The OFFICIAL Random Captions Thread.

[D Mac]

I say we make this the official random captions thread.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/valvenis/photos/photos/123005val1.jpg
Val: I agree.

[D Mac]

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg

You feel just like Wee Gooner!

[Mooияakeя™]

http://marktremonti.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/wwe_raw_038.jpg

"...and then they suggested Cena loses"

[darkpower]

http://marktremonti.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/wwe_raw_038.jpg
Just waiting for Lita to cum here so she can be subject to the 5-way gang rape she has always fantasized about.

http://www.absolute-playstation.com/gp2a/wwe_smackdown_4_shut_your_mouth_lr_1.jpg
The first inductee into the Vince McMahon "virtural grab my big-ass grapefruits from behind and still kiss my ass" club.

http://home.golden.net/%7Etekapo/redterror/wwe_umaga6.jpg
ESTRADA: NIPPLE!!!!

http://wwerulebreakers.tripod.com/wwe_gms_and_chairman/thumbnails/400x300/Vince1.bmp

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg
Here we see the white king forcing the black slave to REALLY start serving his king.


http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/condemnedstill1small.jpg
Steve Austin at war with whoever told him to accept this shitty movie.

(Hey, I tried. It's 6:10 AM here and I still have to sleep).

[D Mac]

Good job so far.

[Mooияakeя™]

http://www.midatlanticgateway.com/Resource_Center/gateway_remembers/1975_%20planecrash/wwe_feature/images/wwe_flair_TBS.jpg

Flair "and Batista did this to the whole writing team, now he's a fuckin god".

[FourFifty]

http://home.golden.net/%7Etekapo/redterror/wwe_umaga6.jpg
Armando: Shoot dis mahn in the ass, ah-ha!

[D Mac]

That's it? Dissapointing. :nono:

[Xero]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/condemnedstill1small.jpg
Austin: DAMMIT SID!

[D Mac]

Oh no you didn't :mad:

[RVDmark]

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg

Whether WWE covers it up with a microphone or not you still know its there.

[RVDmark]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/condemnedstill1small.jpg
Austin: DAMMIT SID!
Best one so far.

[RVDmark]

http://home.golden.net/~tekapo/redterror/wwe_umaga6.jpg
Estrada: This guy used to be Jamal.

[RVDmark]

http://marktremonti.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/wwe_raw_038.jpg
Not funny but just an observation. The guy in the middle looks like a 14 year old CM Punk

[D Mac]

Best one so far.

No it's not. :mad:

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg>
<b>Lashley:</b> I'm not gay. I'm not gay. Come on Bobby, pretend it's a girl. I'm not gay.

[Xero]

http://www.trumpsweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/donald-vs-rosie-wwe-01.jpg
WE LOVE YA BOBBY!

[loopydate]

http://marktremonti.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/wwe_raw_038.jpg

EDGE: And then I said "Sure! Why would I have a problem with you being the Rated X Superstar, Amy? I love TNA!"

[Crickets]

http://www.absolute-playstation.com/gp2a/wwe_smackdown_4_shut_your_mouth_lr_1.jpg

AUSTIN: Hey, did you know you had another head up here?

http://www.trumpsweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/donald-vs-rosie-wwe-01.jpg

WWE's obsession with C-list celebrities continues with the debut of Ken.

http://www.midatlanticgateway.com/Resource_Center/gateway_remembers/1975_%20planecrash/wwe_feature/images/wwe_flair_TBS.jpg

FLAIR: No, Schiavone! YOUR mustache is a homo!

http://home.golden.net/~tekapo/redterror/wwe_umaga6.jpg

In this case, he who smelt most certainly did not deal it.

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg

REGAL: I've already told you what I want for Christmas! Now let me off your lap!

LASHLEY: Uh, yeah... About that.

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/condemnedstill1small.jpg

Dirty mouth? Try Orbit!

[Xero]

http://marktremonti.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/wwe_raw_038.jpg
Edge: Hahahahaaaaaya fuckin' emo fags... :|

[darkpower]

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg
Not a caption, but I was at this SmackDown, I think. The one from Wheeling, WV last year. The one sign on the left beside the bright orange one is mine, I think (depending if this is the one I was at).

[Xero]

I say we make this the official random captions thread.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/valvenis/photos/photos/123005val1.jpg
Val: I agree.

[Skippord]

http://www.absolute-playstation.com/gp2a/wwe_smackdown_4_shut_your_mouth_lr_1.jpg
Prostate Examiner 2k7 had some bugs

[D Mac]

http://www.frontrowking.com/wrestling/wwe_tickets.jpg

Ref: "I'm tired of raising this jokers hand all the time. I think i'll clothesline him out of nowhere."

[D Mac]

I say we make this the official random captions thread.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/valvenis/photos/photos/123005val1.jpg
Val: I agree.

[chrisat928]

[QUOTE=Diesel Mac]http://www.frontrowking.com/wrestling/wwe_tickets.jpg

Ref: Um, John, the match hasn't started yet.

[D Mac]

[QUOTE=Diesel Mac]http://www.frontrowking.com/wrestling/wwe_tickets.jpg

Ref: Um, John, the match hasn't started yet.

John: "Yeah they know the outcome already anyway."

[chrisat928]

[QUOTE=chrisat928]

John: "Yeah they know the outcome already anyway."

Ref: Wait, so wrestling's fake?

[owenbrown]

http://home.golden.net/%7Etekapo/redterror/wwe_umaga6.jpg
Armando: It was him! He ate all the food!


http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4977/00000001xe2.jpg
You better not be snitching, Armando...

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/photos2/2007rawphotos/06_Fight.jpg
Cena: I WANT YOUR EAR TO GARNISH MY SALAD! *RIIIIP*

[Nowhere Man]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/photos2/2007rawphotos/06_Fight.jpg

WWE's first ever "Drink a Slushee Too Fast and then Wrestle with Wicked Brain-Freeze" Grudge Match was a rousing success.

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/photos2/2007rawphotos/06_Fight.jpg
The graphics are so great for SvR2008 that the only way you can tell this is a video game screen shot is from the overuse of blurring.

[D Mac]

http://www.dignews.com/admin/screenshoot/smack_v_raw_14.jpg

[chrisat928]

Eric: Hey Chris, can I spill coffee on you again?
Y2J: That was Eddie.
Eric: Where is he? I want to do it again.
Y2J: Eddie's dead.
Eric: :mad:
Y2J: :nono:

[darkpower]

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Well, this was quite interesting. In a rare never before scene of WCW Monday Nitro, we see Eric Bishoff trying to play "X Marks The Spot" with Jericho. Wanna know one of the reasons WHY Jericho left WCW?! Look at the subliminal messaging.

[GD]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa161/dezimunda/thisisthebottomline.jpg

Eat your vegetables, say your prayers and go to sleep son cause Austin 3:16 just whooped your ASS!!!

[GD]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa161/dezimunda/1.Deadmanscreaminginpain.jpg

You could have got the same pair of shoes for real cheap at amazon.com

[GD]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa161/dezimunda/1FinallyBenoitwinstheUs.title.jpg

Mommy!!! King Booker scratched my belt.

[GD]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa161/dezimunda/7.jpg

JR: Elijah Express!!! Elijah Express!!! Elijah Express!!! Bah my Gawd King, Carlito hitting Masters with a modified Elijah Express. What sickening impact!!!

[Xero]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa161/dezimunda/1FinallyBenoitwinstheUs.title.jpg
Benoit: WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' TAP WATER!?!??!?!?!?!?

[FourFifty]

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e280/Always450/mcmahon6.jpg
The Monster of the IWC strikes again!

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/4375912/01_KhaliDancers.jpg
WWE's new Bollywood department was a rousing success with their first movie, "Dude, Where's My Talent?" starring The Great Khali.

[GD]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/4375912/01_KhaliDancers.jpg


Me, Myself and Kapoor.

[El Fangel]

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg
Black Man CPR: Push the object lodged in the throat back out.

[Chuck Jones]

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg

If there is ever a debate on whether or not Pro Wrestling is gay or not, this picture should be stricken from the record.

[Indifferent Clox]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/photos2/2007rawphotos/06_Fight.jpg
The graphics are so great for SvR2008 that the only way you can tell this is a video game screen shot is from the overuse of blurring.
That picture is really somehow beautifully taken.

[Indifferent Clox]

If there is ever a debate on whether or not Pro Wrestling is gay or not, my previous comment on that picture should be stricken from the record.

[starfox8500]

http://www.absolute-playstation.com/gp2a/wwe_smackdown_4_shut_your_mouth_lr_1.jpg

And in another re-used story line, Vince gives birth to a hand

[D Mac]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa161/dezimunda/thisisthebottomline.jpg
Austin: "Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out!"

[D Mac]

This should be stickied.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/valvenis/photos/photos/123005val1.jpg
Val: "I agree."

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/photos/4748738/04_DaddyAngry.jpg
BDV: I'm gonna go buy me some milkduds!

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/lashley/photos/uschampphotos/03.jpg
<s>Brady</s>Lashley: Finally...

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/photos/4748738/04_DaddyAngry.jpg
BDV: SCISSORS!

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/lashley/photos/uschampphotos/03.jpg
Lashley: Rock.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/bigdaddyv/photos/bigdaddyvphotos/02_BigV.jpg
BDV: :mad:

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/photos/4748738/04_DaddyAngry.jpg

Here we see BDV trying to do the Vulcan live long and prosper sign and fucking it up.

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/photos/4748738/04_DaddyAngry.jpg

BDV's attempt to bring back the 4 Horsemen was unsuccessfull.

[Mooияakeя™]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/photos/4748738/04_DaddyAngry.jpg

VIS: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!


The world: err... We can't fuckin' miss u mate.

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/photos/4748738/04_DaddyAngry.jpg>
When "The Shocker" goes bad, part 3.

[D Mac]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/w/wwf_therock1.jpg

The Rock demonstrates the new way of flipping people off.

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/w/wwf_therock1.jpg>
The Rock hails KING BOOKAH!!!!

[D Mac]

http://coreyclaytonlnp.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/mico108_wrestlemania.jpg

Vince: THIS is the official thread. Here, have some marijuana.

[GD]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/w/wwf_therock1.jpg

In India we use this sign language to indicate major rush down stairs. In simple words when some one wants to pee very badly. This thread deserves to be Sticky.

[Xero]

http://coreyclaytonlnp.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/mico108_wrestlemania.jpg
The WWE's "Nice Bald Hat" line of hats didn't go over too well.

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/03.jpg
Fan: ROBOT CHICKEN RULES!
Mondo: For the last time, I'M NOT SETH GREEN!

[Savio]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa161/dezimunda/1FinallyBenoitwinstheUs.title.jpg
Benoit: Who do I have to choke around here to change the name on this thing?

[D Mac]

http://coreyclaytonlnp.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/mico108_wrestlemania.jpg

Vince: We had to clear out Rob Van Dam's locker after he left and we found many of these in it.

Reporter: What are you going to do with them?

Vince: Uh, no comment. :shifty:

[chrisat928]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/w/wwf_therock1.jpg


"Finally, The Rock's pinky has come back from the people's nose!"

[loopydate]

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg

"Holy shit... Regal's a fucking BLINDO!!!"

[Lock Jaw]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8947/04daddyangryms0.jpg
BDV: I HAVE THIS MANY MAN-BOOBS!!

[D Mac]

http://www.hsfweb.com/event_photos/wrestling06_N/96_LG.jpg

Dustin: Now where did I leave my dildo?

[D Mac]

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/58/12/0000035812_20061116141740.jpg

[BigDaddyCool]

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/58/12/0000035812_20061116141740.jpg

Davari: Look at his giant nipples!

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, you can clearly tell Davari keeps his wallet in his front left pocket and his cell phone in his right front pocket, either that or he has a robot penis in his right front pocket.

[El Fangel]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/w/wwf_therock1.jpg
Remember in my video, "Just Bring It"

When we caught Kurt in the shower, well It was like this big!

[Xero]

Announcer: Got Hemorrhoids?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/521871_44fc806ec6_m.jpg
*Nods*

Announcer: Then try BIG BLACK SNAKE Hemorrhoids Cream!

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg
Regal: AHHHH! ARRRGGG! ARRRRGGRGRGGRGRGRRR!

Announcer: Feel better?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/regalspaz.jpg
....

Announcer: William?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/regalspaz.jpg
...

Announcer: ... Little help?

[El Fangel]

:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/58/12/0000035812_20061116141740.jpg

Davari: Look at his giant nipples!

Daivari: They're as big as Rey Mysterio's head!

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5046394/16.jpg

[El Fangel]

No Caption needed Xero

[El Fangel]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5046394/16.jpg


Vince the title is mine, mine, mine, wahhahahahah, I want to keep my title, Tell Hunter to get his own

[darkpower]

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WWE's next fetish gimmick: A guy who is REALLY, REALLY into scat.

[darkpower]

http://coreyclaytonlnp.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/mico108_wrestlemania.jpg
Now we see what happens when the WWE forgets to confisgate signs. The truth leaks out.

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/southafrica/5143482/8.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/southafrica/5143482/1.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/southafrica/5143482/3.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/southafrica/5143482/6.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/newzealand/2007tour/lastday/103.jpg

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/southafrica/5143482/6.jpg

Cena: I'm reaching for my gat cuz it's basic Thuginomics.

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/newzealand/2007tour/lastday/103.jpg
Kennedy: SHARMELL! Nice to see you again!
Booker: OH NO HE DIDN'T!

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/southafrica/5143482/8.jpg

I'M ROBBIE! Am I Robbie? Hmmmm

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e280/Always450/19HornsHugsVKM.jpg>

Hornswaggle: *hump hump hump* MINE!!!!! *hump hump hump*

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06CenaAngry.jpg
They finally did it. After eons of terror under the reign of Super Cena, the strongest Jedi's in the universe banded together and disabled his powers. Seconds later, Cena was eaten by Ewoks.

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06CenaAngry.jpg

Here we see Cena getting busted at Circuit City for shoplifting.

[Jura]

http://xs219.xs.to/xs219/07372/milanoss17.jpg

[Xero]

http://xs219.xs.to/xs219/07372/milanoss17.jpg
Over the PA: Attention, X Pac has entered the build. I repeat, X Pac has entered the building. Please fasten any and all objects and persons to a strong structure. This is not a test.

[D Mac]

http://xs219.xs.to/xs219/07372/milanoss17.jpg

Simon Dean decends into the ring from the ceiling like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04LondPin.jpg
Deleted Scene #1 - Rejuvenated Doc vs. Biff

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/newzealand/2007tour/lastday/103.jpg
Kennedy: I can’t super-size your pay, lady, but I’ve got a super-size surprise for you:naughty: -- c’mon, let’s hop in my car!

Lady: Oh, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO! If I’m gonna strike, I’ll do it WALKING and holding my retarded picket line sign, thank-you very much.

Kennedy: :?: (Thinks to self a second later: Ho...)

[DAMN iNATOR]

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</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Kennedy: Look, lady, I just told you, auditions for The New Let’s Make A Deal are over!:mad: :nono:

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg
FEED ME MORE GAMMA RAYS!!

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg

Cena demonstrates how he can get 3 cocks in his mouth at once.

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg>
Cena: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!!
Ken Shamrock: God damn it!

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/unforgiven/photos/13_CenaOverOrt.jpg
Chioda: Aw, come on Cena! One fucking year? Even I'm getting tired of this shit.
Cena: *Sigh* Me too...
Orton: Bunnies......

[Jura]

http://www.thewrestlinganswer.com/images/galleries/mickieslip1/1.jpg

[Xero]

http://www.thewrestlinganswer.com/images/galleries/mickieslip1/1.jpg
SNNNNIIIIIITTTTSKKKYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e280/Always450/15_TripleH.jpg>
<b>Triple H:</b> Wow.... So this is what the Midcard looks like....

[Jura]

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e280/Always450/15_TripleH.jpg

Triple H: I'm the king of the worlddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!

[D Mac]

http://www.thewrestlinganswer.com/images/galleries/mickieslip1/1.jpg

Waiting for Diesel Mac. :naughty:

[Skippord]

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Cena: FRENCH FRIED POTATERS MMMHMMM

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/southafrica/5143482/6.jpg

Look it's that chick from King of Queens checking out Wayne Brady's ass.

[PorkSoda]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/southafrica/5143482/6.jpg

Guy: Here, take this.
Cena: What is it?
Guy: Talent.

[D Mac]

lol

[darkpower]

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg
The age old question still remains: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? :shifty:

(And if you really GET this one, you're the biggest racist I know)

[RottingFreak]

http://www.saltyham.com/images/sections/wwe4ht.jpg
Here we see Regal pretending to moan to make Bobby Lashley feel better about his abnormally small penis.
Too bad he didn't notice that Bobby hasn't even removed his tights yet.

[PorkSoda]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/southafrica/5143482/6.jpg

The guy hands John Cena a new move.

[D Mac]

God that chick is fine.

[Blue Demon]

http://xs219.xs.to/xs219/07372/milanoss17.jpg

Someone's career actually went so poorly, they hit the glass floor.

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/5495556.jpg
This is a first-ever look into the sights of a WWE booking meeting. Here we see Kane doing the standard "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" technique.

[Xero]

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/7554/img0777oy4.jpg
Jericho: McDonalds has been saved! 221 down, one to go!

[loopydate]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/5495556.jpg

KANE HATE FORGI!!!!!!!!!!!!

[D Mac]

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/7554/img0777oy4.jpg

Jericho: Grimace has his hand on my ass and it's turning me on!

[Jura]

http://www.imagefilez.com/upload/44dbff00.jpg

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/5495556.jpg

KANE HATE FORGI!!!!!!!!!!!!

That made me ROFL :y:

[Xero]

http://www.imagefilez.com/upload/44dbff00.jpg
Rock announces his next project, a true-to-life documentary of The Nation of Domination. When asked to comment, Ron Simmons simply replied "SHAM!"

[Jura]

http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg>
10 seconds after this pic was taken The Rock became "The People On Megan's Law's Champion"

[Xero]

http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg
Kid: Whachu talkin' 'bout Rock?
Rock: What is this, 1984?

[Lock Jaw]

http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg
The Rock: Hand over John Cena's talent. Quick.

[Xero]

http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg
Rock: ...Then Chris took this lever and....

[PorkSoda]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8947/04daddyangryms0.jpg

Ahmed Johnson really let himself go after getting released.

[Xero]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8947/04daddyangryms0.jpg
BDV: YEAH NOID! HOW'D YA LIKE THAT!? FUCK THAT DREAMER BITCH, I'M BOOKED TO PLOW THROUGH EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY THOSE BITCHES BELOW ME! *BURP* AND IN ME!

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/344364/Litamirror456.jpg
Lita: 'Sall right?
Hand: 'Sall right.
Lita: 'Sall right?
Hand: 'Sall right.
Lita: 'Sall right?
Hand: 'Sall right.

[loopydate]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/344364/Litamirror456.jpg

"I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in 1956 when..."

[loopydate]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8947/04daddyangryms0.jpg

"Live long and prosper... BITCHES!"

[Tommy Gunn]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa295/midnightassembly1/bats.jpg

Just a random image I made, not really a caption, but oh well.

[Xero]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa295/midnightassembly1/bats.jpg
KurtAngleMark: LOLZ I HAS MSPAINT!

[Tommy Gunn]

Jasc Paint Shop Pro actually, but there you go.

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/valchamp.jpg
In one simultaneous moment on October 7, 2007 at 10:42:38PM EST, hell froze over, Alienoid had multiple heart attacks of joy, WWE.com and TPWW.com crashed, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were brought upon the earth, and millions of marks were left scratching their head why a man who has been a midcarder for 10 years and a jobber for 5 of those years was holding John Cena's championship.

[Savio]

http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg
Rock: Are you giving me your fucking number or not?

[Destor]

http://mms.businesswire.com/bwapps/mediaserver/ViewMedia?mgid=111996&vid=5

Do something with this on people.

[Xero]

http://mms.businesswire.com/bwapps/mediaserver/ViewMedia?mgid=111996&vid=5
Punk: How many fans do YOU have?
Miz: 3!

[Crossrine]

http://mms.businesswire.com/bwapps/mediaserver/ViewMedia?mgid=111996&vid=5
Matt: COME ON GUYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY IN CHARACTER!

[loopydate]

http://mms.businesswire.com/bwapps/mediaserver/ViewMedia?mgid=111996&vid=5

PUNK: And get this! "He actually believed me when I told him he was too fat to fly!

[Xero]

http://mms.businesswire.com/bwapps/mediaserver/ViewMedia?mgid=111996&vid=5
Striker: Come on guys! Get out of Vince's coke stash and help me find a new fucking passage.
Miz: Save us?
Punk: TWO TWO TWO!
Krystal: Hahahhahahhaa.

[D Mac]

http://mms.businesswire.com/bwapps/mediaserver/ViewMedia?mgid=111996&vid=5

Miz: I can read really I can!

Punk and Crystal: :lol:

[GD]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9596/smackdown69zq4.jpg

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1124/kurtfreakinangle9nd8.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9941/121806edge2nj0.jpg

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2661/nowayout12nw7.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9687/raw27nm2.jpg

[GD]

http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg
Rock: You see baby even the Rock has to use Hair Remover creams.

[GD]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2661/nowayout12nw7.jpg

Angle: Hey WTF you had the whole freakin' day to Fart Deadman.

[Crossrine]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9687/raw27nm2.jpg
Vince: Yes yes those are grape- EASY GOD DAMNIT!

[GD]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9687/raw27nm2.jpg
Vince: Yes yes those are grape- EASY GOD DAMNIT!

:lol:

[GD]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9941/121806edge2nj0.jpg

This place vacated.

[Xero]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2661/nowayout12nw7.jpg
Chuck Norris: At least I didn't need to give a blowjob to be awesome.

[D Mac]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/virgil.jpg

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/virgil.jpg
The WrestleCrap Carnival wasn't as successful as previously hoped. There doesn't seem to be much of a demand to kick Mike Jones in the balls.

[starfox8500]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2661/nowayout12nw7.jpg
And in a ironic turn of events we see the dead man finally shitting in the face of another man.

[Jura]

That Virgil picture makes me feel sad every time I see it. :(

[Skippord]

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<hr style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);" size="1"> http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1124/kurtfreakinangle9nd8.jpg
Kurt Angle's new modified sodomy move wins him the WWE title

[D Mac]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9941/121806edge2nj0.jpg

This is your brain on drugs!

[Xero]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1124/kurtfreakinangle9nd8.jpg
Cena: WHO LET X PAC IN HERE!?

-OR-

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1124/kurtfreakinangle9nd8.jpg
Both: RHYNOOOOOO!

[Executioner]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/5495556.jpg

KANE HATE FORGI!!!!!!!!!!!!

:y: :rofl:

[Mister Sinister]

That Virgil picture makes me feel sad every time I see it. :(

Same Here.

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/mexico/2007tour/thirddayphotos/kenndhelms.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/mexico/2007tour/thirddayphotos/kenndtrunk.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/mexico/2007tour/thirddayphotos/kennedyhorse.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/unitedkingdom/photographs/3695678/123.jpg

[GD]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4470/02lt8jt2.jpg

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/mexico/2007tour/thirddayphotos/kennedyhorse.jpg
Ken Kennedy with his good friend Sara.

[Jura]

http://xs320.xs.to/xs320/07424/women1.jpg
http://www.belebala.com.hk/userfiles/454/official_survivor_series_2007_poster.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/decembertodismember/photos/reg3.jpg
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/amazingkong/03.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/cmpunk/photos1/ecwchamp/09_ECW_521.jpg
http://xs219.xs.to/xs219/07361/100206crymetyme.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/photos2/tinkerafbphotos/104.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam07/photos/01_Faceoff.jpg
http://www.tnapics.com/albums/ppvlive/2007/hj07/normal_IMG_1773.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/309846/1692656/3749300/mvpalonestarirs.jpg

[GD]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9596/smackdown69zq4.jpg

Cole: OMG Tazz!!! JBL has been knocked out cold and Michaels didn't even make contact with the super kick.

Tazz: I smell garlic, onions and cheese.

[Xero]

http://www.tnapics.com/albums/ppvlive/2007/hj07/normal_IMG_1773.jpg
The making of Rhino-Brand Glue is a very messy process.

[Xero]

http://www.belebala.com.hk/userfiles/454/official_survivor_series_2007_poster.jpg
The Search for Lita continues... 11/18/07

[Crossrine]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4470/02lt8jt2.jpg

Randy: They're not hard enough yet! Keep going damnit!!

[starfox8500]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4470/02lt8jt2.jpg

National Geographic Announcer: Here we can actually see Ric Fliar, (thourgh a symbiotic relationship), litterally suck the life out of his opponent.
Also known as John-Cena-ism.

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/mexico/2007tour/thirddayphotos/kennedyhorse.jpg
Kennedy: Beastality!!!!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
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...
...
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...
...
Beastality!

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/unitedkingdom/photographs/3695678/123.jpg

Orton: Go Ahead Girls, I left you a nice tip in your bags.

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/cmpunk/photos1/ecwchamp/09_ECW_521.jpg
Here we see an early picture of John Cena, to the right of Randy Savage, at a Saturday Night's Main Event taping.

[loopydate]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/mexico/2007tour/thirddayphotos/kenndhelms.jpg

"No, Invisible Giant, I'm not feeling a hernia.





...hernia!"

[GD]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/valchamp.jpg

Val: Found this belt in the garbage can. Oh well at least it covers my tummy fat.

[GD]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4470/02lt8jt2.jpg

Flair: ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!...Wooo...
Orton: I AM NOT KELLY KELLY!

[GD]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6040/a160ik8.jpg

Batista: You touched my balls.
Snitsky: It wasn't my fault!
Triple-H: WTF?
Jericho: There is a hole in your tights.
Refree: Hairy Moses!

[GD]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5088/arm1yt2.jpg

Batista: I take this opportunity to invite all our fans to the ring ceremony of Dave Batista and John Cena live Sunday on pay per view.
John Cena: MOM!

[GD]

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/9445/a128ds5.jpg

[D Mac]

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/9445/a128ds5.jpg

Batista: No Paul I can't give you a piggy back ride I'm busy!

[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/mexico/2007tour/thirddayphotos/kenndtrunk.jpg

Kennedy: What? I forgot my bong at home so...

[GD]

http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg

Dwayne: Talk to the Hand.

[PorkSoda]

http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg

Since the divorce with Dani, Rock is desperate to find a new wife.

[D Mac]

http://www.belebala.com.hk/userfiles/454/official_survivor_series_2007_poster.jpg

"Groovy"

[Crossrine]

http://www.belebala.com.hk/userfiles/454/official_survivor_series_2007_poster.jpg
Edge is out to rid the world of superwrestlers, and this time he has a chainsaw..!

[GD]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2366/worldofwrestling75lp9.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1918/worldofwrestling131th1.jpg
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8328/worldofwrestling51sm1.jpg
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8103/5776766mb8.jpg

[Xero]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8103/5776766mb8.jpg
In light of recent events, Shawn Michaels is slowly but surely turning into a wigger.

[GD]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8103/5776766mb8.jpg

That's the way it goes. I come out every night and call myself the Heart Break Kid cause Mamma thinks I am still a kid for her. I keep on super kicking Champions and try to get myself in the main event spot and as everybody knows I don't win them either cause titles don't justify HBK's legacy.

[GD]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/309846/1692656/3749300/mvpalonestarirs.jpg

Armageddon 2006: Kane vs MVP in a Inferno Match.

MVP: This shouldn't happen to a dawwg!

[GD]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4227/worldofwrestling105ya5.jpg

[Xero]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4227/worldofwrestling105ya5.jpg
Both: Oh. My. God.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/staypuftkhali.jpg

[GD]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/8223/worldofwrestling100gu1.jpg
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/789/angle8du6.jpg
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4626/kurtfreakinangle10cy4.jpg

[Jura]

http://i1.tinypic.com/4vefplt.jpg

[Crossrine]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1918/worldofwrestling131th1.jpg

What the fuck do you mean no parmesan!!?!

[Xero]

http://i1.tinypic.com/4vefplt.jpg
Orton: Shiny....

[Lock Jaw]

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/1576/65073041kp0.png
Stephanie McMahon: NOW WE KNOW WHO TO BLAME.

[Lock Jaw]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/2537/85790908rl4.png
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[BlackDawn2024]

http://i23.tinypic.com/b3n1io.jpg

Dwayne: Look, are we gonna have sex or not?

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/2537/85790908rl4.png>
RHYYYYYYYNOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Crossrine]

http://www.areavoices.com/wrestling/images/thumbnail/ricflair.jpg

[D Mac]

http://www.areavoices.com/wrestling/images/thumbnail/ricflair.jpg

"BRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNS"

[GD]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4660/hoodibabas169vr8.jpg

http://www.areavoices.com/wrestling/images/thumbnail/ricflair.jpg

Puppies!

[Xero]

http://www.areavoices.com/wrestling/images/thumbnail/ricflair.jpg
"WHY YOU LITTLE!"

[D Mac]

http://www.areavoices.com/wrestling/images/thumbnail/ricflair.jpg

"Diesel Mac's cock is THIS BIG"

[Xero]

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/1576/65073041kp0.png
Bret: I've broken the code for the Save_Us videos! And it's all on this floppy disk!
Kid: ...This PC doesn't have a floppy drive.
Bret: ...DAMMIT!

[D Mac]

lol floppy drives

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5861672
This very lucky youngster in a Rey Mysterio mask got the very first copy of SvR08. Way to go, little dude!

[D Mac]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53389965.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CED512719D6EF2DC88A40A659CEC4C8CB6

http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/albums/teenchoice/FE2AC1FA_4322_46A5_953A_80300BD066EF_pobj_MINI_1.jpg

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7120/andysnap001jg9.jpg

[D Mac]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7120/andysnap001jg9.jpg

Hogan: And the winner of ugliest man to wear lipstick is...Marilyn Manson!

Cena: :mad:

[Xero]

http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/albums/teenchoice/FE2AC1FA_4322_46A5_953A_80300BD066EF_pobj_MINI_1.jpg
Hogan had no way of beating Mr. Cena, and Mr. Cena had no way of beating Hogan, for they are immortals. However, with the power of Hulkamania and the spirit of the Ultimate Warrior...

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7120/andysnap001jg9.jpg
Hogan was able to transform Mr. Cena into Mrs. Cena and finally defeat him.

Brother.

[D Mac]

http://i12.tinypic.com/7wysade.jpg

[Theo Dious]

http://i12.tinypic.com/7wysade.jpg

"And I thought Tommy Lee Jones was the whitest man I'd ever work with..."

[Theo Dious]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1918/worldofwrestling131th1.jpg

EXTREME HEAD CHEESE!!!

[Lock Jaw]

http://i12.tinypic.com/7wysade.jpg
... KENNEDY!!

[darkpower]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Chris_Masters_Bearhug.jpg/355px-Chris_Masters_Bearhug.jpg

[darkpower]

http://xs320.xs.to/xs320/07424/women1.jpg
The belt that Dixie Carter will never give a flying fuck about!

http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/albums/teenchoice/FE2AC1FA_4322_46A5_953A_80300BD066EF_pobj_MINI_1.jpg
HOGAN: DAMNIT, JOHN!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT MIKE ADAMLE WILL ALWAYS BE THE REAL VOICE OF AMERICAN GLADIATORS.....BROTHA!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Chris_Masters_Bearhug.jpg/355px-Chris_Masters_Bearhug.jpg
We have just found out that the Heartbreak Kid's fantasy has been to be fucked by a masterpiece.

[darkpower]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2661/nowayout12nw7.jpg
UNDERTAKER: Why the hell is it that in every one of my pictures, it looks like someone is trying to find new positions to suck my dick in?

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4660/hoodibabas169vr8.jpg
Please excuse me while I clean my screen of this weird, white, creamy substance that shot out somewhere as soon as I saw this picture.

[D Mac]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2661/nowayout12nw7.jpg

"Left foot, GREEN. Right Hand, RED."

[Xero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Chris_Masters_Bearhug.jpg/355px-Chris_Masters_Bearhug.jpg
Masters: I will love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him Shawn.

[Jura]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/22/Hanson_Word.jpg

[Xero]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/22/Hanson_Word.jpg
Hanson: Please sit down... What are you doing here in the hood? Do you think you were going to turn black? Do you think if you act black it makes you cooler?

Cena: I know it's wrong... It's just... :'(

[The MAC]

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/1576/65073041kp0.png

how internet spoilers began

[Kane Knight]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53389965.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CED512719D6EF2DC88A40A659CEC4C8CB6

Hogan: I am the ghost of wrestling future, brother! This is what you'll look like in 50 years if you don't lay off the steroids, brother!

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7120/andysnap001jg9.jpg


Hogan (reading off card): What you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild over....(turns page) You?

Cena: Man, this blows. My cold sores itch like crazy, Hogan's dyslexic, and the director promised me I wouldn't have to take my top off.

[Savio]

http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/albums/teenchoice/FE2AC1FA_4322_46A5_953A_80300BD066EF_pobj_MINI_1.jpg
HOGAN: smell!...my!...FLOWER!!!!