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James Steele
07-19-2007, 10:38 PM
LOL

I know these are scripted and kayfabe'd like it is the 1950s but I wonder who wrote these. Lashley "said" some interesting comments.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/5087396

http://www.wwe.com/shows/thegreatamericanbash/matches/4081164111/headtohead/

Xero
07-19-2007, 10:39 PM
Number three looks like Lashley is admitting he's a shitty promo and that Cena is a shitty wrestler.

Xero
07-19-2007, 10:40 PM
Number 8 NEEDS to be Lashley's new catch phrase...

"I'M GOING TO BEAT... HIM... UP!"

James Steele
07-19-2007, 10:44 PM
I actually think Lashley might win this match. I said that about WrestleMania 22 and WrestleMania 23 but who knows.

Xero
07-19-2007, 10:47 PM
I think it's possible. With Triple H returning, it would make sense to bury Lashley instead of Cena.

In fact, I'm pretty damn sure that's the route they're going. Lashley holds the title until Unforgiven, dropping it to Triple H, in turn dropping it back to Cena at Mania.

Jura
07-19-2007, 10:49 PM
Lashley: Your time is up, my time is now. You can't see me *waves hand in front of his face*
Cena: Yeah, thats cause its night time.

mrslackalack
07-19-2007, 11:37 PM
lol

FourFifty
07-20-2007, 01:02 AM
*ahem*

AND YET SOMEHOW NOBODY CARES!!!

Thank you.

The Naitch
07-20-2007, 01:12 AM
I stopped reading that shit after #4

I swear they should've booked this feud a la Rock vs. Brock

James Steele
07-20-2007, 01:21 AM
Cena looks like a bigger douchebag than usual in the picture they used for that.

Corkscrewed
07-20-2007, 02:17 AM
If Lashley could have the charisma in real life that "he has" in those answers, he'd probably be more interesting.

James Steele
07-20-2007, 04:30 AM
I wouldn't mind one more JBL run.

Kane Knight
07-20-2007, 07:10 AM
LOL. What retarded shit.

darkpower
07-20-2007, 07:26 AM
So...Lashely is booked as "the heel" in this match? Cena's answers are more like "I have respect for him and I'll try my best, I think I can beat him," while Lashely is more like "I'm going to assrape him and whoever says otherwise can lick my 8-balls."

I'm somehow confused.

El Dandy
07-20-2007, 08:02 AM
They did not use the word "Lashley" at all in Number 7.

Mr. Nerfect
07-20-2007, 10:06 AM
LOL, literature Bobby Lashley is awesome. I've said this once, and I'll say it again: for a guy that women are meant to go crazy for, John Cena is one ugly fuck. Seriously, I can't be the only one that thinks that.

Stickman
07-20-2007, 12:54 PM
People go to WWE.com?

James Steele
07-20-2007, 01:31 PM
The less Lashley talk the better.

Mooияakeя™
07-20-2007, 02:00 PM
Lashley. 'Slightly' Repackaged. As an ego-maniac psycho black man who just wants to hurt ya. - *note: He could also be given some A-Team vidz to watch so he can learn to sound like B.A.*

"I'm the Über Beast and I'm here to dish out the pain"

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4176/uberbobbysv6.jpg

Jura
07-20-2007, 02:01 PM
Let it go please.