10,000 BC

[Jura]

Looks interesting. I don't think there's been a movie quite like this but I could be wrong. Premise:

"Epic tale that centers on three stages in the development of primitive man, as seen through a 21-year-old hunter from a primitive tribe who must hunt mammoth to survive. "

Here's the trailer:

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809724938/video/3317950/standardformat

[YOUR Hero]

Looks kinda cool, I must say, it best not be portraying itself in anyway as real history, because it is not. I know, I was there.

[diothoir]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060782/

I bet this was like 100 times better.



:shifty:

[Kris P Lettus]

Yeah, this looks sweet..

Are they going to speak?? If so, what laguage?? Is it gonna be subtitled??

[Mr Regal]

Looks really good. However nobody said a word.

Now if they speak and sound like they are from california i will change my opinion......well lets be honest, it just doesn't work does it.

[Shadow]

If I don't see some cavewoman boobies I'll be a sad sad panda.

[Gonzo]

This movie sucked.

[Kris P Lettus]

Give us a better review man.. I was looking forward to seeing this ish..

[YOUR Hero]

I think I'll still go.

[Avenger]

GONZO'd

[ct2k]

So what is it like Ice Age with real life actors?

[Gonzo]

The movie was so cliche. A couple parts they really could have drawn you in, but was anticlimactic. Could have been one of those epic flicks, but failed miserably. I don't even want to waste my time getting into a real review, just trust me and don't waste your time.

[Gonzo]

Here:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10000_bc/

[YOUR Hero]

so there words are your words. OK.

[Gonzo]

No, but its what I would say if I cared to review the movie. I mean, I don't care if you go see it. I'm just trying to save you the regret, $10 and 2 hours of your life.

[Gonzo]

OK FINE. Just for YOUR Hero.

This movie has many terrible cliches common of bad adventure movies. Classic and overused story of man chasing down women he loves who is captured by a baddie. Thats not necessarily bad in and of itself. This movie does not differentiate that plot enough to make it seem like it isn't cookie cutter. There are a few spots of action in the movie, but in all honesty are not exciting at all. In a movie like Gladiator, Braveheart or 300 the action is intense and is entertaining. The fighting in this movie fails to deliver on all grounds. The conversations that the characters have is absolutely terrible. Probably the most boring, uninteresting, shitty dialogue ever. I could have come up with it. The bad guy gets no build up what so ever. There is a shitty little minion bad guy that I guess you can hate, but not really. The main bad guy gets no build up so you can't hate him. The movie is anticlimactic in a couple parts big time. It builds up as if you expect something good to actually happen then the whole thing ceases. Its just a bad, uncreative adventure movie. It could have been fucking awesome, but it was terrible. The historical accuracy (of which there was none) sucked. You couldn't really feel the plight of living in 10,000 BC because it was done so shitty.

[Requiem]

Tell us what you really think, Gonzo.

[Downunder]

It looks pretty terrible to be honest.

I don't think I'll waste the bandwidth

[FakeLaser]

Looks horrible to me.

[YOUR Hero]

OK FINE. Just for YOUR Hero.

This movie has many terrible cliches common of bad adventure movies. Classic and overused story of man chasing down women he loves who is captured by a baddie. Thats not necessarily bad in and of itself. This movie does not differentiate that plot enough to make it seem like it isn't cookie cutter. There are a few spots of action in the movie, but in all honesty are not exciting at all. In a movie like Gladiator, Braveheart or 300 the action is intense and is entertaining. The fighting in this movie fails to deliver on all grounds. The conversations that the characters have is absolutely terrible. Probably the most boring, uninteresting, shitty dialogue ever. I could have come up with it. The bad guy gets no build up what so ever. There is a shitty little minion bad guy that I guess you can hate, but not really. The main bad guy gets no build up so you can't hate him. The movie is anticlimactic in a couple parts big time. It builds up as if you expect something good to actually happen then the whole thing ceases. Its just a bad, uncreative adventure movie. It could have been fucking awesome, but it was terrible. The historical accuracy (of which there was none) sucked. You couldn't really feel the plight of living in 10,000 BC because it was done so shitty.

thank you :D

[Blitz]

Was pretty bad. Boring as fuck characters and just awful dialogue. Some of the effects were pretty decent tho. Still not worth the price of admission.

[U-Warrior]

How was the trailer for the hulk?

[Blitz]

It did not play at my screening.

I did see the new Speed Racer trailer. Hottttt.

[Kris P Lettus]

Damn yousss...

I am about to go smoke like 3 joints and am going to see this..

:foc:

[Gonzo]

Damn yousss...

I am about to go smoke like 3 joints and am going to see this..

:foc:

Don't do it. Actually, you may find it hilarious stoned. Could go either way though.

[Kris P Lettus]

:(

[The Mask]

isn't it from "THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW"?

that's all i needed to know to know it would be a huge piece of shit.

[YOUR Hero]

which one was that... The sudden ice age one?

[The Mask]

yessir

[Kris P Lettus]

Yeah, I smoked 3 joints and rented Beowulf instead...

Should've seen it in 3D at the theater..

:drool:

[Shaggy]

Went and saw this yesterday with my cousin and his girlfriend....

It was probably one of the worst films I have ever seen....

The only thing that made this movie worth sitting through was that we were the only three people seeing the movie at that time so we decided to do our own little mystery science theater...