View Full Version : Rumored WWE releases
Dark-Slicer Diago
06-26-2007, 05:04 PM
According to some people with WWE Mobile phones, Vince has just released JBL and Kane. This I won't believe along with the Chris Benoit allegations until the Toxicoligy report is released.
<font color=white>lol what?</font>
Kane I could POSSIBLY see, but not JBL unless he asked for his release.
KingofOldSchool
06-26-2007, 05:08 PM
:wtf:
i can see vince fire alot of roid heads after benoit but jbl does not wrestle anymore.
IC Champion
06-26-2007, 05:12 PM
WWE is going to be hurting very badly, on that note I'm taking up training to become a pro wrestler...:shifty:
Mercury Bullet
06-26-2007, 05:13 PM
Maybe they quit after everything
Mercury Bullet
06-26-2007, 05:14 PM
I have a pretty squeeky clean image and i'm the polar opposite of a roid monster, I am exactly what they need right now.
IC Champion
06-26-2007, 05:14 PM
Kane looks like he hasnt been on Roids in a long time.
Why do I have a feeling that you got this news from GameFAQs?
KingofOldSchool
06-26-2007, 05:17 PM
I'm 5' 8" and drug free, hire me.
KingofOldSchool
06-26-2007, 05:18 PM
Why do I have a feeling that you got this news from GameFAQs?
OMGZ I HURDZ THAT GOLDBURG IZ CUMMIN BAK TO FASE SENA AT DA WRESSLEMANIA!1!!1
road doggy dogg
06-26-2007, 05:18 PM
Why do I have a feeling that you got this news from GameFAQs?
rofl
Dark-Slicer Diago
06-26-2007, 05:19 PM
I too am training to be a wrestler, not that Vince would hire me since I'm either 5'7 ½" or 5' 8 ½" tall/248 lbs.
KingofOldSchool
06-26-2007, 05:21 PM
I too am training to be a wrestler, not that Vince would hire me since I'm either 5'7 ½" or 5' 8 ½" tall/248 lbs.
Now's your best chance to get a good push since they'll probably start doing away with the big guys for a while.
BigDaddyCool
06-26-2007, 05:22 PM
Um...Neither JBL or Kane look like they take 'roids. Plus they are both company boys, they wouldn't have gotten fired. The might ask for a release.
Dark-Slicer Diago
06-26-2007, 05:23 PM
If I see something not posted here that I see, I'll post it but never any gamefaqs, ign or wiki trash. Thanks for that bout of confidance King, but I'm only 19 and without a license.
Mercury Bullet
06-26-2007, 05:24 PM
I too am training to be a wrestler, not that Vince would hire me since I'm either 5'7 ½" or 5' 8 ½" tall/248 lbs.
Way too much mass @ 248 lbs. They dont want anything suspicious.
Now, me, at 5'8" 148lbs...PERFECT. They're getting rid of heavyweights altogether. It'll be Cruiserweights and Lightweights only now.
KingofOldSchool
06-26-2007, 05:24 PM
If I see something not posted here that I see, I'll post it but never any gamefaqs, ign or wiki trash
Well then where did you get this from?
It's not on WWE.com, the Observer, or PWInsider.
chrisat928
06-26-2007, 05:24 PM
Kane I could see, because he was rumored to be retiring at the end of the year.
I too am training to be a wrestler, not that Vince would hire me since I'm either 5'7 ½" or 5' 8 ½" tall/248 lbs.
<font color=white>5'7/5'8 and 248lbs? I'm like 6'2 and 224 (231 billed ;) )
So are you Batista big or Earthquake big? :D</font>
IC Champion
06-26-2007, 05:28 PM
I'm 5'8, Im just gonna model myself after Taz, throw a few suplexes, give them a few stiff boots, and then finish them with an inescapeble Choke. By the time I'm 26 no one will even remember who Taz was, and when they do they'll think of that fat announcer.
Mercury Bullet
06-26-2007, 05:28 PM
OMGZ! ITS CONFIRMED!
source: http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors
- Kane and JBL have been fired from the WWE. Speculation is they made the comment, "Geez, we take WAY more roids than Benoit and WE haven't snapped yet" in front of McMahon and were promptly wished the best on their future endeavors.
- Also Brian Kendrick is said to be on the chopping block as backstage, he is known as one of the most notorious steroid users and distributors, and many workers call him "The Hookup".
- Also, straight edge superstar Rob Van Dam is being praised for his clean image and honest hard work both in and out of the ring.
IC Champion
06-26-2007, 05:32 PM
LOL, solid information from MB.
Mercury Bullet
06-26-2007, 05:33 PM
As always ;)
Uh oh, I think the Ruse Report has some competition.
Mooияakeя™
06-26-2007, 05:40 PM
lol @ MB.
You know, all this talk about 'roids...
I think Alienoid06 should keep a low profile for a bit.
His name rhymes with 'roid. He has 3 letters in his name that make up 'roids, and some Russians may think he's called Alienroid. - He could be next :shifty:
Mercury Bullet
06-26-2007, 05:40 PM
http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors
^ All the latest news a rumors right there.
Take that Boone.
KingofOldSchool
06-26-2007, 05:46 PM
http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors
^ All the latest news a rumors right there.
Take that Boone.
OMG I JUST SAW THAT CHRIS BENOIT IS GOING TO APPEAR AT THE IMPACT TAPINGS NEXT MONDAY TO EXPLAIN HIS ACTIONS!!1!!
Thanks fakewrestlingnewspage.com!:y: :y:
FourFifty
06-26-2007, 05:55 PM
Why do I have a feeling that you got this news from Matt Boone?
SammyG
06-26-2007, 05:58 PM
lol Koos, you're too much.
#BROKEN Hasney
06-26-2007, 06:59 PM
Matt Boone probably has a number you can text to get put on the "WWE News Text Service" and dumb people think it's actually WWE.
Stickman
06-26-2007, 07:03 PM
You can't tell who took roids. Fuck, Ric Flair and Edge both took them but you'd never guess it.
You can't tell who took roids. Fuck, Ric Flair and Edge both took them but you'd never guess it.
Yeah.
I don't think Scott Steiner took roids.
:shifty:
SammyG
06-26-2007, 07:29 PM
Daniel Benoit was on roids too. Fuckin Chris Benoit.
You can't tell who took roids. Fuck, Ric Flair and Edge both took them but you'd never guess it.
Back in the 80's he was pumped up, so it was more obvious back then.
Dorkchop
06-26-2007, 09:36 PM
You can't tell who took roids. Fuck, Ric Flair and Edge both took them but you'd never guess it.
No, I'm pretty sure you could guess it.
Kane and JBL aren't fired. I really wonder where this lame rumor came from.
McLegend
06-26-2007, 09:38 PM
Can someone tell me how you couldn't see that Edge was on steriods when he got drafted over to Raw after his big injury?
Corkscrewed
06-26-2007, 09:50 PM
Matt Boone. Didn't you read the above statements? :shifty:
Mooияakeя™
06-27-2007, 01:07 PM
lol @ legend.
Fuck sake, he even admitted it. You really could tell to. Stevie Wonder called me up to tell me he noticed too.
Londoner
06-27-2007, 01:29 PM
Also Brian Kendrick is said to be on the chopping block as backstage, he is known as one of the most notorious steroid users and distributors, and many workers call him "The Hookup".
Haha, good one MB.
Mercury Bullet
06-27-2007, 01:50 PM
BREAKING NEWS FROM: http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors
- Former WCW, WWE, and current TNA superstar Scott Steiner has admitted to using steroids "maybe twice" in his career. This groundbreaking development has shattered Steiner's once highly reputable image. Steiner's fanbase, comprised largely of small children, was absolutely stunned and heartbroken over the news. Here is one fan's reaction:
http://www.foothill.edu/fa/idea/images/crying_boy.jpg
We'll have more on this story as it develops.
This is a sad day for wrestling when stuff like this happens. Especially from the likes of a guy like Steiner. :nono:
This is Xero reporting for http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors
It has come to light that many fans suspect that CM Punk is, in fact, a drug abuser, despite claims that he is "Straight Edge". This reporter's sources are telling him that Punk was seen coming out of NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida with a large, almost comical bag marked "Moon Rocks". I was then told he was seen hours later selling AND using what he referred to as "Out of this World Rock".
More on this story as it develops.
Mercury Bullet
06-27-2007, 02:03 PM
A followup on what is being dubbed as Steiner-Gate 2007:
source: http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors
- Scott Steiner is alleging that he got his "hookup" from the man known as "The Hookup", notorious steriod distributor Brian Kendrick. Officials have declined to comment as of this moment, but investigations are underway into both wrestlers and Congress is having a special session regarding the indictment of Steiner and Kendrick on federal drug charges.
Theo Dious
06-27-2007, 02:08 PM
LIVE UPDATE:
Appearing before Congress on the matter of his truly shocking steroid abuse, Mr. Scott Steiner stunned the coutroom when he announced that he was "not here to talk about the past."
Further examination showed that this is actually due to the fact that, after a decade of this behavior, he can no longer retain memories for more than five minutes at a time.
IC Champion
06-27-2007, 02:30 PM
*post*
Theo Dious
06-27-2007, 02:52 PM
How dare you taint such a serious subject with your flippantry! :mad:
Mooияakeя™
06-27-2007, 03:57 PM
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Finally tonight on RAW is WAR the Undertaker with his Corporate Ministry minions will reveal who the higher power is! Word is backstage it's Bob Backlund, but many feel it is Gerald Briscoe. Linda and Stephanie McMahon are lined up for appearances so the feeling is that anything can happen.
Notes are coming fast that current WWF Tag Team Champions The Acolytes are going to be throwing the titles in the bin at around 9:54PM exactly and heading off to WCW with Triple H and Chyna.
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