Official RAW Thread (6/11/2007): WWE Draft Lottery (Start Time at 8 PM)

[St. Jimmy]

MVP belongs nowhere near Raw.

[KingofOldSchool]

People were talking about MVP and Santino trading places, well try facing each other.

[St. Jimmy]

Gordbuster.

[Skippord]

Because I hate Santino

[KingofOldSchool]

MVP belongs nowhere near Raw.

Yeah he belongs nowhere near the crap that is on Raw.

He needs to stay on Smackdown with other awesomness like Edge, JBL, London/Kendrick, and Finlay.

[Jura]

That reminded me of Bloodsport.

[St. Jimmy]

Boring.

[gatoconbotas]

LOL @ chuck norris reference by Lawler.
Bob Barker is friends with chuck norris.

[gatoconbotas]

That's bad isn't it?
I'm thinking of Bob Barker and Chuck Norris during this match.
*yawn*

[6to1]

whens pipers tribute that will be the best one.

[Skippord]

I would mark out for Bob Barker becoming GM of Raw

[Jura]

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/25/149ta3.jpg

[Skippord]

Not even gonna lie

[Skippord]

BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBSSSSSSSSSS

[St. Jimmy]

Nice Sweep, I'm pulling for the Dego here.

[IC Champion]

JR just said Phil Leatardo

[St. Jimmy]

BOOOO.

[Skippord]

Excellent

[Skippord]

I love this effect seriously

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL lame

[gatoconbotas]

So who's going to SD?!
Torrie Wilson.
LOL
What a winner there

[Xerzes]

Who gives a shit?

[St. Jimmy]

Torrie Wilson.......

[Linkbowler]

Smackdown's getting hosed.

[Skippord]

BLOCKBUSTER MOVE RITE THURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Londoner]

Fuck that bullshit, Torrie wilson after smackdown lost 3 wretslers...goes to smackdown..WTF!

[Lara Emily]

LMAO a match for a Diva :wtf: Smackdown loses Booker and Benoit and gets what Torrie and Khali excellent

God they couldn't run this show any worse.

[Dorkchop]

Wow. Are they trying to make Smackdown the worst it's ever been? What's next, Edge is drafted to Raw?

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah way to put over Booker and Benoit, JBL.

[6to1]

damm smackdown is getting screwed in the draft

[Londoner]

Man im done watching this shite. The results aren't worth it.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

JR just said Phil Leatardo

ROFL, I still can't figure out that ending. :'(

[Skippord]

They could bring Moolah and Mae out for another hour and a half

[RawRocks]

Please SOMEONE SAVE THIS FUCKING SHOW AND PUT IT OUT Of iTS MISERY!

[KingofOldSchool]

LMAO a match for a Diva :wtf: Smackdown loses Booker and Benoit and gets what Torrie and Khali excellent

God they couldn't run this show any worse.

Shhhhh.

You don't want to give them any ideas, like say have Cena defeat Edge for the World Title.

[Ninti the Mad]

haha

[gatoconbotas]

I would mark out for Bob Barker becoming GM of Raw

Nah, Chuck Norris would be better.
Think of it:::

People's boss, always delivering his Jumping Jacks of Justice to the evils of Monday Night RAW!!

[ClockShot]

Evening fellas. Sorry I'm late.

Must be a hell of a party here tonight. Already up to 8 pages.

[Linkbowler]

HITMAN

[KingofOldSchool]

"I love Vince McMahon"

[gatoconbotas]

In all seriousness...even wiht Bret Hart....this is still the shittiest RAW in a while. Good luck getting the 4.0 rating

[Skippord]

Bret is being operated by a marianette

[KingofOldSchool]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[St. Jimmy]

Bret shouldn't get so worked up, he's gonna stroke out.

[Linkbowler]

HOOOOO RAH!

[gatoconbotas]

Seriously?
The MIZ? I don't watch SD at all, but is he seriously a wrestler?

[Skippord]

MIZ :love:

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSSSSS

[Xerzes]

..somehow, I wanted more from Bret. Not sure what.

Also, fuck Mike Mizanin.

[St. Jimmy]

lol, this is the Miz eh?

[Skippord]

MIZ :(

[KingofOldSchool]

BYE BYE MIZ

[Linkbowler]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[Dorkchop]

Who's going to ECW? Hmm.... Who's left on Smackdown. Rey?

[Lara Emily]

OMG Kane got drafted to ECW before the show?!

[ClockShot]

This should be faster than Balls vs. Umaga.

[Skippord]

lol ECW is cleaning up here

[Linkbowler]

RUN MIZ RUN!

[Skippord]

GO MIZ!!!!

[Jura]

Miz is gonna win.

[6to1]

looks like ecw will win another one

[Skippord]

BOOOOOOOO

[Volchok]

Lol this Raw sucks.

[gatoconbotas]

Why is SD getting screwed so badly?
Seriously...like...i've read it's a pretty shitty show already.

[KingofOldSchool]

Thanks for coming Miz.

[St. Jimmy]

I <3 Snitsky.

[Skippord]

lol "The Miz pulls his tongue out of his esophogus"

[Jura]

lol I called it.

[ClockShot]

What the hell?

[KingofOldSchool]

BIAS REF!!!

[Lara Emily]

LMAO what a forced SD draft pick

[Skippord]

MIZARD :heart:

[Linkbowler]

FIX! IT'S A SMACKDOWN REF!

[Lara Emily]

BWHAHAHAHAHA Masters

[ClockShot]

NICE!

[Skippord]

Smackdown is getting screwed

[Ninti the Mad]

NOOOO NOT MASTERS

[St. Jimmy]

NO, NOT MASTERS!!! =(

[gatoconbotas]

Who else does SD lose?
WTF LOL
Who does ECW lose?
Chris Masters?
Not bad....he could break the glass ceiling and make something of himself rather than jobbing to Marella.

[Xerzes]

...goddamn. Fucking Smackdown so very, very hard.

[RawRocks]

THANK YOU! Masterfart to Smackfart!

[Lara Emily]

SD loses Benoit and Booker and gets Masters and Khali.

[Dorkchop]

HAHAHA! Chris Masters to Smackdown. I don't hate thr guy, I actually kind of like him at times, but Smackdown loses two of their biggest names, and get's Khali, Torrie, and Masters?

[Skippord]

Although Raw has only gotten Booker though

[6to1]

yep another reason not to watch smackdown

[St. Jimmy]

JBL isn't really good as his job, but he's funny.

[Volchok]

So what's the offical list of everyone drafted so far?

[gatoconbotas]

When did heenan lose weight?
and gain a lisp?

[ClockShot]

Wow. The Brain looks awful.

[St. Jimmy]

My god... Heenan looks absolutely terrible =/

[KingofOldSchool]

BOBBY!

[KingofOldSchool]

PIPER!

[ClockShot]

PIPER! He got big.

[Lara Emily]

FInally someone crazier than McMahon.

[Skippord]

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door

[KingofOldSchool]

When did heenan lose weight?
and gain a lisp?

Throat cancer will do that to you.

[6to1]

ok piper time for you to save tonights raw

[gatoconbotas]

Throat cancer will do that to you.

Oooh...didn't know that happened to him.
That's rough...he didn't look that good either. :-/

That sucks to hear.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oooh...didn't know that happened to him.
That's rough...he didn't look that good either. :-/

That sucks to hear.

Geesh where have you been for the last 4 years or so?

[St. Jimmy]

Ass cancer makes you fat, eh?

[Lara Emily]

So of course instead of letting Piper speak they have him introduce Vince: The Jackass montage.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ass cancer makes you fat, eh?

Nah, Piper was that fat before he had cancer.

[ClockShot]

Bang 3:16.

Good times.

[Skippord]

Who left Roddy alone in a pie shop

[KingofOldSchool]

So of course instead of letting Piper speak they have him introduce Vince: The Jackass montage.


Well duh, it's about Vince not Piper.

[Skippord]

WHORES

[Volchok]

Candice looks kinda hot.

[St. Jimmy]

Raw gets a pick now.

[6to1]

So of course instead of letting Piper speak they have him introduce Vince: The Jackass montage.
they can't let piper say too much he would get fired again.

[Cactus Sid]

Erm....who was the one on the right of those divas....she was pretty fit. No clue who she is though.

[St. Jimmy]

So we're really gonna change like 10 people max? This is stupid.

[Ninti the Mad]

Candice is black!

[KingofOldSchool]

Erm....who was the one on the right of those divas....she was pretty fit. No clue who she is though.

Kristal.

[KingofOldSchool]

So we're really gonna change like 10 people max? This is stupid.

That has been the norm for most of the "Drafts" don't be so shocked.

[Linkbowler]

CUBAN RULES ALL!

[Lara Emily]

It's great I decided to watch Raw again for the first time in a long time and instead of making me want to get back on the train, the show makes me want to jump off the train at 100 mph.

[RawRocks]

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS VINCE McMAHON APPRECIATION NIGHT BULLSHIT!

[KingofOldSchool]

Supplemental draft, hahha.

[Cactus Sid]

She one of the Diva Search winners, runners up or something?

I honestly have no clue who half these people are, I've had to make do with reading stuff on the Observer site for the last 8 months, seen about 3 PPVs and the occasional Raw.

[Skippord]

Quite

[gatoconbotas]

This RAW is too much for me.
My eyes want to bleed.
I quit.

[Cactus Sid]

WTF when did Candice learn to wrassle a little bit?

[Skippord]

Raw gets

VICKIE GUERRERO

[Volchok]

commmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmon Punk

[Skippord]

Fuck

[KingofOldSchool]

HUH

[St. Jimmy]

NO. NO. NO. NO!

[ClockShot]

OH COME ON!

[Linkbowler]

ECW CHAMP TO RAW!

[Lara Emily]

Raw gets the ECW title? :wtf:

[St. Jimmy]

FUCK MANNNN, more Lashley shit.

[Volchok]

FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT MOTHER FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[6to1]

ecw losses there belt

[311]

I'm not watching RAW, but reading this is making my eyes bleed. I can't possibly follow it, or make sense of this draft bullshit. :n:

[ClockShot]

I hope this means Cena goes tonight.

Oh wait. The coach.

[Zen v.W.o.]

Fuck Piper is the man though. Seriously, you just watch the guy and have to shake your head at how great he is.

[St. Jimmy]

They're gonna strip him of the title.

[Volchok]

Strip the title off of him!

[St. Jimmy]

YES!

[Skippord]

JACKED

[Lara Emily]

Ha best move they ever did, no more ECW champion Wayne Brady.

[St. Jimmy]

TITLE TOURNEY! FUCK YEAH.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

They did the whole Lashley chasing the belt for a month only for him to give it up two weeks later?

[Volchok]

Go back to ECW you bastard

[Skippord]

This could end with a battle of the Supermen

Cena vs Lashley

[ClockShot]

AH! MY EARS!

[Cactus Sid]

Black on Black crime.....

[St. Jimmy]

Oh. Great. Not so Subtle hints at Cena vs. Lashley.

[Skippord]

THAT MATCH WILL NEVER END

[6to1]

time for him to job to cena

[311]

He's was chasing Vince. :nono:

[Volchok]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO if Lashley becomes WWE Champion I will riot. Smoke bombs in the next show at Albany.

[St. Jimmy]

Go back to ECW you bastard
:heart:

[Skippord]

Next ECW champion = Chris Benoit

[ClockShot]

Bob Costas :wtf:

Oh yeah. Vince did rip him up on a interview once.

[Lara Emily]

Bwhahaha Bob Costas rules.

You never once considered me forcing me to move on to baseball, the olympics... LMAO

[ClockShot]

So to our friends in tipsters. How's your scores so far?

[Volchok]

Nah, I'll stake out in the parking garage next to the Times Union Center and then snipe Cena, Lashley and whoever anyone else wants me to snipe off.

[St. Jimmy]

I'm doing pretty terrible I think (Tipsters)

[311]

Keep Cena and Lashley.

Take Steph though.

[Skippord]

I am doing horrible in tipsters

[St. Jimmy]

1. CM Punk (SmackDown!)
2. Kenny Dykstra (SmackDown!)
3. Johnny Nitro (SmackDown!)
4. Kevin Thorn (Raw)
5. Marcus CorVon (Raw)
6. The Great Kahli (SmackDown) (=D)
7. Umaga (ECW)
8. Bobby Lashley (Raw) (I'm so sorry I was right on this one)
9. John Cena (SmackDown!)
10. Edge (Raw)

[Mr. Nerfect]

If ECW holds a title tourney consisting of Chris Benoit, Elijah Burke, Marcus Cor Von, CM Punk, Matt Striker, Kevin Thorn and...um...whoever else they can get, I will cum. I don't want Bobby Lashley on one of the better brands. Stick him on the shit one.

It's kind of odd that out of all the guys SmackDown! could have picked, they choose not to get the WWE Champion and the ECW World Champion, but rather take Torrie Wilson and Chris Masters. :wtf:

[Mr. Nerfect]

I got Benoit to ECW, so I'm happy about that one.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, if Chris Benoit wins the ECW World Title next, that Title will automatically be the best in the WWE.

[St. Jimmy]

This is gonna be an ECW pick.

[311]

It's kind of odd that out of all the guys SmackDown! could have picked, they choose not to get the WWE Champion and the ECW World Champion, but rather take Torrie Wilson and Chris Masters. :wtf:

And why do the guys bounce off the ropes whenever they run into them rather than just hold on? :naughty:

[St. Jimmy]

Burke :love:

[Mr. Nerfect]

So the WWE has a "WWE Championship Challenge" set for Vengeance where all the former WWE Champs may challenge John Cena. Isn't the only other WWE Champion on RAW Ric Flair?

[Skippord]

1. CM. Punk(Raw)
2. Boogeyman(ECW)
3. Finlay(Raw)
4. Kevin Thorn(Smackdown)
5. Benoit(Raw)
6. Snitsky(Raw)
7. Santino Marella(Smackdown)
8. Kennedy(Raw)
9. Umaga(ECW)
10. Kenny(Smackdown)

[Linkbowler]

4 knuckles upside yo'head.

[Skippord]

15 Points

[Skippord]

Smackdown pick

[311]

I think I have a man-crush on Burke. :( :n:

[Volchok]

This is really fair.

[ClockShot]

Triple threat huh. Interesting.

[St. Jimmy]

Gonna job burke to the 2nd Worst worker in Pro Wrestling Today =/

[KingofOldSchool]

Whoopie.

[Skippord]

I have a man-crush on Burke.

[RawRocks]

So the WWE has a "WWE Championship Challenge" set for Vengeance where all the former WWE Champs may challenge John Cena. Isn't the only other WWE Champion on RAW Ric Flair?
Isnt Orton a former champion? :eek:

[Mr. Nerfect]

ECW needs another main event level star for their title tourney. My guess is they get Randy Orton for a short period of time. Maybe even Carlito.

[KingofOldSchool]

Gonna job burke to the 2nd Worst worker in Pro Wrestling Today =/

So who is worse? Khali, Henry, Boogeyman?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Isnt Orton a former champion? :eek:

Orton won the World Heavyweight Championship. I guess they could consider that the WWE Title. I wish they showed their specific titles more respect, though.

[Skippord]

Sick Swanton

[St. Jimmy]

I hope Burke hits Batista with the Express. That would be amazing.

[KingofOldSchool]

VAL VENIS TO SMACKDOWN

[St. Jimmy]

LOL JBL! :love:

[Linkbowler]

LOL Cole to OVW.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mark Henry will probably win and SmackDown! will get Jeff, for SmackDown!. I'm assuming the match is Jeff vs. Burke vs. Henry, by the way.

[rob11]

LOL JBL! :love:
"I hope you go to OVW":lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Not Burke.... NOT BURKE =/

[KingofOldSchool]

Duh.

[St. Jimmy]

FUCKCUNTSHITFUCK.

[Skippord]

Batista. 'Noid

[McLegend]

I bet it's Punk

[Mr. Nerfect]

VAL VENIS TO SMACKDOWN

Don't get me aroused, KoOS! :mad:

I almost stained something.

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOO

[St. Jimmy]

NAITCH?!

[Skippord]

lol What?

[Lara Emily]

Batista looks like he just won himself a girlfriend lol.

[RawRocks]

This makes no damn sense!

[ClockShot]

Flair......Didn't see that coming.

[McLegend]

Punk, Flair same thing.

[St. Jimmy]

Huge Loss <_<

[6to1]

poor ric flair

[Volchok]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

[311]

...

[St. Jimmy]

lol, I love the Capt.

[Xerzes]

Is Lou Albano drunk?

[ClockShot]

Something makes me wanna pop Cindi Lauper in my computer right now.

[Linkbowler]

I lost all respect for Captain Lou after I read The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pro Wrestling.

[Mr. Nerfect]

So now RAW has no former WWE Champions on it. Those who have feared/anticipated John Cena vs. John Cena for the WWE Championship may soon see just that.

[311]

Anyone ever see the Super Mario Bros. Super Show?

The Captain played Mario. :y:

[Skippord]

Is Lou Albano drunk?
Exactly what I thought

[Mr. Nerfect]

Batista. 'Noid

:o Ah well, the result was the same, draft pick to SmackDown!.

[El Fangel]

I am too lazy to read over twelve pages to find out who got drafted, so could someone do a recap for me?

[Cactus Sid]

Orton, Vince and Foley are all possibilities

-EDIT- To face Cena that is.....oh and King Booker

[St. Jimmy]

Raw loves the darkies?

[KingofOldSchool]

So now RAW has no former WWE Champions on it. Those who have feared/anticipated John Cena vs. John Cena for the WWE Championship may soon see just that.

Randy Orton
Vince McMahon
Mick Foley
King Booker
Bobby Lashley

I think they're going to make this all three brand World Champions.

[Kalyx triaD]

I just read Wiki results of this event and HOLY SHIT for ECW if its true.

[RawRocks]

1. The Great Khali (SmackDown)
2. The Boodeyman (ECW)
3. King Booker (RAW)
4. Chris Benoit (ECW)
5. Torrie Wilson (SmackDown)
6. Chris Masters (SmackDown)
7. Bobby Lashley (Raw)
8. Ric Flair (SmackDown)

[ClockShot]

Yo Vinnie. Where my boy at?

[St. Jimmy]

Dusttyyyy :love:

[Volchok]

lol.... just lol....

[Mr. Nerfect]

Randy Orton
Vince McMahon
Mick Foley
King Booker
Bobby Lashley

I think they're going to make this all three brand World Champions.

You're probably right.

[Skippord]

I DONT CARE DUSTY

[Mr. Nerfect]

As much as I can't stand the man...why the fuck would you not draft John Cena in this?

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAA

Raw consists of the Job Squad + Randy Orton.

[Volchok]

Always nice to see a nice little battle royal on every Raw special.

[St. Jimmy]

Dusty, pretty well spoken.

[Skippord]

Random choices

[KingofOldSchool]

As much as I can't stand the man...why the fuck would you not draft John Cena in this?

It's done at "random."

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

As much as I can't stand the man...why the fuck would you not draft John Cena in this?

You know the gimmick is a random drawing right? Not like hand picked in previous years.

[Volchok]

Raw and ECW get the last two draft picks.

[KingofOldSchool]

You know the gimmick is a random drawing right? Not like hand picked in previous years.

Only the first draft was hand picked.

[Volchok]

We still have a chance for Cena to go to ECW.

[ChiefStubbs]

ECW Originals looks pretty bleak with the drunk, the jobber, and the not-as-bad jobber.

[Skippord]

GENE :love:

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Gene is amazing.

[Ninti the Mad]

2 picks... let me guess... a tag team

[St. Jimmy]

Then we get Austin live in the Arena to shit on Vince.

[St. Jimmy]

Regal still has a job? Wow.

[Volchok]

Wait wasn't Flair on the screen before the commercial break. Did he get switched with Matt Hardy?

[Skippord]

If Mark Henry wins I will kill someone

LITERALLY FUCKING SNAP SOMEONES NECK

[Skippord]

Kevin Thorn on Raw

YAY

[KingofOldSchool]

Someone needs to feel the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUNNNCCCEEEE!

[ClockShot]

30 minutes to fill. This can't be it.

[St. Jimmy]

Team Raw is pretty terrible... Wow.

[Skippord]

lol Vis

[Volchok]

Wow Randy must be pissed.