What the hell are they going to do with Snitsky?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I mean, he's not gonna challenge Mr. McMahon for the ECW title. He's just wrecking shit over in ECW against low level opponents...and I just saw a promo for him on friggin' Smackdown. What the hell is the plan here?

[Shaggy]

he will show up for a few weeks and be one top....then be nothing more than a jobber again...and then get released...poor guy just cant get a break.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dunno what the deal is. They've shown the promo twice on RAW, and I imagine they'll probably throw in another cryptic promo to this weeks SmackDown! as well, to lead people to the conclusion that Snitsky may be headed to at least a 2nd-rate show...

[Team Sheep]

King said on Raw "Does this mean Snitsky might be heading here to Raw JR?!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

They should have Snitsky show up wherever he wants. Not to wrestle, just to destroy things. I'm not sure if they've ever done that with a wrestler post-roster split yet. I'm not sure if Brock Lesnar caused havoc during the draft or not.

Snitsky killing things could be awesome if he got more interesting attire and had a better move than the big boot. Seriously, no one's using it at the moment, just give him an F-5, or something. Fuck, have him pull off Reverse F-5s. Those would be awesome.

[M-A-G]

His window of hotness was late 2004-early 2005 with him being the psychotic pro-choice nutcase.

[Dave Youell]

PW is reporting he's going to feud with Cena.........

[Volare]

The way Snitsky looks like now reminds me of Nick and Rick Bruiser off of Super Punch-Out on the SNES

[Hanso Amore]

When will they understand that a 3 year Jobber getting his head shaved and becoming a top Heel is not understandable. They are trying to JBL him, and there are a few differences.

Bradshaw was a Main Event Tagger, and a Mid card Singles. Very Over. Snitsky was a Jobber on heat.

JBL has amazing Mic skills. Its Not Snitsky's Fault.

JBL got by as a cowardly Heel winning by cheating and interference. Does anyone think a guy that lost to Eugene before can really wreck everyone all of a sudden?

[Kane Knight]

I don't think they care.

[KingofOldSchool]

They should have video packages of him having nightmares about giant feet attacking him.

[Dorkchop]

They should use him to beat the crap out of everyone on tv they're going to release.... then Snitsky will get released 2 weeks later.

I don't know. I've always liked when, for kayefabe purposes, guys leave with some closure. Especially when they push someone, or someone's in the middle of a feud or angle and their suddenly gone and we never hear of it again.

[darkpower]

They should have video packages of him having nightmares about giant feet attacking him.

I honestly never understood the effect of all of that. They did that whole angle as if it was the grosest fetish in the world (it's one of the most common ones you see, actually). I could think of million other fetishes that are much worse (scat).

Dunno, just think the foot fetish thing made him seem kind of normal rather than a weird guy...ok, the fact that he was craving LITA might've changed things a bit, but still...

[Kane Knight]

I honestly never understood the effect of all of that. They did that whole angle as if it was the grosest fetish in the world (it's one of the most common ones you see, actually). I could think of million other fetishes that are much worse (scat).

Dunno, just think the foot fetish thing made him seem kind of normal rather than a weird guy...ok, the fact that he was craving LITA might've changed things a bit, but still...

Dude, think.

This is WWE. They appeal to a crowd who are largely so conservative that non-missionary-style sex is considered an "alternative lifestyle."

[.44 Magdalene]

I still like Snitsky. :\ I thought he looked much better with that crazy goatee, though. I'm not real sure I want to see him headlining against Cena or anything, but I'm glad he's off of jobbing duty.

[Shadow]

If he's going against Cena, he's going right back on jobbing duty.

[.44 Magdalene]

... :( Goddammit.

[DAMN iNATOR]

...or he'll have some ridiculous match with Cena over the title where the "odds" are "stacked" against Snitsky and not Cena, and comes out with the title. That’d be so stupid, and yet, I can totally see that being so Vince right now...hope nothing like that actually happens, guess time will tell though.:-\

[Shadow]

Will never happen. Cena's Vince's golden boy right now.

[Impeccable]

They could have him kill Kane's unborn child inside Lita and then have him job to a foot fetish for a whole year, appearing in cut scenes with Goldust and Eugene, the whole time claiming it wasn't his fault.

:shifty:

[tucsonspeed6]

Better yet, since it's so close to May 19 they should have Kane fight evil Kane 2 again, and then have evil pregnant Lita 2 come to the ring but get stopped by bald Snitsky, who kills the evil Kane's fetus doppleganger, who was destined to destroy the world. Then Snitsky spits on evil Lita 2 and waits while everybody chants what they think he's going to say. When the timing is just right, he looks at the camera and says... "Oops..." Disappointed fans chuck everything they have into the ring. A riot seems like it's going to break out when suddenly another Snitsky shows up on the titantron (Recorded from like a year ago while they thought of this storyline) who claims to be the real Snitsky. He's got the hair and the goat beard and everything. He says. That's not Snitsky! I'm Snitsky! Don't blame me for what he said.... IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!"

And then a gong sounds and another fake undertaker comes in and obliterates everyone so they have an excuse to go to the next jobber match, and JBL and Michael Cole pretend it didn't happen.

[Stickman]

He'll be pushed for awhile, then they'll forget to write him into the shows, then he'll go to TNA.

[darkpower]

Dude, think.

This is WWE. They appeal to a crowd who are largely so conservative that non-missionary-style sex is considered an "alternative lifestyle."

So....they want to make Snisky gay? :shifty:

[FourFifty]

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He's going back to his baby killer gimmick, and is gonna fued with this guy!
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[Kane Knight]

So....they want to make Snisky gay? :shifty:

No, but to wrestling fans, it'll be about the same thing. Snitsky is going pro choice.

[Theo Dious]

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Totally staged, but hysterical.