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Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 11:07 AM
...yeah, so apparently the anniversary of the deaths of Kane's parents and the horrible tragedy that turned him into a vicious psychopath only bothers him when he has a movie coming out. Damn WWE, I wanted Fake Kane II. Only, like, GOOD this time. :rant:
Xero
05-17-2007, 11:11 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/may19.gif
Kane Knight
05-17-2007, 11:28 AM
:wtf:
Shadow
05-17-2007, 12:13 PM
I still remember!
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 12:15 PM
I still remember when Fake Kane lifted the briefcase and then drove off in a Hummer!
James Steele
05-17-2007, 12:45 PM
Should I be worried that I graduate on May 19th?
Xero
05-17-2007, 12:47 PM
Just watch out for anyone in full body red spandex suites with a mask on.
Xero
05-17-2007, 12:48 PM
Was just watching part of The Best of RAW Vol. 1 and was reminded how much body mass Kane has lost. He was fucking HUGE in 98.
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 12:54 PM
Just watch out for anyone in full body red spandex suites with a mask on.

Actually, I'd be more worried about seeing anyone who looked just like me. It's not like Fake Kane started randomly destroying people.
Xero
05-17-2007, 12:57 PM
Yeah, but the real Kane did when he first debuted.

Last thing you need is a "Entire Class of '07 Chokeslammed on May 19th" Headline in the paper.
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 12:58 PM
Hm. True. Hey JS, JR and Lawler aren't commentating your graduation, are they?
Xero
05-17-2007, 01:01 PM
JR: BAHGAWD! IT'S POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE! HERE HE COMES! IT'S THE MACHO MAN! BAHGAWD!

King: Uh, JR, we aren't at RAW...

JR: BAHGAWD WHEN DID WE SIGN SAVAGE!?
CSL
05-17-2007, 01:02 PM
Yeah, but the real Kane did when he first debuted.

Last thing you need is a "Entire Class of '07 Chokeslammed on May 19th" Headline in the paper.

<font color=white>I'd buy that paper.</font>
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 01:04 PM
"Entire Class of '07 Chokeslammed on May 19th"

Sub-headline: Principal "literally broken in half."
Xero
05-17-2007, 01:09 PM
"It was the greatest night in the history of graduations" said one on-looker, who wished to remain anonymous.
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 01:09 PM
"It was the greatest night in the history of graduations" said one on-looker. who wished to remain anonymous.

One African-American spectator responded, simply, "Damn."
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 01:24 PM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/4106224

When held for questioning, this man insisted that it was not his fault.
Rammsteinmad
05-17-2007, 02:43 PM
What's up with those things one the side of Snitskys face? Isn't he a bit too old to be getting acne?
Volare
05-17-2007, 02:48 PM
Meh...probably forget about it...watch someone say May 19th to him and Kane would be like WTF
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 03:00 PM
What's up with those things one the side of Snitskys face? Isn't he a bit too old to be getting acne?

Probably scars from chair shots and blading.
chrisat928
05-17-2007, 03:36 PM
Damn, this thread is funny.
Xero
05-17-2007, 03:46 PM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/4106224
Kane - The awkward teenage years.
Corkscrewed
05-17-2007, 05:29 PM
*ZING!*
AdrianM
05-17-2007, 08:35 PM
looking at ur signature thing..

Christ Xpac is ugly
SammyG
05-18-2007, 03:49 AM
lmfao @ the MAY 19TH shit. Ridiculously funny.
dude extreme
05-18-2007, 05:31 AM
The May 19th shit was really funny.
D Mac
05-18-2007, 05:43 AM
I'm seeing a house show on May 19th. Maybe Fake Kane will make an appearance.
tucsonspeed6
05-18-2007, 08:54 AM
Should I be worried that I graduate on May 19th?

If Fake Kane should come, simply push him out of the door. You will never see him again.