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BigDaddyCool
07-03-2007, 05:14 PM
And I'm an accountant....
James Steele
07-03-2007, 05:24 PM
DO IT!
El Dandy
07-03-2007, 05:28 PM
They won't just hire any random fuckwit. Not meaning to offend you, just saying...
IC Champion
07-03-2007, 05:30 PM
You should apply.
James Steele
07-03-2007, 05:54 PM
They won't just hire any random fuckwit.

:rofl:
BigDaddyCool
07-03-2007, 05:55 PM
They won't just hire any random fuckwit. Not meaning to offend you, just saying...

I'm not a random fuckwit, I'm an account. It is my job, and I have experience. You are dumb.

I'm doubting I would get an interview, but I'm qualified for the position.
James Steele
07-03-2007, 06:10 PM
I'm not a random fuckwit, I'm an account. It is my job, and I have experience. You are dumb.

I'm doubting I would get an interview, but I'm qualified for the position.

IF YOU BELIEVE IT...YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT!!
BigDaddyCool
07-03-2007, 06:18 PM
I just applied for the position. Ball is in the court. It would be fun to be accounting for John Cena's raise.
BigDaddyCool
07-03-2007, 06:21 PM
On the application it askes Why did you apply, so I says "Cause I'm an HBK mark."

Then it askes how familiar are you with the product and it gives a drop down menu. I picked superfan.
Mooияakeя™
07-03-2007, 06:30 PM
IF YOU BELIEVE IT...YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT!!

Never a more true word... well, words said.
PapaGeorgio
07-03-2007, 06:57 PM
Haha that is awesome. Go balance the fuck out of their balance sheet. ACCOUNTANTS FTW!
FourFifty
07-03-2007, 08:16 PM
They won't just hire any random fuckwit.

So is anyone seeing Summerslam? Looking forward to Steve-o?
Xero
07-03-2007, 08:18 PM
On the application it askes Why did you apply, so I says "Cause I'm an HBK mark."

Then it askes how familiar are you with the product and it gives a drop down menu. I picked superfan.
Should have gone with "Never heard of it", since it seems they don't like people who actually know the product.
Rob
07-03-2007, 08:46 PM
On the application it askes Why did you apply, so I says "Cause I'm an HBK mark."

Then it askes how familiar are you with the product and it gives a drop down menu. I picked superfan.

This is funny in so many ways.
YOUR Hero
07-03-2007, 10:12 PM
reminds of tough enough with those guys sending in their video, where they are crying saying wrestling is their dream. PICK ME VINCE!, PICK MMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!111
Dorkchop
07-03-2007, 10:38 PM
I'm not a random fuckwit, I'm an account. It is my job, and I have experience. You are dumb.

I'm doubting I would get an interview, but I'm qualified for the position.

Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
Theo Dious
07-05-2007, 01:32 PM
WWE is hiring for staff accountants. And I'm an accountant....

...and you have a great big staff. :naughty:

Also, wtf, did they fire Irwin? :shifty:
Slow
07-05-2007, 03:35 PM
The IRS, now there's a man you could trust to handle your finances. As long as you were broke. And had no accounts.

Bless that man, he brought fashion to the masses
Evil Vito
07-05-2007, 04:25 PM
<font color=goldenrod>They should wait five years so I can get my college degree/CPA license and come work for them.</font> :shifty: