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darkpower
07-22-2007, 06:55 AM
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They're all on my photobucket, so the images are stored in which the WWE won't suddenly purge them. Have fun.
FourFifty
07-22-2007, 07:45 AM
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The new Kane Sex Toys were not selling too well due to the constant censoring.
Drakul
07-22-2007, 10:37 AM
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Kane debuts his new finishing move: The Ultimate Nipple Twister.
Blue Demon
07-22-2007, 10:56 AM
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SHE stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Drakul
07-22-2007, 10:58 AM
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Torrie: "She" is a guy!
Xero
07-22-2007, 11:56 AM
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Teddy: Playa, I gotta shoot ya in the ass...

*BANG*

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Edge: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK THAT HURT!

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Khali is so horrible that he made Kane botch a DDT.

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Batista couldn't believe he lost the first ever male Pillow Fight.

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Khali: EEEEDDDGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Kenny: Nope, I still see the stool...

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Eugene sexually harasses Sexual Chocolate.

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Worst. Figure Four. Ever.
Rammsteinmad
07-22-2007, 12:13 PM
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Worst. Figure Four. Ever.

This would make Lita proud.
#BROKEN Hasney
07-22-2007, 01:27 PM
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I can't believe that hair transplant Chris Masters was on about worked

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URGRHGHGHGHGH BAAAATTTIIISTTAAA RRIIIIGHHHHTT HAAAIIIRRR GOOOOD

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Kane crying: I've tried everything and my hair will never grow back you son of a bitch
Mooияakeя™
07-22-2007, 03:28 PM
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BRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
PorkSoda
07-22-2007, 04:46 PM
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Batista wonders what hes gonna have for dinner tonight.

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Man: This guy is tall.

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Torrie: SHe's my opponent!
Jura
07-22-2007, 05:27 PM
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A scene from WWE's first venture into porno: Henry Does Smackdown!

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Batista: Oh shit. I just remembered I left the oven on at home!
Woman: Ohh what a sweet ass. Come to mama sweet daddy!
Kid: Ehhh...I've seen better.

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Guy in brown shirt: I wonder...should I jump over the barricade and steal the belt.
It would look good on the hood of my lowrider and I could show it off to mi raza.
Viva la raza homes.
Teddy: I hope someone's peepin at me grabbin ma balls. Holla Holla!

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Teddy: Now, playa ya gotta hand over the title or I'll tickle u in your special spot. Holla!

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Edge: Oooo damn you!! How do you know about my special spot!!?

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Teddy: Look playa, I'm grabbin ma balls. Holla!
Edge: Uhh yeah..thats disgusting.

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Charles Robinson: Hmm let me just...
Torrie: Hey! Why are u trying to tickle me, tickle her!

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Victoria: Look at me! I'm a princess!
Charles Robinson: Hehe...here's my chance while she's not looking. Let me just...

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Khali's translator: Look! He's a big, scary angry monster but he's ticklish! haha "Tickle Me Khali!" Hahaha!

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Batista: Ooo whoa whoa wait, quad tear.
Vastardikai
07-22-2007, 05:39 PM
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Where were you when Edge lost his smile?

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An angelic glow falls upon the Rated R Superstar.

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Teddy: Where can I get a shirt like that, Playa?

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As Edge motions that he is choking, Teddy wonders if he should do the Heimlick Maneuver.

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Somewhere in Orlando, a <s>Man Beast</s> War Machine is laughing...

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After all the injuries on SD, Teddy Long is declared World Heavyweight Champion.

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Nervous teenager at heart, Charles Robinson wonders who to grope in his first threesome. Thankfully, Torrie is there to help. :naughty:

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Victoria is shocked! Billy Kidman learned how to throw fireballs!

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The strand of hair in face pose.

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The cameraman is denied a Torrie ass-shot.

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Charles: Nice cleavage!

Victoria: Do your damn job, Robinson!

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Alway the helpful one in Anatomy, Charles points out the arm pit.

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Due to Injuries incurred to SD, Wooden stand is named the new World Heavyweight Champion

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As a result of poor attendance, WWE has started to Green Screen in fans at the shows.

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The Lockerroom Hazing rituals have gotten out of hand.

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Dude, Kane is hung like Great Khali! :eek:

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I repeat, the Lockerroom Hazing rituals have gotten waaaaaaaaaay out of hand.

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Worst. Somersault Plancha. Ever.

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Translator guy is a little too anxious to show off the Belly Button in Anatomy.

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Dave: What's going on!?

Papa Shongo: (off-screen) I have cursed you! Your hands are now possessed by the spirit of Crush!

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Khali: RASGANARETA AAHFRGASR AARRGGGHHH MY KNEE!!!!!

Vince: Damnit! Now who can I give that damned belt to?

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Matt's attempts to Volunteer are stifled.

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David Blaine's Levitation trick astounds Kenny.

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The Double J Strut takes down another Top Contender.

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No one can escape the dreaded Nipple-in-Eye Hold of Matt Hardy.

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Matt: I just farted!

Ref: *Taps*

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Kane's story of the night he walked in on Steph and Trips having sex is too painful for Dave.

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Kane: Where'd you learn this hold?

Dave: At the Randy Orton Rest-Hold Academy!

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Dave and the ref have the most devastating Hart Attack in the business!

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Cole: Shining Wizard by Kane!

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As he struggles to put his carry-on luggage in the overhead compartment, Kane realizes he should have checked it.

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JR: STUNNER!! STUNNER!!!

JBL: What are you doing here, Ross?

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The X-Pac Sucking Machine claims it's biggest victim to date!

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Mickey: Dude, you got a roid gut!

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Khali: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR PAPA SHONGO ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

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Dave: Another Cranium Crunch!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FourFifty
07-22-2007, 05:52 PM
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<b>Batista:</b> I've jobbed to Edge 482 times in a row, and they're pushing Chris Masters? I need to kill myself!
Xero
07-22-2007, 05:55 PM
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Both: Bunnies...
Jura
07-22-2007, 05:55 PM
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And it was at this point that Torrie had, had enough and turned into a Super Saiyan.
Xero
07-22-2007, 06:02 PM
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Kane, Kane, Kane of the Midcard, Strong as he can be... Look out for that Hoss! LOOK OUT FOR THAT HOOOOOOOO-*SPLAT*-OOssssss...
Blue Demon
07-22-2007, 07:49 PM
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Victoria: Hey I do not have A.D.....HEY LOOK AT THE KITTY!
Kane Knight
07-22-2007, 08:35 PM
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Tonight on Smackdown: A touching tribute to Chris Benoit's dog.

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Adam Copeland is: Renegade.

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"I'm sorry, but you look too French with the beard. Either lose it, or I strop you of the title."

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"It took me two years to grow this! Screw you, WWE!"

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Edge cures the "Smackdown Curse" by infecting it with every disease known to mankind.

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"Sorry, playa, we don't allow death eaters to run as champions."

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"She's a homo!"


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WWE Dinner Theater: The Trouble with Tribble (Ds)







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"You've got a little bit of hair here..."

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"In loving memory of Edge, who was murdered tonight by his beard. In a shocking turn of events, the beard is now the #1 contender."

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JBL: I can't name more than four people in the ring!

Cole: I'm too fucked up to care. Fuck Smackdown. Wanna do lines?

JBL: Thought you'd never ask.


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WWE: Class of 2K7.

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Batista and Kane fought valiantly to save the ring ropes, but it was too late.

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Batista: We've almost got him!

Khali: Snape...Kill...Dumbledore

Kane: What the fuck? Spoiler alert!

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Batista: He tricked me! I didn't know he could read!

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"Insert food here!"

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What? The rogaine stopped working?

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Khali was displeased that the title wasn't made of chocolate.





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Next on Chris Angel's "Mindfreak."

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Matt Hardy: Curse of the Wererabbit!


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If I just jobbedto Khali, I'd need a hug, too.

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"so, when you said "clothing optional..."


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"Holy shit! Running fellatio bomb!"

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FLASH KICK!

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It doesn't seem painful, but let's see YOU pull a hoss out of your nose.

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AVARA KADAVRA!

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...And the ropes make a heel turn.

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"No, we will NOT settle for a Grammy!"

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Khali prepares for his trip to Brattleboro, VT, wearing nothing but his title.

(Fuck's sake, people, open a newspaper.)

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(someone probably already made the joke, but)

RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vastardikai
07-22-2007, 10:29 PM
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(A few minutes earlier)

Dave: Someday... I'm gonna be Captain! And every rookie will be down on his knee'sa and there's gonna (blubbering noise) just for me! And they'll say Captain Mouser, Yowzie Yowza! Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Ohhhhhh..... Ohhhhhhh....... Oh.... Hey!..... HEY!!!!!!!!
Kane Knight
07-22-2007, 10:54 PM
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(A few minutes earlier)

Dave: Someday... I'm gonna be Captain! And every rookie will be down on his knee'sa and there's gonna (blubbering noise) just for me! And they'll say Captain Mouser, Yowzie Yowza! Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Ohhhhhh..... Ohhhhhhh....... Oh.... Hey!..... HEY!!!!!!!!

Police Academy 2 FTW.