Official RAW Thread (8/06/2007): Back From The Dead

[RP]

I love that Carlito is involved in this main event type storyline

[mrslackalack]

Well at least Cena FUed Carlito and got some kind of reaction as if Lashley speared Carlito there would have been no reaction at all

[mrslackalack]

I think Regal as GM will be pretty good, I marked out for the 5 seconds though when it appeared Sandman had won it.

[RVDmark]

Well gents its been a pleasure but its gone 3am and I need sleep. First Raw in a looooong time where I'm disappointed to miss the next hour though.

I think its safe to say that WWE still knows how to bring it when it needs to.

Well done Vince :)

P.s. Cena STILL loses. Goodnight.

[Innovator]

Cena is back to getting the boo treatment

[mrslackalack]

I so hope Orton wins the WWE title at Summerslam.

[RVDmark]

George Burns > Cena

And I'm talking at this very moment, not when Burns was still alive.
Mr burns (simpsons) > Cena

[FourFifty]

Well at least Cena FUed Carlito and got some kind of reaction as if Lashley pooped on the American flag there would have been no reaction at all

[RVDmark]

Gay jokes, no ball jokes, 1998 called Cena, the Rock wants his material back
Wasn't Rock's material. Rocks material was funny.

[mrslackalack]

Makes me so mad that tomorrow we should be getting our Austin Legacy and World Class DVDs but because of the Benoit tragedy we have to wait 3 more months on Austins and 4 more months on the World Class.

[Azriel]

I think it'll be cool with Regal as GM

[mrslackalack]

LOL Fourfifty

[Innovator]

Wasn't Rock's material. Rocks material was funny.It was also R rated, not PG

[KingofOldSchool]

And Umaga jobs.

[ClockShot]

Umaga vs. Cena. Heh.

[Corndad]

Sounds like Wrestlemania 2000 all over again. The family's divided lol

[mrslackalack]

Yeah Rock would have been hilarous. He would have told Orton that the night before he faces him to ''say his prayers and then God would appear and say Ryan you dont have a chance against The Rock'' But my name is Ran........... It doesnt matter what your name is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RP]

lol regal looked like he wanted to laugh at Vince there

[mrslackalack]

Time for Lawler to job

[Innovator]

Coronation Ceremony next week? Enter the Game

[RVDmark]

Makes me so mad that tomorrow we should be getting our Austin Legacy and World Class DVDs but because of the Benoit tragedy we have to wait 3 more months on Austins and 4 more months on the World Class.
You know this really pisses me off about WWE. Would it really hurt to sell some DVD's with a great performer on it? They didn't edit Osama Bin Laden out of the news did they? AND he's killed many many people (But not neccessarily on 9/11).

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Did she say the winner would crown the loser?
What?

[Azriel]

Goodness? Vince?! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Also, what happened to Umaga's face turn?

[Innovator]

Orton slipped there, said WWF

[KingofOldSchool]

Did she say the winner would crown the loser?
What?

And I thought I was the only one who heard that.

[Azriel]

yeah Inno, I thought I remember hearing HHH was returning on next week's RAW. So, HHH vs. King Booker at SS then?

[RVDmark]

Yeah Rock would have been hilarous. He would have told Orton that the night before he faces him to ''say his prayers and then God would appear and say Ryan you dont have a chance against The Rock'' But my name is Ran........... It doesnt matter what your name is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And GOD spoke to Billy.................Ahhh good times.

[Innovator]

Listen to that pop for Lawler....


Turn your volume up, you might be able to hear it

[KingofOldSchool]

Also, what happened to Umaga's face turn?

It got hit with the dreaded "RESET" button.

[Innovator]

yeah Inno, I thought I remember hearing HHH was returning on next week's RAW. So, HHH vs. King Booker at SS then?Thats the plan feud deserter

[mrslackalack]

I wonder if Vince might spark up a feud with someone in time for Summerslam???? I know that Foley and Piper have both asked to be booked in a match against Vince.

[KingofOldSchool]

yeah Inno, I thought I remember hearing HHH was returning on next week's RAW. So, HHH vs. King Booker at SS then?

Welcome to three weeks ago.

[RVDmark]

Listen to that pop for Lawler....


Turn your volume up, you might be able to hear it
A guy in row 3 farted but I still can't hear the pop.

[FourFifty]

Listen to that pop for Lawler....


Turn your volume up, you might be able to hear it

They should have had this match at The Garden (where the crowd is always hot) or in Memphis (if I need to explain why, you're an idiot).

[Kane Knight]

Some fan has a "Real Fans Respect Cena" sign


Where is that guy Thrilla looks after?

[mrslackalack]

The only debate is if HHH is returning on RAW at MSG or at SS? At first RAW at MSG was said but heard that the first appearence of HHHs return would be at SS. However with the decline in ratings WWE might have him appear at RAW next week at MSG to get that big pop like he got 5 years ago.

[Kane Knight]

So basically, millions of people tuned in tonight to see the big changes. Vince, seeing the ratings, will assume that he means ratings, and his new direction works. He will then unify the titles on himself.

[Kane Knight]

Did that sign say "Eat spit" or "Eat shit?"

[Corndad]

BOOK-AH!

[ClockShot]

Poor Jerry.

[mrslackalack]

Well something will happen next week during the crowning ceremony

[KingofOldSchool]

Booker should've taken out Lawler quicker than that.

[Innovator]

Poor Jerome.

[Innovator]

Batista vs. Great Collie = 30 car pile up

[Azriel]

That's being too generous

[mrslackalack]

RAw threads doing great tonight.

[The Miz]

lol "We've Cena Nough"

[Innovator]

ECW thread will beat it tomorrow

[Sepholio]

HHH will interfere with the crowning ceremony next week, gauranteed.

I see Lawler going to put the crown on King Bookuuuhhhhss head and then the lights cut out and HHH's music hits. It is so freaking obvious it is going to happen, but I am still going to mark out like a bitch for some reason.

[Ninti the Mad]

RAW has been terrible thus far.

I was expecting more or something I guess.

Snitsky vs Jobber tag team member
Booker T(awesome) vs Lawler which you know will be a shitty match
Weak woman's match
Lame Cabana segment

And then Cena vs Umaga AGAIN? Something big has to happen for this RAW to have any meaningfulness to it. :/

[Jordan]

I was diggin the first 40 minutes but it has sucked since.

[Innovator]

HHH will interfere with the crowning ceremony next week, gauranteed.

I see Lawler going to put the crown on King Bookuuuhhhhss head and then the lights cut out and HHH's music hits. It is so freaking obvious it is going to happen, but I am still going to mark out like a bitch for some reason.I'm gonna be there, and I;ll probably mark....just to see a credible main eventer

[FourFifty]

ECW thread will beat it tomorrow

I'll have a 15 min bathroom break.

[Innovator]

I was diggin the first 40 minutes but it has sucked since.Once Cena came on the screen

[Loose Cannon]

every time I see Kennedy from a distance, I think Crash Holly

[Innovator]

I'll have a 15 min bathroom break.Thats your 15 minutes of fame

[Loose Cannon]

where's the scale Crash?

[mrslackalack]

WWE should do something aboutthat situation for the WHC. They have said that the Batista/Khali house show WHC title matches are awful and short to setup a tag team ME match. They desperately need to get the belt off Khali and quit having Batista as the challenger every single month

[Innovator]

Kennedy took LashlBrady out straight up, why is that devilish JR?

[KingofOldSchool]

NYYYYYYYYYYYQQQUIIIILLL

[KingofOldSchool]

NYYYYQQQQQQUIIILLLL

[FourFifty]

I love this promo!

[KingofOldSchool]

NYYYYYQQQQQQUUUIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[JT]

okay, don't kill it pal...

[mrslackalack]

KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY

[KingofOldSchool]

NYYYYY-QQQQQQQUIII-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Corndad]

LOL they faded away lol

[ClockShot]

Whoa. I guess production had enough of him.

[Jordan]

LOL seven times

[JT]

wtf!?!

didn't we just get back from commecial?

[KingofOldSchool]

BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOORRRRR-IIIIINNNG

[RP]

ROFL did Kennedy just go out there and forget his promo and start yelling Kennedy until they cut to commercial?

[KingofOldSchool]

BBBBBOOOOOOOORRRRR-IIIIIINNNNNNNG

[FourFifty]

KENNEDY!!!

[Xerzes]

Congratulations, WWE, I now feel less bad about the inevitable HHH/Kennedy squash. That was awful.

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL did Kennedy just go out there and forget his promo and start yelling Kennedy until they cut to commercial?

It's the only thing he knows how to do.

[RawRocks]

Would someone PLEASE SHOVE THE FUCKING MIC UP Mr KENNEDY'S REAR END!

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOORRRRR-IIIIINNNNNNG

[Corndad]

I bet KooS wished he would have taped that Promo. That was classic. lol

I still cant get over they just faded to Commercial lol

[FourFifty]

I hate these fathead ads. They say "Fathead" around 395,230 times.

[RP]

lol apparently the Kennedy promo didnt happen.

[mrslackalack]

Boy this RAW hit a big roadbump tonight thus far.

[Innovator]

I'd laugh if Meatball cost Umaga the match

[Corndad]

Oh my god. This will be great lol

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL at Duggan's suit

[RP]

LOL i was about to say how bad this is, until i saw Hacksaws face LOL

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFLMAO DUGGAN IS THE MAN

[Corndad]

DAMN

[Innovator]

Duggan's got wood, my god WWE creative was up all night with that one

[KingofOldSchool]

Boy this RAW hit a big roadbump tonight thus far.

It started once One-Trick Kennedy came out

[FourFifty]

DAMN

[Ninti the Mad]

I really wanted Duggan to be GM but Regal works out wonderfully.

At least that is one good thing out of RAW as Coachman is bland as fuck.

[Corndad]

Im sorry but this is great.

Umanga lol

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL Regal

[Ninti the Mad]

Oh god its going to be Maria with that guy marella

[FourFifty]

:love:I :heart: Regal!:love:

[Xerzes]

You-mang-guh

[ClockShot]

Ron Simmons for the win.

[Ninti the Mad]

God... its so obvious what is going to happen.

[Corndad]

Id laugh if Punk came out and just gave all them the G2S...

[FourFifty]

They need CM Punk to come out for this bit.

[mrslackalack]

I wonder is Santino will lose this dating game and snap here.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Corndad]

Regal is amazing

[Innovator]

Regal is awesome

[RP]

.....

[Ninti the Mad]

SPAM LOL

[McLegend]

Regal is hilarious.

But WTF is this.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahaha

[Linkbowler]

SPAM!

[Corndad]

SPAM!

[FourFifty]

SPAM!

[Innovator]

She loves spam, at least she'd be a cheap date

[Corndad]

Santino lol

[RP]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[mrslackalack]

SPAM

[Ninti the Mad]

SADDAM!

[KingofOldSchool]

NAM!

[FourFifty]

SPAM!

(no, I'm not talking about this sketch)

[RP]

NAM lol

[ClockShot]

NAM!

[Ninti the Mad]

lol NAM

[Linkbowler]

NAM!

[Corndad]

Regals gonna lose it lol

[Innovator]

God Santino sucks

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Babies and puppies!

[RP]

Hacksaw looks just like Nick Nolte

[KingofOldSchool]

They kind've half stole my idea.

Except replace Snitsky with Marella.

[ClockShot]

Whoever said the babies bit before. Collect your winnings.

[mrslackalack]

Yeah the only thing cheaper than Spam is like Ramen Noodles.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL STAND UP WHEN YOURE TALKING TO ME

[Corndad]

This almost makes up for the retardedness of the last month 1/2

[Linkbowler]

Are you mildly retarded?

Best. Question. Ever.

[KingofOldSchool]

RON!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I LOVE SANTINO!

[Innovator]

Maria choses bachelor 4, Punker

[FourFifty]

:lol: Ron got the bigger pop than Jim.

[mrslackalack]

hahaahhahahaha

[ClockShot]

HA HA HA!

Good crowd. Boo him out of the building!

[Corndad]

LOL

[Xerzes]

The Ron Simmons!

[KingofOldSchool]

A crepe?

[SuperSlim]

Now that is cool.

Ron Simmons with the win...

DAMN!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

SCRAM

[ClockShot]

SCRAM!

[Corndad]

SCRAM!

[JT]

SCRAM!

[KingofOldSchool]

Ron Simmons is a crepe?

[FourFifty]

I've liked Santanio since day one, but I love him as a heel.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

He reminds me of Fez from 70s show.

[Innovator]

AHAHAHAHHA UMAGA!!!

[Linkbowler]

YES!

[ClockShot]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Umaga hungry.

[FourFifty]

Hold the pasta fagul....... I take back what I just said.

[Corndad]

Oh god that was priceless.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Also, I love Ron Simmons. They should do variations of this everyweek with Ron.

# 2... What do you drive?

..................... VAN!

Also, Ron should win every week.

[mrslackalack]

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

[Jordan]

LOL WWE needs more of this, that was funny as hell.

[KingofOldSchool]

Also, I love Ron Simmons. They should do variations of this everyweek with Ron.

# 2... What do you drive?

..................... VAN!

Also, Ron should win every week.

What do you eat for Christmas Dinner?

.......HAM!

[mrslackalack]

Is Estrada ever going to come back?

[Innovator]

I miss Nature Boy on RAW

[mrslackalack]

Who is your favorite wrestler besides yourself Ron?

ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JT]

Back in the day, I remember seeing that guy quite a bit (guy with the summons)

[SuperSlim]

all I'm going to say is I hope Umaga wins

[Corndad]

#2 Who was your favorite Flinstones Character?

.... BAM BAM.

[mrslackalack]

Yeah I miss Flair on RAW but hes actually gotten the ME a couple times on Smackdown.

[FourFifty]

Cena is on his way to the ring.

http://www.videlectrix.com/wheresanegg.html

[KingofOldSchool]

Umanga should've nailed Cena with the Samoan Spike when Cena slid into the ring.

[Xerzes]

I miss Estrada.

[mrslackalack]

Hope the crowd roots for Umaga in this match.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

#2, what is your favorite Stephen King book?

..........
........
.....


STAND!

[KingofOldSchool]

#2 if you had a son, what would you name him?

.............SAM!

[Innovator]

A good ol Cena sucks chant

[KingofOldSchool]

#2 What kind of cooking spray do you use?

......PAM!

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice spinning heel kick

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'd love children... What would you name your first son....

..
....
DAN!!

[Innovator]

#2, what was your favorite pop group in the 80s?

WHAM

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Damn, KooS beat me to it.

[Xerzes]

Is the tattoo on the side of Umaga's neck new?

[Innovator]

Gotta hope for a Spike into an RKO

[FourFifty]

#2
So who is your favorite football team?

.......RAMS

[What Would Kevin Do?]

#2, if we got married, where would we go on our honeymoon?

...... AmsterDAM!

[mrslackalack]

It would be awesome if Orton interfrered in this match and RKO'd Cena. He would then ask Umaga to help him and they double team Cena and then Orton does his pose while he does the pose and turns around WHAM Umaga nails him with the Somoan Spike thus completing the face turn.

[FourFifty]

#2
If you went to Dennys, and you could only view one page of the menu, (and you could streach this joke beyond its means) what would you look at?



.....SLAMS!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

#2, if you were to wrestle Vader, how would you win..

POWERSLAM!

[KingofOldSchool]

#2 If you had to describe John Cena's title reign in one word, what would it be?

.........SHAM!

[FourFifty]

350 pounds on the head should end the match.

[mrslackalack]

SammyG would mark out if Simmons said his favorite NFL team was the Rams.

[FourFifty]

#2 If you had to describe John Cena's title reign in one word, what would it be?

.........SHAM!

:rofl: DAMN!

[FourFifty]

#2
So what's your favorite food?

.....FLAN!

[ClockShot]

Wow. Nice counter.

[Innovator]

I like Umaga's Catatonic

[triph]

#2 If you had to describe John Cena's title reign in one word, what would it be?

.........SHAM!

..........SCAM!

[mrslackalack]

BOOOOOOOOO

[Corndad]

Here comes the face turn.

[FourFifty]

UMAGA!!!!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

UMAGA!!

[Innovator]

Face turnnnnnnnn

[ClockShot]

Regal again. He's been busy tonight.

[FourFifty]

Once again, much love to Regal!

[Corndad]

Umanga and Cener

[KingofOldSchool]

Umanga and Topanga

[triph]

Wow, tag team match as main event next week how exciting!!

[mrslackalack]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Corndad]

LONDON SMILING lol

[Linkbowler]

Is he gonna blow up again?

[Innovator]

AHAHHA, rib on London

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL @ London

[ClockShot]

What the. He gonna kill himself again?

[FourFifty]

I be Alienoid just blew his load at Vince talking to London.

[Innovator]

BOOOOOOMMM!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh oh

[KingofOldSchool]

GROUNDHOG DAY

[FourFifty]

Come on, Doink! Let it be Doink in the limo!

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMN!

[ClockShot]

Coach with the save.

[mrslackalack]

Umaga vs Carlito for the I-C title at Summerslam. That or this is a swerve on Cena for next week.

[KingofOldSchool]

wtf

[FourFifty]

*LMAO* I love this story line!

[Corndad]

Oh god.

[JT]

NO...NOT THE FUCKING STEPHENIE MCMAHON ANGLE!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

ED MCMAHON

[Innovator]

$50 Cena is the bastard child of Vinnie Mac

[FourFifty]

10 bucks says the kid is David Flair.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[mrslackalack]

I hope they use Regal as a tweener type of GM. A GM that makes moves and decisions that can be either face or heel.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

It should be Paul London....

[Corndad]

The show dragged in the middle but I think was saved by Regal winning the Battle Royal, The Dating Game was hillarious, and the Umaga Face Turn.

[Innovator]

It should be Paul London....It should be Colt Cabana

[mrslackalack]

Id say this was the best RAW since the Benoit tragedy it went up and down up and down this week it was a decent show.

[Jordan]

Good idea for Umaga to face Carlito, reminds me of an old school IC title feud. Like Savage and Steele.

LOL great storyline with the new McMahon.

[mrslackalack]

I hope RAW in MSG next week will be a great RAW.

[Jordan]

I'm thinking Kennedy for the McMahon son.

[Innovator]

WWE usually goes all out at the Garden

[Mr. Pierre]

Miisssssssssstaaaaaaaaaaa Kennedddyyyyy McMahooooon

[mrslackalack]

It makes since for it to be Kennedy.

[mrslackalack]

Raw thread did great tonight. Unless Richards wins 3 in a row (he won some matches at house shows this past week) ECW will be lucky to get 3 pages tomorrow.

[FourFifty]

...KENNEDY!

But seriously, David Flair.
Or The Messiah.

[mrslackalack]

Prolly be twisted and it will be HHH.

[Jordan]

LOL that would be accurate to the past. Incest would fit right in.

[IC Champion]

Well I wasn't the only one thinking Kennedy.

[Loose Cannon]

Good idea for Umaga to face Carlito, reminds me of an old school IC title feud. Like Savage and Steele.

LOL great storyline with the new McMahon.

how is that like Savage and Steele?

[Loose Cannon]

I'm sick of this lame ass soap opera shit. Is that seriously the best they can come up with as a main storyline?

[Skippord]

Just incase anyone cares

I hate Santino Marella with a furious passion

[mrslackalack]

IMO a Savage/Steele I-C title feud today would be a face Umaga vs a heel Santino where Umaga has a crush on Maria and wants to treat her right but she sticks with Santino who treats her awful.

[Jordan]

Monster vs cocky good talker heel... thats it

[Kane Knight]

Wow. that was total ass. Except for Regal winning, that show was complete shit.

Maybe I'l start watching againt in 6 months or so, but if that's indicative of the major changes, I'm done with WWE for now.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, RAW sounds pretty ass. Their solution to the ratings slump is for Vince to have another child (which I admit I am mildly interested in, in a car crash kind of way) and to take off The Dating Game? It sounds pretty funny, I'll admit, but that's only one slight positive aspect of the segment. It could have been used for actually wrestling.

I will say that William Regal is the man, though, so him being General Manager could be a good thing. I hope he keeps on wrestling, though, like he did when he was Commissioner in 2001. I would have him use his power to make a match with John Cena for the WWE Championship, where Regal cannot possibly lose. Remember the "Dutchess of Queensbury Match?"

Regal > Most living creatures in existence.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

It should be Colt Cabana

You are a genius.