Official Raw Thread: Bash Backlash

[Corndad]

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John Cena overcame another massive challenge to his WWE Championship when he defeated Bobby Lashley in a classic at The Great American Bash. Meanwhile, Candice Michelle cemented her hold on the Women’s Championship with a hard-fought victory over Melina. These two champions will unite when they team up on Raw to take on Intercontinental Champion Umaga and World Tag Team Champions Cade & Murdoch in the first-ever Champions Only Match.

One Superstar who had a milestone victory at The Bash was Randy Orton, who defeated Dusty Rhodes in a Texas Bull Rope Match to add another conquest to his long list of destroyed legends. However, Orton tried to severely injure the “American Dream” with a vicious punt to the head, but Dusty’s son Cody intervened.

Cody, who would have suffered the same fate on Raw last week if his father had not stepped in, is now going to try to avenge his family when he challenges Orton in a rematch Monday night. Will Cody Rhodes teach Orton a lesson?

Find out the answers to these questions and more on Raw on Monday night at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

[Pepsi Man]

rofl - wtf @ Candice & Cena vs. Jamal & Cade/Murdoch? God damn Super Cena...

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd mark out if Cena walked out on Candice.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow about 5 minutes until Raw and only two, well now three replies.

[Corndad]

not a good sign for this thread.

[Pepsi Man]

Wow about 5 minutes until Raw and only two, well now three replies.
Considering the Great American Bash thread, I'm not all that surprised.

[diothoir]

Cade and Murdoch look very comfortable with each other in that picture.

[LK]

Batista sucks

Carry on

[Corndad]

Think we would ever see the day Candice would be in a Main Event of Raw? Granted she has gotten better but wow.

[KingofOldSchool]

It'll probably end up being Kennedy unless they go ahead with Orton/Cena at Summerslam.

[ClockShot]

Evening everybody.

[LK]

Look out for Deadly Heaven

[LK]

ALL HAIL THE KING

[LK]

Why does Booker look like a golfer with a cape and a silly hat?

[Corndad]

I was hoping when saw that set up we were going back to the days of Regal lecturing us on the Proper Etiquette

[ClockShot]

Jerome? King wearing make-up or something?

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahaha Jerry's half is a common table.

[diothoir]

I like how Lashley is shown when "domination" is said in the lyrics.

Not sure why Snitsky is shown during "submission" though.

Perhaps he will debut some DEVESTATING MANEUVER tonight. After being named no.1 contender. :shifty:

[Corndad]

Guaranteed this leads to a Lawler beatdown.

[LK]

Was that a Jericho sign I just saw?

[Corndad]

LOL at the 1/2 eaten doughnut

[LK]

Do we think that was intentional or not?

[gatoconbotas]

LOL @ this opening.
Re-dick-u-lus.

[diothoir]

LMAO at "shaaahhm"

[ClockShot]

Whoa. They're bringing in the NBA mess now.

[LK]

The main event is missing the greatest champ in the company by far. I will let you guess who that is.

[Pepsi Man]

rofl - the Sacramento Peasants :D

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[gatoconbotas]

*snooze*

[ClockShot]

LOL!

[gatoconbotas]

LOL
Oh-Hell-No.

Ghetto King Booka

[Loose Cannon]

all being set up for a HHH sqaush :(

[LK]

Well after WM 19, it can't be worse.

[Linkbowler]

Heh-heh. He said arse.

[Corndad]

The main event is missing the greatest champ in the company by far. I will let you guess who that is.

Gotta be Hornswoggle

[gatoconbotas]

I love how King Booka is all like royal and shit then breaks character and returns to being black...then does it over and over and over again.

[Loose Cannon]

jesus, why would you book that? I didn't know it was Jerry Lawler vs HHH

[diothoir]

wrestlers need to stop selling for commentators

[Pepsi Man]

All hail King Jerry! All hail King Jerry!

[Corndad]

Alright I guess the beatdown is next week...

[LK]

Gotta be Hornswoggle
Of course - love that Little Bastard :D

[Pepsi Man]

I love how King Booka is all like royal and shit then breaks character and returns to being black...then does it over and over and over again.
That's one of the best things about the whole King Booker character. :D

[Pepsi Man]

So how long ago exactly was WrestleMania? And was it not on Pay-Per-View this year, JR?

[diothoir]

lol at jr asking lawler if his hand is ok before the divas match

[LK]

I also love Melina - don't think I'll ever get bored with that entrance.

[Corndad]

whos her partner? Edit forgot Maria wrestled lol

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie needs to be Women's champion

[ClockShot]

Ah fuck. I thought they sent Santino back to the farm.

[LK]

:lol: at Marella now being Maria's bitch. I see heel turn coming here though.

[LK]

Seriously Marella sucks

[Corndad]

i would do so many things to Mickie.

[LK]

Stop commentating like a gimp, Marella

[diothoir]

the only thing missing from Marellas commentary is "mama mia"

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie seriously needs to be the top diva, the crowd is constantly behind her and she's actually good.

[apokalypse7]

I can a feel the pain to.

Ima come on ya ma ria!!!

[LK]

He just said that, didn't he?

[Corndad]

Santinos making Lashley look like a god on the mic.

[apokalypse7]

God I'd kill for a nosebleed seat and a sniper rifle....

[apokalypse7]

WHAT! is this a fucking joke?
why do we have this assclown....
wait, he's actually funny

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie's probably going to do the JOB again.

And then Marella beats her up for making Maria lose.

[Corndad]

This is terrible lol

[Linkbowler]

Note to WWE producers:

You have a mute button for each headset. FER GAWD'S SAKES, USE IT!

[ClockShot]

JUST END THE MATCH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

[Pepsi Man]

rofl @ Santino. :D

[LK]

Mickie seriously needs to be the top diva, the crowd is constantly behind her and she's actually good.
Mickie or Melina. Just anyone who's name doesn't start with C and end with andice Michelle.

[KingofOldSchool]

Maria's first pinfall win, like ever?

[diothoir]

:eek: at Melina jobbing

[Corndad]

the italian perv. good god. lol

[NeanderCarl]

I only just started paying attention to this match, and thought Maria was Lita... I was very confused for a second.

Is Santino gonna get over as a woman beater now? They giving him a Benoit gimmick?

[apokalypse7]

Santino's a male escort!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yipee, we get it. CENA IS UNSTOPPABLE.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, "The Great American Bash will be rememberd for years to come."

[diothoir]

There could be something in Marella "helping" Maria and her finding out later and rejecting it.

[LK]

Maria's first pinfall win, like ever?
She beat Victoria once I think.

[apokalypse7]

For Fucks Sake. Cena cock sucking moment.

[NeanderCarl]

What is the point of this Champions Only match??

[apokalypse7]

TNA! they were on to something!
They're on the WWE's heels!!!

[Loose Cannon]

What is the point of this Champions Only match??

I'm convined the writers write for matches more so then storylines. Like they sit there and scramble there brains to see what cool match they could put together for the week.

[diothoir]

Pretty much so they can say it's the "first ever" thing.

[Corndad]

What is the point of this Champions Only match??

Im assuming to put Cena over. Either that or for the unnamed number one contender to cost him the match.

[Pepsi Man]

Whoa, Gerald Brisco. :eek:

[Loose Cannon]

please turn heel

[Pepsi Man]

Someone get Cody a ladder.

[apokalypse7]

Our new number one.

Snitsky!

[diothoir]

YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF YOU DO AND THATS WHAT REALLY HURTS

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm convined the writers write for matches more so then storylines. Like they sit there and scramble there brains to see what cool match they could put together for the week.

At Summerslam

Cena/Lawler/Ross vs. Khali/JBL/Cole in the very first "Champions/Commentators" match

[Pepsi Man]

God, Cena as The Rock again, coming up, eh? :rolleyes:

[apokalypse7]

somebody get Cody some steroids.

[Loose Cannon]

At Summerslam

Cena/Lawler/Ross vs. Khali/JBL/Cole in the very first "Champions/Commentators" match

sad thing is I can actually see a match like that happening.

[ClockShot]

I hear 1-800-Dentist works.

[KingofOldSchool]

Coconuts and urinal cakes??

It was good up until that.

[Pepsi Man]

At Summerslam

Cena/Lawler/Ross vs. Khali/JBL/Cole in the very first "Champions/Commentators" match
rofl :D

[Loose Cannon]

he's losing the strap at Summerslam. I would put a bet on it

[Pepsi Man]

Wait..."best pure athlete"? Oh god.

[apokalypse7]

is he talking about the title or his ass?

[apokalypse7]

he's losing the strap at Summerslam. I would put a bet on it


OH god please let's take that bet!!! Here's my paypal.....

Cena's going hogan over that belt. Only a Mcmahon is going to take that strap off him.... Triple H Mcmahon!!!

[NeanderCarl]

Boy, is this Raw dragging...

Normally I'm quite easily pleased, really. I don't tend to bitch about the WWE product that much, even though I fully agree that it used to be so much better, I tend to just accept what I'm given as far as wrestling goes... but nothing has captured my interest at all tonight. I'm actually bored.

I thought there was big time panic over poor ratings? You'd think they could pull SOMETHING good out of their ass?

[Pepsi Man]

So, does Duggan pin Carlito like he did at the house show?

[ClockShot]

Sandman and Hacksaw.

Oh man....

[NeanderCarl]

Regal's robe looks awful.

[Corndad]

Regal's face expressions make me laugh lol

[diothoir]

Awesome robe on Regal. Carlito and Regal as a tag team could be good simply for Carlito trying to justify Regal as cool.

[KingofOldSchool]

Regal's robe looks awful.

I swear, he killed leopards to make it.

[LK]

I love the Sandman and all but God he's not very good in the ring without weapons.

Now Regal on the other hand...

[LK]

Regal's robe looks awful.
His robe is feckin ace.

[Corndad]

well that was over quick lol

[diothoir]

I swear, he killed leopards to make it.

He knocked them out with the power of the punch and skinned them with the Regal stretch.

What part of that isn't awesome?

[Linkbowler]

I think Orton needs to kill the legend of JR. Anything to get him away from a microphone.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm pulling for Hardy.

[diothoir]

So Kennedy is losing to Jeff Hardy then. :(

[apokalypse7]

:lol:

[Corndad]

Yup Carlitos gonna got f'ed up lol

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Lashley/Carlito feud

[diothoir]

Never run towards the ring in fear!

CARLITO YOU FOOL

[ClockShot]

DAMN!

[apokalypse7]

Carlito didn't see this big black nigger *in front of his face? It's the black shirt....

That's cool!












*(I can say that, here's my NAACP card and my arrest record!)

[LK]

Worst basis for a feud.......ever

[apokalypse7]

I love the remix of Lashley's music.

[apokalypse7]

Feuds over. Tip your waiters.

[NeanderCarl]

Quite a comedown for Lashley... a feud with Carlito?

[apokalypse7]

Chin lock a thon up next!

[diothoir]

Worst basis for a feud.......ever

At least it has some basis in his character, unlike hot coffee or shampoo commercials. :-\

[NeanderCarl]

so which band has performed the customary "add vocals to a remix of X's theme song" this time?

[Corndad]

Worst basis for a feud.......ever

May I remind you of the Booker/Edge WRESTLEMANIA fued over a shampoo commercial. yet again I say WRESTLEMANIA fued

[apokalypse7]

Homer Eats Whopper!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oxy Commercial:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

Worst basis for a feud.......ever

Edge...Booker T...Shampoo

[Corndad]

so who exactly is Nitro.. I mean Morrison gonna fued with now?

[apokalypse7]

It pains me to mention how we can see Sandman and Duggan, but we can't get any Cryme Tyme. They can work.

[mrslackalack]

HAHAHAH that is true on the Booker/Edge feud Corndad.

[KingofOldSchool]

so who exactly is Nitro.. I mean Morrison gonna fued with now?

His feud with Punk will continue.

[apokalypse7]

so who exactly is Nitro.. I mean Morrison gonna fued with now?

Cor Von would be a good choice. Oh, wait...

[ClockShot]

Hey. It's my created wrestler from Raw vs. Smackdown.

[diothoir]

:'(

[LK]

Edge...Booker T...Shampoo
May I remind you that Booker was attempting to rid a nation of greasy hair and Edge got in the way. That's pretty serious stuff.

[mrslackalack]

Cryme Time won the OVW tag titles over the weekend I wonder if they will stay there or still make RAW appearences.

[apokalypse7]

Orton and Cody look like a tag team.

[Corndad]

Hey. It's my created wrestler from Raw vs. Smackdown.

He does kinda look like "Yourself" from Wrestlemania Challenge

[mrslackalack]

I say Orton or Mr. Kennedy will be the #1 contender tonight.

[LK]

Cryme Time won the OVW tag titles over the weekend I wonder if they will stay there or still make RAW appearences.
They've made Raw appearances?

[apokalypse7]

The Kids got class, he's got character, he just got the shit drop kicked out of him.

[apokalypse7]

If they can show jesse and god damn muther fucking festus on SD!, then we can see Cryme Tyme.

[mrslackalack]

I do think Orton/Cody/Carlito should be a stable of 2nd/3rd generation guys.

[LK]

Cody takes a good RKO

[Jura]

All that screaming for the RKO.

[apokalypse7]

The RKO looked good.

[ClockShot]

Wow. Crowd really liked that RKO.

[NeanderCarl]

Why has Cody Rhodes made it to TV before Harry Smith???

Oh, right... of course...

[Corndad]

that drop kick was "yourself"'s finisher too. lol Outstanding

[KingofOldSchool]

Bye bye Dusty

[ClockShot]

LOL!

He pretty much missed!

[Corndad]

OH shit.

[mrslackalack]

I knew Orton would attack Dusty from behind the way Dusty was postioned in the ring and that they hadnt played his or Codys theme music yet.

[KingofOldSchool]

They are going to need two stretchers for Dusty.

[apokalypse7]

It's always tickled me to see a ref be the biggest fag during a match, then two more come out and they're like Horsemen in stripes.

[LK]

Hope they take Cody off TV now that it appears Dusty is finished.

He looks alright but needs to keep working on his in-ring work and then come back with a character.

[apokalypse7]

Dusty's just gonna have to suck it up and walk his big fat ass to the back!

[mrslackalack]

I wonder if this feud will still go on or will it go to Orton/Cena?

[Pepsi Man]

He does kinda look like "Yourself" from Wrestlemania Challenge
*marks out for WrestleMania Challenge*

[KingofOldSchool]

MIIISSSTEERR DOUCHE-BAGGERRRRYYYYYYY

[mrslackalack]

I guess the rest of the night will be

Hardy/Kennedy
Snitsky squash
Another Booker/King segment????
Champions Match
#1 contender named

[KingofOldSchool]

You're wrong, I CAN live without you.

[Corndad]

It amazes me the pops Jeff has been getting. Good lord. Ands it not just little girls and stoners anymore

[apokalypse7]

MIIISSSTEERR DOUCHE-BAGGERRRRYYYYYYY


Khali's jumping to Raw?

[Corndad]

MIIISSSTEERR DOUCHE-BAGGERRRRYYYYYYY

I think your hatred grows more and more every Raw Thread. I love it lol

[diothoir]

What the hell was that

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali's jumping to Raw?

Khali is Ric Flair compared to Mr. Douchebaggery.

[LK]

It amazes me the pops Jeff has been getting. Good lord. Ands it not just little girls and stoners anymore
Since he came back Jeff's actually been pretty damn good. Hence tremendous pops.

[mrslackalack]

Jeff really dont have much competition right now for pops though on RAW. Most of the guys get booed or get no ovation at all.

[apokalypse7]

Khali is Ric Flair compared to Mr. Douchebaggery.

:|
very interesting.
wow. To each his own.

[apokalypse7]

I can see that, considering Cauli's mike skills, and charisma, and with him being a ring general.

Kennedy is it. Just like coke.

[mrslackalack]

Writer ''Vince why dont we give Jeff Hardy a ME run because he gets louder pops than Cena who gets mixed reactions and Lashley who hardly gets any ovation?''

Vince ''YOURE FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!''''''''

[KingofOldSchool]

I've seen more charisma being displayed during a Test/Steve Blackman match.

[Corndad]

OH SHIT!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Time to wrap this up.

[KingofOldSchool]

JESUS CHRIST

[Linkbowler]

YOU FUCKED UP! (or maybe it was a work)
YOU FUCKED UP! (or maybe it was a work)
YOU FUCKED UP! (or maybe it was a work)
YOU FUCKED UP! (or maybe it was a work)

[mrslackalack]

A scary thought I just had, please dont let it be Cena/Snitsky for SS

[diothoir]

Well that looked like death. *wince*

[Corndad]

Good Lord. How did he not kill himself on that.

[KingofOldSchool]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Corndad]

DId Kennedy just lose again lol

[ClockShot]

That's a fucked up ending.

[KingofOldSchool]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[KingofOldSchool]

MIIIIIISSSSTTEEERRRRRR

JOOOOBBBEEERRR!

[mrslackalack]

I predicted Hardy/Kennedy as the opening match for SS I wonder if they will now have a feud bulid up to it now possibly with double countout?

[Corndad]

Koos did you book the end of that match lol

[diothoir]

lol at the fan nodding to Hardy's music while King/JR are dramaing it up.

[Corndad]

They are building this Orton thing up. Makes me think gonna be Orton as #1 contender

[apokalypse7]

:lol:
Hardy, I hate you!

oh puhleez. Please let orton kick the strecher over!!!

[mrslackalack]

KOOS I officialy have to say your right when I said Kennedy going to RAW would be great and you said it was a bad idea.

[NeanderCarl]

Was Dusty wrestling full-time when he was in ECW?

[KingofOldSchool]

Koos did you book the end of that match lol

Nah.

Kennedy would've jobbed clean to a Swanton in under 3 minutes.

[KingofOldSchool]

And then I would give Mr. Kennedy Mr. Pink Slip.

[diothoir]

I still wince every time I see that Cena leg twist bump from the Royal Rumble in the don't try this at home thing. How was something not torn there? :'(

[mrslackalack]

Well HHH pitched the idea for Cena/Orton at SS a couple months back so unless its a total suprise like Snitsky or some1 switching brands I see it Cena/Orton

[Jura]

You're not the same when you smoke weed.

[mrslackalack]

Dusty wasnt full time but did wrestle several matches with Steve Carino in a feud in ECW.

[Vastardikai]

Gentleman... Behold! CORN!!!

[Jura]

lol Triple H is the Bionic Man.

[ClockShot]

TRIPLE H!

[mrslackalack]

And then I would give Mr. Kennedy Mr. Pink Slip.


PINK SLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NeanderCarl]

better than he was before??? hahahaha no chance

[KingofOldSchool]

HOOLIGANZ!!

[mrslackalack]

This should be a pretty good tag match.

[NeanderCarl]

fuck me! London and Kendrick on Raw? Thought they had forgotten about them.

[KingofOldSchool]

fuck me! London and Kendrick on Raw? Thought they had forgotten about them.

Just long enough to job, probably.

[diothoir]

"pouring smoke through a keyhole"

londrick finally have their own stupid comparison :love:

[Loose Cannon]

I think I read they teased a breakup with them

[Loose Cannon]

woah, I'm getting a Child ABduction emergency thing flashing across my screen. Raw has went off. It's really freaky

[diothoir]

holy crap at that floor bump

also GERMAN SUPLEX :'(

TOO SOON

[Azriel]

Damn, is Spanky okay?

[KingofOldSchool]

I think I read they teased a breakup with them

I think the guy who wrote that was just reading into things too much.

[Corndad]

A Ping Pong Movie? Are you kidding me? the hell?

[mrslackalack]

They teased a breakup with them earlier this year over Ashley but nothing happened out of it.

[Sepholio]

I missed the end of the Hardy/Kennedy match and barely caught the little highlight real at the end of it. Was his fuck up seriously that bad (I'm assuming it was Hardy who botched a spot)?

[ClockShot]

Yes. We know. Dusty got carted off to the nearest medical facility.

[Corndad]

Well here comes the match laid down for next week...

[ClockShot]

Anybody spot deadlyheaven yet?

[mrslackalack]

Id have Booker beat Lawler then have HHH make his return after the match.

[Exyle]

God damn it... I never want to hear "What?" from the crowd again. I curse Austin for ever starting that.

[KingofOldSchool]

Gee it's obvious that it's Orton.

[mrslackalack]

Cena in an overcome the odds match for the 4,146,893,591th time.

[KingofOldSchool]

RKO on Cena to end the show

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena in an overcome the odds match for the 4,146,893,591th time.

And of course Cena will lose to the least "intimidating" guy he's ever faced for the title.

[mrslackalack]

If WWE had better booked Orton in late 04 after his face turn then Orton/Cena would have been the ME of a WM.

[Corndad]

No Dq.. hm...

[ClockShot]

I miss Estrada. :'(

[KingofOldSchool]

COME ON DANCE

[KingofOldSchool]

GO DADDY

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena should tag Candice in and then walk out.

[Corndad]

Well atleast we get to see one more RKO tonight. Probably on Cena. so maybe this night will be worth it.

[diothoir]

lol HEEL

[mrslackalack]

Right now I say Orton or a hoopla of guys will say they are the #1 contender and then some kind of match or tourney will decide who is.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[diothoir]

That blockbuster sucked ass. He barely made contact.

[ClockShot]

Jeff Hardy?

[Corndad]

He is still alive lol

[KingofOldSchool]

Shit Jeff is fucking him up.

[KingofOldSchool]

Of course Cena will single handedly destroy the tag champs.

[diothoir]

Here comes the Cena win after beating the tag champs single handed

[ClockShot]

Come on, Orton.....

[Corndad]

We believe it JR. Really we do lol

[mrslackalack]

JR is acting like Cena has never done that before.

[Corndad]

Well that wasnt called lol

[diothoir]

yeah

~RKO!1

[KingofOldSchool]

YES!

[ClockShot]

YEAH!

[Loose Cannon]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES
YES
YES

[Loose Cannon]

TITLE REIGN OVER

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton should RKO the Spinner belt.