New World Champ. ***SPOILERS... I guess... who cares, it's on WWE.com***

[Rob]

Yeah~!

[Fignuts]

say what

[Jordan]

We got two other threads bro! But yes, FUCK YES.

[SammyG]

Fuck. Prove it.

[darkpower]

source: PWInsider.com


WWE's plan at the moment is to have The Great Khali win the WWE World Championship at tonight's SmackDown tapings once Edge vacates it due to his pectoral tear injury. There will be a Battle Royal later in the show and the winner of the match will win the title.


Furthermore, the match between Khali & Batista at the Great American Bash will now be a title match.

[SammyG]

So it hasnt happenned yet. Or has it. whatever. Fuck that. I think KHALI is hilarious and shit, but Batista better win the title at the Bash.

[Jordan]

No way keep Batista off the title for a bit, maybe til Summerslam. Plus if Khali loses his first defense that will make him look bad.

[KingofOldSchool]

Once again, Kane gets fucked over.

[Jordan]

Very true, I feel bad for him big time. Big hoss, nobody likes him.

[Juan]

:nono:

How can you guys not be pissed? I know the cool thing to do nowadays is to praise Kahli, but GOD DAMMIT....

[Jordan]

who cares about anything else being cool is what matters duh lol4lyf3&nwo2

[Jura]

Who is this Kahli you speak of?

[Splaya]

NO NO NO NO. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, DO U WANT TO JUST DESTROY MY SPIRIT. EDGE TEARS HIS PEC AND THEN 12 HOURS LATER AFTER FINDING OUT THEY PUT THE TITLE ON THE KHALI.


Wait a minute, The Curse of SD.

*runs away giggling*

[KingofOldSchool]

Watch Edge's injury not be a tear, but just a strain.

[Splaya]

Yeah they should always get a 2nd opinion now a days

[Shaggy]

FUCK!!!...I have never wanted to stop watching wrestling more than I want to right now...Now I dont wanna watch Raw or Smackdown anymore...

That leaves ECW with the only show I wanna watch....ECW!!!!...What has this world come down to.

[Jordan]

I don't care what you want to watch :)

[Shaggy]

So does this mean that Kane will be put in the Khali Vs Batista match with the title now on the line?....Or are they just gonna throw out the whole Kane is the #1 contender thing?

[IC Champion]

Thats a spoiler fuck face.

[Kane Knight]

Can you watch wrestling less than "not at all?"

[The Naitch]

The WHC gets tossed around like Instant Classic at a black gangbang

[KingofOldSchool]

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j227/riccolbert/460b71e5.jpg

[Dorkchop]

I was about to post that, KooS. I like how the belt is clearly photoshopped on.

[Sepholio]

Funny how everyone is saying Khali is the champ already when it is simply mentioned on ONE website (albeit a credible source) that it is the plan to make Khali champ. But it also says this plan is subject to change.

So, how does anything PWInsider reported make Khali the champ already? And how in the hell do they figure Kane isn't goign to be apart of this whole scenario somehow? Are we just supposed to forget he exists or something?

This place needs some better news reporters or something, definately not the sensationalist psychics they have running this circus now.

[James Steele]

TRIPLE THREAT ELIMINATION EXPLODING BARBWIRE SCORPION BROKEN GLASS PIT DEATHMATCH

[KingofOldSchool]

Funny how everyone is saying Khali is the champ already when it is simply mentioned on ONE website (albeit a credible source) that it is the plan to make Khali champ. But it also says this plan is subject to change.

So, how does anything PWInsider reported make Khali the champ already? And how in the hell do they figure Kane isn't goign to be apart of this whole scenario somehow? Are we just supposed to forget he exists or something?

This place needs some better news reporters or something, definately not the sensationalist psychics they have running this circus now.

Funny that it's on WWE.com

[James Steele]

Khali is marketable. but they should make the winner of Bats/Khali face Kane or something.

[Sepholio]

Well, big whooppee, still doesn't detract from the fact that theres a lot of other nonsense around here, and the original post was made before he won the belt.

Also, does anyone have the results yet? I'm more concerned with who Khali is facing at GAB than him actually winning the title, as I'm hoping he won't hold onto it for long.

[James Steele]

I guess they are hoping this will help ratings.

[Corkscrewed]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

This is classic. If SD wasn't a joke before, it is now. But ya know what? I don't care. This is a hilarious joke. And I like Khali in the same way everyone loves the retarded cousin of the family.

[Kane Knight]

I was about to post that, KooS. I like how the belt is clearly photoshopped on.

It's the same size it is on Rey Rey!

[KingofOldSchool]

I guess they are hoping this will help ratings.

They are banking on the epic Khali/Iron Sheik match at Summerslam.

[The Naitch]

*RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR(

*CHOP*

*RHHHHAAAAAR*

*CHOP*








*DONG*

[KingofOldSchool]

They also mention on WWE.com that Batista will take on Kane in the main event of Smackdown to determine who faces Khali at the Bash.

[RVDmark]

I don't watch smackdown so I am not bothered. Khali being drafted was a godsend for me. Shame about Edge though, a long run is what he needed to become cemented in the main event.

[The Naitch]

you no good piece shit motherfvucker

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/5079670

There is an official picture from the show.

[Splaya]

So? It's so cold around Michigan right now. This is what it's gonna feel like when hell freezes over

[The Naitch]

photoshopped

[Innovator]

AWESOME

no more reason to watch Smackdown

[KingofOldSchool]

The translator/my former math teacher looks more excitied about this than Khali is.

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/5079670
LOL, he's holding it upside down...

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/5079670
LOL, he's holding it upside down...

Bah it's not the first time someone has done that.

[Londoner]

Hahaaha, just adds to the gimmick!

[Xero]

Khali: RAAWHHHH! KHALI RAH LA PRAHHH RAAAWWHHH!

Translator: The Great Khali says that he is going to EAT the very fabric which this belt rests on! And STEW the very metal of which it is constructed! And FEED it to the hungry people of his country!

[Xero]

Bah it's not the first time someone has done that.
I probably wouldn't have pointed it out if it were anyone else...

[Xero]

...Except Lita...

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali: RAAWHHHH! KHALI RAH LA PRAHHH RAAAWWHHH!

Translator: The Great Khali says that he is going to EAT the very fabric which this belt rests on! And STEW the very metal of which it is constructed! And FEED it to the hungry people of his country!

Well as long as it's justified.

[Londoner]

Khali should hold the belt upside down everytime, just for laughs.

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/5079670
LOL, he's holding it upside down...

The fans behind Khali look like they are enjoying themself.

[The Naitch]

Batista new champ at The Bash

[The Naitch]

also since when did Heyman (aka Kepal Desai) become Khali's mouthpiece?

[apokalypse7]

Oh



MY


GOD.

Why not just import Lashley or Kennedy IN if they won't put the strap on Bats? I don't Really wanna see a bats face reign, but I don't want to see ANY Khali Reign. Let MVP win the strap and be king of FRIDAYS?

Let little bastard win the belt with the shaleighlei, or what ever they call that irish stick....

Let Earl fucking hebner run in and win the belt, but NOT FAGGOT ASSED KHALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xero]

Al Snow should have returned and given head...













































...The pinfall...

:shifty:

[Shaggy]

Batista new champ at The Bash

:'( God I hate Smackdown

[apokalypse7]

KOOS what is your deal? do you live to neg rep? why hit me for just my opinion?

I'll take the high road, thank you for letting me know that my humble opinion matters to such a mighty and magnificent poster such as your self....


i like red more than green anyway.

[Corndad]

So does Kane not have a match at the bash now or what? They didnt even make it a three-way?

[The Naitch]

they erased Kane

[apokalypse7]

They do that a lot...

We'll rush an angle with Kane/Edge, have Kane do his mind games, then run in, and injure the only worker on the B show worth a crap....

THEN, we won't even use him for the title match he was scheduled for!

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Nark Order]

photoCHOPPED

[Blitz]

Awful.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's official...

Kane vs. Batista vs. Khali...at the BASH

[RGWhat316]

Well, I'm not watching SmackDown now. This is the worse news I can hear about.

[mrslackalack]

TRIPLE THREAT BATTLE OF THE MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xero]

You know, I was going to say it's not TOO terrible, but yeah, that is a really terrible main event. I actually thought about getting the Bash earlier today. Needless to say that's been shot down.

[Mooияakeя™]

I expect Khali will retain. To at least give him some credibility as a Cena wannabe.

[Kane Knight]

You know, if they hadn't fired Droz, he'd look like a good alternative right about now.

[GD]

AWESOME

no more reason to watch Smackdown

:y:

Man I hope they don't remove Kane from the title picture. I would rather see the WrestleMania rematch with the title on the line rather see Dave Batista vs Khali.

[Mercury Bullet]

FUCK






























FUCK!

[FourFifty]

Watch Edge's injury not be a tear, but just a strain.

Isn't that how Kennedy lost the Money in the bank? An overhyped injury?

[St. Jimmy]

AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA

[FourFifty]

Oh, by the way....

WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining Kahli's title win, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!

Now I know Kahli is confirmed, he is my favourite wrestler, hearing his damn music hit would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "SmackDown major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until The Bash is over, see you all July 23rd.

[St. Jimmy]

Also: :rofl:

[Savio]

I probably wouldn't have pointed it out if it were anyone else...Golddddberggggggg golddddberggggg

[Sepholio]

Well I guess PWInsider was somewhat wrong, seeing as they didn't completely ignore Kane. Hopefully he wins at GAB.

Also, KoOS is a pussy, he actually spread enough rep around to neg rep me twice in a row because I think the reporting around here is shite half the time. Not that I'm the only person who thinks that, but whatever. Also, his first neg rep counted 5 points, and his second counted 34, what's up with that? Did it give him extra swing or something because he's on the rag?

Let's go for a three-peat.

[Blue Demon]

:'( God I hate <s>Smackdown</s> wrestling in general right now.

[Skippord]

My mouth started bleading horribly as I read this

I literally vomited rage

[Corkscrewed]

Poor Kane. :lol:

KHALI RULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLES YOU!!! :rofl: :rofl:

[Rob]

Funny how everyone is saying Khali is the champ already when it is simply mentioned on ONE website (albeit a credible source) that it is the plan to make Khali champ. But it also says this plan is subject to change.

wwe.com
Wrestling Observer
F4Wonline

That's 3 websites.

And when WWE puts it on it's website, it's immediately ceases to be a spoiler.

[Rob]

Who the fuck changed my fucking thread title too? Pussies.

[Mr Regal]

Kahli Vs anyone = Boooooooooorrrrrrring

But he is really big, and has an incredible finisher so I guess it's a good decision.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fuck, this is pure shit on a shit casserole. Honestly, they want someone to be World Heavyweight Champion, why not just have Kane announced the new Champion, as he is #1 Contender? Plus Kane is the most talented hoss in their hoss-filled main event. I would have killed for a Kane vs. Finlay Smackers main event at The Bash, but instead we get this shit.

Kane is the best choice to win at The Bash, but he won't, because the WWE would have placed the belt on him straight away if they had any plans to do the right thing here. Khali will probably pin Kane, and this shit with Batista will continue. Fuck this. Batista winning would even be preferable at this stage. I'm thinking Khali retains over Kane, and I'm going to get even more depressed when I think of SmackDown!, and how it has fallen from grace.

[Mr. Nerfect]

By the way, the World Heavyweight Championship currently means nothing to me. There have been some amazing Champions, but Khali winning the belt has knocked it off from World Title level, in my view. The man is not World Champion material. Mark fucking Henry would have been better.

[SammyG]

Rofl. I am still laughing at this.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can understand why some people are laughing, but ew. That the WWE is comfortable making this guy a World Champion is just sad.

[Tommy Gunn]

FFS, who writes this shit?

Khali is greener than Lashley when he won the ECW Title. These title switches make no sense.

If only Raw didn't criple Smackdown in the draft, we could have had King Booker win the title almost a year exactly since he took it from Rey, leading to a Booker vs. Rey rematch at Summerslam! I mean, this shit writes itself! The WWE go out of their own way to write illogical stuff that kills heat and pisses off the IWC. :p

[Avenger]

Oh my god... wrestling is so fucking shit right now.

[Theo Dious]

Oh my god... wrestling is so fucking shit right now.

Yeah, like there's been a title change in the last five years where someone didn't say that. :roll:

[Rob]

By the way, the World Heavyweight Championship currently means nothing to me. There have been some amazing Champions, but Khali winning the belt has knocked it off from World Title level, in my view. The man is not World Champion material. Mark fucking Henry would have been better.

How is he? Khali has been built like a machine and nobody even remembers his losses.

[The Naitch]

http://www.himachal.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/glitterati_dalip_singh_20050606.jpg

http://www.babyface.it/Dalip%20Singh%20aka%20Great%20Khali.jpg

http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/71932063.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19396908EAF14430D35BD5CEBB54852A49399BAE3CE1F397053

http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/specials/khali.jpg

[Mooияakeя™]

"Khali just pwned your ass" <---- Should be his "catchphrase".

His girl looks like an indian Lillian / Ashley mix.

[James Steele]

His girl looks hot.

[St. Jimmy]

I love SmackDown!.

[Rob]

His girl looks hot.
:y:

[James Steele]

I heard Khali brags in the locker room about how his wife is an snake charmer.

[Rob]

He can brag about anything but nobody understands him. But that is what is so great about him.

[James Steele]

MVP: You did what to her ass?

Khali: AAWHHHH! KHALI RAH LA PRAHHH RAAAWWHHH!

Ron Simmons: DAMN!

[Mr. Nerfect]

How is he? Khali has been built like a machine and nobody even remembers his losses.

How is Mark Henry better? Henry can actually head to the ring without me falling asleep. Honestly, Khali's entrance alone bores me to shit. Henry is also better in the ring, and his promos can actually be deciphered.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He can brag about anything but nobody understands him. But that is what is so great about him.

I still maintain that no one understanding him is what makes him awful.

[St. Jimmy]

Out of everyone on SmackDowns roster, Kahli was definitely the right choice.

[Mooияakeя™]

All joking apart, she must be battered downstairs

[SammyG]

holy shit she's hot! KHALI GET PUSSY RAHH

[Rob]

How is Mark Henry better? Henry can actually head to the ring without me falling asleep. Honestly, Khali's entrance alone bores me to shit. Henry is also better in the ring, and his promos can actually be deciphered.

Khali enters like he is told too.

Henry is probably better in the ring but I prefer Khali. At least he is new.

Khali is 20 times better on the mic.

[CSL]

<font color=white>I have a mate who 'deciphers' his promos. They don't really make sense. Just a lot of swearing. Which is cool. Khali could have been in the original ECW and have his translator say what he's really saying.</font>

[SammyG]

lol, wwe.com has a story up on how all the Smackdown Champs are Cursed, and are comparing it to the Madden jinx. KHALI IS NEXT

[apokalypse7]

Let us all pray...............

[The Naitch]

I don't think that's his girl. I think she's an actress for some show on CW or something

they are at a CW event

[El Fangel]

AWESOME

no more reason to watch Smackdown

[The Naitch]

I could be wrong though

[CSL]

<font color=white>It looks like he's all "YOU...MY BITCH" and she's just too scared to say shit.</font>