Official RAW Thread (8/20/2007): As The McMahons Turn

[KingofOldSchool]

Preview:Major announcement from Chairman
August 20, 2007

The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva?

Also, with their showdown over the WWE Championship at SummerSlam less than a week away, it is clear that Randy Orton will do anything to weaken John Cena. The Legend Killer sent Cena and all WWE a message when he attacked The Champ from behind on Saturday Night’s Main Event and flattened him with a thunderous RKO on a steel chair. What is Cena’s condition going into Raw, with SummerSlam less than a week away? And will Orton send the WWE Champion yet another painful message?

Also, with the matchup for kingly supremacy announced, how will King Booker prepare to face the returning 10-time World Champion, Triple H, at SummerSlam? Can Booker and Queen Sharmell scheme a way to hold onto their royal Raw kingdom?

Finally, with the big Dating Game date between Ron Simmons and Maria scheduled, will the jealous Santino Marella find a way to throw an Italian-sized kink in the game-show machinations of Raw General Manager William Regal?

We’ll find out Monday night in the Tarheel State, live at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

[Xero]

"All My McMahons" would have been better...

[Crossrine]

They're gonna say whose his "son" at summerslam right?

[ClockShot]

"All My McMahons" would have been better...

Winner.

[Corndad]

Evenin fellas.

[Corndad]

Tazz doin Raw? hm.

[ClockShot]

Evening everyone.

Tazz got Lawler's spot tonight. Might be a decent show.

[KingofOldSchool]

They should've gotten JBL.

[KingofOldSchool]

Seeing Cena getting RKOed is always entertaining.

[Londoner]

Lets see how long it is before i fall asleep tonight, though Orton starting Raw is a good start.

[ClockShot]

One can only hope, Randy.

[KingofOldSchool]

The kids and preteen girls are out in full force tonight.

[Pepsi Man]

They should've gotten JBL.
That would be great.

[Innovator]

Orton saying Cena isn't 100%....fuck Cena will overcome the odds now

[Pepsi Man]

"If you're not out here by the count of five, you forfeit!!!!!!!111"

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton is Vince's son!

[Crossrine]

MR KENNEDY

[Innovator]

Vince saying the WWE Title match isn't important...bazing

[Londoner]

Oh look its Vincent KENNEDY Mcmahon........










KEN...Er..MCMAHON!

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince saying the WWE Title match isn't important...bazing

But, this is Raw and John Cena is on Raw.

[Pepsi Man]

rofl

Someone that really doesn't care about money. :D

[Innovator]

This crowd sucks

[Crossrine]

OH GOD OH GOD ITS JOHN CENA!
WE SHOULD ALL BE INTIMIDATED

[ClockShot]

Great. He's here.

[Innovator]

But, this is Raw and John Cena is on Raw.He said it, not me

I remember the last time Orton and Vince were in the ring, Vince made fun of him for being small

[Londoner]

Oh its SuperCunt.


No not Boone, Cena.

[Innovator]

OH GOD OH GOD ITS JOHN CENA!
WE SHOULD ALL BE INTIMIDATEDHe's harmless

[KingofOldSchool]

This crowd smells.

[Londoner]

Of Cena fans.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Pepsi Man]

hahaha...

"I could very well have...done your mom."

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince has better class than Cena's mom.

[Corndad]

I could have done your mom lol

[Corndad]

Build up for Snisky lol oh geez.

[ClockShot]

Snitsky.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[Pepsi Man]

:rolleyes: @ Snitsky being "undefeated"

[KingofOldSchool]

Match of the Year.

Oh and Cena looks fine to me.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie jobs again.

[ClockShot]

Candice/Mickie vs. Beth/Melina. What's this. Round 4?

[Innovator]

Yeah Snitsky is undefeated, his 8 month stint on Heat says otherwise

[Londoner]

Well, looks like Snitsky wont be undefeated anymore after tonight. Unless Orton interferes or somehting.

[Innovator]

Awesome Mickie on TV

[Innovator]

That opening segment just didn't work, sounded like everyone was reading off cards

[KingofOldSchool]

Well, looks like Snitsky wont be undefeated anymore after tonight. Unless Orton interferes or somehting.

Cena's gotta lose tonight so he can overcome the odds on Sunday.

[Corndad]

Please God,

Don't let Mickie Job again. I beg you. Look how hot she is and she can actually wrestle. think about this. Thanks.

Your friend,

Corndad

[Crossrine]

Hey she used to be a face and was injured on her first match like 60 years ago

[Innovator]

3/4 of the girls in this match can work...best ratio yet

[KingofOldSchool]

We should be seeing Mickie vs. Beth for the Women's title.

[Corndad]

What the hell is this music.

[KingofOldSchool]

WTF is this techno shit?

[ClockShot]

Candice's music got tweaked.

[Innovator]

God techno? let it stop

[Crossrine]

Candice is champion?! Where the fuck was I when this happend..

[Innovator]

REGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

REGAL!

[KingofOldSchool]

3/4 of the girls in this match can work...best ratio yet

Who is the 1/4?

WOOO Regal

[ClockShot]

YEAH! REGAL IN THE HOUSE!

[KingofOldSchool]

Candice's music got tweaked.

It went from shit, to that wet poo that you get after eating White Castle.

[Innovator]

Awesome, now I have two bathroom breaks at Summerslam

[Corndad]

3/4 of the girls in this match can work...best ratio yet

yea and who would have thunk the other one is the champ.

[KingofOldSchool]

TULLY BLANCHARD :LOVE:

[Innovator]

Who is the 1/4?

WOOO RegalThe champion

[ClockShot]

Mickie wearing work boots. She trying to make a point to Kenny or something?

[KingofOldSchool]

GAY

[Corndad]

that was a nice pin actually. wow.

[Crossrine]

Lol Candice put her whore skills to win

[ClockShot]

Shit, that was quick.

[Corndad]

MICKIE!!!!!! YES!!!! MICKIE!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

The champion

Good choice

[Corndad]

Oh shit. I thought that was a Heel turn.

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL Umaga on the Cabana

[Innovator]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumaga

[ClockShot]

LOL! Umaga is the guest on the cabana tonight. That should be good.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh and judging by last week, Jillian is winning the battle royal.

[KingofOldSchool]

Umanga

[Innovator]

Probably gonna announce Carlito vs. Umaga for Summerslam

[Innovator]

Now that he's face, I want to hear a "Umaga is gonna kill you" chant

[ClockShot]

Ron Simmons for the win.

[KingofOldSchool]

Now that he's face, I want to hear a "Umaga is gonna kill you" chant

"Manga's Gonna Kill You!"

[Crossrine]

Its getting annoying how they rhyme everything with Damn..

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Homewrecker

[KingofOldSchool]

I like how Regal isn't acting too heelish as GM.

[KingofOldSchool]

SUMMERSLAM GAMES

[Innovator]

HHH there tonight? No way they hold off on it at the Garden and do it here

[ClockShot]

Triple H. Here tonight. Probably a swerve.

[KingofOldSchool]

King Book-ah is going to bring out an ape.

[Corndad]

probably one of their midgets.

[Crossrine]

If HHH is his son this will be the MOST FUCKED UP ANGLE I have seen yet

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Val

Alenoid just got a boner

[ClockShot]

ROFL

[KingofOldSchool]

probably one of their midgets.

So Rey Mysterio?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Vince McTurban

[Crossrine]

Lol no davari's mom is a good muslim!! a good muslim!!!!

[Corndad]

please let it be Davari lol

[ClockShot]

There he is.

[Corndad]

I love all these teases they are doin with kennedy.

[KingofOldSchool]

Uhhhh...?

[Innovator]

ding ding ding, theres the winner

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope they swerve us and not let it be One-Trick Kennedy

[IC Champion]

Orton is terrible.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cody is from North Carolina?

[ClockShot]

This match has potential....

[Crossrine]

Are they still doing the gay angle with Hass and Benjamin?

[Pepsi Man]

Cody is from North Carolina?
Hey, Dusty's spent a lot of time there. (and I noticed that since they first started introducing him)

[Jura]

Cody's actually getting pops and cheers tonight.

[Pepsi Man]

Are they still doing the gay angle with Hass and Benjamin?
Angle?

[KingofOldSchool]

Lemme guess..Dusty's coming back to team with Cody against WGTT?

[Crossrine]

Paul London has sumtin on his face

[KingofOldSchool]

Guess who's coming to job?

[ClockShot]

London and Kendrick.

[Innovator]

The guys were year long tag team champs, now jobbers on RAW

No way RAW is the A show

[Crossrine]

Crap I thought crazy black men ran into the ring...

[ClockShot]

I'll buy that for a dollar.

[Innovator]

Botched pin

[KingofOldSchool]

Way to take the heat off of LK.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'll buy that for a dollar.

Hey you could clone Trevor Murdoch with the DNA from his hat.

[ClockShot]

Wait a minute. Estrada on ECW. When the hell did this happen?

[BigDaddyCool]

Just had a commersial for Smackdown/ECW Live coming to the Kansas City Sprint Center. Anyhow, my woman is taking me to see it. In your face all of you.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wait a minute. Estrada on ECW. When the hell did this happen?

Last week.

[Crossrine]

Lol my head was turned and i thought regal came out to the ring

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL at the date

[ClockShot]

Bummer.

[Pepsi Man]

YAM!

[Pepsi Man]

:eek:! Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

[Innovator]

the joust at the Summerslam games

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL When was the last time someone called Triple H "Hunter Hearst Helmsley?"

[KingofOldSchool]

the joust at the Summerslam games

I can't wait for the long jump between Khali and Big Floppy V.

[ClockShot]

HA HA HA!

I knew it.

[Pepsi Man]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH @ DAIVARI!

[Crossrine]

wow triple h lost weight...

[KingofOldSchool]

JASON SENSATION

[Pepsi Man]

Or...who is that?

[Innovator]

ha.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'M NOT A NUGGET, DAMMIT!

[Pepsi Man]

JASON SENSATION
Is that him???

[Innovator]

The off cycle is a bitch

[McLegend]

lol tremendous

[KingofOldSchool]

Or not?

[KingofOldSchool]

Maybe King Booker got 1995 Hunter Hearst Helmsley for tonight.

[Crossrine]

Please let Taz choke him out for old time sake :'(

[Innovator]

James Ross

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd mark out if Tazz put the Tazzmission on Booker.

[Innovator]

Bookah breaking the voice is the best thing on RAW

[KingofOldSchool]

Don't put BBQ Sauce on that ring or JR will eat it.

[Crossrine]

I felt bad for him like pushin and old man down the stairs its not right

[Innovator]

Doesn't creative remember Tazz being a badass?

[Pepsi Man]

Doesn't creative remember Tazz being a badass?
Why should WWE creative remember this? WWE Tazz has been badass for a combined five minutes throughout his career, including the buildup to One Night Stand.

[KingofOldSchool]

Doesn't creative remember Tazz being a badass?

Most of the creative team has never heard of ECW before One Night Stand.

[ClockShot]

Dammit Simmons. Just fucking kill him already.

[Crossrine]

Maria can think!

[Londoner]

I doubt they even know tazz exists.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

They should bring back Slick to try and humanize Umaga.

[Crossrine]

Watch Umaga scare the crap out of us and speak proper english

[Corndad]

yup. heres Umaga vs Carlito.

[Loose Cannon]

I'll admit it, after pretty much putting Santino down week after week, the guy has won me over with his heel schtick. It's hillarious. His one liners are great.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ugh

[Corndad]

are they gonna add Kennedy to that?

[Loose Cannon]

Ron, no hard feelings from last week when you a smash a my face. lol

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOORRRRING

[Innovator]

If Umaga picked up a mic and spoke perfect English, I'd mark out

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL YES

[Pepsi Man]

Markout moment for KoOs.

[Crossrine]

roid rage hmm??

[Innovator]

KoOS just became an Umaga mark

[ClockShot]

Sweet.

[KingofOldSchool]

If Umaga picked up a mic and spoke perfect English, I'd mark out

Kennedy: KEEEEENNNEEEDDD....

Umaga: ...You suck.

[McLegend]

Awsome super kick

[Innovator]

They should bring back Slick to try and humanize Umaga.I just wanna hear Jive Soul Bro again

[KingofOldSchool]

KoOS just became an Umaga mark

I was an Umaga mark before, now I :love: :heart: him.

[Londoner]

LOL loved that segment, Umaga is betetr as a face.

[Crossrine]

NOW EAT REGAL TOO

[KingofOldSchool]

I just wanna hear Jive Soul Bro again

Umaga "The Samoan Dream"

Imagine Umaga dancing ala Akeem.

[Innovator]

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[Londoner]

I cant stand Regal on the mic, he's lost something, nowhere near as good as he used to be. Keeps saying 'Carlito' as "Calito'.

[Crossrine]

I hate commercials during matches..

[KingofOldSchool]

Hmmm lemme guess, Double DQ.

Make it a triple threat match.

[Crossrine]

Whats the main event??

[Innovator]

The difference between Kennedy's kick and Orton's shin?

Kennedy's looks better

[KingofOldSchool]

Zitsky vs. SuperCena

[McLegend]

The ring post didn't move

[Crossrine]

Oh ya thanks

[KingofOldSchool]

God this couldn't get any more boring.

[McLegend]

Yeah this match is really bad

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah this match is really bad

It's not bad, it's just boring.

[KingofOldSchool]

Double pin, how clever.

[McLegend]

It's not bad, it's just boring.
I would say it's both.

Did pick up a little at the end.

[Crossrine]

triple threat like what you said

[KingofOldSchool]

TRIPLE THREAT?!?!

Whodathunkit?

[ClockShot]

Could have saved us alot of time with that, Regal.

[KingofOldSchool]

I would say it's both.

Did pick up a little at the end.

The finish was akward.

[McLegend]

The finish was akward.
yeah it was.

I thought after Carlito did the clothsline that the match got a little better.

[NeanderCarl]

Even Stevie Wonder saw that Triple Threat ruling coming 20 mins ago.

[Innovator]

Can't be RAW without a HHH returns video

[Crossrine]

lol waiter abuse

[KingofOldSchool]

Can't be RAW without a HHH returns video

Let's just hope whoever rebuilt him gave him better quads.

[Innovator]

LOL, Tazz almost said Nitro

[Crossrine]

He should do a Clearasil ad

[KingofOldSchool]

The only thing I know...is killing babies....


...and feet.




...I love feet.

[Innovator]

Proactiv's newest celeb, Zitsky!

[Crossrine]

Wow we waited all day for a squash match?

[Innovator]

I could sell better than Cena

[Corndad]

just get to over coming the odds so this can be over.

[ClockShot]

Come on. Wrap this up so Orton can come on down.

[Innovator]

RKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

YES!

Now I just lost interest in Summerslam.

[Crossrine]

GO FOR 3

[KingofOldSchool]

Guess who is retaining at Summerslam?

[Innovator]

DONT CONCUSS HIM! HED WIN THEN!

[Corndad]

Well looks like I can write in Cena FU for Tipsters.

[Innovator]

Crap, if cena wins on sunday i'm just gonna stop watching

[Crossrine]

Wow now what

[ClockShot]

Bummer.

Well. Have a good night everyone.

[Crossrine]

Last Raw before summer vacation ends and it sucks

[Innovator]

Last Raw before summer vacation ends and it sucksWhen was it good?

[Crossrine]

I can only rep u so much damn it!

[Mr. JL]

I thought Raw was terrible. Just terrible.

[SammyG]

lmao, Regal is amazing. Kennedy better win the IC title. And Cena better retain his belt.

[FourFifty]

Last Raw before summer vacation ends and it sucks

Look at the bright side- at least Mr. Peanut isn't getting married on your birthday.

[Xerzes]

How many weeks in a row can Cade and Murdoch lose before they stop being tag champs?

[Dave Youell]

I hope that they are throwing a curve ball here and having Orton still go over, the last time I remember that happening was when Eddie got the upper hand on Brock the show before No Way Out, so it has happened before

[Johnny Vegas]

Let me just say that as a North Carolinian, i apologize to whoever watched RAW last night. The crowd was fucking dead and i seriously felt like they should never have another show in NC except for Greensboro, Raleigh, and Charlotte.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The 2 most obvious SummerSlam spoilers (aside from the predictable “WWE Championship ‘Match’ ”):

Triple H wins

and

Rey also wins.

[parkmania]

I still say bring back Kimchee to manage Youmanga. Wasn't that Mean Gene in the suit originally?