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The Naitch
07-15-2007, 05:42 PM
Alone in a dark alley

Discuss

Disturbed316
07-15-2007, 05:44 PM
I'd gore him, with a real bull.

The MAC
07-15-2007, 05:47 PM
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Gerard
07-15-2007, 06:06 PM
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:rofl:

McLegend
07-15-2007, 08:05 PM
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This is the best MacGyver post of all time, and it will never be topped

311
07-15-2007, 08:14 PM
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:D

Ministry9006
07-15-2007, 08:14 PM
I'd put my balls in his mouth.

Mooияakeя™
07-15-2007, 08:23 PM
I'd pull him aside and tell him that the APA may be breaking up and that Jericho is rumoured to be jumping ship to the WWF.

Xero
07-15-2007, 08:42 PM
[B][url=]Don't stop BELIEVIN'! Hold on to THE FEELIN'! Streetlight PEOPLE. DON'T STOP




































































BAHGAWD STUNNER ON MATT BOONE!

BigDaddyCool
07-15-2007, 09:45 PM
This is assuming I know what he looks like?

sulzerdrone
07-15-2007, 10:02 PM
Remind him that fist can be a verb.

BigDaddyCool
07-15-2007, 10:45 PM
Remind him that fist can be a verb.

Someone listens to th Bloodhound Gang.

owenbrown
07-15-2007, 10:50 PM
This is the best MacGyver post of all time, and it will never be topped

I agree. :y: :D

sulzerdrone
07-15-2007, 10:56 PM
Someone listens to th Bloodhound Gang.

indeed :y:

mrslackalack
07-15-2007, 11:04 PM
LOL at MacGyver

mrslackalack
07-15-2007, 11:06 PM
Id do these 5 things if I seen Boone

1. Tell him does he know that Benoit is dead?
2. Did you report this tragic news this weekend?
3. Tell him I heard Macho Man Randy Savage has signed back with WWE
4. Told him I have seen some UNREAL thong shots of Maria
5. Shake his hand and then WHAM Stone Cold Stunner on Boone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kane Knight
07-15-2007, 11:23 PM
Laugh at him.

SammyG
07-16-2007, 05:38 AM
Call him a jackass

chrisat928
07-16-2007, 05:57 AM
Kick him in the balls 1000 times for everything he's gotten wrong.

Impeccable
07-16-2007, 06:19 AM
I would calmly point out that Shannon Moore and other mid to low card jobbers are not HUGE STARS and that if they are released by a company, it does not warrant a link/fake porn pics in said article.

I would also confiscate his caps lock button.

Londoner
07-16-2007, 09:16 AM
Call him a cunt


Fixed. :y:

James Steele
07-16-2007, 10:09 AM
I'd offer him a limo ride...

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/hbk-BOOM.gif

owenbrown
07-16-2007, 11:34 AM
I'd offer him a limo ride...

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/hbk-BOOM.gif
Writer: Wait, Shawn!!! Don't hit that but-
BOOM!

Shawn: oops... :|

Xero
07-16-2007, 11:49 AM
MattBoome.com

DAMN iNATOR
07-16-2007, 01:06 PM
I'd kill him then grab his money and run...

True Brit Grit
07-16-2007, 01:19 PM
To quote St. Jimmy from one of the best posts I've read in my short time on here, I would 'fucking stab him in his fucking face. That'll fucking teach him!'

As a fellow journalist he makes me sick. I really do want to give him a punch in his face. Not a huge one, just a short little punch right in his face.

weather vane
07-16-2007, 01:48 PM
I would have no idea what he looks like. If I somehow found out it was him I would talk to him and laugh at all the people who get so worked up over him.

CYCLOPTERSAURUS
07-16-2007, 09:29 PM
Is Matt Boone a robot, or just a douchebag? Why is he allowed to post the news here? Anyway, if I knew what he looked like, I would kill him.

Xero
07-16-2007, 09:36 PM
A. I posted a picture of him a while ago.

B. He's 'here' only because Triple A doesn't give a shit to take the RSS feed from WrestleZone off and let someone else take over. He doesn't actually post for us.

FourFifty
07-16-2007, 10:16 PM
Two words- Man Rape

KingofOldSchool
07-16-2007, 10:20 PM
I da break his back and da fuck him da ass. I da make him humble!

Mooияakeя™
07-17-2007, 01:41 PM
This is assuming I know what he looks like?

http://radio.mmanews.com/images/boonebig.jpg

http://radio.mmanews.com/images/combat.gif

Slow
07-17-2007, 02:36 PM
Shi't, he looks like me in my youth. I'm gonna have to burn all my photo albums now

RVDmark
07-17-2007, 10:09 PM
I'd offer him a limo ride...

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/hbk-BOOM.gif

Properly funny :)

I'd kill him in the alley and then announce his death using wikipedia.