If you think about it, Triple H's entrance is pretty gay

[The Naitch]

He drinks Aquafina tap water and spits it in the air :lol:

[Bad Company]

yup

[Kane Knight]

So are his fans.

[Fox]

But he does it with all those pretty lights flashing!



Trip's should shill himself to some bottled water company and do an ad for them.

(HHH, on the ring apron, the lights flashing, spews his water mist into the air. He turns to the camera, shoving a Dasani bottle in our face)

TRIPLE H: I'M A 10 TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION-AH! I'M MARRIED TO THE DAUGHTER OF VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON-AH! I DRINK DASANI! YOU SHOULD DRINK DASANI TOO-AH!

[mrslackalack]

haha

[mrslackalack]

HHH new Vitamin water spokesman.

[Mr. Nerfect]

So are his fans.

:y:

I am not looking forward to Triple H's return, at all.

[94 SVT Cobra]

HHH new Vitamin water spokesman.


TRY THE NEW VITAMAN WATER FLAVOR, FORMULA HHH!

[GD]

Yeah my girlfriend thinks he looks like a lion when he spits water and roars out loud.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Better yet, Triple H can spit out his ass because of new WWE Brand Preparation HHH.

[darkpower]

TRY Getting
buried
by
an
overgrown
steroid doing
boss's daughter
taxing
has-been
who's
ego
thinks
he
has
no other
heels
on his
fucking
brand

TRY Kennedy...KENNEDY!

TRY it!

[James Steele]

Kane Knight, like you have told me so many times.

Get over it.

[XL]

But he does it with all those pretty lights flashing!



Trip's should shill himself to some bottled water company and do an ad for them.

(HHH, on the ring apron, the lights flashing, spews his water mist into the air. He turns to the camera, shoving a Dasani bottle in our face)

TRIPLE H: I'M A 10 TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION-AH! I'M MARRIED TO THE DAUGHTER OF VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON-AH! I DRINK DASANI! YOU SHOULD DRINK DASANI TOO-AH!
Surely he wouldn't spit it out cos that fresh spring water is so damn delicious.

In fact that would work well.

Go through the whole intro.
Get on the apron.
Take a sip of the water.
But instead of spitting out, he swallows and then proceeds to drink the whole bottle.

[Kane Knight]

Kane Knight, like you have told me so many times.

Get over it.

Twice, you whiny little faggot. Stop being such a Bret Hart.

[Kane Knight]

:y:

I am not looking forward to Triple H's return, at all.

Nor should anyone with the right number of chromosones.

[Mooияakeя™]

You can never take away #1,2 is this on?.... Greatest theme ever.

Heck, even China looked cool when she came down to that. It didn't make her pretty, but that's another story. Though it obviously did something for Trips.

[apokalypse7]

But he does it with all those pretty lights flashing!



Trip's should shill himself to some bottled water company and do an ad for them.

(HHH, on the ring apron, the lights flashing, spews his water mist into the air. He turns to the camera, shoving a Dasani bottle in our face)

TRIPLE H: I'M A 10 TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION-AH! I'M MARRIED TO THE DAUGHTER OF VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON-AH! I DRINK DASANI! YOU SHOULD DRINK DASANI TOO-AH!



He should do his whole act, and then look at the camera and scream



WHERE THE HELL IS MY AQUAFINA!!!!

[Adder]

purified tap water