Last Night's Impact, Esp The Tag Match

[Theo Dious]

...SUCKED.

Seriously, half of the time Bubba/Brother Ray was just about standing there waiting to be hit by some kind of move or other, and it it me, or has he gotten fatter lately. He and D-Von/Devon/Whateverthehellhisnameis look pretty damn lazy in the ring now.

Also, what the fuck is the big deal about Christopher Daniels. He looks like some idiot college kid who wandered into the ring and stayed there. And I've always said this, but AJ Styles looks like a small child. Not because he's little; look at his face some time.

I don't even know what to say about LAX; why were they getting chants anyways, WHO THE FUCK IS THE FACE IN THIS CLUSTERFUCK?! Why the hell was I supposed to care about this match, because of the PPV match? Can we tell a god damn story that someone who DOESN'T tune in every week can understand? And are there EVER any kind of significant one-on-one matches on Impact!?!?!?!111

So, in other words, after watching TNA for 2 consecutive weeks, I have seen nothing impressive, except Samoa Joe's nose. That thing is intimidating.

[Slow]

Give it time, it grows on you. I'd even go as far as to say the PPVs are better than WWE, the main events at least. All of WWE PPV main events in the last couple of months could have easily been on Raw or Smackdown (with Edge and Batista they are anyway), whereas TNA has been putting on great main events, like the king of the mountain thing, which was awsome i have to say.

[PepperCarrotMan]

What I think of TNA...

http://www.mydom.it/cdr_game/GREATKHALI.jpg

:naughty:

[Kane Knight]

I remember nothing except Christian calling himself an instant classic, and Hollywood Kurt Angle fellating himself.

[Theo Dious]

I remember nothing except Christian calling himself an instant classic, and Hollywood Kurt Angle fellating himself.

Is that from last night or the last six months?

[Kane Knight]

Is that from last night or the last six months?

I don't know. I can't remember.