GAME: If they were in WWE Today....

[Xero]

Okay, here's how it goes. You can take anyone (past or present) not currently in WWE and place them where you think they would be, whether it just be a card position, who they're associated with or even what storyline they would be in.

Example:

Poster #1:
Ultimate Warrior

Poster #2:
Jobbing to Rey Mysterio

Andre the Giant

Poster #3:
Etc etc etc.

We'll start with...

Albert/A-Train

[OverTaker]

He'd be on ECW probably used every other show.

Marc Mero

[311]

would be Johnny B. Badd and teaming with...

Goldust

[KingofOldSchool]

Would be on Raw feuding with Santino Marella

Kerry Von Erich

[311]

Would be passed out and unaware that he was on top of...

Chyna

[Mooияakeя™]

Would be Great Khali's lover in a love triangle angle with Umaga

more up to date... Christian

[PepperCarrotMan]

Jobbing to Khali on Smackdown.

Haku.

[OverTaker]

Behind a stupid return of GTV but this time called "HGTV"

Million Dollar Man

[311]

...returns to 'sign' MVP and puts the Million Dollar Belt on him.

Ernest Miller (Somebody, call my mama!)

[mrslackalack]

Would be on ECW trying to outdance Extreme Expose

[mrslackalack]

Brutus Beefcake

[ttetf]

Would be stalking Johnny Nitro trying to cut his hair with the shears...







The Berserker

[mrslackalack]

Preparing for the 2nd Gimmick Battle Royal

Brock Lesnar

[311]

Would squash Jamie Noble, Paul London, Funaki, and Hardcore Holly before being fed to Cena.

Disco Inferno

[ttetf]

Would be wished well on his future endeavors


Papa Shango

[311]

will team with the Boogeyman and defeat D&D for the tag belts.

Savio Vega

[CSL]

<FONT COLOR=WHITE>Would be headed to TNA.

Buff Bagwell.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Would call his momma.

X-Pac

[Londoner]

Would be on Smackdown feuding with Matt Hardy...

Kurt Angle

[Impeccable]

Would be dead. What? :shifty:

Jeff Jarrett

[OverTaker]

Main Eventer

Big Show

[James Steele]

jobbing to Lashley, and having a torrid love affair with

Amy Webber

[darkpower]

Would have an on-air quabble with Randy Orton about the turd in the bag. Not kidding.



Kevin Nash

[James Steele]

would be the ECW Champion,WWE Champion, and World Heavyweight Champion. He also would have both WWE and World Tag titles with his partner...

Stevie Ray

[apokalypse7]

Would be feuding with Booker and Sharmell, Because he's the only partner booker ever needed...(Remember the notes) Booker turns on Sharmell to reform houston heat....

Eddie Gurrero

[Chico]

...would be on Raw, jobbing to HHH and/or Cena

Sable

[diothoir]

Holding permanent residance under Vince's desk.

British Bulldog

[St. Jimmy]

Would be IN THE MAIN EVENT - on HeAT.

Shane Douglas.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lucky to get dark matches

Raven

[Road Warrior]

Would be an ECW "original" and be jobbing to Burke, Striker and everyone else.

Sting

[James Steele]

Would be back to "neon" Sting for nostalgia pops...until he goes back to the "Crow" look after his heated feud with.........

TERRY FUNK

[KingofOldSchool]

Feuding with Hulk Hogan for the right to call themself King of "One Last Match"


La Parka

[Russenmafia]

would be the "chair"-man of WWE

Jerry Flynn (WCW martial arts jobber if you don't know who he is)

[NoRoolz]

Used for a Mark Henry squash match.

D'lo Brown.

[Russenmafia]

would be buying tampons for Terri Runnels (old PMS angle)

Big Show

[NoRoolz]

Job to Cena.

Kurrgan (sp?)

[311]

...would job to Cena.

Tito Santana

[Tazz Dan]

Would be teamed with Santino Marella as "El Matadors" who would fued with

Los Conquisdors(sp?)

[Kane Knight]

Would be teamed with Santino Marella as "El Matadors" who would fued with

Los Conquisdors(sp?)

Teaming up with Edge in a surprise heel turn.

Essa Rios

[Xerzes]

Covered in inexplicable sores, lost in the cruiserweight shuffle on Smackdown.

El Gigante

[Jordan]

In a tag team with Khali... yikes

Arn Anderson

[Y2Ant]

tapping out to the STFU at WrestleMania.

Steve Blackman

[Heyman]

tapping out to the STFU at WrestleMania.

Steve Blackman

Would become a Hindu and form an Indian stable with Khali and Daivari.

Gangrel

[road doggy dogg]

Would don sweatpants and try to pawn off Vampire Bumper Stickers™ to Michael Cole.


Owen Hart

[Mercury Bullet]

would be the Blue Blazer in a super hero fued with

Super Cena

[apokalypse7]

Would don sweatpants and try to pawn off Vampire Bumper Stickers™ to Michael Cole.


Owen Hart

Owen Hart would be one of the brightest stars in Wrestling. He would be winding down a hugely successful career, where he's remembering classic clashes with HBK, ROCK, HHH etc... and he'd probably be hated by most of the IWC.

Arn Anderson
would be a valet for the new horesmen.
El Gigante....isn't he still in the WWE??? oh that's that kook from The Longest Yard.


How about

The Rock?

[JJT420]

Owen Hart would be one of the brightest stars in Wrestling. He would be winding down a hugely successful career, where he's remembering classic clashes with HBK, ROCK, HHH etc... and he'd probably be hated by most of the IWC.

Arn Anderson
would be a valet for the new horesmen.
El Gigante....isn't he still in the WWE??? oh that's that kook from The Longest Yard.


How about

The Rock?

Away making a movie

[Xerzes]

Away making a movie

Post count goes up.

[Mercury Bullet]

Rofl, I like how mine was completely ignored.