Smackdown Spoilers

[Impeccable]

Here are the results from Fresno, I just left! I missed the first half of ECW, so I don't know if there was dark matches before that.

Dark Match Sylvan with Maryse over Funaki.

Batista over Domino with the Batista Bomb, Domino got a lot of offense, interference by Deuce.

Hornswoggle beat Jamie Noble via count out to retain the Cruiserweight Championship Belt.

Chavo Guerrero beat Eugene with the Frog Splash.

Matt Hardy & Ric Flair beat MVP and Chris Masters when Hardy pinned Masters with the Twist of Fate. Afterwards, MVP got on the mic and told Flair and Hardy that he beat both of them, and Hardy challenge him to a match and he would choose the stipulations.

Shows Kristal, Teddy Long, and Vickie backstage with Ron Simmons, Long asks Simmons to be his best man, Simmons accepts by saying Damn, ahem, yes.

Mark Henry beat some dude, squash, Henry gets on the mic and lets everyone know that no man or beast can beat him.

Jimmy Wang Yang & Torrie Wilson over Kenny Dykstra and Victoria when Yang pinned Dystrka with an awesome Asai Moonsault.

Edge video of his surgery.

Kane beat Dave Taylor with the Choke Slam.

The Great Khali has a celebration filled with horrible indian dancers (2 of which were white, haha). Loud fireworks, Batista interrupts celebration and challenges Khali to a one on one match and takes down Khali. I would of popped for this if Khali came out in a camel or elephant.

Dark match has Batista and Rey Mysterio beating Finlay and MVP after Mysterio pinned Finlay with a Senton. Loudest pops for Batista and Mysterio, biggest heat was for Tony Chimmel all night.


Sounds shit this week. Think I'll give it a miss.

[addy2hotty]

That does look truly awful. I'm guessing MVP/Hardy at Summerslam will be a ladder match.

Says it all about the depth of the SD roster when Eugene and Dave Taylor are on the show in one-on-one matches.

Is Kenny a cruiserweight now? LOL, he was 'the next big thing' a few months ago on Raw, now he's jobbing to Shanghai Noon on Smackclowns.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wish the WWE would just call Shantelle Taylor and either Katie Lea or Krissy Vaine up (send the other to RAW) and form a Ladies' Division on SmackDown!. It gives the feud between Victoria and Torrie Wilson at least some purpose.

Hopefully the WWE brings back Paul Burchill as Dave Taylor's protogee to help him out against Kane. I was convinced that was where the handicap feud between Kane and The Blue Bloods was going earlier this year, but they just kind of dropped that.

I'm guessing we'll get MVP vs. Matt Hardy vs. Ric Flair in a TLC Match, or something. It shall be good, but I really think these kind of matches should be going to the guys who need it to get over. I'm thinking Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, The World's Greatest Tag Team and Paul London & Brian Kendrick. MVP vs. Matt Hardy vs. Ric Flair should just be as is, and it would actually be quite the bit of fun.

So Domino is no longer injured. I'm hoping that they get the belts off Deuce N' Domino soon. Batista has a fall over Domino, so maybe they'll let Batistia choose a partner to face them, and Rey Mysterio will be the lucky choice? Then Batista will face The Great Khali at Summerslam, win back the belt (thank God), and Rey will beat Chavo.

Jamie Noble got to face Hornswoggle, as I predicted, but no doubt he has been made to look like an idiot, instead of kicking Hornswoggle's ass like he should have. Alas, my faith in the WWE continues to dwindle.

Matches for Summerslam from SmackDown! should look like this:

* The Great Khali vs. Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship
* Kane vs. Paul Burchill
* Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio
* MVP vs. Matt Hardy vs. Ric Flair vs. Finlay in a Fatal Fourway Match for the WWE United States Championship, seeing as it has to have a stipulation: Matt Hardy chooses to make sure there is an instant replay available to the referee, so MVP can't cheat

[apokalypse7]

Alienoid, that sounds like pure magic, but where in the hell did Burchill come from? That caught me off guard!

[FourFifty]

biggest heat was for Tony Chimmel all night.

It's pretty sad when the ring announcer gets the heat...

[Skippord]

"In a camel"?

[mrslackalack]

WWE Writer ''Lets do another Summerslam wedding lets have Teddy and Kristal marry then''

Vince ''Thats a great idea!''

FANS ''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

[mrslackalack]

Id predict the Smackdown portion of SS is

Khali/Batista for the WHC
Rey/Chavo
MVP/Flair/Hardy/Henry in a fatal 4 way for the U.S. Title
Kane/Finlay

[The One]

Sounds like the second half is a fucking snore fest. At least the first half gets Flair, MVP, and Chavo. Since Edge's exit, I've lost all interest in Kane, which is a shame because I was really looking forward to Edge/Kane. :-|

[Londoner]

Another title celebratrion to end the show? God, smackdown is in the shithole.

[Road Warrior]

glad I have'nt seen the show in weeks

[Corkscrewed]

oh man, that would have seriously been gold if Khali had come out riding an elephant.

[KingofOldSchool]

oh man, that would have seriously been gold if Khali had come out riding an elephant.

It would've been funnier if an elephant came out riding Khali.

It'd be like a modern age Dumbo.

[Stickman]

What's Smackdown?

[Xerzes]

I normally avoid spoilers. But I was watching Smackdown, saw Jamie Noble and the midget. Said to myself that if the worthless, worthless midget won, I'd turn it off and read the spoilers instead. Reading this, I don't think I'm missing anything.