SmackDown! Spoilers...Who is Billy Kidman?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Credit: Shannon Rose, prowrestlingdaily.com and wrestlingobserver.com

Dark match:

Johnny Jeter b Sylvan with a spin kick off the top rope. Good match


Smackdown:

-Cutting Edge segment with Vince McMahon opened. Vince was still acting crazy. Funny flub by Edge where he mentioned it being Thursday (supposed to say Friday). They announced Edge vs. Batista for the PPV. In the end, Edge gave Vince his belt.

-Mark Henry b Boogeyman with the world's strongest slam. Post-match saw Henry destroy Little Boogeman with a big splash. Seemed as if they were writing Little Boogeyman out.

-Vickie Guerrero made the next few matches. Vince was backstage with Vickie, Teddy Long and Kristal. Vince was still acting strange. He put over Vickie, said Kristal was a problem and told Teddy he was watching him

-Jimmy Yang & Paul London & Brian Kendrick b Chavo Guerrero & Jamie Noble & Daivari when Kidman pinned Chavo

-Edge b Chris Benoit with a spear. Good back-and-forth match. Benoit came close to winning several times.

-Jillian and Ashley brawled backstage. As Vince was talking to Matt Hardy, Ashley accidentally spilled coffee on Vince. Vince then suspended Ashley

-Deuce & Domino b Matt Hardy in a tornado handicap match when Deuce got the pin after a running kick to the face

-Batista b MVP via DQ when Edge interfereed and speared Batista

-Before ECW started, there was a dark match involving William Regal. Not sure who his opponent was due to the bad sound system

-After ECW, Batista b Edge via DQ for a low blow in a short match

[Mr. Nerfect]

That I'm more interested in the dark match prior to the show than 80% of the show is probably not a good sign. Sounds like Johnny Jeter has gotten himself back into shape. He reminds me a lot of Chris Jericho, so here's hoping he can get a good push when he returns. I would not oppose him being used in the cruiserweight division.

Speaking of which, it seems like London & Kendrick may be inserted into it. I think Kidman must be referring to either London or Kendrick, but whoever it was should logically get a title shot. I'm sensing a Cruiserweight Open Invitational at Vengeance. Toss Shannon Moore, Funaki, Little Guido, Johnny Nitro and Carlito in with those guys, and you'd have a good match with plenty of heat.

The Handicap Match really makes no sense. I was hoping to see The Hardys challenge Deuce N' Domino for the WWE Tag Team Championship, just to give Matt and Jeff the last possible chance they may receive to go for tag team gold. I might have even gone as far to have put the Titles on them. The logical outcome of this Handicap Match is for Jeff to get drafted to SmackDown!, and for The Hardys to challenge D&D for the WWE Tag Team Championship, so I guess we could see my suggestion take place, anyway.

For once, I agree with BDC on the Batista situation. He just lost to Edge cleanly. There isn't even a real gray area. I hope they move him to RAW, and then have someone else fill the slot against Edge. They probably should have given Chris Benoit the win over Edge, then have Batista drafted, and then insert Benoit. But yeah, I dunno, it won't happen. We'll get bland Edge vs. Batista, again. Another reason not to care about WWE. I do like that they only had MVP lose to Batista via disqualification, though.

So here is how things are looking for Night of Champions:

World Heavyweight Championship
Edge vs. Batista

World Tag Team Championship
Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vs. Cryme Tyme vs. The World's Greatest Tag Team

WWE Tag Team Championship
Deuce N' Domino vs. The Hardys

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Chavo Guerrero vs. Paul London vs. Brian Kendrick vs. Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Daivari vs. Jamie Noble

WWE Women's Championship
Melina vs. Candice Michelle

[Theo Dious]

Kidman must be cooler than I thought to have gotten the pin in a match he wasn't even in. :y:

[MLW]

-Jimmy Yang & Paul London & Brian Kendrick b Chavo Guerrero & Jamie Noble & Daivari when Kidman pinned Chavo


I am confused...how did kidman score the win without being in the match?

How the f. did it take me 5 minutes to write that :p

[Mr Regal]

I always knew Kidman had what it takes.

[Mercury Bullet]

He's back, and better than ever!!!




:shifty:

[CharismaInjection]

Edge gave Vince the belt? What does that mean??

[Arnold HamNegger]

Edge gave Vince the belt? What does that mean??

And :wtf: at Batista getting YET ANOTHER REMATCH? It's like fucking Groundhog Day.

[IC Champion]

And :wtf: at Batista getting YET ANOTHER REMATCH? It's like fucking Groundhog Day.
Ahem, BORING, I dont wanna beat a dead horse, but if they're going to do it....

[BigDaddyCool]

Fuck Kidman.

I'm more angry at Bats getting another title shot. How does he keep getting it. Does losing a challenge automatically make you #1 contender now a days. Fuck him. Fuck him in his scared up, sterioded ass.

BTW, KK, now I'm bitching.

[BigDaddyCool]

What is this with Batista getting another title shot? Shouldn't someone else be number 1 contender by now? How many more times does he get to lose to a champion?

Love,
Josh

I just sent that to WWE. I doubt they will read it or anything, but I sent it.

[Theo Dious]

Edge gave Vince the belt? What does that mean??

I think it was supposed to be like "here you go you poor little thing, I sorry you lost your belt, here, you hold mine for a while, then I'll get you your juice, tuck you in, and read you a story."

Also fuck Batista.

[Theo Dious]

Additionally, Edge probably didn't wanna get shat on like all the champs on Raw did.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, heels are smarter than faces.

[Arnold HamNegger]

I didn't think it was possible for me to not have any interest in an Edge title reign...but they've done it with Batista. Way to prove me wrong WWE.

[Shaggy]

What the hell? Im gonna be pissed if I spent money to actually attend this ppv only to see Edge drop the belt to Batista....I payed to see Cena drop the belt....

[Savio]

And :wtf: at Batista getting YET ANOTHER REMATCH? It's like fucking Groundhog Day.

[Mooияakeя™]

I hope they move him to RAW, and then have someone else fill the slot against Edge. They probably should have given Chris Benoit the win over Edge, then have Batista drafted, and then insert Benoit. But yeah, I dunno, it won't happen. We'll get bland Edge vs. Batista, again. Another reason not to care about WWE. I do like that they only had MVP lose to Batista via disqualification, though.

Well, imo, Kennedy will be a champion this WWE year (before Wrestlemania 24). I dunno how WWE would do it, but I certainly enjoy a fued between these two. Something of the intesity I used to get when Rock was against Austin each week.

Fuck how I'd love to see a classic "Is this leave, or is this memorex" moment.

[Dorkchop]

I must remember to watch Smackdown and see Edge vs Benoit.

[The Optimist]

First off Alienoid, fix fucking typos before you post information. I don't want to explain everything but let's just say that I'll be billing you for the new pants I'm going to have to buy after jumping to conclusions about this thread.

Secondly. . .why am I not in your list of Optimists?

[Mr. Nerfect]

First off Alienoid, fix fucking typos before you post information. I don't want to explain everything but let's just say that I'll be billing you for the new pants I'm going to have to buy after jumping to conclusions about this thread.

Secondly. . .why am I not in your list of Optimists?

I didn't write the report. I have no clue who "Kidman" refers to, either. It's sad that his name is the most interesting part of the report, though.

I originally had your name in the list, but then I saw a post of your's talking about how you should have trademarked the name, because Dave Youell and I formed a new stable of optimists. If you want to be in, I'll add you. :y:

But yeah, I am on BDC's side this time. Why the fuck is Batista getting another title shot? That makes no fucking sense. Also, I think Edge giving Vince the belt is just so that he can suck up to the Chairman.

They need to have Batista drafted to RAW, and have someone else named Edge's new contender. It's kind of sad that the WWE fucked up one of the few angles that they shouldn't have been able to go wrong with (Edge on SmackDown!).

[The Optimist]

A. Yeah, there was definite spillage. Which is funny because I was talking about Kidman in comparation to the Goldust situation a few days ago.
B. I'm in.
C. Using the term "suck up" loosely to make sure that he doesn't get porked like Raw's champions.
D. Sad, but not suprising.