ECW Thread for 8/7

[Corndad]

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CM Punk is set to rock the next edition of 15 Minutes of Fame when he takes on John Morrison in the ECW Champion’s competition for a contender. The Straightedge Superstar has proven he can handle ECW Original Tommy Dreamer and Elijah Burke at the same time, but he has seemed to have a spell of bad luck when it comes to facing Morrison. Can he hang with the champion for 15 minutes, or will another golden opportunity dissipate? Punk said this would be the last time he asks for a title opportunity from Morrison, so the pressure is on.

On the last ECW on Sci Fi, Stevie Richards earned his second straight win against Kevin Thorn. It was also the second straight week he wore the same pair of tights. Will the hot streak continue for Richards, as long as he keeps to his superstition? Will he add more victims to his résumé?

Also, while Big Daddy V continues to dominate in the ring, he hasn’t been able to sleep well at night. What does Boogeyman have in store for Matt Striker’s super-sized pupil? Will he continue to haunt the teacher and his student?

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on the next ECW on Sci Fi on Tuesday at 10/9 CT.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk wins tonight, gets taken out next week, repeat until Summerslam.

[KingofOldSchool]

Can they make up their mind as to what opening theme to use?

[Corndad]

New Music?

[Innovator]

Punk'll lose in 14 minutes to Morrison tripping him with his shoelaces

[KingofOldSchool]

It's the Boogerman.

[Innovator]

Back to Manson

[KingofOldSchool]

Boogerman's got a wig

[Innovator]

Peanut Butter Boogen Time

[KingofOldSchool]

The worms is the new mist.

[Innovator]

Boogerman's got a wigand new paint

[Innovator]

Good ol ECW Thread, where Inno runs up his post count

[BigDaddyCool]

Woooooooooooooooooooooo, Boogen!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm The Boogerman, and I'm comin to PICK YA!

[Innovator]

Money Shot, Alienoid just marked out

[BigDaddyCool]

Wooooooooooooo, Boogen picks up a win.

[Innovator]

Matt Stroker

[BigDaddyCool]

Boogen v BDV, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[KingofOldSchool]

I don't know what's worse, getting a taste of worms or being feed like baby bird by the Boogerman.

[Innovator]

Flabby McGee!

[KingofOldSchool]

Big Floppy V

[KingofOldSchool]

MORE DADDY MORE!

[BigDaddyCool]

Boogen, no sell that shit.

[Innovator]

I can't wait to see Boogen vs. Big Floppy Triple D at Summerslam

[Innovator]

And V is a Trekkie

[Innovator]

Daddy V has stretch marks on his nipples

[KingofOldSchool]

Vader needs to come back and feud with Big Floppy V over the rights to the "V" hand sign.

[Splaya]

Does Viscera honestly need the straps on his outfit there. I mean seriously

[McLegend]

Mabel is awsome

[Innovator]

No thats not Big Daddy V looking mean, thats him having a heart attack

[BigDaddyCool]

Vader needs to come back and feud with Big Floppy V over the rights to the "V" hand sign.

And the rights to be fat.

[KingofOldSchool]

Daddy V has stretch marks on his nipples

His stretch marks have stretch marks.

And those tattoos?

Yeah, they are just funky shaped stretch marks.

[Corndad]

I can't wait to see Boogen vs. Big Floppy Triple D at Summerslam

You think they will make time for 2 ECW matches? prob not I dont think.

Besides Punk vs Morrision. err I mean whoever morrision faces for title...

[Innovator]

Title to Fattest Wrestler

Dusty Rhodes vs. Daddo V vs. Vader vs. Don Muraco

[KingofOldSchool]

And the rights to be fat.

Lose gets put on Jenny Craig and sent to fat camp.

[KingofOldSchool]

Title to Fattest Wrestler

Dusty Rhodes vs. Daddo V vs. Vader vs. Bastion Booger

[Innovator]

You think they will make time for 2 ECW matches? prob not I dont think.

Besides Punk vs Morrision. err I mean whoever morrision faces for title...Say his name right, it's John Vedder Cobain Jagger Lennon Morrison

[Innovator]

:lol: sired

[Innovator]

Honestly, do we need moments ago stuff for an hour long show

[KingofOldSchool]

Say his name right, it's John Vedder Cobain Jagger Lennon Tyler Morrison

[Innovator]

Elijah Burke baby!

Start marking out Thrilla

[KingofOldSchool]

Don't waste my time, chico.

[KingofOldSchool]

Say hello to the Burke guy.

[BigDaddyCool]

Burke has an ugly assed scowl.

[Innovator]

Burker vs. Dreamer, alright

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy Jobber

[McLegend]

Dreamer is gonna win

[Innovator]

:lol: Dreamer going strong style

[BigDaddyCool]

Stevie Richards is gonna win

[Innovator]

Sweet Burke didn't kill himself that time

[Corndad]

Too Bad Regal couldnt be GM for ECW too.

[KingofOldSchool]

See you next job.

[McLegend]

Damnit

[KingofOldSchool]

Burke should be ECW GM.

[BigDaddyCool]

Too Bad Regal couldnt be GM for ECW too.

Hmmmmmmm, Val Venis isn't doing anything.

[Splaya]

Alright, so if Stevie Richards wins tonight, what's Alienoid's reaction gonna be

[KingofOldSchool]

The Goo of Greatness.

The Shaman of Shame.

[Corndad]

Random thought. if they wanted him to get away from the Johnny Nitro thing why do they still have him dress the same.

[Splaya]

What a fucking promo

[McLegend]

I can't wait for a Stevie win tonight

[BigDaddyCool]

Johnny Nitro is the goods.

[KingofOldSchool]

Random thought. if they wanted him to get away from the Johnny Nitro thing why do they still have him dress the same.

Because he's The Greatness of Shame.

[Innovator]

What a fucking promoSame promo he's done for the last 3 weeks

[BigDaddyCool]

Woooooooo, Kahli vs the Enternal #1 Contender

[Innovator]

The Goo of Greatness.

The Shaman of Shame.The Sultan of Suck

The Black Hole of Heat

[KingofOldSchool]

Same promo he's done for the last 3 weeks

At least he wasn't repeating his name.

That makes him better than Kennedy.

[Corndad]

Just saw something Hillarious:

Actual WWE Poll:

What do you think the CM stands for in CM Punk?
Chick Magnet
Cookie Monster
Common Man
Chases Men

[Innovator]

Chick Magnet

[mrslackalack]

Sandman should be ECW GM after what had happened last night.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Sultan of Suck

The Black Hole of Heat

The Bermuda Triangle of Charisma

The Bottomless Pit of Boredom

[Innovator]

At least he wasn't repeating his name.

That makes him better than Kennedy.He's repeating phrases

[KingofOldSchool]

Just saw something Hillarious:

Actual WWE Poll:

What do you think the CM stands for in CM Punk?
Chick Magnet
Cookie Monster
Common Man
Chases Men


"He's just a common punk, workin hard for every punk. HEEYYY he's just a common punk."

[Innovator]

The Bermuda Triangle of Charisma

The Bottomless Pit of BoredomThe Possessor of X-Pac Heat

The King of Leaches

[Splaya]

Is this gonna lead to the Miz and the Expose in a 4 some?

[Innovator]

Jiz TV

[Innovator]

Cmon please let him face Stevie, 3-0

[BigDaddyCool]

He's repeating phrases

phrases

[Innovator]

Jiz vs. Balls

[KingofOldSchool]

JOBS Mahoney

[Innovator]

The Jiz can't beat Balls, I mean where would the Jiz be without Balls?

[BigDaddyCool]

Miz v Balls? Isn't that ever match is tounge is in?

[KingofOldSchool]

He's repeating phrases

But it's more words. At least his vocabulary is somewhat expanded.

[KingofOldSchool]

CM Miz

[Innovator]

Kelly is gonna fall for Balls

[BigDaddyCool]

Besides losing to the Miz, why do they keep Balls on the payrole?

[Innovator]

Miz fucked up

[Shaggy]

After seeing them advertise a few seconds ago that it could be CM Punk Vs Morrison @ Summerslam it made me realize something...

Im just as tired of seeing CM Punk fight Morrison every month as I am seeing Batista getting title shots each ppv....

Which is weird for me to say because im a huge CM Punk mark.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kelly is gonna fall for Balls

Um...I don't know if that could be any more dirty.

[Innovator]

can't even do a bodyslam?

[KingofOldSchool]

If this keeps up, CM Punk will probably stand for Cookie Monster.

I can see CM Punk's promo.

"One cookie is good enough for you. Two cookies is good enough for him. Three cookies is good enough for being straight edge. Ha...ha...ha"

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly is gonna fall for Balls

Kelly loves Balls.

[BigDaddyCool]

After seeing them advertise a few seconds ago that it could be CM Punk Vs Morrison @ Summerslam it made me realize something...

Im just as tired of seeing CM Punk fight Morrison every month as I am seeing Batista getting title shots each ppv....

Which is weird for me to say because im a huge CM Punk mark.

Well, in all fairness, they are giving him a 3 match fued, while Bats just gets title shots all the time.

[Innovator]

PUNK WITH MIC TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

CM PUNK PROMO

[Shaggy]

Kelly likes Balls?

And yes...that can be taken in more than one way...but I mean it wrestling storyline wise....

[BigDaddyCool]

CM Punk's promo is worse than Morrison's.

[KingofOldSchool]

Morrison will never forget the name of....*inhales deeply*....PUUUUNK.

[Shaggy]

Well, in all fairness, they are giving him a 3 match fued, while Bats just gets title shots all the time.

True...but maybe my im just tired of seeing only one ECW match at every ppv...it it being the same damn match every month.

[Innovator]

Punk earns the title shots, Batista is just always in the match

[BigDaddyCool]

True...but maybe my im just tired of seeing only one ECW match at every ppv...it it being the same damn match every month.

Yeah, but it is really more of a mid card match in the grand scheme of things.

[BigDaddyCool]

Punk earns the title shots, Batista is just always in the match
Agreed.

[KingofOldSchool]

*sighs*

99% of the people watching tonight, watched Raw last night.

[Innovator]

Vince, calling out Congress isn't a good thing to do DURING AN ELECTION YEAR

[Splaya]

LOL at the baby music in the Raw Rebound

[Innovator]

Tuesday Night Stevie, cmon

[KingofOldSchool]

TUESDAY NIGHT STEVIE

[BigDaddyCool]

Vince, calling out Congress isn't a good thing to do DURING AN ELECTION YEAR

Congress doesn't watch wrestling. It is more tied up with illegal dog fighting right now and isn't there something go on in the middle east they should be worrying about?

[Corndad]

He'll show you. You'll see.

[KingofOldSchool]

STEVIE PROMO TIME

[KingofOldSchool]

Thorn is a party pooper.

[Innovator]

Holy crap...did Stevie just talk?

[KingofOldSchool]

Double A and Mike Rotunda

Nice shirt, Mike. :wtf:

[Innovator]

Congress doesn't watch wrestling. It is more tied up with illegal dog fighting right now and isn't there something go on in the middle east they should be worrying about?One of the reasons why WWE needs to send Michael Vick a fruit basket

[KingofOldSchool]

:wtf: @ Morrison's music

[Innovator]

Yay he's got lyrics....still no pop though

[BigDaddyCool]

What the hell is Arn doing there? That isn't a bar or a wood workshop.

[Innovator]

PwInsider headline

Ongoing ECW on SciFi Results: Hell Freezes Over - Stevie Richards cuts a promo (sort of)

[Innovator]

What the hell is Arn doing there? That isn't a bar or a wood workshop.or a hotel hallway

[KingofOldSchool]

Looks like Punk/Morrison might go the whole 15 minutes

[Innovator]

3 promos for RAW, 1 for Smackdown....I wonder which is the A show

[Innovator]

Looks like Punk/Morrison might go the whole 15 minutesWith 1 second of offense for Punk

[McLegend]

Raw has taken up more airtime on ECW then ECW has.

[mrslackalack]

Well we know this ME will be 15 mins tonight.

[Innovator]

Best reaction of the show goes to Punker

[KingofOldSchool]

With 1 second of offense for Punk

Which consisted of his entrance.

[KingofOldSchool]

Best reaction of the show goes to Punker

That's not hard to do, tbh.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hell I could have the pop of the night during an ECW taping.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Palace of Boredom

[McLegend]

That's not hard to do, tbh.
Hmm with a show that has the extreme expose it is.

[Innovator]

Hell I could have the pop of the night during an ECW taping.Reading the phone book

[BigDaddyCool]

CM Punk only addiction is penis and cocain.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hmm with a show that has the extreme expose it is.

A Big Floopy V strip tease segment would garner more reaction than Extreme Expose.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wat, that was 2 things.

[KingofOldSchool]

Reading the Benoit diaries that was supposedly "burned"

[Innovator]

A Big Floopy V strip tease segment would garner more reaction than Extreme Expose.It'd take two seconds, one strap then the other

[McLegend]

A Big Floopy V strip tease segment would garner more reaction than Extreme Expose.
That would garner more of a reaction then just about anything.

[Innovator]

Nitro, you're not Ravishing

[BigDaddyCool]

Hmmmmmm, CM Punk actaully has the advantage. Wins or last 15 minutes he gets a title shot. Morrison has to win. Interesting.

[Corndad]

When did he become Rick Rude?

[KingofOldSchool]

It'd take two seconds, one strap then the other

MORE DADDY, MORE!

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, he is 5 times as sexy as rick rude.

[Innovator]

PEPSI TWIST

[KingofOldSchool]

When did he become Rick Rude?

He's the Shaman of Silence.

[Innovator]

Yeah, he is 5 times as sexy as rick rude.Doesn't call the fans inner city sweat hogs though

[BigDaddyCool]

I bet Morrison wins but at 15:01

[BigDaddyCool]

Doesn't call the fans inner city sweat hogs though

What is a sweat hog, is that a good thing?

[Innovator]

Suplex to the outside

[KingofOldSchool]

Doesn't call the fans inner city sweat hogs though

That requires Level 7 charisma, Morrison only has a Level 3.

[McLegend]

What is a sweat hog, is that a good thing?
I would think it would be a bad thing there, Mr. BDC

[Innovator]

I bet Morrison wins but at 15:01Best way to make Punker look weak...so it'll happen

[BigDaddyCool]

That requires Level 7 charisma, Morrison only has a Level 3.

Nice D&D reference, nerd.

[Innovator]

That or Morrison wins at 14:59, but gives Punk the summerslam match anyways

[BigDaddyCool]

I would think it would be a bad thing there, Mr. BDC

Like I know.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice D&D reference, nerd.

Elder Scrolls. :'(

[KingofOldSchool]

That or Morrison wins at 14:59, but gives Punk the summerslam match anyways

And then beats him in 1 second at Summerslam thus making it an even 15 minutes.

[Innovator]

Or they come back from commercial and Vedder has already won

[BigDaddyCool]

Or they come back from commercial and Vedder has already won

quit calling him Vedder. Nitro rules a million times more than Eddie Vedder ever did.

[KingofOldSchool]

They need a series of near falls.

[Innovator]

That was 3

[KingofOldSchool]

quit calling him Vedder. Nitro rules a million times more than Eddie Vedder ever did.

Lies.

Vedder's drawn more people than John Morrison will ever dream of.

[Innovator]

Ref fucked up

[Innovator]

This has been their best match so far

[BigDaddyCool]

They need a series of near falls.

Like currently?

[KingofOldSchool]

Like currently?

Yes.

[Innovator]

GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[McLegend]

Nice botch

[BigDaddyCool]

Booooooooooooooooo

[Splaya]

I dare someone to tell me a crowd does not support Punk

[McLegend]

Good match to

[Innovator]

Punk won...that means he won't win at Summerslam

[KingofOldSchool]

They should've just did the whole 15 minutes.

[BigDaddyCool]

I dare someone to tell me a crowd does not support Punk
The crowd doesn't support Punk they way crack and hookers do.

[McLegend]

They should've just did the whole 15 minutes.
I argee with this

[BigDaddyCool]

Punk won...that means he won't win at Summerslam

So...if he lost tonight, he would have not had a match at SS? :?:

[Innovator]

yup

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk won...that means he won't win at Summerslam

There is still two shows left before Summerslam so maybe there is hope for our friendly neighborhood Punker.

[BigDaddyCool]

You know, they should have CM Punk v Shannon Moore for the title punk.

[Innovator]

There is still two shows left before Summerslam so maybe there is hope for our friendly neighborhood Punker.He also needs to cut a non scripted promo, to remind everyone why he's better than them

[McLegend]

You know, they should have CM Punk v Shannon Moore for the title punk.
Punk as in CM, bitch slapped him in the beginning of ECW.

[mrslackalack]

Have Punk win the ECW title at SS then announce Punks first title defense on ECW. Punk comes out and his opp is RICHARDS!!!!!! for the 13147317862th time. Except Richards pulls off the upset win and becomes ECW CHAMP!!!!!!!


Hey we all can dream cant we?