Official RAW Thread (7/9/07): Lashley vs. King Booker

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Preview: Lashley vs. King Booker


July 9, 2007



Bobby Lashley (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/lashley/) cemented his spot in The Great American Bash's WWE Championship (http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/wwechampionship/) Match last week when he defeated Shelton Benjamin (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/sheltonbenjamin/) and the time of King Booker (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/bookert/) in the final "Beat the Clock" Match of the evening. This

Monday night, right at 9 p.m. ET, King Booker will look for revenge as he takes on Lashley in one-on-one action. Will royalty rule this week on Raw (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/)? Or will Lashley overthrow the King en route to his WWE Championship Match with John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/)?

Also, Randy Orton (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/randyorton/) may also have a chance to add another Legend to his list of victims. After he slapped WWE Hall of Famer Dusty Rhodes (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/halloffame/dustyrhodes/) last week,
“The American Dream” told Orton to meet him face-to-face in Lafayette. What does Dusty have in mind for the Legend Killer?

Plus, Candice (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/candice/) Michelle may be Women’s Champion, but Melina (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/melina/)’s not ready to let go. After defeating Maria (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/maria/) in action last week, the former champion attacked Candice, only to find herself with a face full of floor. Will the rivalry between Candice and Melina come to a head this week?

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on Raw, Monday night at 9/8 CT on USA Network.
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Well, me outta here folks, so have a good night.:wave:

[KingofOldSchool]

Kinda early?

[Xero]

Kinda early.

[Corndad]

Kinda early?

[KingofOldSchool]

I hate when people make the Official topic and then don't even stay and participate in it.

[Jura]

DAMN!

[Xero]

I hate when people make the Official topic and then don't even stay and participate in it.
"Look at me! I made the official topic! I'm cooooool now! :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: "

[Jura]

Someone make another one and steal his thunder.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I never realized how cool Xero Limit was until right now, and I can't put my finger on why...

[Xero]

Welcome to two years ago.

[KingofOldSchool]

I never realized how cool Xero Limit was until right now, and I can't put my finger on why...

He's actually Carlito in wrestling forum disguise.

[Xero]

I told you that in secret! Dat.. Das not cool.

*Takes a bite of apple*

[Anybody Thrilla]

I knew he had a jobberish quality about him.

[Xero]

King of the Jobbers boiiiii!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think Reno Riggins might have something to say about that.

[KingofOldSchool]

I think Val Venis might have something to say about that.

[Xero]

Yeah, you've got me there. Val is much more of a jobber than me. But I stole his crown with the help of my homie boiiiis Cryme Tyme!

[St. Jimmy]

NoCenaNoBadRaw.

[Xero]

YesLashleyYesBadRaw

[Mr Regal]

I don't like Lashley, his ears are to small.

[St. Jimmy]

FUCK. I keep forgetting about Lashley. He's Cena without ANY charisma.

It's like if you took Kris P Lettuce and made them black and sucked out all their Charisma....

Wait, ABT. My bad. :love:

[ClockShot]

Evening everyone.

[St. Jimmy]

Opening with Lashley vs. BOOKAH?

[ClockShot]

John Cena and Chris Jericho on Larry King right now. Bret Hart on via satelite.

[Corndad]

bet theres more comments on Larry King then Raw in the Raw thread lol

[St. Jimmy]

So if Lashley wins the WWE title, would that Justify the spinner belt? Ya know, since he's black. Ya know?

[St. Jimmy]

Yeah, changing to CNN cause of JERICHO.

[Jura]

Jericho looks sexy.

[ClockShot]

Getting the worse out of the way first. Smart move. For once.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's funny, King Booker was moved to Raw because Booker has feuded with everyone on Smackdown and now he's facing the same guy he feuded with for half the year last year.

[St. Jimmy]

OH MY GOD, CENA CENA CENA HAS HART IN THE STFUOMGZLOLZ.

[Corndad]

Bret kinda looks like a girl.

[ClockShot]

Someone call Larry King.

[KingofOldSchool]

OH MY GOD, CENA CENA CENA HAS HART IN THE STFUOMGZLOLZ.

OMG LARRY KING IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!1!!11

KING SCREWED BRET!1!!1!!

[St. Jimmy]

It would be awesome if Hogan phoned into to King Live.

[Corndad]

Wayne Gretzky of Wrestling?

[St. Jimmy]

Jericho has 3 kids? Jericho as a dad, kinda awesome.

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Super Crazy beat Kennedy in under 10 seconds?

[St. Jimmy]

not to mention his Elephant cock, right Chris?

[Corndad]

Oh god. They got Hogan comments.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL, they're gonna talk to Hogan? YES.

[KingofOldSchool]

LASHLEY CHOOSES CHRIS BENOIT

[ClockShot]

Ha. Coach being legit about Cena being absent tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

not to mention his Elephant cock, right Chris?

Whose elephant cock?

[St. Jimmy]

It's sad when CNN has a better Main Event than Raw has.

[St. Jimmy]

Whose elephant cock?

Daniel. He had a condition where he had a huge dick.

[KingofOldSchool]

Daniel. He had a condition where he had a huge dick.

I think talking about a deceased 7 year old boy's cock is the furthest thing on people's minds.

Well I guess except yours.

[NeanderCarl]

Evenin all.

[ClockShot]

KICK HIS ASS JERICHO!

[Corndad]

Damn I totally forgot thats why Jericho got fired lol

[NeanderCarl]

Loving Regal back on Raw.

[Corndad]

kick his ass Regal lol

[KingofOldSchool]

If I was betting man, I'd bet on Regal in this one.

[Corndad]

who won the first match i missed it lol

[St. Jimmy]

I think talking about a deceased 7 year old boy's cock is the furthest thing on people's minds.

Well I guess except yours.

Making light of a bad situation, c'mon KoOs.

[NeanderCarl]

Where the hell's Estrada???

[Corndad]

Jericho is owning the media right now. i love it lol

[ClockShot]

Dr. Jericho?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL not again

[St. Jimmy]

Jericho and Bret are making great points.

[NeanderCarl]

Title shots are so meaningless nowadays :(

[St. Jimmy]

Carlos Ashenoff? LOL, Konnan.

[Corndad]

and a lex luger sighting lol

[St. Jimmy]

Switching back to Raw, DESTROY HIM Umaga.

[Corndad]

dang forgot the home run derbys on too.

[St. Jimmy]

Mariaaa :kiss:

[KingofOldSchool]

MARRRIIIAAA

[St. Jimmy]

Maria's tits should be the ME of Raw.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lemme guess, Maria helps Santino win the title back and then Maria and Santino make out.

[NeanderCarl]

Why does Umaga have "asthma" tattooed on his neck??

[Volchok]

I miss Jericho. :(

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd ROFL if Maria turns on Marella and shacks up with Umaga.

[St. Jimmy]

I only want to be CM Punk because he gets to fuck that.

[Corndad]

MILLION DOLLAR MAN!!!

[ClockShot]

Why does Umaga have "asthma" tattooed on his neck??

Maybe it might help EMTs or doctors should something happen to him?

[St. Jimmy]

DIBIASE!

[Volchok]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACKMAN!!!!

[ClockShot]

STEVE BLACKMAN! HOLY SHIT!

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah. Dibiase joined the God squad. I figured it would be Luger since he's living with a priest or something.

[St. Jimmy]

No one has bad thing to say about Chris. Wow.

[NeanderCarl]

They're burying Santino. Not only has the lost the belt and been squashed two weeks in a row, but now he looks like an idiot for invoking his rematch clause with no realistic chance of having improved to the extent that he may actually regain the belt (within the realms of kayfabe).

[St. Jimmy]

MILLION DOLLAR MINISTER, HA HA HA HA.

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG TRIPLE H IS GOING TO BE LASHLEY'S PARTNER

[RVDmark]

Please tell me someone will be uploading a copy of the Larry King interview either here or to a torrent site. It sounds like a good interview and being in the UK there is no way I can watch.

[Volchok]

wtf what?

[Corndad]

Im sure the interview will be on you tube by tommrrow.

[KingofOldSchool]

HIGHLANDERS SIGHTING

[Corndad]

Highlanders? They still have a job? lol

[ClockShot]

Highlanders vs. Cade and Murdoch?

[NeanderCarl]

Rory looks happy as ever :roll:

[Corndad]

God Maria makes me happy to be a man.

[Corndad]

LOL at this Santino/Maria thing

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG MARELLA IS GOING TO RAPE MARIA

[KingofOldSchool]

RAPE ANGLE, FTW

[Volchok]

LOL forgot Bret was even still doing the interview.

[Corndad]

Id laugh if Blackman kicks Cenas ass lol

[Corndad]

I will cry if this angle is the way they turn Santino Heel

[Volchok]

Jericho is owning this whole thing.

[ClockShot]

This is a hell of a interview.

[Corndad]

Is Shelton turning gay?

[ClockShot]

WHAT THE HELL!?

[KingofOldSchool]

Charlie and Shelton = the new Billy and Chuck

[Volchok]

"Worlds Gayest Tag Team"

[KingofOldSchool]

So by the end of the night we could have a RAPE angle and a HOMOSEXUAL angle.

[Corndad]

damn theres even an Angle sighting!

[ClockShot]

To be honest. That's the right answer.

[KingofOldSchool]

KURT ANGLE IS ON RAW WITH THE TNA TITLE

ZOMG

[Volchok]

Figures, Cena isnt there so they have to do a video package for him.

[KingofOldSchool]

They are afraid everyone will forget about Cena if they don't show them somehow on the show.

[KingofOldSchool]

SNITSKY

[ClockShot]

Oh. Snitsky.

[Volchok]

haha, beat Kennedy last week, gets jobbed this week.

[Linkbowler]

Super Crazy needs to win this.

Why? Because he is SUPER! and CRAZY!

[Corndad]

Watch Crazy get killed here and completely make Kennedy look like shit lol

[ClockShot]

YOU'RE SUPER!

YOU'RE SQUASHED!

YOU'RE SUPER SQUASHED!

[KingofOldSchool]

Snitsky's higher on the food chain.

[Linkbowler]

Snitsky's using the Meltdown now. Bryan Clark must be so proud.

[Volchok]

Dude, wtf his teeth are like.... orange.

[KingofOldSchool]

Dude, wtf his teeth are like.... orange.

lots and lots of orange soda

[Gerard]

That was a good line from Jr, "lack of disrespect" :rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

That was a good line from Jr, "lack of disrespect" :rofl:

ORTON NEEDS TO SHOW MORE DISRESPECT BAH GAWD!11!1!!!

[ClockShot]

Triple H. With good music this time.

[Corndad]

I love this theme lol

[KingofOldSchool]

BRING BACK DA POLKA DOTS!1!!!

[Volchok]

Yeah the Amewican Dweam.

[Volchok]

Seriously I could listen to Rhodes talk all day when i'm baked.

[KingofOldSchool]

Seriously I could listen to Rhodes talk all day when i'm baked.

I could listen to Dusty talk all the time while I'm baking cookies.

[ClockShot]

Oooooooooh. Cut off.

[Corndad]

damn they finnally got a good question and had to cut him off lol

[St. Jimmy]

Dusty! :love:

[Gerard]

Orton might be getting a leson on how to use the mic, Rhodes can own him on the mic all day long. :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton's been a baaaaaaad boy.

[St. Jimmy]

He's DISRESPECTIN THE DREAM.

[Gerard]

Me farting into a mic could own orton all day long...:shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

Orton needs to end up eating a Bionic Elbow.

[Corndad]

Texas Bull Rope baby.

[St. Jimmy]

OH SHIT.

[KingofOldSchool]

BULLROPE MATCH :eek:

[ClockShot]

Wow.

Who's gonna get it?

[KingofOldSchool]

OH SHIT

[St. Jimmy]

Cody's gonna fuck him up.

[ClockShot]

Ahhhhhhhhhh. I was hoping one of them would get RKO'd.

[Corndad]

He's just a common man...

[St. Jimmy]

I hope Triple H does return tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

PREDICITION: Cody Rhodes is going to win the IC Title from Umaga

[James Steele]

Cody chant FTW

[ClockShot]

Interview is over J.R.

[St. Jimmy]

Sweet! PISSBREAK.

[KingofOldSchool]

LONDON FTW

[KingofOldSchool]

Sweet! PISSBREAK.

:foc:

[St. Jimmy]

I'll care when one of them can cut a Promo.

[St. Jimmy]

Symatics. <_<

[Volchok]

How did I know Shelton was gonna lose?

[Corndad]

Well looks like its the World's Gayest Tag Team.

[Corndad]

Crazys gonna getowned again lol

[Volchok]

Goooooooooo Kennedy, Send his ass back over the border.

[Corndad]

Oh damn Mickie.

[KingofOldSchool]

WTF is Torrie's music playing

[Volchok]

Well looks like its the World's Gayest Tag Team.


This is a registerd trademark, owned by me. So I expect some royalties from the use of it. :shifty:

[Corndad]

im usually pretty on top of these things, i have no idea who they are gonna slide into the Main Event

[KingofOldSchool]

Kennedy's just mad that he couldn't get the job done last week.

[St. Jimmy]

Buttseckz gonna happen.

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMN

[St. Jimmy]

HOMOS....



DAMN!

[ClockShot]

LOL!

[KingofOldSchool]

MICKIE FOR CHAMP

[St. Jimmy]

Ron lost quite a bit of Body Mass.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie's the champ...




of my penis.

[St. Jimmy]

Why don't they just use Mickie's music? Candice's sucks.

[KingofOldSchool]

BETH PHOENIX IS BACK

THE GLAMAZON

[Corndad]

Beth Phoenix!!! the hell?

[Linkbowler]

Wow, Beth Phoenix finally comes back.

[ClockShot]

Whoa. The return of Beth Phoenix.

[Corndad]

If Mickie takes the pin Im gonna be pissed.

[KingofOldSchool]

You guys actually remember her???

I'm shocked.

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope they divulge the reason why Beth hates Mickie so much.

[Corndad]

Its called Trish Stratus JR

[KingofOldSchool]

If Mickie takes the pin Im gonna be pissed.

Well just stay away from anything that isn't tacked down.

[mrslackalack]

And beth is a heel for no apparant reason other than she has previous beef with Mickie

[mrslackalack]

I thought it would be Jillian at first as Melinas partner so I was suprised

[KingofOldSchool]

And beth is a heel for no apparant reason other than she has previous beef with Mickie

That and 99% of the fans won't remember her so it's all a moot point anyway.

[ClockShot]

Double A!

[mrslackalack]

Tonights RAW kinda feels like an extended Heat with some of the talent that has been on here.

[starfox8500]

Tista vs Khali

In an inferno match, no not who gets on fire first, but who can create fire first!

[mrslackalack]

Pay homage to Arn Anderson!

[Volchok]

What was the whole thing with her and Mickie? I honestly don't remember. I know Mickie was Trish's stalker but that's about it.

[mrslackalack]

99 percent of the WWE writers prolly dont remember what Beth Phoenix did in the first place

[Volchok]

I'd mark out so hard if Triple H returned tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

and the best part of Raw. TRIPLE H MONTAGE.

[KingofOldSchool]

What was the whole thing with her and Mickie? I honestly don't remember. I know Mickie was Trish's stalker but that's about it.

Beth got injured before they got that far into their storyline.

[ClockShot]

HHH/Booker feud in the future?

[St. Jimmy]

Regal vs. Sandman. TECHNICAL MASTERPIECE.

[KingofOldSchool]

HHH/Booker feud in the future?

Booker was already buried by him.

Time to move on to other guys, like Kenendy.

[Corndad]

ROFL at "Villian" on regals tights

[St. Jimmy]

I love Regal's tights. "Villian"

[St. Jimmy]

Carlito just got cracked in the face. Then regal.

[Corndad]

Booker was already buried by him.



WM 19 style.

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL at "Villian" on regals tights

Next week Cena's going to come out with "Good Guy" on his pants.

[mrslackalack]

Regal for GM!

[Volchok]

Wasn't Ashley Trish's bitch for awhile against Mickie? But seriously WTF did Beth do during her time in the WWE!?????

[Corndad]

Well so much for no Cena lol

[mrslackalack]

The storyline was that Beth blamed Mickie for trying to ruin her life and she claimed Mickie was pyscho

[Corndad]

Wonder if they even mention why he's on show

[ClockShot]

Ah. And we were almost home free too.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wasn't Ashley Trish's bitch for awhile against Mickie? But seriously WTF did Beth do during her time in the WWE!?????

She feuded with Mickie. Trish brought her in to freak Mickie out because Beth and Mickie had a "history."

Of course Beth got injured before we could find out what that was.

[mrslackalack]

Mickie meanwhile, said that her and Beth were friends in elementary school but Beth became mean, it wasnt that long after that was when Beth got hurt.

[Xerzes]

Sweet, a midget hitting something with lightning. That has a lot to do with acne.

[mrslackalack]

After Beth got healthy WWE sent her back to OVW

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie meanwhile, said that her and Beth were friends in elementary school but Beth became mean, it wasnt that long after that was when Beth got hurt.

I don't recall Mickie saying that.

But that still doesn't explain what caused Beth to want to get revenge on Mickie.

[Volchok]

Ohhhhhh yeah, It was kinda like Little Johnny, They hyped it but no payoff to find out what it was.

[Corndad]

A Lashley video too?

[St. Jimmy]

Yes, push Lashley down our throats. That works amazingly.

[Xerzes]

Oh good. A Lashley montage. We certainly didn't see enough of those on several months of ECW.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lashley needs to go back to wearing those white trunks.

[mrslackalack]

The only guesses I can think of right now for Lashleys tag partner is a legend like Foley, or a suprise return like HHH or Rey

[Volchok]

Beth wants revenge on Mickie because she fucked Beths boyfriend maybe?

[KingofOldSchool]

WHAT

Why is Lawler trying to compare him to Hilton?

[St. Jimmy]

I would fuck Beth and Mickie. At the same time perhaps? WHO KNOWS.

[ClockShot]

What if that last call got through?

[St. Jimmy]

Without having lost it? He lost it to Vince... <_<

[mrslackalack]

SPOILER



CENA WINS

[St. Jimmy]

Also, why do dogs need a Championship?

[Corndad]

Yup. Didnt even mention why he was on the show

[KingofOldSchool]

I would fuck Beth and Mickie. At the same time perhaps? WHO KNOWS.

I DON'T KNNNOOOOWWW!

[St. Jimmy]

the GAB theme sucks ass.

[mrslackalack]

As much as WWE tries to hype Lashley he still gets no reaction at all from the crowd, at least Cena gets boos and cheers from the little kids and women

[Volchok]

What was the last call on Larry King? Did they ask the question or did they start to and got cut off?

[KingofOldSchool]

Without having lost it? He lost it to Vince... <_<

But he won it back and didn't lose it since winning it back.

[St. Jimmy]

... Why is Kane getting a title shot?

[ClockShot]

Come on Triple H.

[St. Jimmy]

I hope Lashleys partner is someone great. PLEASE.

[KingofOldSchool]

... Why is Kane getting a title shot?

Because Trips wanted Kennedy to become F-U/Pedigree fodder on Raw.

[Corndad]

What was the last call on Larry King? Did they ask the question or did they start to and got cut off?

basically why the WWE has completely wrote Benoit out of it's history

[mrslackalack]

I hope Sharmell dont get on the mic

[FourFifty]

I would fuck Beth and Mickie. At the same time perhaps? WHO KNOWS.

I DON'T KNOWWWWW!!! [/Luger]

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY HE SHUT UP

[St. Jimmy]

... Please?

[Corndad]

Jeff Hardy?

[KingofOldSchool]

GAY

[starfox8500]

:rofl: LOL

[St. Jimmy]

..... OH MY GOD, FUCK THIS SHIT.

[St. Jimmy]

Look, the TV is off. Goodnight all.

[St. Jimmy]

Let me know when Kennedy wins.

[mrslackalack]

LOL HARDY

[Volchok]

basically why the WWE has completely wrote Benoit out of it's history


Oh thanks.


And wtf how gay is this.

[starfox8500]

so we've got vinilla ice, wayne brady, king bookah, and god?

[Corndad]

They couldnt find anyone other then Jeff Hardy. Wow.

[ClockShot]

This just killed RAW.

[BigDaddyCool]

Jeff Hardy? For ceral?

BTW, my broad does a perfect Sharmell impression. "King Bookaaaaaa!"

[KingofOldSchool]

Let me know when Kennedy wins.

:wave: