Official RAW Thread (6/18/2007): Who killed THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD????

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL SHEIK

[ClockShot]

Hey! The Iron Sheik.

[Corndad]

Sheik!!

[Linkbowler]

FUCK HIS ASS AND MAKE HIM HUMBLE!

[Linkbowler]

BEST IDEA EVER.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Iron Sheik Talk Show??!?!

:rofl:

[owenbrown]

Sheik wants a segment on Raw now?!

[Volchok]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boi

[darkpower]

Shiek gets his own talk show?

I can feel myself cream my pants right now.

[Corndad]

Damn!

[KingofOldSchool]

:rofl:

[Schoenauer]

DAMN!

[darkpower]

DAMN!!

[Amaroqwolf]

Lecher lecher RUN RUN RUN!! LECHER

[Shadow]

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MARIA REGAL!

[KingofOldSchool]

Regal vs. Marella, called it.

[Corndad]

Marella Regal fued over Maria theres your IC title match at Vengance

[ClockShot]

Regal's back.

NO! GO AWAY SANTINO!

[darkpower]

Regal and that Italy guy is fucking with CM Punk's girl? Don't do THAT!!

[Amaroqwolf]

MIDGET!!

[Corndad]

that is the worst wig i've ever seen lol

[Pepsi Man]

Red baseball cap, and that guy could be Super Mario.

[darkpower]

GODDAMN is this guy one ugly fucker or WHAT?

[Volchok]

Niiiice wig.

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL it's the same wig HBK used when he dressed up as Shane McMahon last summer.

[Amaroqwolf]

WHAT is with that HAIR! O_O?

[Shadow]

Wow......what's that noise in the background?

It's...entrancing....

[Azriel]

Sheik with a talk show?! Damn indeed.

And wtf is with Regal's hair?

Maria :drool:

[owenbrown]

Why do I feel like I am watching the 10 O'clock news with this interview?

[Amaroqwolf]

Widget!!

[ClockShot]

Foley's on early. Bummer.

[Volchok]

again that was a niiiiiiiiiiice wig. lol

[darkpower]

"I've got a wife and kids."

What, someone kept a paper bag over your head long enough for you to impregnant her?

[Shadow]

Maria is so god damn hot I'd willingly commit murder to get her.

[KingofOldSchool]

Foley's on early. Bummer.

Did you expect him to get top billing over SuperCena?

[Amaroqwolf]

I so no longer want Subway...ever

[Azriel]

Did Regal get his head shaved recently? I apologize but I've been out of the wrestling loop for a bit

[Pepsi Man]

Maria is so god damn hot I'd willingly commit murder to get her.
:eek: It was Shadow! Shadow killed Mr. McMahon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Linkbowler]

I would support Cena over Jared.

[Shadow]

And I'd kill another to get to her!

[Amaroqwolf]

BOOM!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd kill Mr. McMahon to get to her.

[ClockShot]

Did you expect him to get top billing over SuperCena?

Oh no. I had him as the match before Cena.

[KingofOldSchool]

:shifty:

[darkpower]

One HALF of our FIRST main event?

Did I just hear that right?

[Shadow]

Oh shut the hell up King or you'll get blown up in another Limo!

C.I.G. BABY STRIKES AGAIN!

[Azriel]

I'd kill McMahon for any reason

[Amaroqwolf]

I know who killed Vince, it was the C.I.G. Man.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh no. I had him as the match before Cena.

But this billed as a "main event" and they usually have a ME at the end of each hour.

[Corndad]

Umaga vs Marella? when did that happen?

[Shadow]

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!

[Azriel]

One HALF of our FIRST main event?

Did I just hear that right?
Yeah, and Umaga is the 2nd half

[Linkbowler]

We still need to see Snitsky, Kennedy, and Jillian Hall to complete the showing of the Raw draft picks.

[Shadow]

Say what you will about Foley...he does know how to wrestling still.

[darkpower]

Yeah, and Umaga is the 2nd half

Yeah, I kind of realized that after replaying that.

[Linkbowler]

HOLY SHIT!

[Shadow]

HE FUCKING MISSED! HE MISSED COMPLEATLY!

[KingofOldSchool]

Umaga vs Marella? when did that happen?

WWE.com

[Corndad]

Wow. mick just died lol

[ClockShot]

That's it?

[Corndad]

WWE.com

thanks.

[KingofOldSchool]

RIP Foley

[darkpower]

So...Umaga replaces Foley in the WWE Championship Challenge...I'm calling it right now.

[Amaroqwolf]

Poor Foley.....

[Shadow]

He looks Alive to me...

THERE'S YOUR MAIN SUSPECT! THE WHITE MAN!

[Corndad]

this gotta be Steph or Shane

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh oh here comes McMahon

[Amaroqwolf]

It's Vince's Corpse!!

[Azriel]

Damn, that had to have hurt. Foley's just a regular pin cushion ain't he?

[Linkbowler]

I hope that limo blows up too.

[KingofOldSchool]

VINCE IS BACK

[owenbrown]

Another limo? They gonna "off" another member of the McMahon family again tonight?

[Shadow]

Two limo explosions in two weeks...who'd a thunk it?

[Amaroqwolf]

The C.I.G Man thats who!

[Corndad]

I would laugh if VInce just showed up at the end of the Show lol

[Azriel]

It's probably Linda

[darkpower]

Hmm...this may be the "killing of the angle" I've been reading about since everyone internally thought that the timing of this angle was inappropriate after Sherri's passing. I could be wrong.

[owenbrown]

It's Vince's Corpse!!

Vince is gonna be the new version of The Zombie in ECW?! :shifty:

[Azriel]

Nah Thunder, he'll show up next week

[Shadow]

I would laugh if VInce just showed up at the end of the Show lol

With just a bandaide on.

[Amaroqwolf]

Damn Right!

[Pepsi Man]

Hmm...this may be the "killing of the angle" I've been reading about since everyone internally thought that the timing of this angle was inappropriate after Sherri's passing. I could be wrong.
I doubt it with them promoting the investigation special next week.

[Corndad]

Hmm...this may be the "killing of the angle" I've been reading about since everyone internally thought that the timing of this angle was inappropriate after Sherri's passing. I could be wrong.

Yea but they didn't even acknowledge her passing on this show.

[Amaroqwolf]

There not gonna kill there lead storyline just cause Sharri died.

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince will come out with a full head of hair and looking 10 years younger.

[Shadow]

To be fair...who among the marks have even heard of Sherri?

[ClockShot]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[ClockShot]

YES!

[Shadow]

...The Limo Driver is the same guy as this doctor...anyone notice that?

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOO

[St. Jimmy]

It's promoin' Time.

[Corndad]

Kennedy...

[KingofOldSchool]

STOP RUINING MY MONDAY NIGHTS

[owenbrown]

KENNEDY!!! :love:

[darkpower]

OMG...I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!!

KoOS, you owe me some rep. :D

[Amaroqwolf]

I know nothing of this...Kennedy fellow cept he kinda sucked when I stopped watching

[Shadow]

Kennedy needs Alka-Seltzer...




Seltzer

[KingofOldSchool]

I know nothing of this...Kennedy fellow cept he sucks

[St. Jimmy]

So he's gonna be a heel?

[Destor]

Great line

[Shadow]

Awwww...Kennedy doesn't like me....and he hardly knows me!

[Amaroqwolf]

Well thank you for correcting me KOOS, lol

[KingofOldSchool]

So he's gonna be a heel?

I thought it was already established.

[Pepsi Man]

Bah...after that whole angle last year where Kennedy wanted off SmackDown!

[darkpower]

OMG!!! They're going to do a "Kennedy doesn't want to be on RAW" angle?!

This might be perfect.

[Azriel]

Kennedy vaguely reminds me of Vincent D'Onofrio for some reason

[Destor]

You can call Kennedy average all day, but sucks? Bit of an over-statement.

[KingofOldSchool]

Awwww...Kennedy doesn't like me....and he hardly knows me!

Good, I don't like him either.

I hope Hunter buries him back to OVW.

[Amaroqwolf]

Hate is a Strong word, but I really really don't like you!

[Shadow]

Bah...after that whole angle last year where Kennedy wanted off SmackDown!

WWE writers have long term memories?

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOOOORING

[KingofOldSchool]

zzzzzzzzzz

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Edge kicked Kennedy's ass?

[Shadow]

....SHUT THE HELL UP WITH THE WHATS! FOR GOD SAKES!

[Amaroqwolf]

My Cat has a longer term Memory then WWE writers.

[St. Jimmy]

He's cutting a hell of a promo right now.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'll allow the WHAT'S for Kennedy

[Destor]

The crowd eats him up KoOS

[KingofOldSchool]

He's cutting a hell of a promo right now.

Giving McMahona blowjob?

Yeah, what a good promo.

[Amaroqwolf]

(Falls asleep) You know he says we have shit handed to us on Silver platters, Uh Dude were did you get yer job from you talantless Hack!!

[St. Jimmy]

That's how you make a crowd hate you. Hope someone took notes.

[Amaroqwolf]

Boom?

[KingofOldSchool]

The crowd eats him up KoOS

Anyone can get the crowd to boo them if they tell the crowd they suck.

[Pepsi Man]

WWE writers have memories?

[Shadow]

C.I.G. MAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[darkpower]

Good, I don't like him either.

I hope Hunter buries him back to OVW.

Aw c'mon...how many other men his size do you know can do a Swanton Bomb perfectly (and don't say Lesner).

[KingofOldSchool]

That's how you make a crowd hate you. Hope someone took notes.

Tell the crowd you suck and that McMahon is God.

Wow real talent. :roll:

[Destor]

Anyone can get the crowd to boo them if they tell the crowd they suck.They were eating him as a baby KoOs

[Amaroqwolf]

No, and I gurentee that in two weeks they'll have forgotten they killed Vince off and be like....Why can't Vince go out this week again?

[KingofOldSchool]

Aw c'mon...how many other men his size do you know can do a Swanton Bomb perfectly (and don't say Lesner).

Jeff Hardy.

[Shadow]

...what the hell are you...oooooooooh. His size. Got ya.

[Londoner]

....SHUT THE HELL UP WITH THE WHATS! FOR GOD SAKES!


WHAT?
















........WHAT?!

[Destor]

Aw c'mon...how many other men his size do you know can do a Swanton Bomb perfectly (and don't say Lesner).Please don't tell me that's your entire defense of Kennedy.

[Amaroqwolf]

As this is the first time I've watced Kennedy...my conclusion....HE SUCKS WHAT?

[ClockShot]

Sheri....

:'(

[Corndad]

bout time get the Sherri Martel reference in there.

[Azriel]

So Foley convienently gives himself a concussion to avoid getting questioned. The man's a GENIUS!

[Amaroqwolf]

HOLY SHIT! Sherri got a memorial thingy mabob half way through the show....suxorzs

[darkpower]

Please don't tell me that's your entire defense of Kennedy.

Not all of it, but that was the only thing I could get out quick enough before anything else happened on RAW to talk about.

[Shadow]

Hey...has anyone done any testing to see if Melina's a man?

Or a banshee?

[owenbrown]

I guess a 10 second thing for Sherri is better than nothing at all

[Corndad]

And heres Jillian. Whos left that they drafted?

[Linkbowler]

Alright, just Snitsky left.

[Amaroqwolf]

You know just had a thought, wouldn't it kinda suck if Vince like had a heart attack and died for real while this storyline was going on? Cause they would sooo have to like break kayfabe. LMAO!

[Shadow]

.....Jillian's theme is.....ok. It sucks. It really sucks.

And King's thoughts are....PUPPIES!

[KingofOldSchool]

Now in Victoria's spot......JILLIAN HALL

[St. Jimmy]

... take this shit back to SmackDown.

[Corndad]

OH god no lol

[ClockShot]

*click*

[Shadow]

.............

*Ihead asplodes*

[Amaroqwolf]

HOLY FUCK! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!

[darkpower]

OH MY GOD, SHE GOT WORSE!!

[KingofOldSchool]

MICKIE :love:

[St. Jimmy]

Mickie James :love:

[owenbrown]

Jillian Hall just made my eardrums explode. :|

[6to1]

HOLY SHIT! Sherri got a memorial thingy mabob half way through the show....suxorzs
yep and she was a hall of famer too good going wwe

[Corndad]

Wow. I've never heard a pop like that for Mickie lol

[JJT420]

well, the way they remembered Sherri was kinda nice, putting up the picture and such right before the woman's match, keeping it away from the main storyline going on.

[St. Jimmy]

Candice :nono:

[Azriel]

Ok, why is Jillian doing a Britney impression?

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie gets a big pop, Candice gets a polite pop.

And yet Candice is getting the push.

[Pepsi Man]

How could they break up such a dedication to the late Mr. McMahon? :nono:

[Corndad]

so i take it Candice gets the shot at Vengence?

[St. Jimmy]

Ok, why is Jillian doing a Britney impression?

Pot Shots at Brooke Hogan.

[Corndad]

Ok, why is Jillian doing a Britney impression?

I heard it was a spoof on Brooke Hogan, Hulk's Daughter Az

[darkpower]

Mickie gets a big pop, Candice gets a polite pop.

And yet Candice is getting the push.

Mickie got the pop because she stopped Jillian's singing. Nothing more.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow. I've never heard a pop like that for Mickie lol

I tell ya, Mickie has the crowd support that can propel her to one of the greatest Divas in WWE history.

And I'm being serious with this.

She's good in the ring.

She's attractive.

She's very over.

[Shadow]

Candice isn't that bad it seems.

And if I never heard Jillian sing again it'll be too soon.

[Azriel]

Oh. Works better as a Britney impression.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie got the pop because she stopped Jillian's singing. Nothing more.

Then what was with the "WE WANT MICKIE" chant just now?

Mickie always get pretty good pops when she wrestles.

[Amaroqwolf]

I still can't hear, what you say?

[Shadow]

Mickie had her chance and that was a fucked up flapjack.

[darkpower]

I tell ya, Mickie has the crowd support that can propel her to one of the greatest Divas in WWE history.

And I'm being serious with this.

She's good in the ring.

She's attractive.

She's very over.

So you hate Kennedy yet you're creaming all over Mickie's face. Interesting.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie had her chance and that was a fucked up flapjack.

Huh?

[Azriel]

Mickie needs to go back to wearing skirts. She's being too much like Trish now

[Corndad]

Wow the crowd to its feet.

[darkpower]

Then what was with the "WE WANT MICKIE" chant just now?

Mickie always get pretty good pops when she wrestles.

She does...I hear it right now.

[Shadow]

Damn is Mickie good...

Can we get her some actual compition on RAW please?

[KingofOldSchool]

So you hate Kennedy yet you're creaming all over Mickie's face. Interesting.

Mickie entertains me more than One-Trick Kennedy.

[Amaroqwolf]

We are allowed to like who we like, and I'd say I like Mickie james better then Kennedy, Kennedy can die now.

[Corndad]

I loved that move!

[Azriel]

That was a hot lookin finisher right there

[darkpower]

We are allowed to like who we like, and I'd say I like Mickie james better then <strike>Kennedy</strike> Hogan, <strike>Kennedy</strike> Hogan can die now.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice move, too bad it wasn't on Candice.

[St. Jimmy]

Nice Move.

[Amaroqwolf]

Limo?

[Shadow]

Say what you will about the women's division...that had alot of inovating moves.

[darkpower]

"Let us warn you IN ADVANCE that this footage is graphic."

Umm...JR...YOU'RE ALREADY SHOWING US THE FOOTAGE, YOU FUCKTARD!!

[Corndad]

im so sick of that Starburst commercial.

[Amaroqwolf]

That if Shadow wasn't gay would love to someday Try with Shannon Moore....

[KingofOldSchool]

im so sick of that Starburst commercial.

I HATE that one with the rabbit.

[darkpower]

Whatever...I like Kennedy....I like these women...I LOVED that Melina move...I wish it was Hogan in that limo...and I wish they would stop showing that fucking Starburst commercial already.

[Azriel]

Yeah, that rabbt commercial makes my ears bleed

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm calling Benoit vs. Cor Von in the finals.

[Shadow]

Hey...Kathy Griffin's in the background!

[Corndad]

thats what i figured they would do with the ECW title. I'm guessin Benoit vs Cor Von for Title.

[owenbrown]

I am waiting for them to come up with something where for cheap heat someone else other than a McMahon comes out to Vince's entrance.

[Amaroqwolf]

The rabbit needs to go BOOM in the Limo with Vince, cause the C.I.G Man says so!

[darkpower]

The graphic footage that you just showed us a MILLION TIMES ALREADY?!

[Shadow]

YOU CAN SEE HIS FOOT!

[Amaroqwolf]

Boom!

[Shadow]

THEY HAD CAMERAMEN OUT THERE FILIMING THE DAMN THING THE ENTIRE TIME! THEY HAVE THE FOOTAGE OF THE PERSON WHO BLEW UP VINCE!

[Amaroqwolf]

I kinda like how the Firetruck drives past a Condemed Poster as its coming into the scene lol

[darkpower]

Oh wow...firemen putting out a fire...how graphic. :roll:

[Azriel]

Ok, maybe he was legitimately "killed off" cause looking at that, I can't see how he could've faked his death. Hmmm

[KingofOldSchool]

It's only graphic if you

A. Show the burnt remains of our beloved Chairman.

B. Show Vince's limbs flying from the limo.

C. Show Anal Sex between Stephanie McMahon and Triple H

[Corndad]

Im just curious. how they get out of this with Vince Alive

[Amaroqwolf]

The C.I.G Man is in the Limo

[Shadow]

I thought Randy got new Entrance music.

Guess I was wrong. And he looks really really homosexual.

[KingofOldSchool]

ALL HAIL KING BOOK-AH!

[Azriel]

So wait, Orton's a heel and he's getting a huge pop?

[owenbrown]

I have a theory... although it's a pretty stupid one...maybe Rosie O'Donnell did it because Donald Trump's guy(Lashley) beat his guy(Umaga) at WrestleMania. :shifty:

[Linkbowler]

All Hail King Booker!

[Linkbowler]

I wonder if it was Snitsky's fault?

[Amaroqwolf]

So she blew up Vince, why not Lashley?

[Azriel]

is Lillian going to be announcing SD or ECW now?

[Shadow]

Who knows?

But now Black Lesner's out and everything's good.

[Corndad]

I have a theory... although it's a pretty stupid one...maybe Rosie O'Donnell did it because Donald Trump's guy(Lashley) beat his guy(Umaga) at WrestleMania. :shifty:

no. just no.

[owenbrown]

I thought Randy got new Entrance music.

Guess I was wrong. And he looks really really homosexual.

When DOESN'T he look really really homosexual?

[Amaroqwolf]

The CHUMP is here...(Falls asleep again)

[KingofOldSchool]

So wait, Orton's a heel and he's getting a huge pop?

OMG ORTON IS AWESOME.

He has the fans eating out of the palm of his hands!

[Shadow]

Awful lot of black folk in that ring.

[KingofOldSchool]

When DOESN'T he look really really homosexual?

William Regal.

He's a REAL man's man.

[Pepsi Man]

THEY HAD CAMERAMEN OUT THERE FILIMING THE DAMN THING THE ENTIRE TIME! THEY HAVE THE FOOTAGE OF THE PERSON WHO BLEW UP VINCE!
They've been pointing out that it "could've been detenated from as far as a half mile away". We don't know that those cameras were there the whole night.

[Corndad]

... SUCH A MAN.... He's a man. He's a real. Real Man's Man.

[darkpower]

If Vince is in that limo, how many want to bet that we won't be able to load this forum up for a while?

[Amaroqwolf]

Thats a Wigger not a Nigger SHadow.

[Shadow]

This is the WWE...they have camera's in the women's locker room for no reason at all.

:shifty

[IC Champion]

Anyone like how their using McMahon's death to put wrestlers over as faces or heels.

[KingofOldSchool]

Maybe Vince Sr. is in the limo

[Amaroqwolf]

If Vince is in that limo, how many want to bet that we won't be able to load this forum up for a while?


I'll rep ya if that happens LOL:rofl:

[Londoner]

Er wrong, King, Lashley/Booker have met before on Smackdown...he did just say they've never met before right?

[Corndad]

did they completely forget the whole King of the Ring last year they wrestled at?

[Shadow]

No.

And the Champ not in on a hot tag? MADNESS!

[darkpower]

OMG ORTON IS AWESOME.

He has the fans eating out of the palm of his hands!

You like a shitter more than Kennedy? How shocking! :rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

You like a shitter more than Kennedy? How shocking! :rofl:

:lol:

[Amaroqwolf]

Kennedy is boreing and garners no interesting news...even I knew about the shitter inceident.....yet, Kennedy....(Shrugs)

[Pepsi Man]

Anyone like how their using McMahon's death to put wrestlers over as faces or heels.
Why shouldn't they? It's the biggest thing they've got going on.

[KingofOldSchool]

Er wrong, King, Lashley/Booker have met before on Smackdown...he did just say they've never met before right?

Well duh, no one watches Smackdown.

[Shadow]

No one's gayer then Orton!

Cept Kanyon.

[Shadow]

10 BUCKS THE FACE IS IN TROUBLE WHEN WE GET BACK!

[IC Champion]

Why shouldn't they? It's the biggest thing they've got going on.
I know, I think its smart personally.

[Amaroqwolf]

What is this Smackdown you speak of?

[darkpower]

Kennedy is boreing and garners no interesting news...even I knew about the shitter inceident.....yet, Kennedy....(Shrugs)

Neither does Cena. :shifty:

[darkpower]

Well duh, no one watches Smackdown.

Bet ya more watch SD than ECW!

[KingofOldSchool]

Bet ya more watch SD than ECW!

But we're not talking about ECW now are we?

[Amaroqwolf]

Oh Look Cena's in trouble.....

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena's the WIGGER-MARINE IN PERIL

[Amaroqwolf]

Cena bores me as well, (shrugs) I don't really like being bored...(falls back asleep)

[darkpower]

But we're not talking about ECW now are we?

Of course not. Just wanted to bring that up.