Official RAW Thread (7/30/2007): Destiny is only an RKO away

[mrslackalack]

This is still better than seeing Khali parade around on Smackdown as the WHC.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cryme Time STILL has never got their WWE Tag Title shot that they won in a match.

What match?

[mrslackalack]

Vince ''DAMNIT YOU SHOULD HAVE SIGNED PACMAN FOR SOME APPEARENCES!''

Creative ''What about Vick?''

Vince ''no he will get more heat than any heel on the roster''

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince ''DAMNIT YOU SHOULD HAVE SIGNED PACMAN FOR SOME APPEARENCES!''

Creative ''What about Vick?''

Vince ''no he will get more heat than any heel on the roster''

And he's more athletic.

[mrslackalack]

They won some kind of match earlier in the year to get a shot at the tag team titles but they never got the match. (this was around the time Cena/HBK and Rated RKO had the belts)

[Jura]

Randall Orton

[BigDaddyCool]

So are they going to have a guy with a dog fighting gimmick?

[Corndad]

The Sarge is gonna get owned lol

[diothoir]

Hey Lawler, watch how men of your age are supposed to put the youngsters over.

[BigDaddyCool]

Randall Orton

Haha, if only he could do the Randall.

[diothoir]

Slaughter's legs are tiny. :o

[mrslackalack]

Whine Up is prolly the weridest choice for a PPV theme song ever by WWE.

[BigDaddyCool]

Hey Lawler, watch how men of your age are supposed to put the youngsters over.

haha, Lawler is old and crappy.

[KingofOldSchool]

They won some kind of match earlier in the year to get a shot at the tag team titles but they never got the match. (this was around the time Cena/HBK and Rated RKO had the belts)

:wave: :lol:

[Corndad]

Hey Lawler, watch how men of your age are supposed to put the youngsters over.

Well Bookers not that young himself but your point is noted.

[Splaya]

What happens if Slaughter wins.......Do we riot???

[BigDaddyCool]

Slaughter's legs are tiny. :o

That is what happens if you don't work out or use 'roids.

[KingofOldSchool]

Slaughter's legs are tiny. :o

Well when your chin is that big, everything else looks small in comparison.

[BigDaddyCool]

What happens if Slaughter wins.......Do we riot???

Naw, we rejoice or simply scratch our heads at why.

[diothoir]

Well Bookers not that young himself but your point is noted.

Comparitively. :$

Yeah didn't really think that through too much. :$

[Corndad]

lol watch Orton lose to Sarge

[Corndad]

Well there goes that

[Splaya]

Kill him Randy....Fucking Kill him

[Xerzes]

How is headbutting someone to escape a submission hold a "cheap shot"?

[KingofOldSchool]

Bye Sarge, seeya next chin.

[mrslackalack]

What legend will job to Orton next week?

[diothoir]

THE KICK IS GOOOOOOD

[KingofOldSchool]

Well that chin is just one big bullseye.

[Corndad]

Quoting a famous American... Nelson from the Simpsons Ha Ha.

[KingofOldSchool]

What legend will job to Orton next week?

Jim Doogan.

[Splaya]

So if Orton comes out and interferes and costs Cena the match, I'll be so happy

[KingofOldSchool]

They are bringing in a stretcher for Sarge, another one will be brought in shortly for his chin.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, Flair was right, the word great and legend is thrown around way too much.

Also, even my girlfriend thinks Orton's punt looks weak.

[Londoner]

Boorriiiinnngggg

[Splaya]

Jim Doogan.

What about the week after?

[mrslackalack]

Id mark out if Steamboat came out as a legend to face Orton one week.

[KingofOldSchool]

What about the week after?

I.R.S.

[BigDaddyCool]

Haha, she also no longer feels bad for people who get their head "kicked in" by Orton. Appearently she thinks they should see it coming by now.

[diothoir]

Jim Doogan.

I thought of Scotty from Star Trek when I read this.

I'd mark out for it.

[mrslackalack]

I am suprised WWE has never had Orton turn on his dad and beat him in a match.

[Innovator]

They should just change it to a knee, cause thats all he hits

[Londoner]

I was hoping this raw would send me to sleep, but the shittyness of it has kept me awake somehow.

[BigDaddyCool]

They should just change it to a knee, cause thats all he hits

No, techinally it is his shin.

[Jura]

Guys, I think I'm gonna start using steroids.

[diothoir]

LOL at "another tragedy perpetuated by Randy Orton"

[mrslackalack]

I.R.S prolly will job as well.

[Jura]

No, techinally it is his shin.
Randy's shin + Slaughter's chin.

[BigDaddyCool]

Guys, I think I'm gonna start using steroids.

Sweat, send me some too.

[Londoner]

Oh Cena might help with the sending me to sleep thing.

[Innovator]

Everyone is looking slimmer this week

[Innovator]

Besides Cena, he's still allowed to juice

[BigDaddyCool]

LOL at "another tragedy perpetuated by Randy Orton"

You know, orton kicked the benoits in the head, to kill their legend and perpetuate a tragidy...too soon? No, just crappy?

Yeah, sorry. I was streching it.

[mrslackalack]

haha KOOS already beat me in predicting it.

[diothoir]

Stay below 59:1 or you'll murder your loved ones. :y:

[BigDaddyCool]

Dayna just called it, Orton is kicking Cena in the head, or at least going to try.

[Splaya]

Dayna just called it, Orton is kicking Cena in the head, or at least going to try.

I'm salivating at the possibility

[KingofOldSchool]

Everyone is looking slimmer this week

Thanks, I'm glad someone around here noticed. :'(

Oh wait...

[Corndad]

You guys ever see Carlito being a long term Main Eventer?

[mrslackalack]

The women and kids chant his name CENA CENA CENA.

[diothoir]

Dayna just called it, Orton is kicking Cena in the head, or at least going to try.

That would rule tbh.

[BigDaddyCool]

You guys ever see Carlito being a long term Main Eventer?

Yes.

BTW, I only want Orton to win because then HHH can win the belt off Orton.

[Innovator]

Orton is looking pretty close to his 2004 weight

[Innovator]

Yes.

BTW, I only want Orton to win because then HHH can win the belt off Orton.Trips will win it at Unforgiven, just like last time.

[mrslackalack]

I dont see Carlito as a ME yet considering hes jobbed to Duggan at some house shows.

[Jura]

Dayna :wave:

[Xerzes]

...big dog daddy strength? Is that what I actually just heard?

[KingofOldSchool]

YES

[BigDaddyCool]

Dayna :wave:

Don't wave at her. :foc:

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Innovator]

CARLITO!

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

[mrslackalack]

WHOA!

[Jordan]

Easily will predict the matches left SPOILERS

Booker wins

Orton wins


CENA WINS

Hahaha maybe you'll stop being a retard now?

[BigDaddyCool]

Sweet, no rioting tonight. Carlito wins!

[Jura]

lol at Orton acting like a cat with a ball of twine dangling in front of it.

[diothoir]

OMG YESSSSSSS

CENAS NOT COOL

[Pepsi Man]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh wait...

Does this mean Cena's met his job quota for the next 4 months?

[BigDaddyCool]

...big dog daddy strength? Is that what I actually just heard?

Yeah, I asked the same question.

[Innovator]

There goes Cena's one job a year, looks like he's retaining

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena and Orton looked like they were playing patty-cake.

[Corndad]

Well can't say they weren't atleast a little bit unpredictable tonight.

[mrslackalack]

I guess the ME might be next week Lashley/Cena vs Orton/Carlito.

[DarKCentaur]

This has been the most ass-backwards RAW I've seen in quite some time. Thus, the most awesome RAW I've seen in quite some time.

KENNEDY.

[Innovator]

I guess the ME might be next week Cody/Cena vs Orton/Carlito.

[Pepsi Man]

Oh wait...

Does this mean Cena's met his job quota for the next 4 years?

[diothoir]

That Raw was a more interesting.

Why couldn't Cena have jobbed last week too? It would've made him more sympathatic.

[Xerzes]

That Raw was a more interesting.

Why couldn't Cena have jobbed last week too? It would've made him more sympathatic.

Nothing could be more sympathetic than total and constant victory, because that's what we all experience in our own lives.

We definitely don't meet drastic, crippling defeat and sorrow at every turn.

Which is why we love John Cena, and do not think he's gay.

[James Steele]

I am really interested in SummerSlam now. I think Kennedy/Lashley could be a good match if they give them enough time.

[Jordan]

I think it will be Kennedy/Carlito/Lashly

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's good to hear Cena and Lashley jobbed to Carlito and Kennedy. That's the way it should be. Part of me is hoping for Cena/Orton to be modified into an Elimination Chamber Match featuring John Cena, Randy Orton, Carlito, Mr. Kennedy and Bobby Lashley. As for the sixth entrant, I'd take a chance and have Jeff Hardy fill the slot, and instead have Umaga defend the IC Title against Cody Rhodes. Everybody wins.

[Splaya]

It's good to hear Cena and Lashley jobbed to Carlito and Kennedy. That's the way it should be. Part of me is hoping for Cena/Orton to be modified into an Elimination Chamber Match featuring John Cena, Randy Orton, Carlito, Mr. Kennedy and Bobby Lashley. As for the sixth entrant, I'd take a chance and have Jeff Hardy fill the slot, and instead have Umaga defend the IC Title against Cody Rhodes. Everybody wins.

No.

I would rather have

Orton vs Cena

Kennedy vs Lashley

Carlito vs Cody Rhodes

Jeff Hardy vs Umaga

Everyone wins

[SammyG]

KKKENNNEEEDYYYYY

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Not going to lie, I was entertained by Raw tonight. Although I think the Cryme TIme bit ran a bit long.

Kennedy and Lashley had a good match for Raw, and Kennedy went over. I was absolutely fucking loving Santino on the mic. Say what you want about him, but that was golden.

[Londoner]

Tbh, I thought Raw sucked. Only interesting thing was the shocking results.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I enjoyed Raw, but where the hell was Jeff Hardy? He had a HUGE week last week, and not so much as a mention this week.

[Innovator]

No showed

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, just saw that other thread. GOD DAMN IT.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah, just saw that other thread. GOD DAMN IT.

ROFL

[SammyG]

I hope John Cena retains at Summerslam. I am a huge mark for Cena.