Great Khali Facts

[Nikkolas]

I saw this a long time ago but everyone is posting it on the wrestling boards I'm part of. So i figure I might as well put it here.

- The Great Khali's full name is Dalip Singh Rana

- The Great Khali has a chest measuring 63 Inches

- The Great Khali is billed as being from The Punjab Jungles of India, in reality, there are no real Jungles in Punjab and Khali is from a state called Himachal Pradesh.

- The Great Khali's name is taken from the Indian Goddess of power "Kaali"

- When he was small, Dalip Singh used to work as a stone breaker, his job involved breaking big stones into pieces and then passing the broken pieces to another laborer who would then take them further. This job was given to Dalip Singh because at that moment of time, there were proper roads being constructed in the Dhirana Town, therefore Dalip worked as one of the laborers, he was given meagre daily wages.

- Dalip actually was intimidated by people much smaller than him back when he worked as the roadside labourer.

- Dalip Singh wants to open four professional wrestling schools in India since there are none yet, he wants to see more and more Indian blood going into pro wrestling too.

- Dalip Singh knows conversational English and is still learning more of it.

- When he is at his home in Jalandhar, Dalip actively visits various Gyms in his city and gives the youth tips on bodybuilding.

- Dalip Singh is a Rajput Hindu and a devout one for that.

- Dalip Singh likes to eat all sorts of Punjabi food and hasn't yet developed a liking for any type of Fast Food.

- Dalip Singh's bodybuilding Coach's name is Dr. Randhir Kumar

- Besides his employment with the WWE, Dalip Singh is also a sub inspector in Punjab Police.

- Dalip donates a large chunk of his income towards the development of his village Dhirana.

- Dalip Singh's wife, Mrs. Harminder is a typical Indian Housewife and isn't involved into any kind of a job.

- Dalip Singh loves kids and spends a lot of time with the children of his siblings whenever he gets home.

- He is very Agile in real life and had quite an interest in Athletics before he took on to bodybuilding.

- The Great Khali is drugs-free, alchohol-free and smoking-free (unproclaimed Straight Edge) just like CM Punk but is yet to achieve some recognition for that.

And of course, the obligatory picture of his wife.

http://www.khali.info/the-great-khali-pictures/the-great-khali-54.jpg

[Erebus]

She must walk funny for days after they have sex.

[Blitz]

This is a staggeringly useless thread, I must be honest.

[Rammsteinmad]

Holy shit! She's hot! Look where her arms going as well! lol.

[Erebus]

This is a staggeringly useless thread, I must be honest.

Probably, but useless facts are fun.

[Stickman]

Why'd I click this thread?

[James Steele]

I wonder if she can go "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR" too... :naughty:

[Skippord]

I'd def sex his wife

[True Brit Grit]

Why'd I click this thread?

[Russenmafia]

Excellent thread with awesome facts about Khali for us Khali marks.

[Rob]

Fact - Rob is a huge mark for anything Khali related.

[addy2hotty]

KHALI EAT WIFE OUT EVERY NIGHT HAVE ROAST CHICKEN BY BED


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

[Nikkolas]

Well, I like Khali. He's not my favorite but I don't hate on him like...nearlye very smark.

[RP]

This is the best thread ever made. I love Khali. I hope he gets to do promos soon.

[FourFifty]

I wonder if she can go "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR" too... :naughty:

I can make her do that.

[starfox8500]

:rofl: Wrestling school of Khali could you imagine?
Khali: Today we learn best move in wrestling. *Chop*

[Nikkolas]

I can make her do that.

She has sex with a 420 bodybuilding giant.

I don't think you could.

[Mr. Nerfect]

His wife is indeed fucking hot.

If the WWE has brains, they would turn Khali from being a mindless monster, into being this human being, who actually manages to capture my interest. The WWE has Khali want to destroy Cena, but we don't know why. Let's get Khali's translator telling us about how he wants to open wrestling schools. Let them talk about what he does for his community. Make him into a heel with depth.

Oh, and if Khali is agile, let him move! For God sake, the man moves like a automatron.

[Mooияakeя™]

*marks out at more Khali infos!!!111*

[FourFifty]

She has sex with a 420 bodybuilding giant.

I don't think you could.

For all you know The Great Kahli has a small weiner.

[Xero]

For all you know The Great Kahli has a small weiner.
Or maybe his penis is Big Show-Leg sized.

Jesus, I just imagined JR calling a porn with Khali in it... That is some scary sounding shit.

[FourFifty]

.....Xero, you just gave me an idea....

[Nikkolas]

And it's not the size that matters. It's how you use it.

And Khali is well built on a big level.

[Xero]

.....Xero, you just gave me an idea....
:wtf:

[FourFifty]

Just go to the "scenes from a hat" thread.

[Mr. Nerfect]

She has sex with a 420 bodybuilding giant.

I don't think you could.

Well, technically 450 > 420. ;)

[FourFifty]

Well, technically 450 > 420. ;)

That is SO going in my sig!

[BigDaddyCool]

Kahli fact: Scientist believe that one of the great Kahli's farts was responiceble for the big bang and the creation of the universe.

[chrisat928]

Kahli fact: Scientist believe that one of the great Kahli's farts was responiceble for the big bang and the creation of the universe.


I thought that was Chuck Norris.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kahli fact: Kahli is actaully the reinacrantion of the mythical god Atlas, best known for his work in carrying the world on his back. It is believed this is the reason Kahli has no problem with carrying John Cena to watchable matches.

[BigDaddyCool]

I thought that was Chuck Norris.

Nope, Kahli.

[TerranRich]

Well, I like Khali. He's not my favorite but I don't hate on him like...nearlye very smark.
Who the fuck here HATES on KHALI!!!

We wouldn't dare do that, out of fear for the Brain Chop.

KHALI LOVED BY ALL SMARK FAN BIG TIME RRAAAAERHHRHR!!!!1one

[BigDaddyCool]

Kahli fact: The great Kahli has never counted to infinity. Not because he can't, but instead because it isn't big enough for him to waste his time with.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kahli fact: The Great Kahli heard that everything was bigger in Texas. Apon arrive, he was very disappointed.

[BigDaddyCool]

Warrior fact: When Ultimate Warrior was mention the gods above, it was a reference to the Great Kahli, which is where Warrior got his strength.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kahli fact: The Great Kahli actaully invented manned flight, but felt sorry for the Wright brothers and let them claim the honor. Kahli is a very generous person.

[KayfabeMan]

Khali Fact:

The Great Khali created crayons, by crushing a rainbow into a box.

[OssMan]

So has this guy lost a match

[KayfabeMan]

Khali Fact:

The Great Khali created the Great Lakes, by chopping an old ocean into five smaller pieces.

[KayfabeMan]

So has this guy lost a match

Khali Fact: The Great Khali does not lose matches, he simply misplaces them.

[OssMan]

lol turns out Khali flapjacked some dude and killed him

[chrisat928]

Kinda surprised no one has said a version of this one.

Khali Fact: Kahli is so mighty even Chuck Norris cannot hurt him.

[darkpower]

I'm DEFINITLY a Khali fan now...because if I am...I may be able to give his wife the best facial she will EVER have. :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

Kahli fact: The Great Kahli actaully invented manned flight when he picked up the Wright Brothers' plane and threw it with them inside.

Khali Fact: The Great Khali created fruity, fruity, BAH GAWD FRUITY SKITTLES by crushing a rainbow into a bag.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Khali Fact: Khali cannot have children because his sperm can't survive the long journey.

[BigDaddyCool]

Khali Fact: Khali cannot have children because his sperm can't survive the long journey.

No, the real reason is because their is no woman mighty enough to except his sperm.

[Arnold HamNegger]

No, the real reason is because their is no woman mighty enough to except his sperm.

His sperm chop the ovaries in half.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Khali Fact: Khali eats school buses like Twinkies.

[starfox8500]

RAWRrRR WHERE THE CREAM FILLING!!!

Also,
BAWGAWD KHALI JUST THREW SKITTLES INTO MY ASS BAWGAWD

[KayfabeMan]

Khali Fact:

The Great Khali invented pancakes by accidentally stepping on a flour factory.

[Xero]

Khali Fact: The Great Khali's secret BBQ sauce's process includes squeezing a Barbecue grill with his bare hands so hard that it turns to molten metal.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Khali Fact: Khali once made himself a margarita by throwing Mexico and Antarctica in a blender.

[FourFifty]

Kahli Fact: On Dec 31, 2019, at around 11:45pm The Great Kahli will eat Chuck Norris. The belch that The Great Kahli will make at Jan 1, 2020 ar around 12:01am will start the new Roaring 20s.

[Xero]

Khali Fact: The Great Khali dug the grand canyon himself. He then balled the rock up and hurled it into space. It is now considered fact that this landmass went so fast that it went back in time and killed the dinosaurs.

[IC Champion]

This thread still has life?

[Arnold HamNegger]

Khali Fact: As an infant, Khali's first dozen dirty diapers are what we know as "The Ten Commandments."

The other two remain a secret and will be revealed upon the apocalypse.

[BigDaddyCool]

Khali fact: The great Kahli sleeps between 7 and 9 hours a night...well that isn't very impressive. Infact that is quite normal. Huh.

[KayfabeMan]

kHALi FaCt:

Khali does not actually say RAWWRGRBLEGRAH!!, that is just the sound of his jaw opening.

[Theo Dious]

Khali Fact: Khali once took a crap in the Pacific Ocean. Centuries later the fossilized turds he left behind are known as Hawaii.

[BigDaddyCool]

Khali Fact: Khali once took a crap in the Pacific Ocean. Centuries later the fossilized turds he left behind are known as Hawaii.

The word you are looking for is coprolite.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Khali Fact: Khali once took a crap in the Pacific Ocean. Centuries later the fossilized turds he left behind are known as Hawaii.

It's been one of my life long dreams to visit Khali's crap, but sadly I never have. :(

[Xero]

Khali Fact: The Great Khali once ate four Pickles in one sitting. John, Peter, Wendy and Thomas have all been sorely missed.

[chrisat928]

Khali Fact: Khali was the inspiration for the story of Paul Bunyan. However the story was changed to give Paul Bunyan a giant ax and a giant blue ox to make the story more believable.

[Theo Dious]

The word you are looking for is coprolite.

No, I'm pretty sure it's Hawaii. :shifty:

[TerranRich]

Khali Fact: The Great Khali shot the sheriff...as well as the deputee, two armed guards, a SWAT team, and Dino Bravo.

[KayfabeMan]

Khali Fact:

The Statue of Liberty was originally created as a Halloween costume for The Great Khali.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Khali Fact: As a toddler, one of Khali's neighbor's ran out of candy on Halloween. That man is now known as "The Headless Horseman."

[Arnold HamNegger]

Khali Fact: Last Halloween, Big Show carried a beachball under each arm and went as Khali's penis.

[Xero]

Khali Fact: The Big Show's hand is equal to the size of a skillet. The Great Khali's hand is equal to the size of Idaho.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Khali Facts: Khali sent 500,000 illegal aliens back to Mexico with one swat of his hand.

[Xero]

Khali Fact: The Great Khali is so perfect and strong in every way that most people assume that he is actually Kurt Angle and Chuck Norris in a suit. This has never been proven for fear of death by the ultimate tag team finisher, The Angle Roundhouse Slam Kick.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Khali Fact: Khali lights his cigars with Godzilla.

[OssMan]

Khali fact: His debut was unexpected

[chrisat928]

Khali Fact: The Great Khali is so perfect and strong in every way that most people assume that he is actually Kurt Angle and Chuck Norris in a suit. This has never been proven for fear of death by the ultimate tag team finisher, The Angle Roundhouse Slam Kick.

We have a winnah!

[Corkscrewed]

Khali Fact: Last Halloween, Big Show carried a beachball under each arm and went as Khali's penis.

That made me laugh for a good minute. :rofl:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Khali Fact: The Great Khali has hit several home runs with the side of his palm only, no steroids, blocked several hundred punts and field goals with his forehead, and sent a tennis ball into orbit with his feet.

[Xero]

Khali Fact: The Great Khali can hit all four sides plus the roof of a barn at once with his hand.

[loopydate]

Khali Fact: The Great Khali's wedding and the disappearance of the outermost ring around Saturn occured on the same day. This was not a coincidence.