These new MCCool promos on Smackdown gave me an idea...

[PepperCarrotMan]

WWE should start running new Great Khali promos!

Just take the Michelle McCool Promos and show Khali running on a beach in a thong yelling "Blaaargh eyyarggh arghha!" and then have a short pause and show his out of breath translator running behind him screaming "KHALI IS SAYING HIS NAME IS THE GREAT KHALI AND HE IS LOVING LIFE". Then they both run by and an empty beach is shown. Suddenly Vladimer Kozlov climbs out of the sand and says "I LOVE DOUBLE DOUBLE E" and gives a thumbs up with a dumbfounded grin on his face.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I support this idea one hundred percent.

[FourFifty]

I don't catch SmackDown every week, so hey, bloody go for it!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I bet you would if these Khali promos were on it.

[PepperCarrotMan]

Actually I'd go as far as pair up Khali and McCool eventually. And have McCool bring Khali to her family and her family disapproves and he brain chops the whole family including the family dog before carrying Michelle out of the house except instead of the front door he accident walks out to the back.

It would be the greatest love story since Henry/Young. Except they wont give birth to a hand, but to Daivairi in a blond wig instead. Any mention of Daivari being on WWE TV before will be deemed a hallucination when a returning Rey Mysterio announces that Eddie's still playing his tricks from "up there".

[Anybody Thrilla]

Psssssssssh, as if McCool could land a hunk like Khali. :roll:

[PepperCarrotMan]

Psssssssssh, as if McCool could land a hunk like Khali. :roll:

Wait, Before this Khali reveals that he has a skeleton fetish because when he hit puberty he took an amusement park ride and a plastic skeleton touched his crotch :shifty:

[Hanso Amore]

This would be the greatest thing ever.

[TerranRich]

This....this I would watch wrestling again for.

You're fucking hilarious, PepperCarrotMan. :rofl:

[BigDaddyCool]

Kahli is the greatest of all time.

[ttetf]

They should turn Khali into a lovable dolt more along the lines of George the Animal Steele. Only where George Steele chased after Miss Elizabeth because he was in love with her, they should have Khali chase after a diva because he's actually trying catch her and eat her. Have him capture her and do promos called "Khali's Kitchen" where we see Khali in a chef's hat preparing to cook the diva. She could even be gagged with an apple while we see Khali dicing onions...