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Who in the blue fuck is Lauren Jones? And why is she getting her own reality show?
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 06:17 PM
Formerly, Jones worked for World Wrestling Entertainment appearing on it's WWE Friday Night SmackDown! brand as a WWE Diva from February to June 2005.
Wow, like 4 months in the WWE. I had never heard of her either.
I wonder what her role was. I don't remember ever reading about her or even seeing her.
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 06:29 PM
I remember her. She's bangin' hot.
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 06:30 PM
http://www.fiufiu.com/fiufiuimages/newsfolder/laurenjones.jpg
SCHWING!
According to IMDB she was at No Way Out 2005 (I'm assuming in the Divas contest) and on the WWE Viva Las Divas DVD.
Pretty hot, but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that she was a talentless hag.
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 06:34 PM
DIVA SEARCH 4 LYFE
Pretty hot, but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that she was a talentless hag.
"She was the talentless Diva hag."
"Yeah dude, that really narrows it down."
"She had major enhancement surgery."
"Yeah, still not helping..."
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 06:46 PM
She looks like every other generic blonde.
^ True.
Give me some of this...
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3390/031yi1.jpg
Stickman
06-19-2007, 06:53 PM
She looks like every other generic blonde.
So?
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 06:53 PM
It gets boring
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 06:54 PM
^ True.
Give me some of this...
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3390/031yi1.jpg
Yeh I'd rather have that any day.
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 07:01 PM
I would never get bored with Lauren Johnson. Not saying Ariel isn't hot, but you guys are ridiculous.
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 07:01 PM
Jones. Lauren Jones.
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 07:02 PM
There's just too many girls that all look the same. Not saying she isn't hot, but they lack the overall appeal of a hot girl that looks more unique.
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 07:04 PM
To me, hot is hot. It's not her fault that she looks like other girls....I mean, besides bleaching her hair, which was her fault. And getting breast implants, which was also kinda her fault.....you know what, fuck it, I don't care. Hot is hot.
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 07:05 PM
To me, hot is hot. It's not her fault that she looks like other girls....I mean, besides bleaching her hair, which was her fault. And getting breast implants, which was also kinda her fault.....you know what, fuck it, I don't care. Hot is hot.
Okay, I'll give you that one.
Ben Rodrigues
06-19-2007, 07:14 PM
Is she the one who got her bag shat in by Orton?
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 07:17 PM
No, that was Amy Weber, who was also hot.
...it was Amy Weber, right?
And he didn't shit in the bag. He hair-gelled it or something.
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 07:18 PM
Yeh, i think Amy Weber was the victim of whatever he allegedly did.
Ben Rodrigues
06-19-2007, 07:35 PM
I don't think it was Amy Weber. Amy Weber as in JBL's assistant? I'm pretty sure it was Jones...
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 07:40 PM
Okay, listen up goddamnit....
Just kidding I have no idea.:?:
I coulda sworn Amy Weber though.
I don't think it was Amy Weber. Amy Weber as in JBL's assistant? I'm pretty sure it was Jones...
Wasn't Jillian JBL's assistant? :?:
Ben Rodrigues
06-19-2007, 07:44 PM
Wasn't Jillian JBL's assistant? :?:
Much after Weber.
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 07:44 PM
Yeh, Amy Weber was never JBL's assistant was she?
Wasn't she "Ryan" Shamrock along time ago?
Ben Rodrigues
06-19-2007, 07:45 PM
Yeh, Amy Weber was never JBL's assistant was she?
She was something in the Cabinet. I'm going to say assistant.
From wiki:
A former WWE Diva Search contestant, Amy Weber would become a heel diva for World Wrestling Entertainment's SmackDown! brand, with her gimmick being John "Bradshaw" Layfield's image consultant in The Cabinet. During her time in The Cabinet, she had a brief feud with Joy Giovanni. She left WWE in February 2005.[1]
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 07:47 PM
Well damn.
Okay, I don't know.
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 07:49 PM
Alicia Webb was Ryan Shamrock.
Sheesh, you guys really suck at this.
How are we supposed to keep track of Divas when there's like 20 new ones every year?
Kane Knight
06-19-2007, 08:02 PM
^ True.
Give me some of this...
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3390/031yi1.jpg
So...Generic blonde with a new hat?
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 08:04 PM
Sweet fangs, too.
Mercury Bullet
06-19-2007, 08:05 PM
At least I knew she was Ryan Shamrock!
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 08:12 PM
God damn it, she wasn't Ryan Shamrock.
Chuck Jones
06-19-2007, 08:42 PM
The diva who had her bag alledgedly shit it by Orton was named Rochelle something or other. (I think)
Anybody Thrilla
06-19-2007, 08:52 PM
Rochelle is Spanish for Amy Weber.
IC Champion
06-19-2007, 08:54 PM
Lol
The Optimist
06-20-2007, 02:02 AM
This thread is a huge winner.
To stay on topic: There is a difference between quality and appeal. The girl is pretty technically, but doesn't count as attractive.
TerranRich
06-20-2007, 02:07 AM
TOO MANY DIVAS!!!
ZEH PICTURES...ZEY DO NOTHING!!!!
Mercury Bullet
06-20-2007, 02:13 AM
God damn it, she wasn't Ryan Shamrock.
:lol: I read your post, promptly forgot it, and assumed I was right. My apologies.
IC Champion
06-20-2007, 02:15 AM
:lol: I read your post, promptly forgot it, and assumed I was right. My apologies.
Congrats on 1000
Mercury Bullet
06-20-2007, 02:16 AM
1001 is a far bigger deal.
And there it went.
IC Champion
06-20-2007, 02:17 AM
LOL, you shoulda made a Thread for it in casual so we have a reason to tell people why were better than they are.
#1-norm-fan
06-20-2007, 12:00 PM
I think Lauren Jones was a backstage interviewer for a few months on Smackdown! Remember? Random female interviewer.... Anybody?
Anybody Thrilla
06-20-2007, 12:31 PM
To stay on topic: There is a difference between quality and appeal. The girl is pretty technically, but doesn't count as attractive.
What I HAVE to know is....what the fuck are you talking about?
Thrilla, i thought or could of sworn in a thread in casual you said you never strafed into the wrestling forum, am i mistaken?
This thread is a huge winner.
You want winning threads go to casual :roll:
El Fangel
06-21-2007, 01:46 AM
Sweet fangs, too.
Can you imagine what it would be like if she was a teether?
You want winning threads go to casual :roll:
:wtf:
darkpower
06-21-2007, 04:45 AM
^ True.
Give me some of this...
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3390/031yi1.jpg
You know, just as I saw that pic, my computer monitor was suddenly covered in this white, gooey substance, I can't figure out WHY, exactly? :naughty:
^ True.
Give me some of this...
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3390/031yi1.jpg
Oh, now i see why i stay, i'd tax that :yes:
Anybody Thrilla
06-21-2007, 03:59 PM
Thrilla, i thought or could of sworn in a thread in casual you said you never strafed into the wrestling forum, am i mistaken?
Of course you're mistaken. You see me, don't you?
Stickman
06-21-2007, 04:20 PM
I can't wait for John Cena to say "YOu can't see me" and the guy he's talking to say, "What are you talking about, your standing right there. Of course I see you, idiot."
TerranRich
06-21-2007, 06:52 PM
That's something 1999 Kurt Angle would say. :(
I can't wait for John Cena to say "YOu can't see me" and the guy he's talking to say, "What are you talking about, your standing right there. Of course I see you, idiot."
Or he says "There's only one problem, you can't see me" then the other guy just decks him and walks off.
Or he says "There's only one problem, you can't see me" then the other guy just decks him and walks off.
:rofl: That would be classic!
DAMN iNATOR
06-21-2007, 07:45 PM
God you guys kill me, most of you would rather have an ugly-ass ho with black hair with green on the ponytails rather than a hot blonde? No offense but I’d much prefer to get with the blond, thank you, rather than that nasty ass bitch.
God you guys kill me, most of you would rather have an ugly-ass ho with black hair with green on the ponytails rather than a hot blonde? No offense but I’d much prefer to get with the blond, thank you, rather than that nasty ass bitch.
*ahem*
<img src="http://f.exoload.com/607/CoryMea.jpg" width=800>
God you guys kill me, most of you would rather have an ugly-ass ho with black hair with green on the ponytails rather than a hot blonde? No offense but I’d much prefer to get with the blond, thank you, rather than that nasty ass bitch.
Coming from the man who can't stick to one way of spelling blonde in a single post, interesting, however the case, you are a whore because Ariel is hot where as you are not
Anybody Thrilla
06-21-2007, 08:07 PM
Ariel's nipples are fucking gross, though.
DAMN iNATOR
06-21-2007, 08:12 PM
Coming from the man who can't stick to one way of spelling blonde in a single post, interesting, however the case, you are a whore because Ariel is hot where as you are not
Well, then, in that case you don’t know the first thing about what constitutes hot or not, because you obviously aren’t either, or you wouldn’t have to try to drag me down to your level, which judging by your avatar your looks are probably about 5 miles down in the ground.:nono:
Anybody Thrilla
06-21-2007, 08:15 PM
DAMN iNATOR, as a friend, I am saying....quit while you are behind.
http://www.upw.com/superstars/vixens/desire9.jpg
Anybody Thrilla
06-21-2007, 08:20 PM
It's very hard to argue with that picture. It just sucks that her nipples are so damn gross.
Anybody Thrilla
06-21-2007, 08:21 PM
Observe:
http://ecw.twentyeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/shelly10.JPG
DAMN iNATOR
06-21-2007, 08:29 PM
DAMN iNATOR, as a friend, I am saying....quit while you are behind.
Hmm...how about NO.:o
Anybody Thrilla
06-21-2007, 08:32 PM
You bring up a compelling counterpoint.
Anybody Thrilla
06-21-2007, 08:33 PM
Ariel's nipples are so big, she could have a nip slip wearing a turtleneck.
But you know you would still gobble them up like Thanksgiving dinner.
Well, then, in that case you don’t know the first thing about what constitutes hot or not, because you obviously aren’t either, or you wouldn’t have to try to drag me down to your level, which judging by your avatar your looks are probably about 5 miles down in the ground.:nono:
I am not goth, coming from a person posting in the wrestling forum i'd expect you to know what a GIMMICK is, btw i'm not saying blondes aren't attractive but i'm just saying its the only thing people of the main stream go off of.
Its a bit boring to have blonde after blonde, thus why some of us in this thread are giving Ariel props, i never said she was the hottest all i said was she was hot, where as you are saying that blonde after blonde is hot which is def not true.
Sir it was nice watching you degrade yourself in front of the wrestling forum and yes you did sink down to my level apperently. :rant: oh and :foc:
That's something 1999 Kurt Angle would say. :(
<font color=white>That's exactly what I thought.</font>
Anybody Thrilla
06-22-2007, 11:09 AM
But you know you would still gobble them up like Thanksgiving dinner.
I, sir, am not a cannibal.
But you know you would still gobble them up like Thanksgiving dinner.
:y:
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