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Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 12:31 PM
Whoo, 2,000 posts. That means I am now approximately 0.02% as cool as Kane Knight. I am going places.

So, here's my offering: name any obscure WWF/E wrestler since 1990, and I'll tell you what, if anything, I remember about them.
Goulet
05-17-2007, 12:43 PM
Max Moon
Xero
05-17-2007, 12:44 PM
Congrats. :y:

The Headbangers.
James Steele
05-17-2007, 12:44 PM
Boris Zhukov
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 12:46 PM
Max Moon

During a match that featured him, the commentators "took a phone call from Mike Tyson." He proceeded to wonder "when does Max show his Moon." Also, my brother laughs hysterically whenever I bring this up.

The Headbangers.

Royal Rumble 2000, one of them came to the ring wearing big pointy fuzzy boobies, which caused Lawler to further obsess about naked Mae Young.
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 12:49 PM
Boris Zhukov

During a match featuring the Bolshieviks on some PPV my brother and I had rented, my dad saw him and showed me a picture of his uncle, who looked just like him.
Jordan
05-17-2007, 01:14 PM
Alex The Pug Portoue
BigDaddyCool
05-17-2007, 01:21 PM
Whoo, 2,000 posts. That means I am now approximately 0.02% as cool as Kane Knight. I am going places.

So, here's my offering: name any obscure WWF/E wrestler since 1990, and I'll tell you what, if anything, I remember about them.

Acctaully, you are 2% a cool as Kane Knight, learn how to use percentages...well techically 1.979% as cool. But on the birght side you are 9.026% as cool as me.
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 01:22 PM
Acctaully, you are 2% a cool as Kane Knight, learn how to use percentages...well techically 1.979% as cool. But on the birght side you are 9.026% as cool as me.

I rather thought that sounded wrong, thanks. :y:
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 01:22 PM
Alex The Pug Portoue

Ah, I got nothing on that one.
FourFifty
05-17-2007, 01:29 PM
TEKNO TEAM 2000!!!!!!
BigDaddyCool
05-17-2007, 01:43 PM
Judy Bagwell?
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 01:44 PM
TEKNO TEAM 2000!!!!!!

Couple of retards in shiny suits that I only ever saw on some Saturday morning show? Guessing they were dressed-up jobbers?
Theo Dious
05-17-2007, 01:44 PM
Judy Bagwell?

On A Pole.
Volare
05-17-2007, 02:43 PM
Gillberg
Jeritron
05-17-2007, 03:02 PM
Mike Modest
FourFifty
05-17-2007, 04:47 PM
Couple of retards in shiny suits that I only ever saw on some Saturday morning show? Guessing they were dressed-up jobbers?

:foc::mad::foc::mad::foc:

TEKNO TEAM 2000 RULED ALL!!!!!
IC Champion
05-17-2007, 06:01 PM
*posts*
Blitz
05-17-2007, 07:40 PM
Waylon Mercy.
Juan
05-17-2007, 08:25 PM
TL Hopper
Kane Knight
05-17-2007, 09:16 PM
By the way, coolness is inversely proportional to post count.

You're on a slipperly slope, there.

Fortunately, one of CC's socks is like 500000 miles ahead of you. ;)
El Fangel
05-17-2007, 09:41 PM
Congrats

Mosh.
Linkbowler
05-17-2007, 09:48 PM
Nice work.

Freddie Joe Floyd.
Dorkchop
05-17-2007, 09:58 PM
Tiger Ali Singh
Kane Knight
05-17-2007, 10:30 PM
Puke. :shifty:
Xerzes
05-18-2007, 04:42 AM
Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz.
fondoffilm
05-18-2007, 05:52 AM
Razor Ramon.
D Mac
05-18-2007, 05:55 AM
Isaac Yankem
Theo Dious
05-18-2007, 10:58 AM
Waylon Mercy

Took me a while to remember this guy; he gave me a "wtf" sort of quality, and I can't believe he ever had visible matches. I remember him wrestling Diesel, might have been on Raw, and thinking "who is this fool and why does he have a title shot."

Freddie Joe Floyd

I'm blank on this one.

Gillberg

Sadly, I never really got to see him do anything, and I mostly know him from hearing tales.

TL Hopper

Don't remember him as TL Hopper, he was cool as Uncle Cletus though.

Puke

Don't male things up, they'd never have a guy called Puke in WWE. :shifty: