View Full Version : The Reasons to be Ashamed of Being a Wrestling Fan Thread
The One
07-27-2007, 11:02 PM
I am going to try and compile a list of the reasons we all have to feel ashamed to call ourselves fans...here's what I've got so far...
1) John Cena
2) Our legends go crazy and kill their wife and kids
3) Hulk Hogan
4) Paris Hilton has more class than Vince McMahon
5) The World Champion is most notable for having a bit part in an Adam Sandler film
6) A former World Champion was David Arquette
7) Our big great hope for a future heel is someone who poops in people's bags
8) Having to explain that you know it's fake
9) Dumb Tag Teams; Deuce & Domino, West Texas Rednecks, Highlanders, Cryme Time, etc.
10) A midget is Champion
Added on...
11) Indirectly being a fan contributes to Matt Boone continuing to feel like he has a purpose in life
Add some more and if I like them I'll add them to the official list...
Doc Brown
07-27-2007, 11:22 PM
That even after enough time to realize the product is shite, we still make ourselves believe it will get better?
..just saying is all...
Vastardikai
07-28-2007, 12:28 AM
11. All the Wrestling Legends going Crazy.
Londoner
07-28-2007, 12:31 AM
12. It only appeals to wrestling fans who delude themselves into thinking it'll get better.
Mr. Nerfect
07-28-2007, 12:58 AM
Hornswoggle as Champion and John Cena are great ones. :y:
Londoner
07-28-2007, 01:02 AM
13; Matt Boone reports on it.
OverTaker
07-28-2007, 03:17 AM
14. Stupid storylines.
A former cruiserweight heavyweight champion
bland personalities like lashley are pushed to main event status
Rammsteinmad
07-28-2007, 05:51 AM
Boogeyman.
"Dead" people.
Having "King Leonidas" on the roster page. :wtf:
D Mac
07-28-2007, 06:03 AM
The fact that I mark out for Hornswaggle as champ.
That no matter how popular wrestling will get you know it's only a matter of time before everyone - even those who watch during the boom periods - will laugh at you again.
Kane Knight
07-28-2007, 09:40 AM
We are ultimately supporting a lifestyle that leads to the deaths of those we "love."
Replace love with "admire," "respect," Whatever. Same idea.
D Mac
07-28-2007, 10:19 AM
absolutely
Benoit didnt kill his wife and kid. Steroids killed his wife and kid.
Only in wrestling will somone say the cause of death of a wrestler was a broken heart. LOL
Still to this day, one the best lines i've ever heard.
IC Champion
07-28-2007, 11:39 AM
Wait, who died of a broken heart?
Innovator
07-28-2007, 11:58 AM
Pillman, JR said it on the DVD
Mooияakeя™
07-28-2007, 12:45 PM
Kevin Federline beats the champion and has one of the most bring matches in history.
Poor JR, he gets some right shit to commentate on.
BigDaddyCool
07-28-2007, 01:00 PM
Boogeyman.
"Dead" people.
Having "King Leonidas" on the roster page. :wtf:
Boogen is a reason I am proud to be a wrestling fan, ass. :mad:
Exyle
07-28-2007, 05:25 PM
Extreme Expose'
Anybody Thrilla
07-28-2007, 06:43 PM
:roll:
I'm not ashamed of anything. Wrestling is great. I'd probably be ashamed if I fellated men, though.
Reason No. 1:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z115/JayMAnderson/WWE%20Promo%20Shots/Eugene.jpg
Reason No. 2:
http://www.areavoices.com/wrestling/images/thumbnail/kmac.jpg
#BROKEN Hasney
07-28-2007, 07:50 PM
Mae Young, topless.
#BROKEN Hasney
07-28-2007, 07:52 PM
Extreme Expose'
Yeah, thats why I'm ashamed of wrestling. Lets forget all the shitty angles, deaths and Mae Young and concentrate on the fact that 3 hot girls dance around in very little clothing. They're evil and need to be culled.
Pepsi Man
07-28-2007, 08:20 PM
:roll:
I'm not ashamed of anything. Wrestling is great. I'd probably be ashamed if I fellated men, though.
rofl
On a side note, why am I suddenly finding myself agreeing with Anybody Thrilla so much?
Anybody Thrilla
07-28-2007, 09:13 PM
I actually make sense every once in a while. Don't be alarmed.
owenbrown
07-28-2007, 10:31 PM
Mae Young, topless.
AAAAHHHHHH!!! MY EYES! THEY ARE BURNING AGAIN! THE HORROR! DON'T EVER MENTION THIS PHRASE AGAIN! :'( :rant: :mad:
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Exyle
07-29-2007, 02:11 PM
Yeah, thats why I'm ashamed of wrestling. Lets forget all the shitty angles, deaths and Mae Young and concentrate on the fact that 3 hot girls dance around in very little clothing. They're evil and need to be culled.
I wasn't disagreeing with the other points; just adding another one. Sure, they're hot, but it's a waste of five to ten minutes on ECW if you ask me.
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2007, 02:43 PM
So you think you should be ashamed because no more than five (it's NEVER been ten) minutes are wasted on the WWE's c-level show? Damn, I'd hate to see you get ketchup on your pants or something.
Exyle
07-29-2007, 02:53 PM
So you think you should be ashamed because no more than five (it's NEVER been ten) minutes are wasted on the WWE's c-level show? Damn, I'd hate to see you get ketchup on your pants or something.
Are you trying to defend it? No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that it's shameful to waste a segment on something that gets little to no crowd reaction beyond some pity applause from the fans in attendance.
I have to admit, now that the Miz is involved, i just can't look at extreme expose in the same way any more, only with disgust.
To clarify, Miz is a cock
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2007, 05:05 PM
Are you trying to defend it? No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that it's shameful to waste a segment on something that gets little to no crowd reaction beyond some pity applause from the fans in attendance.
No, I've stated myself that they're a waste of time on an hour program. However, the topic at hand in this particular thread was to give reasons to be ASHAMED of being a wrestling fan. The fact that three hot girls dance on the show for a few minutes is not very productive for the show, but it's HARDLY anything to be ashamed of, now is it?
#BROKEN Hasney
07-29-2007, 05:50 PM
No, I've stated myself that they're a waste of time on an hour program. However, the topic at hand in this particular thread was to give reasons to be ASHAMED of being a wrestling fan. The fact that three hot girls dance on the show for a few minutes is not very productive for the show, but it's HARDLY anything to be ashamed of, now is it?
UNLESS, one of them is you estranged sister. Then you would be ashamed of it.
#BROKEN Hasney
07-29-2007, 05:52 PM
I have to admit, now that the Miz is involved, i just can't look at extreme expose in the same way any more, only with disgust.
To clarify, Miz is a cock
I'm beginning to slowly hate ABT because, although I wasn't as down on him as everyone else was.....
I....AM....BEGINNING TO LIKE.....THE......MIZ
Right, it's out in the open now. Feels like a weight off my mind.
FourFifty
07-29-2007, 07:59 PM
10) A midget is Champion
But Rey hasn't come back yet...
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2007, 11:05 PM
I'm beginning to slowly hate ABT because, although I wasn't as down on him as everyone else was.....
I....AM....BEGINNING TO LIKE.....THE......MIZ
Right, it's out in the open now. Feels like a weight off my mind.
Hahaha, I warned you about this. Soon enough, everybody will be a fan of The Miz, but nobody will admit it just to spite me. I applaud your courage, Double H! :y:
chrisat928
07-30-2007, 01:46 AM
TNA trying to fit 50 people onto a one hour, Don West not knowing anything about wrestling(but he can sure sell knives!), them trying to pass Christian as a credible champion, the way they screwed Konnan, thereby causing LAX to drop all the way to the bottom of TNAs tag division, them trying to pass Scott Steiner as a face.
Anybody Thrilla
07-30-2007, 02:07 AM
It really feels like some people are missing the point here.
Skippord
07-30-2007, 02:17 AM
The Miz is awesome
no need for shame
Vastardikai
07-30-2007, 02:35 AM
Marc Mero on Nancy Grace
Russenmafia
07-30-2007, 05:56 PM
Reason No. 1:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z115/JayMAnderson/WWE%20Promo%20Shots/Eugene.jpg
Got it in one there, I fucking hate Eugene.
Anybody Thrilla
07-30-2007, 06:07 PM
When Eugene was fresh, it was a great character. His little mini-feud with Triple H was beautiful
Xerzes
07-31-2007, 02:59 AM
When Eugene was fresh, it was a great character. His little mini-feud with Triple H was beautiful
And then we had him on TV for a third month.
Three years ago.
apokalypse7
07-31-2007, 06:43 PM
Reason No. 1:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z115/JayMAnderson/WWE%20Promo%20Shots/Eugene.jpg
Reason No. 2:
http://www.areavoices.com/wrestling/images/thumbnail/kmac.jpg
Perfect. Just Perfect. Spot on
Kane Knight
07-31-2007, 10:23 PM
Hahaha, I warned you about this. Soon enough, everybody will be a fan of The Miz, but nobody will admit it just to spite me. I applaud your courage, Double H! :y:
Spiting someone who has the discerning pallate of your average maggot. :y:
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