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The One
07-31-2007, 10:41 PM
If you could pick one wrestler to just disappear off of television forever, who would it be? Nothing horrible happens to them, they don't die or anything, they just never appear on a wrestling program ever again...

Who would you pick?

Kane Knight
07-31-2007, 10:56 PM
Tough one.

Ben Rodrigues
07-31-2007, 11:00 PM
Mark Henry

James Steele
07-31-2007, 11:02 PM
John Cena

He is annoying and obnoxious. He overacts everything he does and ruins anything that has potential to be good he is involved in.

hbk4life121
07-31-2007, 11:02 PM
Batista or John Cena!

McLegend
07-31-2007, 11:04 PM
Tovo's favorite wrestler at the moment

KingofOldSchool
07-31-2007, 11:08 PM
The Miz

mrslackalack
07-31-2007, 11:10 PM
Khali

Innovator
07-31-2007, 11:13 PM
Collie

The One
07-31-2007, 11:26 PM
Tovo's favorite wrestler at the moment

HEY! What did Shark Boy ever do to you man?!?!:mad:

Jordan
07-31-2007, 11:27 PM
I don't hate anyone in WWE right now... Maybe Rino he's just bland to me.

Kane Knight
07-31-2007, 11:38 PM
Rhino is back?

Jordan
07-31-2007, 11:39 PM
TNA everytime I turn it one he's on bitching about alcohol

Xero
07-31-2007, 11:56 PM
Does Don West count?

CYCLOPTERSAURUS
07-31-2007, 11:59 PM
Cena

Dorkchop
08-01-2007, 12:33 AM
Does Don West count?

D Mac
08-01-2007, 02:04 AM
Well I don't watch TNA anymore or I would say West also so I would have to say Mark Henry.

Rammsteinmad
08-01-2007, 02:19 AM
Mark Henry.

Mr. Pierre
08-01-2007, 02:19 AM
It was between Snitsky and Mark Henry. At least I can laugh at Snitsky's ugly Big Boot. So I'll say Henry.

Skippord
08-01-2007, 02:26 AM
Umaga

dunno why he just pisses me off

Skippord
08-01-2007, 02:26 AM
or Santino

blueskies
08-01-2007, 02:27 AM
i have to go w/ Mark Henry.. never liked him, never will

FourFifty
08-01-2007, 02:37 AM
Hogan.
It's off TV forever, which means no more interviews, no more hogan knows best, and no "one last match" again. I know he's not in the lime light right now, but this'll make sure he stays out.

Mr. Nerfect
08-01-2007, 03:30 AM
I've narrowed it down to six entities: John Cena, Batista, The Great Khali, Triple H, the Voodoo Kin Mafia or Don West.

West is just a horrible commentator. If they used him just for TNA Today, as a kind of comedy act to sell merchandise, I'd be fine with him. I could also buy him as a heel manager, or something. He's just so annoying, I'd mark out for him to get his ass kicked.

BG James and Kip James have just been pure shit since they turned into DX-lite-lite. The WWE isn't even running the DX angle anymore, and it was enough of a parody of itself for it to be worthy of ripping off in TNA. I used to be a huge Billy Gunn fan, but as Kip James, he's been really bland. I wouldn't be as opposed to them if they jobbed and became The James Gang, once again.

Triple H is just an egotistical piece of shit. "Nobody made Triple H, everyone needs to make themself." I think Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, The Rock and Stephanie McMahon all did their parts to make Triple H half as relevent as he is today, even if all they did was lie on their back. By the way, that's a reference to Mick Foley, not Steph. I'm pretty sure the only time she lets the guy call the shots is when she's taking it from behind. However, Triple H is talented, so if he put the company before himself more, he would not be as irritating.

Khali is just shit coated shit dipped in shit. I don't care who finds it funny when he tries to talk, the man has no business on my TV. If he was a face helping out a little buddy in the tag team division, getting someone like Funaki over, he would have a purpose. I don't find a guy who walks like he has arthritus with the skill of a dog that has died of said ailment worthy of being World Heavyweight Champion. Not in the slightest.

Batista is just bland these days. The marks still love him, but I've been unable to get interested in anything he's done since he returned from injury. King Booker lost the World Heavyweight Title far too early because of this man. I'm still going to rejoice when Batista takes the belt off Khali, though. Then he needs to turn heel and feud with Rey Mysterio, or something. Batista was best when he was still the same as he was when he was a heel, only he was kicking the ass of Triple H and Ric Flair, who were then bad guys themselves.

John Cena's matches are just as bad as Batista. I honestly can't get them into them. His selling is awful, and his movements are mechanical, and they ruin potentially great matches for me. I did find myself enjoying his bout with Johnny Nitro on ECW a while ago, but that is it. His 55-minute overrated match with HBK was ruined by Cena and his ability to suck the drama out of anything. As long as the WWE continue to treat this guy like a top star, I'm not going to be able to buy him as such. Cena needs to lose a lot, and look human before I can buy him as anything buy a overpushed piece of shit.

So yeah, there is hope for everyone in that list, however, seeing as I only get to choose one, I'd choose Cena, just because he's in the most critical role.

Sepholio
08-01-2007, 03:39 AM
I would actually tie Mark Henry, Khali, Cena and Batista all together so that if one of them had to leave, they all would.

A couple weeks ago I would have said Santino, but I liked him on RAW for some reason this week.

Afterlife
08-01-2007, 04:26 AM
There's a lotta guys in whom I find to entertainment value....

But, if I had to pick just one to fire, it'd be Dalip. I'm really not one to jump on bandwagons, but let's look at the cold, hard truth of the matter: He's not a wrestler. Chris Masters is a lame duck, but we've seen him wrestle. Even Randy "Shitbag" Orton is a wrestler, regardless of his underuse of skill and overuse of the phrase "you see". But Khali has never...ever...wrestled. He stands; he wobbles if you hit his torso; he clubs downward; he says "Blarga blarga blarga"-- the cat won't even get down to pin an opponent. I mean, not only does he stand the whole match, almost perfectly still, but he then pins his rival by standing on him!

So, let me rephrase: to pick a wrestler to banish from the biz, I'd choose Booker Tedious.

But, if I could choose any name on the roster, it'd be The Less-Than-Great Khali.

chrisat928
08-01-2007, 05:42 AM
Sting, Rhino, Team 3D, Steiner Bros, Christian Cage, Kurt Angle, Voodoo Kin Mafia, Tomko, Jacky Moore, Gail Kim, Nash, Basham & Damaja, Chrsty Hemme, Dustin Rhodes, James Mitchell, Jeff Jarrett, Jerry Lynn, Mr. Backlund, Raven, Elix Skipper, Ron Killings, Sharkboy, Test.

SammyG
08-01-2007, 06:12 AM
lol chris. Mark Henry, yeah.

IC Champion
08-01-2007, 11:52 AM
Sting, Rhino, Team 3D, Steiner Bros, Christian Cage, Kurt Angle, Voodoo Kin Mafia, Tomko, Jacky Moore, Gail Kim, Nash, Basham & Damaja, Chrsty Hemme, Dustin Rhodes, James Mitchell, Jeff Jarrett, Jerry Lynn, Mr. Backlund, Raven, Elix Skipper, Ron Killings, Sharkboy, Test.
Christian Cage and Angle both are greatness, so go fuck yourself on a chain linked fence.

Indifferent Clox
08-01-2007, 12:29 PM
Most women wrestler's who take up time and aren't any good. I'd like them to appear naked on my tv, or wrestling well, but not halfway of each.

Stickman
08-01-2007, 12:41 PM
Kahli
Kane
Umaga
Carlito

Outsider
08-01-2007, 01:09 PM
Undertaker.

BigDaddyCool
08-01-2007, 01:29 PM
Sanitno.

BigDaddyCool
08-01-2007, 01:30 PM
I would have said benoit, but god already took care of that one for me.

chrisat928
08-01-2007, 02:37 PM
Christian Cage and Angle both are greatness, so go fuck yourself on a chain linked fence.

They're also what ruined TNA.

The One
08-01-2007, 02:48 PM
They're also what ruined TNA.

Are you on crack? Angle and Cage have made TNA the place to be at the moment, IMO.

chrisat928
08-01-2007, 03:37 PM
Are you on crack? Angle and Cage have made TNA the place to be at the moment, IMO.
At the expence of TNAs own talent.
If it wasn't for Christain, right now we'd probably have Samoa Joe vs AJ Styles for the Heavyweight Title, An X Division that would still be thriving, and a pretty good Tag division.

KingofOldSchool
08-01-2007, 03:57 PM
At the expence of TNAs own talent.
If it wasn't for Christain, right now we'd probably have Samoa Joe vs AJ Styles for the Heavyweight Title, An X Division that would still be thriving, and a pretty good Tag division.

Well let me drive to Orlando and personally thank Christian for preventing that from happening.

Russenmafia
08-01-2007, 04:06 PM
Eugene

chrisat928
08-01-2007, 05:26 PM
You have got to be kidding me.
2005 was the best year TNA ever had, and ever since they moved to Spike they've gotten worse. Because Spike wants to compete with WWE, but Spike isn't willing to give them the money they need. Spike told them to bring in Stimg, Christain and Kurt Angle, so much so Spike is paying their contracts.
Spike isn't going to give them a two hour time slot, so TNA is going to go back to Fox, who seems to have trouble keeping TV shows on the air that aren't animated.


Coming this fall: A new season of "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" followed by TNA Impact!

IC Champion
08-01-2007, 05:27 PM
Well let me drive to Orlando and personally thank Christian for preventing that from happening.
Seriously though, before they came, TNA was a bunch of guys with some talent, that could do some spots, but couldnt really work for shit.

chrisat928
08-01-2007, 05:39 PM
Why the hell are you so high on Christian? His mic skills are decent but his in ring work is horrible.

What exactly makes you suck his dick so much?

KingofOldSchool
08-01-2007, 05:53 PM
Why the hell are you so high on Christian? His mic skills are decent but his in ring work is horrible.

What exactly makes you suck his dick so much?

He has something that 97% of the TNA roster doesn't have.

PSYCHOLOGY & CHARISMA

apokalypse7
08-01-2007, 06:00 PM
He has something that 97% of The televised wrestling world doesn't have.

PSYCHOLOGY & CHARISMA

:y:

IC Champion
08-01-2007, 06:14 PM
Christian has decent in ring work, and if nothing else, he's entertaining.

SammyG
08-01-2007, 06:31 PM
One would say that he is the Captain of Charisma.

The One
08-01-2007, 06:36 PM
One would say that he is the Captain of Charisma.

Yes, Tovo would say that. :y:

True Brit Grit
08-01-2007, 06:37 PM
Masters

FourFifty
08-01-2007, 09:12 PM
Sting, Rhino, Team 3D, Steiner Bros, Christian Cage, Kurt Angle, Voodoo Kin Mafia, Tomko, Jacky Moore, Gail Kim, Nash, Basham & Damaja, Chrsty Hemme, Dustin Rhodes, James Mitchell, Jeff Jarrett, Jerry Lynn, Mr. Backlund, Raven, Elix Skipper, Ron Killings, Sharkboy, Test.


I don't think this list is Mr. Backlund authorized.....

loopydate
08-01-2007, 10:04 PM
At the expence of TNAs own talent.
If it wasn't for Christain, right now we'd probably have Samoa Joe vs AJ Styles for the Heavyweight Title, An X Division that would still be thriving, and a pretty good Tag division.

And nobody would be watching.

gatoconbotas
08-01-2007, 10:46 PM
It'd have to be Khali.
What a waste of matter.

Jordan
08-01-2007, 10:50 PM
Christian has charisma no doubt but he's not a top notch work in my opinion.

Dorkchop
08-01-2007, 11:05 PM
Why the hell are you so high on Christian? His mic skills are decent but his in ring work is horrible.

What exactly makes you suck his dick so much?

Probably because his mic skills are great and his in ring work is great too. He has great psychology and knows how to work a crowd. You're entitled to hate him, but some of us are entitled to our opinion that he's usually one of the only reasons to watch TNA. Angle has been great for the past couple of weeks, so we can now add him up there with Christian.

Afterlife
08-02-2007, 12:14 AM
Christian has charisma no doubt but he's not a top notch work in my opinion.

That's a matter of perspective.

A 6 in WWE can be a 10 in TNA.

hitman23
08-02-2007, 02:56 AM
Khali

darkpower
08-02-2007, 03:32 AM
http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/JimRossPicture.jpg

IC Champion
08-02-2007, 10:55 AM
That's a matter of perspective.

A 6 in WWE can be a 10 in TNA.
Christian is a 10 anywhere, WWE, TNA, AAA, even in the 2 sided ring of Madagascar.

Jordan
08-02-2007, 03:59 PM
I loved his teaming with Edge in WWE and his program with Jericho and Cena but he's no savior. But I'd say he could be in time. He is still young and has a lot of time left.

Afterlife
08-04-2007, 09:42 AM
Christian is a 10 anywhere, WWE, TNA, AAA, even in the 2 sided ring of Madagascar.

That's not even close to my point.

KingofOldSchool
08-04-2007, 10:27 AM
Christian is a 10 anywhere, WWE, TNA, AAA, even in the 2 sided ring of Madagascar.

Or even the foggy, swamp filled region of the Serengeti.

That is until he feels the...

http://www.virtualstuff.narod.ru/superstars/k-z/montybrown.jpg

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNNNNCCCE!

Mooияakeя™
08-04-2007, 02:18 PM
Cena. The main event would be WIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE OPEN. or atleast, more interesting.

Heyman
08-04-2007, 03:57 PM
If you could pick one wrestler to just disappear off of television forever, who would it be? Nothing horrible happens to them, they don't die or anything, they just never appear on a wrestling program ever again...

Who would you pick?

I'm a little surprised with the selection of many posters on here (i.e. Cena, Triple H, Khali, etc., etc.).

Cena generates the most "energy" from the crowd. Cena is far from being a problem in the WWE. The WWE's biggest problem in regards to Cena, is that they are putting him in feuds against non main-eventers (that the WWE thinks are main-eventers).

Guys like Lashley, Umaga, Edge, etc. are all great, but the fans don't see them as TRUE main-eventers.....atleast in the same boat as they see guys like Triple H, The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, Undertaker, etc.

If the WWE continue to push Cena as a face (and as result, let the fans boo the living shit out of Cena) against BIG NAMES like Undertaker, Dave Batista, Triple H, and even a returning Rock or Stone Cold, Cena's character would be ELECTRIC. I guaran-fuckin-tee it.

p.s. As for the answer to this thread, I would release one of the no-named women.

Khali's size atleast gives him a "presence" in the WWE. Khali should win/destroy his opponents 95% of the time IMO. The 5% of the time that he LOSES however....it should be to an up-coming midcarder. Khali has a purpose in the WWE IMO. Khali, if used right, can gave major credibility to the wrestlers he jobs to (the WWE just has to make sure that he doesn't JOB too much.....like they did with Kane and Big Show for instance).

Umaga should play a similar role on RAW (as he is pretty much doing).

Mark Henry can be a bodyguard or something (i.e. MVP's bodyguard).

It all depends on how you USE someone.

In the year 2000, the WWE made a star out of Rikishi by giving hooking him up with Too Cool. Bottom line? It's all about presentation. GIVE a reason for the fans to care about someone. Period.

Mooияakeя™
08-04-2007, 08:22 PM
Sting, Rhino, Team 3D, Steiner Bros, Christian Cage, Kurt Angle, Voodoo Kin Mafia, Tomko, Jacky Moore, Gail Kim, Nash, Basham & Damaja, Chrsty Hemme, Dustin Rhodes, James Mitchell, Jeff Jarrett, Jerry Lynn, Mr. Backlund, Raven, Elix Skipper, Ron Killings, Sharkboy, Test.

So you're a TNA fanboy then?



:shifty:

chrisat928
08-05-2007, 02:18 AM
TNA was alot better before the influx of former WWE and too old WCW performers. In 2005 the only problems I had with TNA were the announcers, Larry Zabisco(yes I know that's not right.), and Jeff Jarrett.
After the influx of all the others, TNA started slowing down, and adding more skits, and backstage antics. Look at TNA now, the X division is almost nonexisitant, the tag division is also horrible, and with Angle winning every belt at the PPV it's only going to get worse.