Caption for this crap (3 more CRAPtions inside)

[The Naitch]

http://kevinnash.net/images2004/upw01a.jpg

I'll come up with one later

[Funky Fly]

Kevin Nash is less than thrilled with Scott Hall's Billy & Chuck 2K4 idea.

[Disturbed316]

Scott Hall: Dude, what does mine say?

Nash: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

[Innovator]

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Nash: God Scott sit down

Hall: OOOOOOOHHHHH Peaches

[The Naitch]

lol at all of them

still haven't thought of one yet :mad:

[The Naitch]

Nash: Watch out buddy, you're lucky WWE management ain't here. They'd make you got your hair off too.

[The Naitch]

Nash: God, I'm so embarassed right now....

Hall: Not me, cuz I'M DRUNK!

[Innovator]

Nash: Man are you drunk?

Hall: No I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking

[Kane Knight]

http://kevinnash.net/images2004/upw01a.jpg

Scott Hall tries to cover up his blowjob from the invisible man, while Nash tries to hide his..."Enthusiam."

[The Naitch]

Nash: Uh..Scotty, aren't you supposed to be picking up your kids from school?

Hall: Hold on man, I'm busy doing a posedown here. Steiner buddy, eat your heart out, bitch!

Nash: *looking at Sting in the distance* oh man, Judge Cassidy won't like this at all

*Sting does the sign of the cross and shakes his head in shame for Hall*

[Corkscrewed]

Warning: Who's Line allusion ahead!

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Scott Hall failed to realize that you had to get up before doing a Show Stopping Number. Kevin Nash tried but immediately tore both his quads, his right groin, and broke his kneecaps.

[The Naitch]

Hall: Hey buddy, do I have huge arms or what?

Nash: I just tore my neck muscle trying to look at those puny guns of yours. Thanks alot Scotty. I guess it's back to rehab for me.

Hall: Did you say AA? Cuz right now I'm skipping class.

[The Naitch]

*Nash, trying to make it big in Hollywood, submitted this recent photo to the casting director for "Dumb & Dumberer Part Deux"*

[Fryza]

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Hall: Look at meee! I'm Kevin Nash! Look at me tearing my quad and getting stabbed!

Nash: I'd kill you if I hadn't broke my leg earlier...

[The Naitch]

lol i forgot that Kevin Nash got stabbed. God is he accident prone or what?!!!!

[The Naitch]

c'mon guys, let's hear some more stab jokes. You know you want to :naughty:

[Loose Cannon]

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Hall, "Hey Kev, you think the WWE will possibly give us a call about reforming the NWO.

Nash, "We did that already Scott."

Hall, "Oh Yeah, I forgot again."

Nash, "Kill me now"

[The Naitch]

Now if only Loopy were in here, we can make this an official Caption Crew endorsed party :D

[Razor Rybek]

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Hall: Kevin Nash? HIC! Havent seen him mate!,HIC! my partners Jeff Jarrett HIC!

[The Naitch]

Nash: Alright take a photo of me for my website

*enters Scott Hall drunk trying to flex his guns*

Nash: Turn the camera off...we'll try this later :nono:

[Loose Cannon]

Nash: Alright take a photo of me for my website

*enters Scott Hall drunk trying to flex his guns*

Nash: Turn the camera off...we'll try this later :nono:
:lol:

[The Naitch]

glad you liked that :)

[Loose Cannon]

Hall: Look Kev, these things in my arm move around
Nash: Those are called muscles Scott.
Hall: Oh Yeah, I forgot.

[CosaNostra]

Hall: Hey yo........check out my Michael Bolton mullet Chico
Nash: *gasp* I'm touching you..........

[Iceman90]

The Plague Of Wrestling...Scott The Drunk and Kevin "The 1 Man Injury Reserve" Nash

[Kane Knight]

Hall: Dude! Stab me in the arm, so we can be the "Nation of Laceration!"

[Rock Bottom]

ROFL @ this pic.

[aaronkyle86]

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A drunk Scott Hall repeats the same Knock-Knock joke to Nash over... and over... and over...

[KayfabeMan]

Announcer:
Next up on "VH1's Where Are They Now?"......Whatever happened to
Beavis and Butthead....

[Nacho Man]

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Are you ready for the Hollywood Blockbuster that has been awaited by no-one? Yes, this season, 'Even Grumpier Old Men' : They're back, in the feature presentation that is set to be released again-
You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll wish they were unemployed again.

Or- Hall reacted with some confused anger when the cameraman asked for a bit of his 'special stuff' from the bowl next to him.

[Blue Demon]

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Scott: hey Kev...check this out...STAND BACK...THERE"S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!!

Kevin: Ya...that's great Scott....

[The Naitch]

Hall: Hey Kev, feel how big my bicep is...

Nash: No, you embarrass me wherever I go, so you **** off cunt!

[Fryza]

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Scott: Uhhhh....Kev...check out that shiny light...it's sooooooo shiny......
Kevin: Scott, please..Mom's watching..

[loopydate]

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KEVIN: Psst. Scott. What's with the weird look?
SCOTT: Quiet, mang. I'm getting a vision of us in the future.
KEVIN: What? Really?
SCOTT: Yeah. Oh, wow!
KEVIN: What?
SCOTT: We're both in the WWF!
KEVIN: Sweet!
SCOTT: And I'm the Intercontinental Champion...four times!
KEVIN: Congrats, bro!
SCOTT: And you're the World Champion!
KEVIN: WHOA!
SCOTT: Wait, now we're jumping ship to WCW, and we got big contracts. Ooh, invasion angle! We're starting a stable with Hogan, who's a heel!
KEVIN: Now you're just putting me on...
SCOTT: And we're the Tag Team Champions...
KEVIN: Really?
SCOTT: And now...you laid down for Hogan and he's the champion.
KEVIN: Why would I do that?
SCOTT: And now the three of us are back in the WWF, and we're going after the Rock.
KEVIN: Don Muraco's still around?
SCOTT: No, Rocky Johnson's son.
KEVIN: Duane?
SCOTT: Yeah. Ooh...
KEVIN: What?
SCOTT: I just got fired.
KEVIN: Why?
SCOTT: Guess I turn into a drunk.
KEVIN: Damn. What about me?
SCOTT: You come back from an injury and, in your first match back, you tear your quad.
KEVIN: Ouch.
SCOTT: But now you're back! ...and you're hurt again.
KEVIN: Dude, I'm getting fragile.
SCOTT: Now you're out of a contract, but you're doing movies.
KEVIN: Cool!
SCOTT: Yeah. You're in "The Punisher."
KEVIN: All right!
SCOTT: ...but you get stabbed.
KEVIN: Okay, that's enough visions for one day, Scott.

[The Naitch]

LMFAO

[The Naitch]

Hall: Hey Kev, how was the stabbing?

Nash: it was bad, man. Real bad. Almost as bad as when I almost stabbed myself trying to cut onions for Christmas dinner

Hall: C'mon, try it on me. Stab me. I bet I can take it. C'mon *flexes arms*

Nash: Shut up pussy

[Watson]

*Nash, trying to make it big in Hollywood, submitted this recent photo to the casting director for "Dumb & Dumberer Part Deux"*

LOL!!! :lol:

[Ian]

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Hall: ey man I've got an erection.
Nash:Well don't point it at me.

[xGuiltyFatex]

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In this picture we see that Sting and Lex Luger have really let themselves go. :nono:

[The Naitch]

Some fan passes by and yells out "HEY YO! GET OVER IT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE OUTSIDERS ANYMORE, HAS BEENS!!!!!

Nash: Yeah, he's probably right...

Hall: Shut up! We're stronger than ever!!!! Hall-a-Mania is gonna run wild brother!!! Wait, nevermind, let's go kill ourselves now

Nash: Now you're talkin'!

Hall: To the gay bar!!!!

[Sephiroth]

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Hall: Lookie me i got hair!
Nash: Not here! you showed me already in the shower.

[The Naitch]

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Britney said earlier that The Rock was her hero. Apparently The Rock didn't give a shit so he started looking at her rack

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HEY!!!!! I need some make up first!!! Who gave you permission to enter my dressing room!!!!

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Apparently, the wassabe that they had was not wassabe after all. It was just another rib played by the bully Bradshaw

[Blue Demon]

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Where's that voice coming from? How does he know I'm here???

[The Naitch]

http://www.kehoe73.freeserve.co.uk/jerichowife2.jpg

http://www.kehoe73.freeserve.co.uk/christianwife.jpg

http://www.kehoe73.freeserve.co.uk/wifejr281201.jpg

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[Corkscrewed]

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KEVIN: Psst. Scott. What's with the weird look?
SCOTT: Quiet, mang. I'm getting a vision of us in the future.
KEVIN: What? Really?
SCOTT: Yeah. Oh, wow!
KEVIN: What?
SCOTT: We're both in the WWF!
KEVIN: Sweet!
SCOTT: And I'm the Intercontinental Champion...four times!
KEVIN: Congrats, bro!
SCOTT: And you're the World Champion!
KEVIN: WHOA!
SCOTT: Wait, now we're jumping ship to WCW, and we got big contracts. Ooh, invasion angle! We're starting a stable with Hogan, who's a heel!
KEVIN: Now you're just putting me on...
SCOTT: And we're the Tag Team Champions...
KEVIN: Really?
SCOTT: And now...you laid down for Hogan and he's the champion.
KEVIN: Why would I do that?
SCOTT: And now the three of us are back in the WWF, and we're going after the Rock.
KEVIN: Don Muraco's still around?
SCOTT: No, Rocky Johnson's son.
KEVIN: Duane?
SCOTT: Yeah. Ooh...
KEVIN: What?
SCOTT: I just got fired.
KEVIN: Why?
SCOTT: Guess I turn into a drunk.
KEVIN: Damn. What about me?
SCOTT: You come back from an injury and, in your first match back, you tear your quad.
KEVIN: Ouch.
SCOTT: But now you're back! ...and you're hurt again.
KEVIN: Dude, I'm getting fragile.
SCOTT: Now you're out of a contract, but you're doing movies.
KEVIN: Cool!
SCOTT: Yeah. You're in "The Punisher."
KEVIN: All right!
SCOTT: ...but you get stabbed.
KEVIN: Okay, that's enough visions for one day, Scott.

Can I rep you for that? :love: :love:

[Corkscrewed]

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The easiest way to confuse a Neanderthal? Show him a red blinking light.

[Disturbed316]

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Steve Irwin: Here we see the giant beast known to some as 'Goldberg'....CRIKEY he's seen us and he looks pissed

[The Naitch]

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Camera man: Uhh..you have a booger. I'll zoom in righhhhht....now.

[The Naitch]

http://www.kehoe73.freeserve.co.uk/jerichowife2.jpg
The wife: Oh look honey, it's Hunter! Let's save him the trouble and bury our wedding ourselves
Jericho: That would be SUPER!
Priest: Amen!

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JR: Will this BBQ give me a better sex drive, hun?
Wife: I want a divorce

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Apparently, Big Show's wife got the idea about "Chicks Dig It Big"

She died shortly after. Christian didn't seem to care.

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Kid: Hi Trish, I saw you in a porno once. I have the tape. Can you sign it for me please?

Trish: say what?!

[Fryza]

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When did Gangrel shave his hair? Holy shit, when did he get tanned?!

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There is a reason they put a "Don't feed the animal" signs up.

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WORST. CAR. THEFT. EVER.

[Fryza]

]http://www.kehoe73.freeserve.co.uk/jerichowife2.jpg

Preacher: First one to find the message in the sky wins!
Jericho: There's a message in the sky! Really, that's pretty co...*looks into the sun, twice as bright as normal*...OH SWEET CHRIST! MY EYES!
Wife (covering eyes): Haha Jericho, I've blinded and buried you. Love, Hunter...

http://www.kehoe73.freeserve.co.uk/wifejr281201.jpg

JR: bah gawd, this stuff is rich in vitamin d..
Wife: And it has a hep of iron...
JR: BAH GAWD BAH GAWD! IRON IRON HEPPING IRON BAH GAWD! Hmmm...also a good amount of Vitamin B....

http://www.kehoe73.freeserve.co.uk/christianwife.jpg

Women: Paul...get...off....CAGE HELP
Christian: Did RVD give you a sample too man?
Show: I feel like I'm floating...

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Normally, Trish could get the pen infront of her. Too bad her inflatable breasts held her back and left her struggling.

[John la Rock]

Scott Hall: Hey Yo, Chico!

Kevin Nash: I love it when you say that!

[Rock Bottom]

LoL @ that kid, he's staring right at Trish's tits...

And she's like trying to make him stop by averting his attention with eye contact and using her face to cover them up...

Her head is too small though...

[Showstopper]

We see Nash and Hall looking in the mirror:

Hall:WOW! I look so much better as a blonde!!!

Nash:You're an idiot.

Hall: Really?

Nash: No, but you are drunk.

Hall: Really?

Nash: No, but you are a blonde.

Hall: Really?

And it continues until the guy who stabs Nash stabs Hall and jumps at Nash.
Luckily for me, he escapes to the Indys before he is stabbed again

Please be Gentle....Its my first caption.

[loopydate]

Can I rep you for that? :love: :love:

If you want (despite the fact that I, for some reason, thought that was an old picture when I captioned it...)

[Watson]

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The Rock describes to the audience the uneveness of Stephanie McMahon's artificial breasts while Britney Spears stands by and tries to cover her own disproportioned boobs.

[aaronkyle86]

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Hall: Check it out! Somebody who actually gives a crap about us!
Nash: Really? Oh crap... I think I just tore my quad...

[The Naitch]

Hall tears his bicept while Nash tears his quad simlutaneoulsy at the exact same time

"The Bi-Quad-Tear-To" still jobs to the "Con-Chair-To"

[Sephiroth]

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Rock: So just let me touch them, i know they are fake.

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Interviewer: Goldberg,Goldberg can you look stupid for the people at home.
Goldberg: Dawawa

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

:lol: