View Full Version : What would you do if you saw MATT BOONE on the streets?
The Naitch
07-15-2007, 05:42 PM
Alone in a dark alley
Discuss
Disturbed316
07-15-2007, 05:44 PM
I'd gore him, with a real bull.
The MAC
07-15-2007, 05:47 PM
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Gerard
07-15-2007, 06:06 PM
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:rofl:
McLegend
07-15-2007, 08:05 PM
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This is the best MacGyver post of all time, and it will never be topped
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:D
Ministry9006
07-15-2007, 08:14 PM
I'd put my balls in his mouth.
Mooияakeя™
07-15-2007, 08:23 PM
I'd pull him aside and tell him that the APA may be breaking up and that Jericho is rumoured to be jumping ship to the WWF.
[B][url=]Don't stop BELIEVIN'! Hold on to THE FEELIN'! Streetlight PEOPLE. DON'T STOP
BAHGAWD STUNNER ON MATT BOONE!
BigDaddyCool
07-15-2007, 09:45 PM
This is assuming I know what he looks like?
sulzerdrone
07-15-2007, 10:02 PM
Remind him that fist can be a verb.
BigDaddyCool
07-15-2007, 10:45 PM
Remind him that fist can be a verb.
Someone listens to th Bloodhound Gang.
owenbrown
07-15-2007, 10:50 PM
This is the best MacGyver post of all time, and it will never be topped
I agree. :y: :D
sulzerdrone
07-15-2007, 10:56 PM
Someone listens to th Bloodhound Gang.
indeed :y:
mrslackalack
07-15-2007, 11:04 PM
LOL at MacGyver
mrslackalack
07-15-2007, 11:06 PM
Id do these 5 things if I seen Boone
1. Tell him does he know that Benoit is dead?
2. Did you report this tragic news this weekend?
3. Tell him I heard Macho Man Randy Savage has signed back with WWE
4. Told him I have seen some UNREAL thong shots of Maria
5. Shake his hand and then WHAM Stone Cold Stunner on Boone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kane Knight
07-15-2007, 11:23 PM
Laugh at him.
SammyG
07-16-2007, 05:38 AM
Call him a jackass
chrisat928
07-16-2007, 05:57 AM
Kick him in the balls 1000 times for everything he's gotten wrong.
Impeccable
07-16-2007, 06:19 AM
I would calmly point out that Shannon Moore and other mid to low card jobbers are not HUGE STARS and that if they are released by a company, it does not warrant a link/fake porn pics in said article.
I would also confiscate his caps lock button.
Londoner
07-16-2007, 09:16 AM
Call him a cunt
Fixed. :y:
James Steele
07-16-2007, 10:09 AM
I'd offer him a limo ride...
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/hbk-BOOM.gif
owenbrown
07-16-2007, 11:34 AM
I'd offer him a limo ride...
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/hbk-BOOM.gif
Writer: Wait, Shawn!!! Don't hit that but-
BOOM!
Shawn: oops... :|
DAMN iNATOR
07-16-2007, 01:06 PM
I'd kill him then grab his money and run...
True Brit Grit
07-16-2007, 01:19 PM
To quote St. Jimmy from one of the best posts I've read in my short time on here, I would 'fucking stab him in his fucking face. That'll fucking teach him!'
As a fellow journalist he makes me sick. I really do want to give him a punch in his face. Not a huge one, just a short little punch right in his face.
weather vane
07-16-2007, 01:48 PM
I would have no idea what he looks like. If I somehow found out it was him I would talk to him and laugh at all the people who get so worked up over him.
CYCLOPTERSAURUS
07-16-2007, 09:29 PM
Is Matt Boone a robot, or just a douchebag? Why is he allowed to post the news here? Anyway, if I knew what he looked like, I would kill him.
A. I posted a picture of him a while ago.
B. He's 'here' only because Triple A doesn't give a shit to take the RSS feed from WrestleZone off and let someone else take over. He doesn't actually post for us.
FourFifty
07-16-2007, 10:16 PM
Two words- Man Rape
KingofOldSchool
07-16-2007, 10:20 PM
I da break his back and da fuck him da ass. I da make him humble!
Mooияakeя™
07-17-2007, 01:41 PM
This is assuming I know what he looks like?
http://radio.mmanews.com/images/boonebig.jpg
http://radio.mmanews.com/images/combat.gif
Shi't, he looks like me in my youth. I'm gonna have to burn all my photo albums now
RVDmark
07-17-2007, 10:09 PM
I'd offer him a limo ride...
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/hbk-BOOM.gif
Properly funny :)
I'd kill him in the alley and then announce his death using wikipedia.
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