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Kane Knight
06-02-2007, 12:06 AM
That dude from the Protector. The one who Jaa fights after the Capoera dude. Big hoss who looks like Austin ate Goldberg and Lesnar.
FourFifty
06-02-2007, 01:01 AM
In all honesty my first thought when I saw the title of this thread was "If KK mentions Keanu Reeves I'm going to kill myself."
Kane Knight
06-02-2007, 01:03 AM
"I know kung F..."

"BAH GAWD! CHAIRSHOT!"
FourFifty
06-02-2007, 01:06 AM
Maybe I've been drinking to much, but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
FourFifty
06-02-2007, 01:08 AM
What makes it great is in my mind I saw Doink hit the chair shot on Keanu Reeves when I read his post.
Kane Knight
06-02-2007, 01:16 AM
I'd be a Doink Mark for LIFE if he did that.
Jeritron
06-02-2007, 01:24 AM
Hold up KK, are you being sarcastic with this and kidding around? Or are you serious?

Because that's Nathan Jones.
Kane Knight
06-02-2007, 01:30 AM
Doink is Nathan Jones?
Blitz
06-02-2007, 01:37 AM
lol
Blitz
06-02-2007, 01:38 AM
They need to bring in the Capoeira dude as well.
Kane Knight
06-02-2007, 01:39 AM
Dude, that as K Kwik....

:shifty:
.44 Magdalene
06-02-2007, 10:38 AM
They should hire some of the more enthused extras from 300. Those guys were buff as a motherfucker, and at least a couple of them could act alright.
.44 Magdalene
06-02-2007, 10:44 AM
Actually, why does nobody have a Tony Jaa gimmick? Crazy small foreign guy with huge ass flying knees and other muy thai awesomeness?
Kane Knight
06-02-2007, 11:02 AM
Actually, why does nobody have a Tony Jaa gimmick? Crazy small foreign guy with huge ass flying knees and other muy thai awesomeness?

Especially since he's already using the Shining Wizard and Huricanrana.
The MAC
06-02-2007, 01:20 PM
if they gonna hire actors i think they should hire Dwayne Johnson. He looks like he could be a wrestler :shifty:
The One
06-02-2007, 01:26 PM
if they gonna hire actors i think they should hire Dwayne Johnson. He looks like he could be a wrestler :shifty:

Pshhh! Nobody, and I mean nobody would ever get behind him as a wrestler.
The MAC
06-02-2007, 03:03 PM
true..he has that wierd eyebrow problem..and i hear his ego is out of check as well, calling himself " the great one" etc. David Arquette might be a better choice.. I hear he is a wrestling fan too!
Kane Knight
06-02-2007, 04:56 PM
Pshhh! Nobody, and I mean nobody would ever get behind him as a wrestler.

Yeah, that guy's pure Hollywood.

Besides, wrestling fans can spot a phony a mile away.