tna entertainment

[taker707]

i just got off the phone wth vince russo it is so easy to contact tna guys and they just direct you to whoever u want

[Inadequacy]

Wow, this is weirder than my "Oh Noes ya'll guys" thread, and I don't think you're even trying.

[IC Champion]

how do i contact them myself

[Stickman]

Did you ask for Mike? Last name, Oxbig?

[Inadequacy]

Is it like Batman and commissioner Gordon's red phone?

[taker707]

not hard just google tna entertainment under maps and get thier number if someone actually does anwser tell them who you are calling for if no one anwsers just listen for thier extenstion if they are in thier office they should anwser

[Disturbed316]

I phoned God once, he said he was busy :(

[St. Jimmy]

lol, got cha.

[IC Champion]

I wanna call Russo, but what do I call regarding and to talk to him about? I have to have a reason.

[Inadequacy]

Just say you're a fan of his work...no, no one would ever believe that.

BA-ZING!

[IC Champion]

Just say you're a fan of his work...no, no one would ever believe that.

BA-ZING!
He was responsible for some really good shit too, he just thought he was better then he was, and thought he could do more then he could.

[Inadequacy]

Yeah I know, I just wanted an excuse to say BA-ZING!

[FourFifty]

I'd like to ask Russo a question....

"So how does it feel to be the man who killed any chance of WCW staying on tv?"

[Mercury Bullet]

....I don't know what to think....

:(

[Mooияakeя™]

I'd like to ask him. "So who was Katie Vick based on then?"

[Stickman]

We should all invade his phonelines.

[FourFifty]

I'll believe it when a more...... a well known poster calls.

[St. Jimmy]

someone post the number, and i'll call.

[FourFifty]

Taking TakerLover's directions, it game me two phone numbers,

tna entertainment in Nashville
(615) 244-5557

tna entertainment in New York
(212) 792-4158


I'll asume it's the Nashville number.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL, oh shit - it's real.

EXT 24 is Double J.

[St. Jimmy]

That's fucking GREAT.

[IC Champion]

Im gonna have to call

[Crossrine]

If you did "call" what was your "conversation" about taker707?

[Better Than You]

A conversation the little lady and I just had:

Her: What wrestling comes on tonight?
Me: TNA
Her: Cool
Me: I thought you didn't like TNA...
Her: Oh no, I told you last week that I liked TNA, they really fight and shit.
Me: That's UFC.
Her: Oh yeah! TNa's the one with the old guys!
Me: :rofl:

I laughed.

[IC Champion]

LOL, i called earlier just to see, and I got a lady too

[Xero]

Who can do a good impression of Vince McMahon?

Because that could be awesome.

[Xero]

LOL, Google Maps make it look like the New York offices are in the middle of the street.

[FourFifty]

Who can do a good impression of Vince McMahon?

Because that could be awesome.

Hell, a good impression of any higher up........
Someone tell me how do I get in touch with Jason Sensation?

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by Xero Limit 126
Who can do a good impression of Vince McMahon?


Or someone who can duplicate his words or something on a computer. If done right I think that would be amazing. Say something that would screw the WWE

[IC Champion]

I would like to have a serious conversation with Russo, see what hes like, what hes all about.

[FourFifty]

Jason Sensation does a great Bret Hart! We need to give him the number, and see if he can't talk to Jeff Jarrett about joining TNA!

[Xero]

(An hour after Shadow calls, Jeff Jarrett calls Titan Towers...)

Jeff: Vince McMahon please.

Woman: One moment...

Vince: Hello?

Jeff: They're onto us. A guy calling himself "Shadow" is threatening to take proof that we're the same company to the press unless we meet his demands.

Vince: SHIT! Well, what are his demands?

Jeff: First.....

*A week later*

JR: BAHGAWD JEFF HARDY IS THE WWE CHAMPION!

[IC Champion]

Xero Limit is the skrait goods.

[Theo Dious]

Jeff: Vince McMahon please.

Woman: One moment...

Vince: Hello?

Jeff: They're onto us. A guy calling himself "Alienoid" is threatening to take proof that we're the same company to the press unless we meet his demands.

Vince: SHIT! Well, what are his demands?

Jeff: First.....

*Ten Months Later*

Michael Cole: What a year it has been in WWE, folks!
JBL: I'll say! Tonight we have the most unlikely main event in history: the WWE Champion Gregory Helms takes on Brian Kendrick, and World Heavyweight Champion Val Venis defends his title against the exceptionally Keanu Reeves-like Paul London!
Michael Cole: But first, our Heat Main Event: Triple H vs the Undertaker for the newly reactivated European title!

[Volare]

See the thing is he thought he dialed the NY TNA...but instead got on a sex-chat line instead...and it wasn't a femlae....the guys name was Vince...and it happened to be his neighbor.

[Theo Dious]

Hello! Welcome to the wrestling booking style sex chat hotline!!!

For offensive, nonsensical phone sex, press one.
For arrogant, egomanical phone sex, press two.
For unintelligible, blue collar phone sex, press three.
For smarmy, financially irresponsible phone sex, press four.
For unscrupulous phone sex mostly stolen from line two, press five.
For phone sex that seems oddly similar to that of line five and consists largely of operatiors slandering line two, press six.
For smark-friendly phone sex that suffers from anger issues, press seven.

Rep to the first person who can identify who I'm talking about there.

[owenbrown]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Xero and DarthTedious

[Kane Knight]

LOL, Google Maps make it look like the New York offices are in the middle of the street.

Close. It's the Pizza Stand on the corner.

[Kane Knight]

Hello! Welcome to the wrestling booking style sex chat hotline!!!

For offensive, nonsensical phone sex, press one.
For arrogant, egomanical phone sex, press two.
For unintelligible, blue collar phone sex, press three.
For smarmy, financially irresponsible phone sex, press four.
For unscrupulous phone sex mostly stolen from line two, press five.
For phone sex that seems oddly similar to that of line five and consists largely of operatiors slandering line two, press six.
For smark-friendly phone sex that suffers from anger issues, press seven.

Rep to the first person who can identify who I'm talking about there.

You care to narrow line 2 down a little?

You just described like 30000000 wrestlers.

[FourFifty]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD ABOUT TNA'S PHONE NUMBER IN THE HISTORY OF THREADS ABOUT TNA'S PHONE NUMBER!

[Kane Knight]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD ABOUT TNA'S PHONE NUMBER IN THE HISTORY OF THREADS ABOUT TNA'S PHONE NUMBER!

NOBODY ANSWERS THEIR PHONES LIKE TNA! WE HAVE 15 DIGIT DIALING!

[Theo Dious]

You care to narrow line 2 down a little?

You just described like 30000000 wrestlers.

I was thinking more on the lines of guys with top-line booking power.

[Theo Dious]

You care to narrow line 2 down a little?

You just described like 30000000 wrestlers.

Ok how about this.

For arrogant, egomaniacal phone sex where the operator makes himself the star of the experience, press 2.

[ChiefStubbs]

Ok how about this.

For arrogant, egomaniacal phone sex where the operator makes himself the star of the experience, press 2.
Vince Russo?

[D Mac]

Who can do a good impression of Vince McMahon?

Because that could be awesome.

"YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!"

[Kane Knight]

Ok how about this.

For arrogant, egomaniacal phone sex where the operator makes himself the star of the experience, press 2.

Vince McMahon, Hogan, Triple H, Jeff Jarrett, anbd about half the Main Eventers.

[D Mac]

i just got off the phone with mickie james and she said last night i was amazing

[Theo Dious]

i just got off on the phone <s>with</s> while watching mickie james and <s>she said</s> last night my right hand was amazing

Took some doing, but fixed.

[Kane Knight]

And even that's a stretch. I hear his hand faked a headache.

[D Mac]

:shifty:

[Indifferent Clox]

"Noooo. Not tonight icky bicky!"



his hand calls him icky bicky.... hahahahhaahah

[The MAC]

Vince: Hello Jeff,

Jeff : uh Vince,

Vince: That's Mr Mcmohan to you asshole. If you have any guts you'll show up at the Next WWE ppv , jump the railing and face me in the ring...
If you have the balls to do that I guaran-damn-tee I'll give you a million dollars.