How do you see the rest of the year unfolding?

[KingofOldSchool]

Yes, it's crazy to think but the year is almsot half over. And with Smackdown's injury bug, ECW being on year long life support, and Raw being over run by a Wigger and his Giant, how do you see the rest of the year unfolding?

Will Kennedy come back as a babyface?

Will Cena finally turn heel?

How many more hotels will Orton trash?

Will ECW last through the year?

Will Vince lose the durag?

Will we see more than just Mickie/Candice vs. Vicky/Melina in women's matches?

How long will it be before Santino Morella gets bumped to Heat related duties?

Will there be any more big names jumping brands?

How many bimbos from the Diva Search will be signed to contracts?

How many wrestlers will be released to make room for them?

So many questions to ponder...what do you guys see happening between now and December 31st in DOUBLE DOUBLE E.

[BigDaddyCool]

The entire WWE will be out with injuries.

[Theo Dious]

Will Kennedy come back as a babyface?
Probably, and he'll Cena* so fast it'll make us all vomit.

Will Cena finally turn heel?
No.

How many more hotels will Orton trash?
Three. Next time he'll get a fine and ten minutes in the corner. After that he'll get a fine and a spanking, and after that he'll get a fine and a WWE title run.

Will ECW last through the year?
Yes, we have ECW for at least 4 more years.

Will Vince lose the durag?
Yes, when his hair grows back.

Will we see more than just Mickie/Candice vs. Vicky/Melina in women's matches?
Yes, we're due for another Moolah/Mae Young appearance soon.

How long will it be before Santino Morella gets bumped to Heat related duties?
He won't. See below.

Will there be any more big names jumping brands?
Yes, most of Raw will end up on SD due to injuries and Santino Marella will feud with Cena as the only thing on the show.

How many bimbos from the Diva Search will be signed to contracts?
All but two.

How many wrestlers will be released to make room for them?
Thirteen.


*Cena: A form of expiration where a popular heel is made face and promptly sours with fans, aka "Don't turn Kennedy face or he will Cena on you."

[IC Champion]

Cena stays champ and WWE continues to bore me.

[Slow]

Cena becomes heel by staying face, and everyone gets so pissed off with him that they all hate him, thus making him heel despite doing face things

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yes, Mr. Kennedy will be a babyface. His feud with Edge will rock, then the WWE won't know what to do with him, so many will be clamouring for a heel turn.

[The Show Off]

Will Kennedy come back as a babyface?
Yes.

Will Cena finally turn heel?
No.

How many more hotels will Orton trash?
Zero.

Will ECW last through the year?
Yes.

Will Vince lose the durag?
Yes.

Will we see more than just Mickie/Candice vs. Vicky/Melina in women's matches?
Yes.

How long will it be before Santino Morella gets bumped to Heat related duties?
Not until after the year is over.

Will there be any more big names jumping brands?
Rob Van Dam and Sabu to TNA, and the return of Jericho to WWE.

How many bimbos from the Diva Search will be signed to contracts?
4

How many wrestlers will be released to make room for them?
6

[XL]

Will Cena finally turn heel?
If they turn him fans will cheer louder than they ever have. Believing this to be a sign that the fans are back behind Cena, Vinny will get word to the ref to tell Cena to do something face like. Thus creating the shortest Heel/Face turn ever.

[Sephiroth]

Mtfshit! you guys better find a way i can watch wrestling here in fucking holland!

I miss my weekly base of wrestling! :rant:

[ttetf]

Starting at Judgement Day, the Great Khali will officially become Doomsday to John Cena's Superman. Both Cena and Khali will kill eachother in the middle of the ring. From there, Raw, ECW, and Smackdown will all hold tribute shows to the WWE's dead Super Cena with a fifty foot statue of Cena being added to the stage of Raw. At Summerslam, four strangers will appear claiming they are the real Cena and compete in a fourway match for the title. They are:
1. Hornswaggle who will claim he is a clone of the real Cena but he just doesn't have all of Cena's superpowers (or height) yet.
2. Val Venis will emerge wearing Cena's sneakers, saying the spirit of the dead champion motivated him to move out of his lifer status in Heat burial.
3. Hulk Hogan will return and claim Super Cena's powers were transfered to him and that Hulkamania is once again running wild.
4. Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice will become a WWE superstar saying he is the original white rapper and Cena's powers are his own.

This match of course will end with Hogan winning because...come on, he's Hogan and he's twenty years past anything close to a prime. He just has to win.

Times will turn dark when the evil Hogan/Cena hybrid creature demands that all superstars be destroyed by way of laying down in the middle of the ring and taking an atomic old-ass leg drop like bitches! This will continue until a new stranger wearing a WordLife medallion appears who seems to have a strange knowledge of thugonomics. He will challenge Hogan/Cena to a match at Survivor Series and become the champion making everyone realize that the real Cena has returned!

In essence, Cena will be champion at years end and the WWE will continue producing bullshit as farfetched, if not more so than the preceding, for the remainder of the year...

[FourFifty]

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[BigDaddyCool]

I agree with 450, only with more fire.

[Dorkchop]

Probably the same as it started.

Although it's seemed that Vince and the WWE have been trying to increase and improve actual wrestling in their shows lately. Whether or not that'll improve in the long run, I don't know. I hopw, but it doesn't sound too likely.