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NeanderCarl
07-05-2007, 11:25 PM
... poor old Iron Sheik. Prior to the killings, there was talk of Sheiky getting his own talk show segment on Raw. Now, there's no way WWE can hire the Sheik with all the media glare on them. Can you imagine the headlines?

"Under-fire WWE hires drug-addled alcoholic anal rapist".

Actually, I'm just gutted none of these "news" shows have had Sheik as a guest in the aftermath of the Benoit killings. Can you imagine him threatening to fuck Nancy Grace's ass and make her humble? That's TV gold.

Still... with the media fully focused on wrestler drug use, and how wrestling makes people's lives fall apart, can you really see WWE giving THIS man a job...?

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NeanderCarl
07-05-2007, 11:27 PM
Is there such a thing as "medicine rage"?

RP
07-05-2007, 11:40 PM
Seriously.........I love this guy.

RP
07-05-2007, 11:41 PM
no good motherfucker piece of shit

Jordan
07-05-2007, 11:42 PM
I take him in my mouth

road doggy dogg
07-06-2007, 01:00 AM
roflllll i love you/him/funky fly

Verbose Minch
07-06-2007, 01:02 AM
He sounds like fucking Nacho Libre.

FourFifty
07-06-2007, 01:07 AM
Team that man up with Bobby Lashley. Bobby needs a mouth piece.

NeanderCarl
07-06-2007, 02:13 AM
Team that man up with Bobby Lashley. Bobby needs a mouth piece.
Best idea ever.

KayfabeMan
07-06-2007, 05:06 AM
The Iron Sheik should do voiceovers for commentary on the DVDs.

NeanderCarl
07-06-2007, 05:38 AM
The Iron Sheik should be the sole commentator on Raw, SmackDown and ECW.

NeanderCarl
07-06-2007, 05:41 AM
Eeet ees Stone Cole, yo allah, yo mohammad, dis biznis is abut to peek up, hack peuh. Stone Cole Stunnerre, brick his back, mek hem humbel.

Dis Keeng Bookere, no good, low-life, son of a beeetch. Skinny bastard. Yo allah.

Funky Fly
07-06-2007, 02:28 PM
roflllll i love you/him/funky fly

I love you/him/me too. :love:

IC Champion
07-06-2007, 02:32 PM
8 ball of coke across the border for Jake Roberts, amazing.

IC Champion
07-06-2007, 02:36 PM
He's fucking crazy

YOUR Hero
07-08-2007, 01:26 PM
I have a feeling he didn't make too many locker room friends.

NeanderCarl
07-09-2007, 08:42 AM
I have a feeling he didn't make too many locker room friends.

Even his friends feel the Sheik wrath.

"I'm not some jabroni, like my friend The Rock"

"Superfly you are the best... but you know, in shoot fight, I beat the fuck out of you!"

"Nikolai, he is good man, but he is cheap Jew bastard"

Joey Slugs
07-09-2007, 04:46 PM
:lol: @ bitching about Jake Roberts not giving him enough coke.

Russenmafia
07-09-2007, 05:24 PM
I wish Sheik would do an interview with the Great Khali.

Kane Knight
07-09-2007, 10:42 PM
Another unsung Victim?

Ted "Hangman" Harris.

Now he's been shipped off to OVW, where he can hold on to his "well Hung" gimmick in obscurity.

YOUR Hero
07-09-2007, 11:21 PM
no good motherfucker piece of shit

94 SVT Cobra
07-13-2007, 11:11 PM
I have shown this to 5 people, 3 who knew who he is, 2 that didnt. they all died of laughter.

The Naitch
07-13-2007, 11:28 PM
lol

Arnold HamNegger
07-14-2007, 01:27 AM
:rofl:

This is spectacular! If you sat down with a 12 pack and drank everytime he swore, you'd need to get more beer.

Interviewer: "Ted DiBiase"

(Sheik tips head back and finishes beer, throws bottle down)

"FUCK THE TED DIBIASE!"

94 SVT Cobra
07-14-2007, 01:59 AM
Im not gonna lie, just randomly click a spot on the movie player bar while it plays, and see how many times you hear the word "fuck" as you do it. i swear to god its hilarious

KayfabeMan
07-15-2007, 09:38 PM
Sheik is gold.

NeanderCarl
07-15-2007, 11:22 PM
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Iron Sheik tries to score.