I want to see Hassan come back.

[Kane Knight]

I want to see him "Hassan" the great Khali. It somehow strikes me as though it'd be Hilarious.

RODBGAWIDORGKHALI--ALLLEYAAAAAAAH

[Skippord]

I'd rather have it go
RODBGAWIDORGKHALI--ALLLEYAAAAAAAH

*Brain Chop*

[Kane Knight]

HASSAN CHOP!

...ED!

[FourFifty]

A Hassan/Kennedy angle would be gold.... Then again I think that if either of them would fued with a carbon rod it'd be gold.

[IC Champion]

Hassan was good, whats he doin now anyway

[Shaggy]

I think Hassan could get over today even with his character if he were to take on Khali....

Hell with the fan base that he got after his depature, im betting he could be big right now...

Last thing ive heard is that he was going after Acting....

[SammyG]

I miss Hassan so much :(

[FourFifty]

I can't find a damn thing about him after 2005.

[Kane Knight]

His Acting Career is still, sadly, more presitious than Austin's.

[IC Champion]

His Acting Career is still, sadly, more presitious than Austin's.
lol, so is Jimmy Fallons.

[Kane Knight]

Who?

Wait...That kinda proves your point.

[Theo Dious]

lol, so is Jimmy Fallons.

There's no need to get nasty about this.

[IC Champion]

Who?

Wait...That kinda proves your point.
You know....that guy from that late night show that is only funny sometimes and the rest of the time your left thinkin "what the fuck" he was even in a movie with that fat black "woman" rapper thats atleast 40 years old.

[IC Champion]

There's no need to get nasty about this.
I'm sorry.

[Kane Knight]

You know....that guy from that late night show that is only funny sometimes and the rest of the time your left thinkin "what the fuck" he was even in a movie with that fat black "woman" rapper thats atleast 40 years old.Jay Leno?

[Theo Dious]

Jay Leno?

What did I say about being nasty? :rant:

[Kane Knight]

By the way, I seriously don't know who Jimmy Fallon is.

[Theo Dious]

He's a dumbass from SNL.

I know that's not very specific, but it's all I got.

[Kane Knight]

Oh, after a quick googling ( :naughty: ) I know sorta who he is now.

Fuck it, I'll take Jay Leno.

[Theo Dious]

Oh, after a quick googling ( :naughty: ) I know sorta who he is now.

Fuck it, I'll take Jay Leno.

Oh wait, I thought you were comparing Queen Latifah to Jay Leno.

[Kane Knight]

Oh, no. He said late night show or something. So I interjected the first person I could think of. Since he said "late night show" and I didn't realise he meant SNL, I though of late night talk shows. Specifically, Conan, because he's on "Late Night," But since the board would rip me a new one because "ZOMFGCONANISTEHFUNNESTEVAR!" So I picked Leno.

[Theo Dious]

Wait.

This place has a hardon for Conan?

*shudders*

That's just sad.

[Kane Knight]

I don't know about currently, but historically (even as little as a year ago), yes.

[Theo Dious]

I've noticed a lot of geeks and nerds fawn over him. He is one of them, after all.

The only reason I don't say "one of us" is cause he I really don't give a damn about him.

[Kane Knight]

I've noticed a lot of geeks and nerds fawn over him. He is one of them, after all.

The only reason I don't say "one of us" is cause he I really don't give a damn about him.

When it comes to nerdity, I try and distance myself from TPWW anyway. Conan's okay, but these fucktards and their emo....

[Xero]

I fucking hate Conan.

I prefer Leno, and when Conan takes his place it will be a sad day.

[Sephiroth]

Dammit, that could be good, let Hassan come in when Khali is almost winning the title then let like Hassan win the title, it would be like major hotness.

[IC Champion]

Conan>Leno

[Blitz]

I fucking hate Conan.

I prefer Leno, and when Conan takes his place it will be a sad day.
Terrible.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I fucking hate Conan.

I prefer Leno, and when Conan takes his place it will be a sad day.

Xero...tell me it ain't so. :(

Conan is one of the few proven comedic geniuses of our era. Some of his shit is just brilliant, and you can rarely say that about anything these days. Leno isn't as bad as people make him out to be. He kind of annoys me sometimes, though. I sense an ego about him. He's still miles better than Jon Stewart, though. Stewart is just a hack without a legitimate comedic bone in his body. He failed at everything else he's ever attempted, so he dryly makes fun of people who already make fun of themselves. Wow...what a genius. Stephen Colbert is pretty good, and I'd place him higher than Leno, but he's still below Conan, no matter how hard people want to blow him. Colbert would be a legitimately funny guy, but he has Stewart Syndrome, and he limits himself by his material. It's hot at the moment, so it's working for him, though.

Anytime Conan attempts political satire on his show, it is 100x smarter and funnier (and I'm not even sure that's an exaggeration) than anything Stewart has ever attempted (that I've seen, anyway). His Angersons sketch was brilliant, as was his little commentary on Mark Foley being slipped off as as a Democrat by Fox News.

So, in summation: Conan > Colbert > Leno > Oprah > Dr. Phil > Stewart = Jack Thompson

And, yes, Muhammad Hassan should return. His acting career is going nowhere, yet his WWE career was on the rise. I don't care how much you claim the wrestling business to not be your calling, if you were dedicated enough to train, and go out there night after night and put your body on the line, I'm sure there must be some love there. That is why I think Brock Lesnar will eventually be back on the scene (probably after he gets knocked the fuck out by a good striker on the MMA scene).

Hassan feuding with Khali would just be shit, though. Yeah, let's waste this talented young guy on a piece of shit like Khali. And KK insults my booking? :roll:

The logical feud would be with The Undertaker, since the last we saw of Hassan, he was given the Last Ride off the Great American Bash stage. Hassan, if he returned and proved he was ready to actually do his part for the business, is one of those guys I would put on a list of talent to potentially end The Undertaker's WrestleMania streak. It would be a risk going with Hassan, though, as he's proven he can run off.

[Skippord]

I dont care for Conan

Colbert > Stewart > Craig Ferguson > Leno > Conan

[FourFifty]

Gotta show a little SoCali pride.

Leno > Conan

But I'm also Jewish, so Stewart > Leno

[Xero]

Xero...tell me it ain't so. :(

Conan is one of the few proven comedic geniuses of our era. Some of his shit is just brilliant, and you can rarely say that about anything these days. Leno isn't as bad as people make him out to be. He kind of annoys me sometimes, though. I sense an ego about him. He's still miles better than Jon Stewart, though. Stewart is just a hack without a legitimate comedic bone in his body. He failed at everything else he's ever attempted, so he dryly makes fun of people who already make fun of themselves. Wow...what a genius. Stephen Colbert is pretty good, and I'd place him higher than Leno, but he's still below Conan, no matter how hard people want to blow him. Colbert would be a legitimately funny guy, but he has Stewart Syndrome, and he limits himself by his material. It's hot at the moment, so it's working for him, though.
I hate Colbert too, so...

It's the over-the-top humor that turns me off. It's just too in-your-face and obvious that it makes it less funny to me (as far as Conan goes).

[IC Champion]

Conan is a genius, love or hate em, hes better then Leno ever was, and when he takes his rightful spot on The Tonight Show it will finally be worth watching.

[Kane Knight]

:lol:

Conan's a Genius.

And I'm Vince McMahon.

[DarKCentaur]

At least Leno can wrestle.