View Full Version : Disney owns WWE
Kane Knight
07-20-2007, 04:11 PM
As in "pwns."
WWE's been doing good in ratings, with the Tribute to Benoit and such, but as expected, since the ratings have gone down. Last week's Raw had one hour at 3.1 and one at under 2.8, the lowest of the top ten rankings.
5 of the ten shows were Disney shows, most of them Hannah Montana or Zack and Cody. No, all of them were. 4 showings of Zack and Cody were more watched than Raw.
And we're not talking like the Home Run Derby did, either. Or the Closer, which both drew phenomenal ratings.
So...How long until WWE starts hiring Disney writers?
Anybody Thrilla
07-20-2007, 04:13 PM
The Suite Life of John Cena
HHHannah Montana
darkpower
07-20-2007, 05:10 PM
She's 14, but I'd still fuck Ms. Cyrus in a SECOND.
Only I'd get Chris Hanson instead.
Kane Knight
07-20-2007, 05:53 PM
I'm relieved to not know what you're talking about.
I love how the Disney channel lives in it's own little world. They create their own stars and try to pass them off like they're a big deal, when no one outside their demographic knows, nor cares, who the fuck they are.
Oh.
Kane Knight
07-20-2007, 07:29 PM
I love how the Disney channel lives in it's own little world. They create their own stars and try to pass them off like they're a big deal, when no one outside their demographic knows, nor cares, who the fuck they are.
Oh.
:rofl: Vince must be green with Envy.
Mr. Nerfect
07-20-2007, 07:44 PM
I love how the Disney channel lives in it's own little world. They create their own stars and try to pass them off like they're a big deal, when no one outside their demographic knows, nor cares, who the fuck they are.
Oh.
:rofl:
Actually, you'd be surprised how much of the older pussy watches Disney shows. Trying to get back the innocence they lost in the back of a car, I guess. There have actually been times when I've even caught my dad watching Hannah Montana, intrigued by how Billy Ray Cyrus is involved in it, and then my nephew told him that the girl who plays his daughter is actually his real-life daughter. It was actually a very similar captivation to how he gets trapped occasionally in the WWE.
And I'll confess to having watched a bit of that Zack and Cody show, albeit only for the awesomeness that is Phil Lewis. Hooch is indeed crazy.
So yeah, it's not real surprise to me that Disney kicks the WWE's ass. John Cena is marketted to the Disney age bracket, but the kids and girls obviously prefer the real thing (fuck, if Phil Lewis is involved, so do I), so maybe the WWE will eventually realise that their best hope is to go for the 18-39 year old demographic? Nah!
Kane Knight
07-20-2007, 08:05 PM
Disney really does sell with chicks. Like the Olsen twins. Proving once and for all that chicks are dumb.
I'm pumped for High School Musical 2! I hope it's not just like the first one!
I don't know if you guys have ever heard any 7-10 year olds talk about the Disney channel, but it's honestly like listening to people talk about this whole other world that is paralell to our own. They talk about some of the Disney kids like they're the biggest fucking shit going.
Skippord
07-20-2007, 09:07 PM
She's 14, but I'd still fuck Ms. Cyrus in a SECOND.
Only I'd get Chris Hanson instead.
I would too
and it wouldnt be illegal either
mrslackalack
07-20-2007, 11:33 PM
Vince ''Instead of the Jackass crew I want that DAMN DONALD DUCK AND MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
Nervous Ferret
07-21-2007, 12:08 AM
:lol:
darkpower
07-21-2007, 04:45 AM
I would too
and it wouldnt be illegal either
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Mr. Nerfect
07-21-2007, 10:14 AM
Disney really does sell with chicks. Like the Olsen twins. Proving once and for all that chicks are dumb.
Exactly right.
And these are probably the same girls who buy into John Cena. Therein lies the WWE's problem competing with Disney. One of my key concerns when they pushed John Cena so hard early on, was that when it comes to choosing between John Cena and a Zac Efron, the girls are going to go with Efron nine times out of ten.
Kane Knight
07-21-2007, 10:29 AM
Exactly right.
And these are probably the same girls who buy into John Cena. Therein lies the WWE's problem competing with Disney. One of my key concerns when they pushed John Cena so hard early on, was that when it comes to choosing between John Cena and a Zac Efron, the girls are going to go with Efron nine times out of ten.
That's why Bring it On draws on nights when WWE doesn't.
Anybody Thrilla
07-21-2007, 11:30 AM
Come on, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is a fucking awful show. I have to watch it at work all the time (home health care for a MENTALLY HANDICAPPED PERSON) because my client loves it. It's terrible.
To be fair, though, he also loves wrestling.
The Suite Life of ABT and jura.
Kane Knight
07-21-2007, 11:52 AM
Come on, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is a fucking awful show. I have to watch it at work all the time (home health care for a MENTALLY HANDICAPPED PERSON) because my client loves it. It's terrible.
To be fair, though, he also loves wrestling.
Which says a lot about the quality of programming.
But let me ax you somethin', playa. How often do people bump GOOD shows into high ratings?
Anybody Thrilla
07-21-2007, 11:58 AM
I think Entourage does pretty well, and I think it's pretty good.
Anybody Thrilla
07-21-2007, 11:58 AM
The Suite Life of ABT and jura.
RATINGS
Kane Knight
07-21-2007, 12:15 PM
I think Entourage does pretty well, and I think it's pretty good.
So...one? Two?
Network and Cable ratings usually include Idol, Survivor: Whenever, a dozen nick shows, etc.
Anybody Thrilla
07-21-2007, 12:29 PM
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Skippord
07-21-2007, 01:35 PM
Come on, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is a fucking awful show. I have to watch it at work all the time (home health care for a MENTALLY HANDICAPPED PERSON) because my client loves it. It's terrible.
To be fair, though, he also loves wrestling.
rik isnt going to be happy you said that
addy2hotty
07-21-2007, 02:06 PM
WonderPets > Raw
Anybody Thrilla
07-21-2007, 02:23 PM
rik isnt going to be happy you said that
If Dylan Sprouse has an issue with me, he can come find me.
darkpower
07-21-2007, 04:13 PM
Here's the only show that I think is SO worth watching on Disney Channel:
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Anybody Thrilla
07-21-2007, 04:31 PM
The board really could have done without that post, darkpower.
darkpower
07-21-2007, 11:34 PM
The board really could have done without that post, darkpower.
Umm...which one...there's been over 2k posts from me. :lol:
mrslackalack
07-21-2007, 11:40 PM
Old School Nick>Disney
Old School Nick>Disney
Sky = Blue
We're playing "Obvious Observations" here, right?
darkpower
07-21-2007, 11:56 PM
OH, notice that I said ONLY Disney show worth watching...I only wish it was on somewhere where the show would get more respect (like CN).
It's called Kim Possible, man. It will NEVER get respect. Much like Justin Credible's demands for respect throughout his career. Where is that douche bag anyways?
WWE should move to HBO and just go REALLY fucking crazy. I'd like to see it. Even if only for like a month.
(RAW: LIVE on HBO!)
COACHMAN: Kennedy, I've had enough of this. Tonight, you face Umaga and Booker T in a 2-on-1 Handicap match! And it's no DQ!
MR. KENNEDY: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE TO YOU, THE ONE AND ONLY, MR. ASSHOLE LLLLLLLIIIICKER!!!
COACHMAN: Now, wait a minute!
MR. KENNEDY....LICKER!!!
(BACKSTAGE: Booker T approaches Coachman.)
COACH: Hey, Book.
BOOKER T: Don't "hey" me, nigga. Whatchu doin' puttin me up in your stupid handicap match tonight?
COACH: I need to teach Mr. Kennedy a lesson.
BOOKER T: You mean me? Me teach him a lesson? That's whatchu mean, ain't it nigga?
COACH: Now, Booker...
BOOKER T: I ain't your fucking slave, bitch, you oreo lookin' muh-fucka.
COACH: Now, Booker, I am the interim GM or RAW-
BOOKER T: Fuck you, nigga.
(Booker knifes Coachman in the gut and walks away quickly.)
Ratings!!!!!!!
94 SVT Cobra
07-22-2007, 12:37 AM
I'm pumped for High School Musical 2! I hope it's not just like the first one!
I don't know if you guys have ever heard any 7-10 year olds talk about the Disney channel, but it's honestly like listening to people talk about this whole other world that is paralell to our own. They talk about some of the Disney kids like they're the biggest fucking shit going.
Sig material right there, no questions asked
darkpower
07-22-2007, 05:53 AM
It's called Kim Possible, man. It will NEVER get respect. Much like Justin Credible's demands for respect throughout his career. Where is that douche bag anyways?
WWE should move to HBO and just go REALLY fucking crazy. I'd like to see it. Even if only for like a month.
(RAW: LIVE on HBO!)
COACHMAN: Kennedy, I've had enough of this. Tonight, you face Umaga and Booker T in a 2-on-1 Handicap match! And it's no DQ!
MR. KENNEDY: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE TO YOU, THE ONE AND ONLY, MR. ASSHOLE LLLLLLLIIIICKER!!!
COACHMAN: Now, wait a minute!
MR. KENNEDY....LICKER!!!
(BACKSTAGE: Booker T approaches Coachman.)
COACH: Hey, Book.
BOOKER T: Don't "hey" me, nigga. Whatchu doin' puttin me up in your stupid handicap match tonight?
COACH: I need to teach Mr. Kennedy a lesson.
BOOKER T: You mean me? Me teach him a lesson? That's whatchu mean, ain't it nigga?
COACH: Now, Booker...
BOOKER T: I ain't your fucking slave, bitch, you oreo lookin' muh-fucka.
COACH: Now, Booker, I am the interim GM or RAW-
BOOKER T: Fuck you, nigga.
(Booker knifes Coachman in the gut and walks away quickly.)
Ratings!!!!!!!
Justin Credible was able to wear a yellow jock strap without letting it get to him. That has to get SOME respect.
KP does have a massive cult-like following (anime-like), and has held it throughout the 4-5 years it's been on the air. One of the main characters is a wrestling fanatic and the writers write it like they are knowledgable about the business and don't just write it off as something silly.
Oh, and that makes me want to see WWE on HBO now...maybe have Bill Mahar "debate" JBL or something, too.
Corkscrewed
07-22-2007, 07:38 PM
Hey, shut up! Kim Possible is HOTTT!!!!!
:shifty:
Kane Knight
08-01-2007, 08:45 AM
This time around, TNT takes the top two spots, with the ENTIRE rest of the top ten being Disney or Nick.
WWE failed to get enough to rank even #10, which would require them to get 3.0 or better.
Vince, start dialing those Disney writers....
Mr. Nerfect
08-01-2007, 01:30 PM
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You know what's sad? I think a surprising number of Disney-watching girls would click Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Nerfect
08-01-2007, 01:33 PM
The WWE is really hurting themselves by fighting over the same audience that Disney already controls.
Anybody Thrilla
08-01-2007, 02:33 PM
I do home health care for a mentally handicapped 29 year old male. He loves Disney shows AND he loves WWE. When both are on simultaneously, he'll watch WWE all the way through.
I'm not sure what that means if anything, but I'm just saying.
Kane Knight
08-01-2007, 03:19 PM
The handicapped choose WWE. the children choose Disney.
Anybody Thrilla
08-01-2007, 03:40 PM
Well hand me my drool bucket.
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Anybody Thrilla
08-01-2007, 04:11 PM
Not funny.
Kane Knight
08-01-2007, 04:47 PM
it's hilarious
Nervous Ferret
08-01-2007, 07:00 PM
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The Optimist
08-01-2007, 07:46 PM
It wouldn't suprise me if WWE had already hired Disney writers, they already have ex-Nickelodeon writers don't they? I don't know if that's a step up or a step down, but it's really only one step in either direction if that.
Kane Knight
08-01-2007, 08:21 PM
It wouldn't suprise me if WWE had already hired Disney writers, they already have ex-Nickelodeon writers don't they? I don't know if that's a step up or a step down, but it's really only one step in either direction if that.
That was why I made the crack in the first place.
Kane Knight
08-02-2007, 12:36 AM
And Agents instead of CPRoducers, and spines, instead of Vince's nuts on their chins...
starfox8500
08-02-2007, 02:58 PM
Exactly right.
And these are probably the same girls who buy into John Cena. Therein lies the WWE's problem competing with Disney. One of my key concerns when they pushed John Cena so hard early on, was that when it comes to choosing between John Cena and a Zac Efron, the girls are going to go with Efron nine times out of ten.
70% of the time they went with john cena every time
*God, I love Anchorman"
Ruien
04-27-2008, 01:40 PM
Disney had the best show ever.
Boy Meets World.
After that it went down hill.
TerranRich
04-27-2008, 02:20 PM
Is this... actual SPAM?
Where are the authorities? We should get the same treatment that WWE forums got. ARREST THIS SPAMMER!
NeanderCarl
04-27-2008, 05:20 PM
Jesus. Let's all give Candee82 a warm, TPWW welcome.
*Neg reps*
NeanderCarl
04-27-2008, 05:20 PM
....except... I can't??
DarKCentaur
04-27-2008, 06:40 PM
As in "pwns."
WWE's been doing good in ratings, with the Tribute to Benoit and such, but as expected, since the ratings have gone down. Last week's Raw had one hour at 3.1 and one at under 2.8, the lowest of the top ten rankings.
5 of the ten shows were Disney shows, most of them Hannah Montana or Zack and Cody. No, all of them were. 4 showings of Zack and Cody were more watched than Raw.
And we're not talking like the Home Run Derby did, either. Or the Closer, which both drew phenomenal ratings.
So...How long until WWE starts hiring Disney writers?
Where are you getting this info from? Just curious.
Kane Knight
04-27-2008, 07:06 PM
....except... I can't??
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh Banned to the Bone....
Where are you getting this info from? Just curious.
You mean the ten month old data that was referenced when the post was first made?
Same place as usual. Nielsen Media Research's top ten.
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