GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMMIT

[KingofOldSchool]

Source: WrestlingObserver.com

Edge has a torn pectoral muscle from taking a bad bump during the Mardi Gras angle on the Smackdown show that aired on Friday. He is expected to miss some time. The plan had been to keep him as the top star on SD! for the time being so he is a little ticked off that the injury came now.

The plan was for a Battle Royal to determine the new champion. The winner of the Battle Royal will make their first title defense on Sunday's Great American Bash in San Jose.

This could always change as they are writing SD! as we speak.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well I no longer need to watch Smackdown, I just hope they did what they did with Kurt Angle in early 2006 and move Kennedy back to Smackdown and win the World Title.

[Mooияakeя™]

OMFG.

Quick draft Kennedy back over. I dunno how. Say he was injured when the draft was made, he paid someone off... JUST FUCKING DO IT.

Please don't just whack it on anyone. (ala BATS). KANE would be good chasing. SHOCK US! Gvie it someone we don't expect! Hardy? Dykstra? Just anything.

Oh man. I can see it now. Bats vs Kane vs Kahli for the title. OMFG. BOoooooooring.

[Theo Dious]

MVP for World Champ! BALLIN!!!

[McLegend]

SD is cursed

[Juan]

:nono:

[Theo Dious]

SD is cursed

I made a topic about this a while back.

[Theo Dious]

Honestly, I hope Vince is at Chris Jericho's front door. On his knees. With his chapstick ready.

[Slow]

Worst. News. EVER.

Come on HHH, Smackdown needs you! Failing that, maybe it's mark henry's time to shine... :shifty:




Rey can just stay away

[McLegend]

It's seriosuly true.

Look at all thierpast champions or almost Champions

Batista=was injured
Eddy Guerro= Very sadly dead
Kurt Angle=No longer with the company
Rey=Injured
Booker= Don't think anything happend to him.
Batista= Was never the same after he came back from that injury and had a terrible title reign
Undertaker=Serious injury
Edge=Serious injury

It's clearly cursed

[Slow]

At a crisis like this, all eyes are on Funaki

[Juan]

I have this sick feeling in my stomach that Kahli is gonna win the strap via the battle royal...

[Theo Dious]

Booker= Don't think anything happend to him.


Um, he was out for quite a little time with an injury.

Also you forgot JBL, who is retired now.

[Theo Dious]

At a crisis like this, all eyes are on Funaki

Didn't somebody say that if Edge and Kane both went out, Funaki would be next in line for the strap?

I SMELL SMACKDOWN CONSPIRACY NUMBA ONE!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Honestly, I hope Vince is at Chris Jericho's front door. On his knees. With his chapstick ready.

I can see it now.

Kennedy returns to Smackdown and wins the Battle Royal and he's celebrating with the World Title. And Teddy Long comes out and announces that Kane won't be challenging Kennedy at the Great American Bash. Well Kennedy breathes a sigh of relief because he won't have to face Kane. Long tells Kennedy not to be too relaxed because he found a more than suitable replacement.

*lights go out*

*the countdown appears*

*BOOM*

*CHRIS JERICHO APPEARS*

[Mooияakeя™]

DarthTedious is right.

Either Jericho should be being begged, or MVP is ballin' at the top!

Heck, I'd even say, get down to RVD's cartoon shack or whatever it is and get him on the earliest plane! - Jeez, i'd take anything but what I just know they'll do. Bats Bats Bats. Fused with Khali and Kane.

[Kane Knight]

Edge sucks. Smackdown just got 20000000% better.

Also, with all these injuries, perhaps we should revisit the Wellness Policy...Or does some other cocaine addicted steroid abuser need to die in his hotel room?

[Kane Knight]

Didn't somebody say that if Edge and Kane both went out, Funaki would be next in line for the strap?

I SMELL SMACKDOWN CONSPIRACY NUMBA ONE!!!

FUNAKI SMACKDOWN NUMBA ONE CONTENDA

[McLegend]

Um, he was out for quite a little time with an injury.

Also you forgot JBL, who is retired now.
Yeah that's what I thought about Booker T, but I wasn't completly sure.

JBL's time took place before the curse. However I am willing to change my stance on JBL if I can be given some evidence.

[Jura]

Because Smackdown! is The Rock's show baby and until he appears on it again the curse will not be lifted.

[KingofOldSchool]

But since Jericho won't come back this soon, I hope Kennedy goes back to Smackdown so I won't have to feel obligated to watch Smackdown anymore.

[Renaissance man]

Kane deserves the title. More than anyone else. The nonsense the man had to endure is shocking!

[Slow]

Ah what the hell, give it to Finlay, this's the only chance he'd ever get a title shot.

Better yet, Paul Burchill.
Better yet, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RGWhat316]

I don't believe this crap again. It almost seems like karma for Edge since he won the title off Taker's injury, and now someone else is gonna win the title off of his injury. Dammit, why doesn't Cena ever get injured?? It's always the good champions that have to take an injury leave.

[Kane Knight]

Because Smackdown! is The Rock's show baby and until he appears on it again the curse will not be lifted.

That's what they said about the Red Sox.

So we've got another 84 years to go...

[KingofOldSchool]

I don't believe this crap again. It almost seems like karma for Edge since he won the title off Taker's injury, and now someone else is gonna win the title off of his injury. Dammit, why doesn't Cena ever get injured?? It's always the good champions that have to take an injury leave.

Because Cena is usually the lightest worker this side of Hogan.

[Mooияakeя™]

Well...

He's 'roided up:
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/bio/4749380 (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/hardcoreholly/bio/)

I doubt he'll become 17 TIME, 17 TIME, 17 TIME WOOOOOOOOO:
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/bio/4750722 (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/ricflair/bio/)

That leaves only one man... Smackdown's latest superstar:
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/bio/4936942 (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/kingleonidas/bio/)

NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

[Slow]

Hopefully he'll come back as a face. I don't like him as a face, cuz of how brilliant a heel he is, but maybe then he won't job to people left right and centre, and can get the title back cleanly

[Theo Dious]

Yeah that's what I thought about Booker T, but I wasn't completly sure.

JBL's time took place before the curse. However I am willing to change my stance on JBL if I can be given some evidence.

You mentioned Eddie, who was champion before JBL.

[Londoner]

AH shite. Bollocks. Fuck. Might aswell kill off SD right now, who would want to be the champ with the history it has with wrestlers being injured? Maybe this is Gods way of saying END THE FUCKING DRAFT!

[Slow]

provided no-one jumps ship...

looking at the roster, Bats is gonna feud with khali, mvp is us champ, hardy is chasing him, cruiserweights aren't gonna be main eventers.

Kane is the logical choice, not having anyone to feud with
Chris Masters is'nt in a major feud, could do a johnny nitro
Finlay is'nt in a major feud, but has no charisma
Mark Henry isn't injured. Yet.
Rey could return early
Holly. No. just no.
Chuck Palumbo - too soon

Kane Masters or Henry i reckon. hopefully if they do a battle royal it'll be a 'masterpiece' of a match. cough.

[D Mac]

How about FINLAY?

[D Mac]

If Mark Henry wins it I will never watch Smackdown again.

[McLegend]

You mentioned Eddie, who was champion before JBL.
See now I think it started with Batista coming over to SD. Now Eddy was supposed to win the title like the day before he died.

So when Batista came over to SD to me is the beginning of the curse.

[KingofOldSchool]

provided no-one jumps ship...

looking at the roster, Bats is gonna feud with khali, mvp is us champ, hardy is chasing him, cruiserweights aren't gonna be main eventers.

Kane is the logical choice, not having anyone to feud with
Chris Masters is'nt in a major feud, could do a johnny nitro
Finlay is'nt in a major feud, but has no charisma
Mark Henry isn't injured. Yet.
Rey could return early
Holly. No. just no.
Chuck Palumbo - too soon

Kane Masters or Henry i reckon. hopefully if they do a battle royal it'll be a 'masterpiece' of a match. cough.

If they even had a nugget of thought into giving Masters the World Title, I would seriously boycott the company.

And that's not something I throw around like a lot of people here.

[Londoner]

Ah fuck, that means no matt/edge feud.

[D Mac]

Ah fuck, that means no matt/edge feud.

good

Matt = ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[ttetf]

Although it would never happen, I think Lashley should win the battle royal and then face Cena for a title unification match at GAB. I don't really give a fuck who wins that match, but only care that there would once again be only one major title again (And no, I don't consider ECW a major title). I still think having two cheapens the whole concept...

[KingofOldSchool]

According to PWInsider, Mark Henry, Batista, and Matt Hardy are the front runners to take the strap tonight.

I just pray it's Matt.

[Londoner]

Matts matches have been impressive lately.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>We'll probably find out tonight on WWE.com

Whenever a huge title change occurs, they report it on the spot.</font>

[Londoner]

According to PWInsider, Mark Henry, Batista, and Matt Hardy tog et injured next.

I just pray it's Henry

Fixed.

Edit: Ooh, neg rep for a light hearted joke? Lighten up Koos. Seems you're taking things to seriously.

[McLegend]

They should hold the battle royal at the GAB.

That makes sense to me.

[Nervous Ferret]

Well gosh diddly darn, at least give him a 7

[Slow]

I'd laugh so much if Matt Boone, the Uber Heel won the title

[Slow]

Then i'd shoot him.

[Corndad]

Damn. Least gonna get one right for Tipsters lol

[Theo Dious]

According to PWInsider, Mark Henry, Batista, and Matt Hardy are the front runners to take the strap tonight.

I just pray it's Matt.

According to Matt Boone you can read more at ProWrestlingPoopHole.com along with naked pictures of Edge's great aunt.

[Shaggy]

If Matt Hardy got the belt tonight I would mark out like crazy....then laugh at the fact that he got the heavyweight strap before his more popular brother.

[Theo Dious]

If Matt Hardy got the belt tonight I would mark out like crazy....then laugh at the fact that he got the heavyweight strap before his more popular yet far less reliable brother.

[Innovator]

If Hardy wins it, they got a built in storyline with Edge when he comes back, or a jealous sibling

[Theo Dious]

See I would love to see Matt and Jeff run wild over their respective brands. Jeff taking the title off Cena would be fan-damn-tastic.

Quick, someone freaking whack Lashley in the kneecap with a lead pipe.

[Slow]

If Hardy wins, it shows that Edge's karma has come back to haunt him, but as i said before, he may have stole his best friend's girlfriend, but his best friend was matt hardy, so it's ok

[Londoner]

See I would love to see Matt and Jeff run wild over their respective brands. Jeff taking the title off Cena would be fan-damn-tastic.

Quick, someone freaking whack Lashley in the kneecap with a lead pipe.

In the words of Koos: 'Even joking about someone getting injured is pretty dickish of you' prepare for a neg rep from him!

[Innovator]

See I would love to see Matt and Jeff run wild over their respective brands. Jeff taking the title off Cena would be fan-damn-tastic.

Quick, someone freaking whack Lashley in the kneecap with a lead pipe.The girl pop would be so immense everyone's ear drums would burst

[Slow]

Even when it's injuring a no-charisma no-personality no-mic skills waste of air time?

[Theo Dious]

In the words of Koos: 'Even joking about someone getting injured is pretty dickish of you' prepare for a neg rep from him!

I'm not saying he should get injured.

I'm saying someone should take his ass out.

Jeff Hardy as WWE champ would be fucking hilarious.

[Theo Dious]

Ok, ok, fine then.

Somebody go plant three tons of weed in Lashley's locker then.

For you sensitive types.

[Slow]

Ok, ok, fine then.

Somebody go plant three tons of weed in Lashley's locker then.

For you sensitive types.

I'm on it!

[FourFifty]

In times like this we need a savior.....
THE MESSIAH!!!!!!







Or Gary Broslama.

[Theo Dious]

I'm on it!

... you're going to go and plant the weed, or are you just telling me that you yourself are on weed? :wtf:

[Slow]

Either way, i'm gonna have fun tonight

[Theo Dious]

Lashley: What a great match that was. I shall now open my locker to retrieve my street... clothes...

*opens locker and three tons of dandelions fall on him*

Slow: Dandelions are weeds.
Me: That is SO not what I meant.
Slow: What, you thought I was gonna waste three tons of perfectly good crop?! Who's the high one here?!

[PepperCarrotMan]

It's gonna be Batista, Kane or Hardy in that order of likelyhood.

Henry has about as much of a chance to win it as Randy Savage.

[FourFifty]

They could give the title to Gary Broslama and it'd still be cooler than Cena as champ.

[Theo Dious]

BREAKING NEWS: SAVAGE TO RETURN TO WWE TONIGHT, WIN TITLE???
[>>PICTURES OF SAVAGE'S 14 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND TAKING IT IN THE BUTT!! HAWT AS HELLL!!!]

[Anybody Thrilla]

Chris Masters is the CLEAR choice here. And no, I will offer no evidence to support my claim.

[FourFifty]

Thank You Mr. Boone....

[Slow]

Lashley: What a great match that was. I shall now open my locker to retrieve my street... clothes...

*opens locker and three tons of dandelions fall on him*

Slow: Dandelions are weeds.
Me: That is SO not what I meant.
Slow: What, you thought I was gonna waste three tons of perfectly good crop?! Who's the high one here?!

:lol: :y:

[James Steele]

Kane should get the belt.

[IC Champion]

I believe D-Lo Brown tore his pectoral muscle back in 98 and wore a chest protector, he never missed any time.

[Splaya]

I can see it now.

Kennedy returns to Smackdown and wins the Battle Royal and he's celebrating with the World Title. And Teddy Long comes out and announces that Kane won't be challenging Kennedy at the Great American Bash. Well Kennedy breathes a sigh of relief because he won't have to face Kane. Long tells Kennedy not to be too relaxed because he found a more than suitable replacement.

*lights go out*

*the countdown appears*

*BOOM*

*CHRIS JERICHO APPEARS*

If this happens, or Jericho just wins the thing in general somehow, I swear to God I will apologize for all the bad comments I made about the WWE in the past 5 years. EVERYTHING

[addy2hotty]

Another fucking Battle Royal to determine the champ?

Tournament you dick weed writers....tournament. GIVES YOU TIME TO WORK THINGS OUT AS OPPOSED TO RUSSSSHHHHHING IT.

OOOOOHHHH WHAT A RUSH!

[FourFifty]

They should do what they did with the IC belt one time.

Battle Royal on SmackDown, last two people fight for the title later on.
If we were further out from a PPV I'd say do a tournament, but since it's the last show before a PPV...
They could use this to hype up the Bash.
"Unlike the last PPV, there will be a new champ!"

[addy2hotty]

They should do what they did with the IC belt one time.

Battle Royal on SmackDown, last two people fight for the title later on.
If we were further out from a PPV I'd say do a tournament, but since it's the last show before a PPV...
They could use this to hype up the Bash.
"Unlike the last PPV, there will be a new champ!"

Greatest IC title situation ever IMO. Loved the way Razor and Martel abused each other in the ring at the end.

My pick for the last two - Kane and Hardy. Kane gets rid of Batista - costing him the title, which he makes up for at the GAB by Gaytista Bombing Kane allowing Matt to win.

Kane goes evil, Gaytista carries on dancing, and you have a 'big time' Summerslam NON-TITLE match.

[chrisat928]

It's all JBLs fault. He held the title for over a year and when he lost it he cursed SD. It was supposed to effect Cena but he went to RAW, and the curse doesn't travel, so every SD Champion has gotten injured since JBL held the title.

[FourFifty]

Or make it a triple threat match for the title....

Kane was going to face Edge at the Bash, so he's in there by default. The last two people in the battle royal.... Matt Hardy and Gary Broslama.

[PepperCarrotMan]

I have an idea.

Matt Hardy wins a tourney for the title and as is celebrating on the floor (cause he won it with his last bit of power), Khali's music hits. Khali grabs a mic. "Uarghahhgaha KHALI FIND uahfghgatgh waaaargh!". Khali's Translator says, "Khali found this Money In The Bank briefcase backstage and would like to cash it in right now.

Teddy Long's music plays.

Teddy Long : Now wait jus a minute playa. You don't FIND a money in the bank briefcase, you earn it!

Khali : Uargha uhahaha *brain chop*

Translator : The Great Khali has just earned his money in the bank briefcase.

Khali gets in, chop, powerbomb to Matt Hardy, Big Boot. 1-2-3. New Champ.

Khali celebrates by doing gyration dances to his music and his translator claps his hands and nods his head.

[Jordan]

Smackdown still has a lot of choices obviously...

My number one choice would be Matt Hardy, as long as I have watched WWE they have never given an undercard worker like Matt Hardy a run at the top. He has a huge fan base and would be a surprise draw, he could even lead to higher ratings. Plus we could get Matt v.s Rey for the title at Summerslam which would be pretty good I imagine.

Number 2: Kane, obvious choice. Kane deserves it and like Hardy it would create something new an interesting the only problem I have is who is he going to face at Summerslam? Batista? This could work very well and is a believable SS main event. But other than Batista there are not many choices.

Choice 3? Batista/Great Khali - Khali would work he will always be over due to his size and he is pretty good. Batista can do the job we all know that but it will feel like we have seen it before. It could be interesting to see Khali take the title and feud with Batista to Summerslam.

I'M HOPING FOR HARDY!

[Fox]

McMahon Loses His Mind

(Inside Mr. McMahon's office. Vince McMahon is on the phone.)

MCMAHON: "Well, Jesus, fuck, it's just a pectoral! He has another one god damnit, doesn't he?! Make him use his other one! ... uh uh.... uh uh... you don't say... really? Sounds painful. Well listen, let Edge go fucking cry to some doctor in Canada where he gets his <mocking> 'free medical care,' and tell him to hurry his ass up in rehab."

(He hangs up. Stephanie and Triple H walk in.)

STEPH: Dad, what are we going to do about Smackdown? It's MY baby you know. My baby is dying, daddy.

MCMAHON: I know, sweetie, we're going to take care of it. Hunter!

HHH: Huhng?

MCMAHON: I need you to draft over to Smackdown and win the World Title tonight, pronto.

HHH: Uhh, sorry Vince. I'm still hurt, remember? My quad, and all that.

MCMAHON: Oh. What about Shawn? Or that nigger, Cena?

STEPH: Um...

HHH: Shawn is hurt too, Vince. And Cena's white, and he's the WWE Champion. You can't move him to Smackdown. That wouldn't make any sense. Unless you wanted to end this stupid roster split...

MCMAHON: No, no, no, we're not ending anything. Okay. Well let's just have Benoit win the title.

STEPHANIE: ...Chris is dead, daddy. He killed himself. Remember? It was in the paper.

MCMAHON: I don't read 'the paper,' unless it's WWE Magazine, you know that. Well look, who do we have?

STEPH: Front runners are Mark Henry, Great Khali, Batista, and Matt Hardy.

MCMAHON: God, I think I'm going to kill MY self.

HHH: You should.

MCMAHON: What?

HHH: Nothing, pops.

STEPH: I think if we push Batista really hard again, we can get him over with the fans.

HHH: Pfffft.

STEPH: Shut up, Hunter. Really, Daddy, we just have to give him another chance.

MCMAHON: I'm made of money, honey, not chances. Let's go with Matt.

STEPH/HHH: WHAT?!?!

MCMAHON: What?!

STEPH: Dad, you can't-

MCMAHON: WHAT?! WHAT?! Ha ha ha. I love Austin... for that bit, you know. WHAT?! Ha ha ha.

STEPH: ....

HHH: Vince, really, Matt Hardy?

MCMAHON: Matt Hardy?

HHH: Yeah, Matt-

MCMAHON: WHAT?! Ha ha ha! Works every time. Alright, you two go, get the hell out of my office, go make me some more big strong grand kids; grandSONS, preferrably.

(They leave. The phone rings. It's)

DAVE LAGANA: Vince, who's going to win the World Title tonight? I need to know so I can -

MCMAHON: WHAT?! Hahahaha

[apokalypse7]

MVP for World Champ! BALLIN!!!

fucking a right!!!


I marked when he did that gay assed ballin elbow on that bitch Hardy...

[Londoner]

Gonna be Khali it seems...

[apokalypse7]

If Hardy wins it, they got a built in storyline with Edge when he comes back, or a jealous sibling


Just like the had the built in Edge/Kennedy storyline....

[Jordan]

Khali is a good choice.

[SammyG]

...Naw it's not.

[Jordan]

I think so.

[Rob]

Khali is a good choice.

:y: :y: Well done.

[Juan]

I have this sick feeling in my stomach that Kahli is gonna win the strap via the battle royal...


http://www.dubcc.com/forum/Smileys/blue/puke.gif

[Mooияakeя™]

I can see it now...

PIKZ OF KAHLI WINNING TITLE ON SMACKDOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA. CLIK FOR MORE >>>>

Only to show loads of text and that it was won with the slam thing of dooooom. no pics at all.

[apokalypse7]

When did people jump on the Indian Cock Sucking Train?


Just months ago, EVERYONE was loathing this piece of shit.
WE were all wondering how could he be in the title hunt with SuperCena, now it's cool for him to have the B show strap???


Fuck.

[apokalypse7]

quick! call Jericho, Rock, Xpac, Christian, Brock, Goldberg, Hart, Sting,
whoever... if we have to suffer through a Khali reign longer than six days.

I guess if Vinny Mac throws enough shit at a wall something will stick! I'm all for another VKM title run, now.

[Jura]

There's a lot of Khali fans here. You're new here. I'll let it slide. Water slide.

[mrslackalack]

At least Batista can start getting title shots now that Edge is not the champ. But it sucks that 7 of the best guys are gone for some reason for most of 07 (Edge, HBK, Taker, Rey, HHH to injury, Benoit tragedy and RVD leaving.)

[mrslackalack]

I wonder if they will do Khali vs Rey for the WHC now at Summerslam? Giant vs little man.

[apokalypse7]

There's only enough room for two super ME's

Cena and Lashley