's music reminds me of Hardcore Holly's theme, albeit slowed down a bit.

[Skippord]

lol Diesel has to see a crappy Main Event

[wwe2222]

HBK has taken much worse shots through tables

this KHALI push is awful

[DarKCentaur]

Kennedy isn't losing. That would be quite pointless, now wouldn't it?

[Londoner]

I actually like Khali a bit. No real reason for it, as the guy seems to suck on all cylinders, yet I have a soft spot for him.

Still, it seems like his suckiness in the ring and Shawn's awesomeness balance out to a relatively good match.

Yeah same here, but HBK made him look good in that match, he hasn't looked that great in other matches.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kennedy isn't losing. That would be quite pointless, now wouldn't it?

If Kennedy really is injured and will be out for many months, it's not really a far fetched pan.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Yeah...As much as I like Kennedy, and I absolutely love the guy, there would be no reason to keep the case on him unless it's for a "SURPRISE!" thing in a few months, having him win the title completely unexpected.

I think it's fucking horrible that he got hurt, because I was really looking forward to seeing where this went, but at least they can potentially use it for Edge, which wouldn't be a bad thing. Both of the guys are two personal favorites of mine, so I really have no problems either way, aside from hating the shitty hand that Kennedy got dealt. :(

[SammyG]

IM GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND, CUZ I KNOW THAT I CAN

[SammyG]

MR KENNEDY

[Jordan]

Khali smash eat Shawn Michaels, BOY TOY YOU ARE EATEEEENNNNNN

[DarKCentaur]

If Kennedy really is injured and will be out for many months, it's not really a far fetched pan.

I just don't see that happening. If he really is injured, he doesn't need to lose the briefcase. Or, he can drop it to Edge, and win it back at a later date. Or find some crazy loophole that will give him a title shot regardless.

[SammyG]

lol Cena

[Corndad]

Charley Browns Teacher LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

hahahaha

[SammyG]

lol wtf Cena.

[Londoner]

Lame catchphrase, lol@promo though.

[KingofOldSchool]

IM GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND, CUZ I KNOW THAT I CAN

I GOT NOTHING ELSE EXCEPT A REPEAT INTRO!

[SammyG]

YO YO YO YO YO YO YO WHATS REALLY HOOD

[SammyG]

LOL LOLLOL LOL VISCERA

[Corndad]

What is up with this lol

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL WHAT?

[Skippord]

The Jobbers are loose

[Londoner]

Wtf is this lol

[SammyG]

LOL this is HILARIOUS

[Corndad]

I was waiting on Masters for the pills lol

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL

[UmbrellaCorporation]

WTF IS THIS?!

[SammyG]

That Hummer is amazing. DAMN

[ClockShot]

HA HA HA HA HA! GOOD PROMO!

[KingofOldSchool]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DAMN

[Corndad]

damn

[Londoner]

DAMN

[UmbrellaCorporation]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPIDER MAN

[Londoner]

Wtf LOL

[SammyG]

WHAT THE FUCK SPIDERMAN?!?!?!?!??! IS THAT BIG DICK JOHNSON

[KingofOldSchool]

TUBBY MCGUIRE

[Corndad]

Spiderman now??

[UmbrellaCorporation]

BATMAN ROFL

[ClockShot]

Ralfus?

[SammyG]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA MONEY MONEY YEAAHHH YEAHHH

[Londoner]

Rofl...that was random.

[Corndad]

Wow. just wow. ROFL@ "Batman" comment

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Taking a shot at Spidey because the Condemned flopped?


Hmmmm...

[SammyG]

Damn. all that laughing made me forget that Kennedy is jobbing the Briefcase :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Damn. all that laughing made me forget that Kennedy is jobbing the Briefcase :(

I haven't forgotten that. :love:

[SammyG]

I cant even look at Matt Hardy the samew ay, after seeing him shoot Lita's cardboard cut out with a gun.

[SammyG]

KOOS STFU :( :(

[SammyG]

FRUITY DELICIOUS DELICIOUS FRUITY JR LOVES DEM SKITTLEZ

[Londoner]

I haven't forgotten that. :love:

Me neither. :D :D :D

[KingofOldSchool]

THE WORLD'S GREATEST JOBBERS

[DarKCentaur]

You know what I forgot about? Carlito's heel turn.

[Londoner]

You know what i forgot about? Carlito.

[SammyG]

LOL MURDOCH. When Hardy is on his back, he looks like his ex-gf. ROFL

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Cade and Murdoch. Please get off my TV.


Thank you.


Your friend,


- Matt

[KingofOldSchool]

You know what I forgot about? Carlito's heel turn.

Well you and WWE creative have something in common then.

[SammyG]

Shelton is starting to grow some naps on his head.

[Londoner]

Nice move.

[DarKCentaur]

Well you and WWE creative have something in common then.


:cool:

...

:'(

[Londoner]

Good match.

[SammyG]

Yeah. well here's Carlito

[Skippord]

lol Murdoch

dunno why

[DarKCentaur]

Ok so they didn't forget, nice

[SammyG]

mmmm Torrie.

[Londoner]

Carlito looks like a face still rather than a heel...

[SammyG]

mmmm RGX girl

[KingofOldSchool]

Carlito looks like a face still rather than a heel...

You can tell just by watching him walk?

[Londoner]

Meh, i dunno, maybe im just used to him being a face. Maybe its cause of Torrie.

[KingofOldSchool]

Snitsky promo on RAW?!?!?!?

[Londoner]

Snitsky on Raw? Should be on Smackdown.

[SammyG]

I TURN UP THE TREBLE/TROUBLE TILL IT GETS REAL LOUD, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER THAT WAY


WTF is this Snitsky thing. OMG hes uglier than shit. Please god tell me hes not coming to Raw

[KingofOldSchool]

Backcracker on Torrie

[UmbrellaCorporation]

No one cares about Snitsky. No one ever did.

[ClockShot]

Snitsky.......interesting.

[DarKCentaur]

Carlito getting no reaction, wtf

[KingofOldSchool]

I TURN OFF THE TV WHEN HE COMES OUT, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER THAT WAY

[KingofOldSchool]

No one cares about Snitsky. No one ever did.

It...wasnt...his...fault!

[ClockShot]

No one cares about Snitsky. No one ever did.

It wasn't his fault.

[SammyG]

Wow, I am digging this promo.

[Corndad]

um. no.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Carlito does speak truth. Would've killed for him to be in the MITB as well.

[Londoner]

Glad to see Carlito actually being a heel now.

[SammyG]

Yeah, it could be the whole, IF I DID THIS TO MY GIRLFRIEND FLAIR, WHAT WOULD I DO TO YOU.

[Corndad]

bye bye Torrie lol

[SammyG]

awww torrie. You can jump on my dick anytime you want.

[ClockShot]

What the hell. I didn't hit the SAP button.

[Londoner]

Wtf is up with the language switch...

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL what???

[SammyG]

WTF Carlito speak English you bitch

[Corndad]

hes doin the whole promo in spanish lol

[SammyG]

When Carlito gets fired up, he speaks Spanish

[SammyG]

OMG :( KENNEDY JOBBING NEXT NO

[Corndad]

Oh. Does WWE have a movie out now? I almost forgot since the last promo.

[Londoner]

What genius came up with the idea to have him speak a language most of us don't understand?

[DarKCentaur]

To that guy in the Condemned promo that says "I can't believe it's taken this long for a film to challenge reality TV"....

Series 7?

[SammyG]

:( This is the last time I'll see Kennedy with the briefcase :( :(

[SammyG]

FUCK YOU EDGE YOU SACK OF SHIT

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I'm still hoping I'm missing something, and Kennedy comes out on top here.

[SammyG]

DO AN INJURY ANGLE, YES, DONT MAKE HIM JOB

[KingofOldSchool]

KICK HIS ASS EDGE

SEND HIS ASS TO THE HOSPITAL

[Londoner]

I love Edge. Edge is Great. Hate how Kennedy will be buried though.

[SammyG]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

SPEAR HIM EDGE

[KingofOldSchool]

SPEAR HIM BACK TO OVW

[Skippord]

I too love Edge

but I love Kennedy too

but I love Edge more

[SammyG]

CMON KENNEDY :(

[Londoner]

Actually, this could make Kennedy an entertaining face in future.

[SammyG]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Corndad]

Yup its over.

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[UmbrellaCorporation]

FUCK THAT ENDING


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[DarKCentaur]

Ugh.

[Londoner]

Hahahahahaha

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS