View Full Version : It's been awhile
Stickman
06-14-2007, 04:18 PM
I dont' remember the last time I saw a Bodyguard in the WWE.
What else haven't we seen in awhile (besides a credible main event scene)
Anybody Thrilla
06-14-2007, 04:21 PM
Tyson Tomko was a bodyguard.
Anyway, I guess I haven't seen an ugly female valet in a while either.
Destor
06-14-2007, 04:33 PM
Sherri Martel followed Angle around for a day or so a few years back.
Anybody Thrilla
06-14-2007, 04:35 PM
Must've missed that.
Anybody Thrilla
06-14-2007, 04:35 PM
Sherri Martel looked pretty great last time I saw her, btw.
Destor
06-14-2007, 04:54 PM
low standerds
IC Champion
06-14-2007, 04:59 PM
Thats because they used to take there big guys with limited in ring experience and make them bodyguards, as a way of breaking them in, now they just make them World Champions...:-\
Kane Knight
06-14-2007, 05:00 PM
Sheri wasn't really his valet, so much as called down to the ring, made to sing HBK's theme (Modified), and then forced to tap out.
The last ones I remember are Tomko, Rico, and Batista (Pre-Evolution as teh Deacon).
Batista was a bodyguard for King Booker a while back.
Anybody Thrilla
06-14-2007, 05:08 PM
low standerds
Haha, I didn't mean like she looked hot, I meant as far as her age.
IC Champion
06-14-2007, 05:09 PM
Dont listen to him ABT, Destor fucks fat bitches.
Destor
06-14-2007, 05:12 PM
Till thier fat falls off.
Destor has not actually ever fucked a fat bitch
Anybody Thrilla
06-14-2007, 05:16 PM
Sounds like a public service to me. Kudos, Destor.
Stickman
06-14-2007, 06:09 PM
Sherry was nasty.
An instant replay where the ref overturns his decision.
They really need to make a gimmick out of that.
Corkscrewed
06-14-2007, 06:11 PM
good programming
Stickman
06-14-2007, 06:40 PM
good programming
yawn.....I guess somebody had to make your comment.
Nark Order
06-14-2007, 07:02 PM
Deacon Batista
Mooияakeя™
06-14-2007, 08:01 PM
Y2J in a wrestling ring, with or without mic :'(
Danny Electric
06-14-2007, 08:27 PM
pre match interviews shown in the top corner of a match
Destor
06-14-2007, 08:31 PM
WWECW did that when the show first aired.
Destor
06-14-2007, 08:32 PM
Do you all even watch the product?
^ I remember that. They made poor Sabu look like a pussy...
Kane Knight
06-14-2007, 09:44 PM
Do you all even watch the product?
WWECW? I don't think anyone watches it.
KingofOldSchool
06-14-2007, 10:20 PM
Khali should've been a bodyguard for someone like Edge.
loosecollector
06-14-2007, 10:49 PM
Diesel was the best bodyguard and Virgil is the least intimidating... waht I miss more than them though are the Real Villainous Managers!!! ala Heenan, Fuji, Blassie, Slick, Jimmy Hart and the troops. DAMN! I miss them.
aaaaa
06-15-2007, 01:25 AM
Chris Jericho had the greatest bodyguard ever: Curtis Hughes.
Also, I guess I'll be the first to mention Ralphus in this thread. :p
It's been a while
Since I could
Hold my head up high
And It's been a while
Since I First saw you
And It's been a while
Since I could stand
on my own two feet again
And it's been a while
Since I could call you
And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that i've rendered
I stretched myself beyond my means
NoRoolz
06-15-2007, 09:42 AM
Matt Morgan was Carlito's Bodyguard for a while back in 2005. I remember he was using the F5 as his finisher lol
Stickman
06-15-2007, 12:12 PM
I'm talking body guards who actually beat the crap out of guys. IE Deisel.
It's also been awhile since Val Venis was promoted hard as a porn star.
The Fugitive
06-15-2007, 12:22 PM
Anyway, I guess I haven't seen an ugly female valet in a while either.
*cough*Melina*cough*
Theo Dious
06-15-2007, 12:22 PM
It's also been awhile since Val Venis was promoted hard as a porn star.
I'm not touching that with a ten-foot pole.
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.Shit, I think I just did.
Arnold HamNegger
06-15-2007, 12:40 PM
I'm talking body guards who actually beat the crap out of guys. IE Deisel.
Cena was stabbed in the back by a body guard. :shifty:
It's also been awhile since Val Venis was promoted hard as a porn star.
viagra?
Anybody Thrilla
06-15-2007, 01:36 PM
*cough*Melina*cough*
:roll:
Melina is %100 boinkable.
BigDaddyCool
06-15-2007, 02:07 PM
Booker T's wife is kinda ugly and she is a valet.
The Fugitive
06-15-2007, 02:25 PM
:roll:
Melina is %100 boinkable.
Hey, if she does something for you, that's great.
I'm just saying that I wouldn't touch her with yours.
Anybody Thrilla
06-15-2007, 04:21 PM
Well you have my permission to touch her with mine should that insanely ridiculous situation ever happen to come up.
Anybody Thrilla
06-15-2007, 04:22 PM
Booker T's wife is kinda ugly and she is a valet.
She's not meant to be ugly, like Luna Vachon and Scary Sherri. Her being ugly to you is just a matter of personal preference. On the grand scale of women, while I don't think she's the hottest thing ever, I could not in good conscience call her 'ugly'.
She's not meant to be ugly, like Luna Vachon and Scary Sherri. Her being ugly to you is just a matter of personal preference. On the grand scale of women, while I don't think she's the hottest thing ever, I could not in good conscience call her 'ugly'.
I could, and i will - she's ugly
And melina is FINE with a capital Q
Yes i said Q
Anybody Thrilla
06-15-2007, 04:46 PM
Well Slow, you are dumb. I'm glad I know that now.
Well, its like Q in the sense of "feck me she's hot, i can't think straight, all i wanna do is give her good seeing to" sense of Q
If ya know what i mean
parkmania
06-15-2007, 04:52 PM
I'd feed it to Melina until her snaggletooth straightened out.
Kane Knight
06-15-2007, 05:06 PM
She's not meant to be ugly, like Luna Vachon and Scary Sherri. Her being ugly to you is just a matter of the inferiority of Negroes.
:shifty:
And Melina's disposable. If Sharmell entered the wing with that full split thing, 90% of TPWW would fap to her.
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