What's Your Opinion On Who Killed McMahon?

[Jura]

WWE.com wants your feedback. Here is mine:

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[Heyman]

LOL @ Kane Knight quote. :lol:

I haven't watched WWE (an entire show) in over 2 years, but here's what I think:

They should make Shelton Benjamin or Randy Orton the killer.

Randy Orton simply because he's the legend killer...and it adds to his 'legend killer' (not to mention, reviving his career).

Shelton Benjamin, because it atleast gets people to care about him again (although with him being so weak on charisma, it may not amount to much anyways).

I'd even strongly consider making John Cena the killer.

[Xero]

Name: Mark Isreal
Suspect: The WWE Writing Team
Reason:
They have all the motive. Vince doesn't let them voice their opinion. They're all on auto-pilot McMahon booking. I'm betting one of them planted the bomb and another just "happened" to write Vince walking to the limo and entering it.

Maybe it was Stephanie now that I think about it. I mean, she and Hunter are taking over soon, aren't they? They just moved it along.

[Y2Ant]

Steve Blackman did it, because he is the lethal weapon.

[Ninti the Mad]

Viscera did it because he is the world's largest job machine.

[Inadequacy]

Name: Cameron Duncan Flanagan Chisholm
Suspect: McLovin
Reason: McLOVIN DOESN"T NEED A REASON!!!!!


I just watched the commercial for Superbad this morning and couldn't get "McLovin" out of my head

[Heyman]

Viscera did it because he is the world's largest job machine.

Don't talk shit about Viscera ASSHOLE. :foc:

[Nark Order]

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It is well known that Patrick Stewart has alot of pride in his bald head. After reviewing McMahon's obvious disgust after getting his head shaved, Stewart knew it was time to 'engage'.

[Heyman]

Dear Deadlyheaven,

It has come to my attention that you think you are being funny. Unfortunately however, this is not the case. Please revise your joke book so people laugh WITH you and not AT you.

Sincerely,

Bob Saget.

[Nark Order]

:kiss:

[Mercury Bullet]

Patrick Stewart.

[Nark Order]

*sigh*



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[Mercury Bullet]

It's okay.

[VonErichLives]

Rikishi, he did it.... for The Rock.

Come'on, we all know Vince likes to re-do previous story lines... :roll:

[Kane Knight]

Hey! No way did I write that!

I mean, I suspect Alienoid, but because he IS Val Venis. xoxo.

[BigDaddyCool]

It was O.J.

[Heyman]

It was O.J.

Orlando Jordan!

[BigDaddyCool]

Or Brian Pillman's ghost.

Or, they could make it be that Steph did it, working in her bad acting to show she didn't really feel that bad about her dad's "death."

[Shaggy]

It was O.J.

O.J didnt do it...

But if he did...This is how he would of done it.... :shifty:

[FourFifty]

Name: FourFifty
Suspect: King Jabba
Reason: That's right, bitches, there's room for only ONE king in the wrestling world, and it's not Vincent Kenendy McMahon! Tell Jerry Lalwer and King Bookah to watch their backs. ALL HAIL KING JABBA!!!!

[Stickman]

Bret Hart did it

[JT]

Name: JT
Suspect: Ted Turner
Reason: Unfortunetly it had nothing to do with both men's long drawn rating war from the late 1990's, but the fact that Vince McMahon had told Ted Turner that Captain Planet sucked during their last meeting.

[JT]

Here is how I see it going down as already hinted on television...

It's going to be revieled that the killer is Bobby Lashley which he will then be arrested and sent to jail. It will later be revieled to be some elaborate trap by Vince McMahon to get Lashley sent away, only to be foiled by another member of the roster (maybe either Cena, Foley, or HHH).

That's my opinion anyway.

[Londoner]

Don't really care for it, funny though apaprently wwe.com has admitted the angle is a work(check the news on tpww), why would you do that??

[IC Champion]

O.J didnt do it...

But if he did...This is how he would of done it.... :shifty:
LOL, greatnes...

[JT]

Don't really care for it, funny though apaprently wwe.com has admitted the angle is a work(check the news on tpww), why would you do that??

Probably because everyone including a police department have been threatening to sue them, and probably going along with it when asked point blank if it was real would place them in even hotter water.

[Indifferent Clox]

I think it was Vince himself, and he's not really dead, he wanted to get some time off and see how the buisness acted without him or some bullshit like that.

[PepperCarrotMan]

I think it was Vince himself, and he's not really dead, he wanted to get some time off and see how the buisness acted without him or some bullshit like that.

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[Amaroqwolf]

The C.I.G Man did it.

[Kane Knight]

Probably because everyone including a police department have been threatening to sue them, and probably going along with it when asked point blank if it was real would place them in even hotter water.

It's not likely it was for threat of lawsuits. They had no reason to be overt. They could have addressed this in court without really breaking KAYFABE, never addrss the press with it, and any lawsuit would be kicked out fast (UNLESS they tried to defraud the police, the government, or the shareholders, which they have not).

Could it be, they actually give a shit about the fans? Maybe just a little?

[Volare]

KK your giving way to much credit to the wrong people. :yes:

[Y2Ant]

It has come to my attention that you think you are being funny. Unfortunately however, this is not the case.

Stop ripping off Dragon's material. :nono:

[Kane Knight]

KK your giving way to much credit to the wrong people. :yes:It takes very little credit to believe what I have stated. Especially given WWE's history with lawsuits.

[Savio]

I thnk Daniel Beck did it so he could have a short time job with the WWE

[Fignuts]

This is so fucking stupid.

Honestly.

[JT]

It's not likely it was for threat of lawsuits. They had no reason to be overt. They could have addressed this in court without really breaking KAYFABE, never addrss the press with it, and any lawsuit would be kicked out fast (UNLESS they tried to defraud the police, the government, or the shareholders, which they have not).

Could it be, they actually give a shit about the fans? Maybe just a little?


You might be right, but I still lean more towards avoiding trouble with lawsuits. Remeber, just because you can take a punch to the face doesn't mean you want one.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, but when you look at WWE's history in lawsuits, they usually take the hit.

[aaaaa]

.....From WWE.com: "HELP!"

This whole "What's Your Opinion?" idea seems to be a way of WWE saying they need ideas as to where to go with this [now admitted] storyline. They may have an idea or two, but imagine if one of us come up with an interesting suspect and they actually run with it!

That being said, I think it was this man, uh I mean "King":
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[El Fangel]

Name: Mark Henry
Suspect: Do I need a reason?

[Sepholio]

I wish it was Bret Hart. That would have to be the best mark out moment of my life.

[Kane Knight]

Name: Mark Henry
Suspect: Do I need a reason?

He started Vince's car. Totally accident prone.

[SammyG]

DMX did it.

[Vastardikai]

The Black Scorpion!

[Kane Knight]

DMZ did it.

[Kane Knight]

The real answer is "Nobody knows, and it'll be forgotten in two months or less."

[Mr. Nerfect]

I went Alienoid on their asses:

Suspect: Paul London

The grin actually isn't the give away. That can be explained because London is a fun guy, and probably got a kick out of seeing Vince get sad faces by the RAW, ECW and SmackDown! contingency. The actual give-away are the many motives Paul London has.

You see, to those who dig a little deeper into WWE ongoings, out of interest in the company, it is common knowledge that the WWE has a ban on high-risk moves in place. Vince put the ban on Paul London's finishing moves, the London Calling (Shooting Star Press) and the 450 Splash. A petty reason to explode someone? Maybe, but in banning those moves, Vince also handicapped Paul London's productivity and, hence, his livelihood.

London lives for the business, and is a fearless guy. He got right in Vince's face according to rumours, and requested he be allowed to perform his signature moves. The Chairman apparently saw this as a sign of disrespect. This didn't prevent Paul London from busting out standing variations of the move, and even pulling it out in the Cruiserweight Invitational at the 2006 Royal Rumble from the top rope to his opponents on the floor.

With Vince gone, the logical choice for a successor as Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment is Shane McMahon. Yeah, that's right, the crazy McMahon who has proven to be supportive of the high risk style London has perfected. Shane seems like the kind of guy to discontinue the ban on high risk moves, and London can get back to winning his matches with the London Calling and 450 Splash.

But that's not the only motive Paul London has. Last year, it became apparent that London has romantic ties to 2005 RAW Diva Search Winner, Ashley Massaro. He showed concern for her during their matches, and he and his partner, Brian Kendrick, even lost a tag team match to "The Blue Bloods" William Regal & Dave Taylor because London was too focused on Ashley's safety to get back into the ring and help Kendrick when called for.

Many thought both London & Kendrick had eyes for Ashley, but it has been revealed that Brian Kendrick is engaged. I think The Artist Formerly Known as Spanky just wanted his partner's head in the game. With Vince suspending Ashley Massaro on a recent edition of SmackDown!, for what can be trivial reasons, Paul London now has a strictly personal reason to dislike Vince, as well as a professional one. With a Superstar as devoted to his craft as Paul London, even something professional becomes personal.

Oh, and I didn't even touch on how Paul London made his debut. I paraphrase: "Hi, I'm Paul London," "Who the Hell do you think you are? You're facing Brock Lesnar tonight." Paul London proceeded to get decimated in his debut match against a man roughly twice his size. That's right, a friendly gesture to his new boss blew up in London's face. London was just trying to be a nice guy, like he was when he was seen smiling as Vince approached his doom, only this time, things blew up in Vince's face...literally.

As Vince McMahon once said, "He who laughs last laughs loudest," well, I wonder who was laughing last on that fateful edition of RAW? Yes, it was the man with the joker on his shorts.

So where did Paul London get the means to rig Vince McMahon's limo? From none other than his brother (his name escapes me at this time, sorry), who is an aspiring young filmmaker. Sure, directors tend to blow up smaller models for their scenes, but you have access to small explosions, you have access to big explosions. You just make a bigger bomb. And if Paul's brother is anything like the explosive Paul London in the ring, you have to believe he would use a lot of adrenaline pumping effects in his projects.

Did Brian Kendrick or Paul London's brother have any knowledge about the bombing? Probably not. London would probably choose not to involve a brother in such a thing. I believe Paul lost a brother in a drunk driving incident (R.I.P), so for London to put himself AND another brother in such a life-alternating predicament? It's too self-destructive, even for a risk taker. As for Kendrick, he and Paul London are best friends, and friends don't let friends get involved in attempted murder. Especially considering Kendrick's career (which is serious stuff to the dedicated duo of London & Kendrick) would be jeoprodised by such a thing. London would probably like to be the only one to know, anyway, to ease any paranoia about someone close to him talking. Brian Kendrick actually has more to thank Vince for than to detest him for, anyway. Brian Kendrick left the WWE at one stage. He willingly walked out the door to pursue a career in Japan and on the independent scene. Vince welcomed the talented young buck (a man who studied personally under Shawn Michaels, no less) back with open arms. Brian Kendrick does not seem nearly as insane as Paul London's new beard makes him look, anyway.

So yes, even though I am a huge fan of the amazing young wrestler, I must point the finger at the talented Paul London for being behind Vince McMahon's incinerated limo. Love can make a man do crazy things, and if London was in love with Ashley Massaro like he is this business, and his right to creative expression in this business (the masks, the attire, the sprint to the ring, the wrestling style), it could have pushed him over the edge.

Sure, Paul London isn't a top tier star like Bobby Lashley or Mick Foley, but why would one of them blow up Vince? It would cripple their career, which is making them money. The only reason those men can put their hands on Vince and get away with it is because they make the WWE too much money. If Paul London slugged Vince McMahon backstage, he would be back on the independent scene. If Paul London was going to take his frustration out on Vince, he would need to it in a way that Vince could not punish him for.

What's more, I'm sure Paul London would admit to his involvement if actually given promo time. ;)

Vince, fate was not the only thing calling on that disastrous edition of RAW; London was.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wish it was Bret Hart. That would have to be the best mark out moment of my life.

I've said this before, but I think it would be an amazing thing if Bret Hart, TJ Wilson, Harry Smith and Nattie Neidhart were behind the bombing, and they claimed they did it to get back at Vince for screwing over Bret Hart, and screwing over Canada. Shane McMahon tries to have Daniel Beck take them in, but Bret Hart takes the fall for them, and says that he was the sole participant in it. Shane and Steph know otherwise, but they have no evidence, so Bret Hart is taken in as being the man responsible for the bombing, but the New Hart Foundation is left there to leave his mark on the business.

Now, this would mean that in the kayfabe world of professional wrestling, Vince McMahon would be dead (or exploded/whatever his status is), and Bret Hart would be held legally responsible for it. In the kayfabe world, that is how their characters end. It is very different from their real life activities, but the WWE has already separated their product so far from reality by trying to pass Vince off as dead.

World Wrestling Entertainment would be left with Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon as the new generation of McMahons, whereas Harry Smith and TJ Wilson will be left as the new generation of "Harts." Throw in my orgasmic fantasy of Paul London & Brian Kendrick being the continued legacy of Shawn Michaels (Bret's boys and girls could air some videos pointing out the issues Paul has with Vince, as my post above does), which would give them a reason to want at The New Hart Foundation.

[Tommy Gunn]

This is in such poor taste, I'm glad I download my wrestling so I can skip through all this bullshit. The same way I skip through anything to do with Vickie Guerrero.

But back to the original question, 'Big Sexy' Kevin Nash did it. But I think he was trying to blow up Triple H. Nash's quads job to Helmsley's quads.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Aurora-Rose Levesque clearly did it.

Just like Maggie Simpson, nobody suspects the baby.</font>

[Kane Knight]

Suspect: ToVo

Reason: He wanted Hunter all to himself. Steph's next.

[Kane Knight]

Aurora-Rose Levesque clearly did it.

Just like Maggie Simpson, nobody suspects the baby.
Maggie? I thought it was Mr. Smithers.

[Xero]

"W and S".

[Theo Dious]

Maggie? I thought it was Mr. Smithers.

That would have made a lot more sense.

[Kane Knight]

You know, if they used this as a launching point for a Paul Heyman return, and the return of EXTREEEEEEEEEME, I'd love it.

Which is why they won't.

[aaaaa]

Suspect: La Parka

Reason: There's only room for one "Chair-Man" in sports entertainment!

[DAMN iNATOR]

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FIX’D!

[Sepholio]

Outside of Bret Hart, I think the only other person they could claim did it and make me happy at the same time...would be.....Chris f'n Jericho.

[311]

It's either going to be HHH, one of the McMahons, or Vince himself.

[SammyG]

lol Damninator

[Skippord]

lol Alienoid

[Skippord]

I would mark out like a bitch for it being La Parka though

[WrestlingClassic]

Doink the clown

[ttetf]

Potentially the biggest angle of the year, will the WWE

A) Provide an up and comer or someone looking to solidify their status as a main eventer the chance for major exposure and in turn, possibly further their career and reaction with fans

or

B) Make the culprit one of the McMahons, HHH, or Steve-O to promote Jackass' impending forgetable appearance at Summerslam.

I wonder...

[Shaggy]

Apparently everyone who buys this shirt did it...

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[Kane Knight]

Anyone want to donate money for a high powered sniper rifle? If this is Jackass related, I'm going to pick off Vince.

[diothoir]

I wish it was Bret Hart. That would have to be the best mark out moment of my life.

Bret didn't kill Vince.

Vince killed Vince.

[Theo Dious]

Anyone want to donate money for a high powered sniper rifle? If this is Jackass related, I'm going to pick off Vince and Steve-O.

[The One]

Suspect: ToVo

Reason: He wanted Hunter all to himself. Steph's next.

Yeah I did it, but it was more because Billy Gunn never got his World Title run. :D

[chrisat928]

I have figured it out!

It was Ted Turner.

Motive:

Mr. Turner was trying to buy back the rights to WCW but Mr. Mcmahon wouldn't sell, so Mr. Turner killed Mr. Mcmahon.

[apokalypse7]

Orlando Jordan!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Just classic!!!.



Have King Bookah Defend him,

If the glove don't fit you must Quit SUCKA!!!!!

agent: Bookah, there weren't any gloves at the scene,

Booker: GEORGE WASHINGTON SUCKA!!!!!

[apokalypse7]

I'd be interested if they even made this out to be Cena..... but only slightly.


What up and Comer??? mayber Johnny Nitro (ba dump crash!!!):naughty:

I would really puke if it was any of the Usual Suspects.

So, I'll just go and get my Barf Bags ready:'(

[apokalypse7]

And Alienoid, I humbly submit myself to the greatness that is your booking potential and WPM!!!!

[Heyman]

I'd even strongly consider making John Cena the killer.

WWE needs a shake up right now. I wouldn't mind seeing them go this route (I might even start watching again if they went this way).

Cena is the WWE's #1 guy.

MAKE the fans CARE about their #1 guy again. Start pushing Cena as a heel. Period.

If possible, try and get Rock and Austin back for one match to have them go up against Cena (have Cena go over).

At some point, have Cena also go over Batista, Undertaker, etc. (interpromotional match-up).

SOMEWHERE down the road, Lashley finally takes out Cena and becomes the new world champ.

[Gerard]

Knowing wwe i wouldn't be suprised if they drop the angle and have McMahon come strutting out down the rmap on monday with the signature "i got a cactus shoved up my ass" walk with no explaination given.

After all this is the same company that had Hogan and Flair working for them in 1991 and weren't intelligent enough to have them in a 1vs1 match. And the less said about the nWo and wcw storylines the better. :nono: