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Dave Youell
08-08-2007, 09:23 AM
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Wow, just wow.
What Would Kevin Do?
08-08-2007, 09:33 AM
Wow.....
Innovator
08-08-2007, 10:11 AM
Haw Haw [/Nelson]
Outsider
08-08-2007, 10:23 AM
He's doing better than I though he was.

I thought he was dead.
KingofOldSchool
08-08-2007, 10:36 AM
:rofl:

THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
Dave Youell
08-08-2007, 10:53 AM
He's doing better than I though he was.

I thought he was dead.
Is that really better than being dead? Really? Is it?
FourFifty
08-08-2007, 11:24 AM
That's hard times baby, that's hard times [/Dusty]
Sepholio
08-08-2007, 11:50 AM
To be a man.......whatever.
IC Champion
08-08-2007, 11:59 AM
That's hard times baby, that's hard times [/Dusty]
Xero
08-08-2007, 02:58 PM
They need to book Hammer vs. Dennis Stamp.
Anybody Thrilla
08-09-2007, 05:18 AM
I laughed really hard at first until I realized that he's a real person and that is actually where he was.
Loose Cannon
08-09-2007, 09:37 AM
I can't see the video. Is it Valentine or Van Hammer?
Xero
08-09-2007, 10:05 AM
Valentine at a backyard show.
Loose Cannon
08-09-2007, 10:11 AM
ah ok. yea, he looked bad at the NWA Fanfest I went to two years ago. Half asleep the whole time. I'll check out the video later.
Dave Youell
08-09-2007, 10:22 AM
It's his amazing moveset and ring prowess I like in that video, that and the ridiculous over selling off the guy who’s meant to be the title holder.

That and he tries to justify wrestling in backyard fed because he wrestled in a bar once, oooooooooooook.
Xero
08-09-2007, 10:28 AM
Bar Tards > Yard Tards
Dave Youell
08-09-2007, 10:53 AM
Bar Tards <> Yard Tards
Xero
08-09-2007, 10:58 AM
At least most Bar Tards are old enough to drink.
Dave Youell
08-09-2007, 11:03 AM
At least most Bar Tards are old enough to drink.
Both groups still know very little about wrestling though
Anybody Thrilla
08-09-2007, 01:19 PM
The WWE really could capitalize on The Hammer right now. He's obviously still in phenomenal ring shape. They could call up The Honky Tonk Man and bring in R & B to boost the tag division. :y:

Or better yet, he could go to TNA and get used properly. :y::y:
hitman23
08-10-2007, 12:55 AM
Definitely a long way from MSG. Just WOW! I think the saddest thing about it is that was the best promo i ever heard the Hammer cut.
Dorkchop
08-10-2007, 01:23 AM
That video made me a little sad.
darkpower
08-10-2007, 03:49 AM
My god, Outsider, you took the words right out of my fucking mouth. I thought that guy was dead, too.

Sadly, though, something tells me Hammer isn't the only one who has gone though this.
Jordan
08-10-2007, 04:30 PM
Thats fucking pathetic.
GD
08-10-2007, 04:33 PM
Thanks for the post.
Corkscrewed
08-10-2007, 05:14 PM
HAHAHA. Wow.

He's got a Great Khali gimmick now...
JT
08-10-2007, 08:23 PM
***Hours earlier...Valentine shows up at a suburban home knocking on the front door.***

Valentine: Hello ma'am, I'm looking for a wrestling show. I was given the address of the arena but it must have been wrong because I ended up here.

Lady: Oh no, you got the place. Little Billy is finishing setting up his play ring in the back. =)

Valentine: Are you serious?

Lady: You must be Mr. Valentino? Billy was so excited about you showing up for his show for his friends. =)

Valentine: ...fuck...
weather vane
08-11-2007, 12:30 AM
I want to party with Greg Valentine so fucking bad right now.