The official ECW thread 7/17/07

[BigDaddyCool]

So far they have been having a Punk v Burke match for like the 8 billionth time. The crowd is so quiet for it. It is kinda funny in a tragic sort of way.

[Londoner]

SPOILER:

CENA...er...PUNK WINS!

[Innovator]

The crowd chants for Punk, then dies...then chants for Punk...then dies

[KingofOldSchool]

The crowd chants for Punk, then dies...then chants for Punk...then dies

And most of that is when Burke is on offense.

[BigDaddyCool]

Taz just said beuatiful side suplay. Hahaha, this coming from the Human Suplay Machine.

[KingofOldSchool]

BIG FLOPPY V

[Innovator]

Up Next...BIG DADDY V

[Corndad]

Evenin Fellas.

[KingofOldSchool]

$4 says it's Big Floppy V vs. Stevie Richards

[Shaggy]

Wasnt the best match the two have had together...

And wasnt it gonna be Cor Von against Punk but Cor Von didnt make it?

Anyways...im curious to see what this whole Johnny Nitro thing is about. Is he really gonna leave ECW and go to Smackdown now?

[McLegend]

Khali winning the title took a lot of the crowd... I guess.

[KingofOldSchool]

Anyways...im curious to see what this whole Johnny Nitro thing is about. Is he really gonna leave ECW and go to Smackdown now?

Probably just one of those "I don't want to wrestle for ECW because the hardcore style will ruin my good looks" storyline.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wooooooooooooo, Saggy Tits McGee, I mean Big Daddy V. I don't care for that name...to close to BDC. Fuck BDV.

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali winning the title took a lot of the crowd... I guess.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/5079670

Look at those fans behind Khali, what gave you that idea??

[Linkbowler]

I really like the Punk v. Burke matches, just wish there was a little more variety to the ECW shows. Flipping between this and the Tour de France because of it.

[BigDaddyCool]

Them pimping John Cena v. Bobby Lashley crap. It is kinda gay.

[Shaggy]

Probably just one of those "I don't want to wrestle for ECW because the hardcore style will ruin my good looks" storyline.

True...I just hope he doesnt leave ECW...Nobody would of said this a few weeks ago...but Nitro is one of the best things to happen to the New ECW.

[BigDaddyCool]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/5079670

Look at those fans behind Khali, what gave you that idea??

Awesome.

[KingofOldSchool]

True...I just hope he doesnt leave ECW...Nobody would of said this a few weeks ago...but Nitro is one of the best things to happen to the New ECW.

He's not leaving ECW at this point.

[KingofOldSchool]

Big Floppy V is going to get a Slick Jery Curl.

[BigDaddyCool]

Boogen best kick some Big Daddy V ass.

[Shaggy]

I never knew untill last week that Viscera actually had Tattoos on his arms...

[KingofOldSchool]

TIM STORMAN!

STORMAN NORMAN!

[Corndad]

Hes one big mofo

[Linkbowler]

OK, who's got floppier man-tits: BDV or Flair?

[Shaggy]

DAMN...You cant even get jiggle like that at the titty bars...

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL at the way Big Floppy V's titties hang down

[BigDaddyCool]

Mabel needs to wear a shirt.

[KingofOldSchool]

I think Vader should come back and kick BFV's ass for stealing his hand sign.

[Loose Cannon]

He reminds me of Abby

[Shaggy]

Be funny as hell if the censors had to censor Big V from the waste up...

[BigDaddyCool]

BDV pisses BDC off.

[Linkbowler]

Vader'd trip on the way in.

[KingofOldSchool]

I just watched a slo-mo replay on my DVR of Big Floppy V pounding his chest. The jiggling of his fat is hypnotic.

It was telling me to eat McDonald's every day, three times a day for one year.

[apokalypse7]

Mable needs to wear a Cholostomy bag,

He's a walking "before" picture....


they should put together a video package dealing with his Gastric Bypass...

[KingofOldSchool]

He reminds me of Abby

If Abby saw that, he'd chase you down the street with a fork.

[McLegend]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/5079670

Look at those fans behind Khali, what gave you that idea??
Yeah I honestly have no idea.

[Linkbowler]

HOO-RAH!

[Exyle]

"Chicks dig me..."

*Camera shot to a bored female fan.*

Nice point there, Miz.

[James Steele]

pissbreak

[Innovator]

Can someone show Kelly how to dance?

[KingofOldSchool]

Why am I watching Miz get a lap dance?

[James Steele]

:lol: @ Tazz's shirt.

[KingofOldSchool]

Johnny Nitro is going to change his name to Johnny Sci-Fi.

[mrslackalack]

Johnny ''Dont Call Me Monday'' Nitro

[Xero]

Be funny as hell if the censors had to censor Big V from the waste up...
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/bigdaddycensored1.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/bigdaddycensored2.jpg

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Dreamer got destroyed again

[James Steele]

lolz

[mrslackalack]

At least he goes home to Beulah every night

[Corndad]

Maybe they are moving Nitro over SD cause of all the injuries.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol the hell?

[Xero]

Johnny Flamingo?

[KingofOldSchool]

JOHNNY EXTREME

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG BILLY GUNN IS A PHOTOGRAPHER

[Innovator]

Johnny New Music

[Innovator]

John Morrison.....wow

[James Steele]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[Linkbowler]

John Morrison?

The hell? How much more generic can you get?

[KingofOldSchool]

John Morrison?

HA.

Nice.

[Innovator]

Oh god, Jim Morrison wants his look back

[Corndad]

I've been thinking. You realize how big of wrestling fans we all have to be put up with the crap they have been throwing us recently.

[KingofOldSchool]

I like it.

[James Steele]

ROFL

[James Steele]

I WAS ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT...AND I DIDN'T EVEN RUN!

[James Steele]

* * * HEEL HEAT * * *

[James Steele]

LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

You know with all of the drug stuff the company's been dealing with, I think the last thing you need is to give one of you main champions the name similar to one of the biggest druggie rockers of the 60s/70s.

[James Steele]

THIS IS AWESOME

*CLAP CLAP*

[Xero]

Charles Montgomery Punk

[Linkbowler]

You know, if they're going to give him a generic name, why not just let him use HIS OWN GODDAMN NAME?

[James Steele]

HERE COMES THE PUNK, COLE!

[mrslackalack]

If some1 said entering this yr that Nitro and Khali would both be world champs he would have prolly got laughed at and maybe some neg rep.

[James Steele]

Do some of you guys not know who Jim Morrison is?

[James Steele]

Is CM Punk going to change his name too?

[Xero]

Is it just me or is he trying to mask his normal accent? His voice sounds different...

[KingofOldSchool]

Chick Magnet Punk

[KingofOldSchool]

Do some of you guys not know who Jim Morrison is?

I know he is, hence why I got the reference.

[James Steele]

I didn't know Dusty Rhodes liked The Doors.

[Xero]

So his finisher is the Overdrive... Why the fuck does everyone use that now?

[Corndad]

so I thought last nights show ended terrible...

[KingofOldSchool]

Is CM Punk going to change his name too?

Phil Ramone?

[James Steele]

I know he is, hence why I got the reference.

I know you did. I was talking to the people who said it was just a shitty generic name.

[mrslackalack]

Come on baby light my fire!

[mrslackalack]

I was going to mention that either Nitro or Melina needed a new theme considering they have split and are on different brands.

[mrslackalack]

I guess some WWE Writer saw the story on how they are going to reopen the investigation into Jim Morrisons death and was like Johnny Morrison!

[James Steele]

so I thought last nights show ended terrible...

Just wait until you see the end of SD!

[McLegend]

It will be the pinnalce of wrestling in our lifetime

[mrslackalack]

Tony Schavione would have said it was the greatest week in the history of our sport.

[Jeritron]

LMAO. Anyone who attended the Smackdown/ECW event tonights might as well have been red carpet v.i.p for the Gooker Awards

[mrslackalack]

Matt Boone will have no less than 3 threads on Nitro changing his name. Then next week he will give us a reminder that Johnny Nitro is now Johnny Morrison.

[mrslackalack]

As well as a link that says Nitro is Jim Morrisons son lol

[KingofOldSchool]

As well as a link that says Nitro is Jim Morrisons son lol

<b><a href=http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/track/track.cgi?ryan>EXCLUSIVE: Pictures of John Morrison as a kid with his dad. CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHO HIS DAD IS. HINT: HE IS A DEAD ROCKER! SHOCKING!!!(>>)</a></b>

[Tazz Dan]

>>>>>100% REAL PICS OF JOHNY NITRO'S EVIL TWIN
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ATE NITRO IN WORLD TITLE CELEBRATIONS!!!!<<<<<< (http://www.germanscat.com)


:shifty:

[mrslackalack]

lol

[Xero]

Why did I click? I know better than that... Why God, tell me why I clicked that link? :'(

[Mooияakeя™]

Can someone show Kelly how to dance?

Happily. I'll show her anything, but she gotta do it back.

[Tommy Gunn]

Another crappy episode of ECW. It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't following 24 hours on from one of the worst Raws of the year.

Come on WWE, you are almost a month away from SUMMERSLAM, and what do we have to look forward to? Fucking JACKASS?

Let's hope after GAB we get something remotely interesting to watch.