FourFifty's 5000 Post-travaganza!

[FourFifty]

I’m convinced that there are a hand full of things that everyone on tpww.net can agree on. Things that transcend any room for debate and become fact. The following is a list of “facts” and I doubt anyone can make a decent argument against any of these.

5000 posts! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Vince McMahon has made suckers out of all of us.
Before JBL said he was a wrestling God that title was held by Chris Jericho.
Today’s ECW is only ECW in name, not in spirit.
Bobby Lashley is really Black Lesnar
Brock Lesnar is going to be able to hold his own in the world of shoot fighting.
Kurt Angle is going to get embarrassed in the world of shoot fighting.
There is no reason for Randy Orton to have a job.
Evil Doink > Good Doink
The Iron Sheik, albeit is out of his fuckin’ mind, is funny in small doses.
Love him, hate him, or give him the same reaction that Rob Conway got, MVP is the goods.
The WWE should focus on wrestling- not body building, not football, not movies, just wrestling
John Cena is today’s version of Bret Hart. Five moves of doom, only Bret Hart was cool



If you have any more facts to add, go for it.

[Mercury Bullet]

Kurt Angle is going to get embarrassed in the world of shoot fighting.


He is a gold medalist wrestler, he may not be an elite fighter but he definately can beat some lower and mid-tier guys on his wrestling ability alone.

[Mercury Bullet]

Bobby Lashley is really Black Lesnar


Bobby Lashley is really Blackberg, minus the overness.

[Mercury Bullet]

Happy 5000th though and I agree with everything else.

[Kidrap]

ECW will always be ECW.

[Theo Dious]

Bobby Lashley is really Blackberg, minus the overness.

Bobbly Lashley = Black Lesnar
Brock Lesnar = GoldBrock

[BigDaddyCool]

Here is something we can all agree on, it isn't a sandwich if it doesn't have cheese. Infact, it doesn't even need meat to be a sandwich. Case in point, grilled cheese sandwiches.

[Mercury Bullet]

ECW will always be ECW.

:wtf:

[Theo Dious]

The Iron Sheik, albeit is out of his fuckin’ mind, is funny in small doses.

I would say medium doses, but generally I agree.

He needs to do a tirade on WWE TV just so he can get DAMN'ed by Simmons. :y:

[FourFifty]

Here is something we can all agree on, it isn't a sandwich if it doesn't have cheese. Infact, it doesn't even need meat to be a sandwich. Case in point, grilled cheese sandwiches.

I believe the peanut butter & jelly community will be angered when they hear that.

[BigDaddyCool]

I believe the peanut butter & jelly community will be angered when they hear that.

Interesting point. I retract my previous comment. Though, a sandwich without cheese is like a woman without tits (or small tits at least). Sure, it is do able, but why?

[IC Champion]

I like every thing you said, except Cena and Hart.

Congrats on 5000

[St. Jimmy]

FoFittay needs to take back his Goldust Mark gimmick :y:

[FourFifty]

That's not a gimmick. I really am a Goldust mark.