Hey quick question

[Better Than You]

Didn't the guy who books ECW, (Langana?) say somehtinbg about him being able to use Snitsky?

...if this has been his grand vision I'm worried.

[Londoner]

Think its Laguna...dont remember that anyway but lol if thats true.

[Afterlife]

Oh, he was definitely chomping at the bit to get ahold of Snitsky. There's just been no "here's why" to go with the "gimme".

[Xero]

Laguna: Snitsky - hair = Kane.... Vince, we have a wiener!

[Afterlife]

Analogy

Kane :: Undertaker's Brother
Snitsky :: Understaker's Autistic Step-Son

[Mr. Nerfect]

Analogy

Kane :: Undertaker's Brother
Snitsky :: Understaker's Autistic Step-Son

Ah! So Snitsky killed Kane's unborn fetus because he was jealous that The Undertaker's love would be given to his nephew, instead of to him.

Interesting, Mr. Afterlife, very, very interesting.

[Mr. Nerfect]

But yeah, Dave Lagana probably figured that getting a guy and having him squash guys on TV would get him over. Snitsky just isn't compelling enough. They need to give him a backstory. Just have a WWE reporter write an article in WWE Magazine about why he decided to wax himself.

Typing the last thought of the above paragraph, I realised how doomed Snitsky may be.

[Mr. Nerfect]

To be fair to Lagana, Finlay and Arn Anderson were also pushing for him to be used more. It's just not working the way it is. When I heard Snitsky was going to ECW, I thought the move was good, because I believe he can work a hardcore style. Unfortunately ECW is not hardcore anymore, so there's no real point him being there.

[Skippord]

I think he was dunked in an entire vat of Nair

[chrisat928]

I think he was dunked in an entire vat of Nair
That some how missed his back?

[Mr. Nerfect]

That some how missed his back?

I thought that was just a side effect of the steroids?

[Theo Dious]

Dude, it isn't his fault.

[KingofOldSchool]

I thought that was just a side effect of sleeping with Lita?

[Rammsteinmad]

Dude, it isn't his fault.

That's the only thing Snitsky has going for him.

[Afterlife]

Ah! So Snitsky killed Kane's unborn fetus because he was jealous that The Undertaker's love would be given to his nephew, instead of to him.

Interesting, Mr. Afterlife, very, very interesting.

I was going to do a whole "It wasn't murder, it was manslaughter" thing about the fetus, because "it wasn't his fault", yadda yadda. But, it's too much work.

Oh, and Rep for using my name.

[Skippord]

His music is amazing though

[Afterlife]

Indeed, he does have some serious Horror Movie Theme music. And sure, I can imagine him weilding a bloody knife, but until his finisher is The Shiv, I don't see him being quite enough monster to fit the music.