Ahmed Johnson

[FakeLaser]

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That is all.

[The One]

Why did anyone ever like him? His popularity was always confusing as hell to me...

[SammyG]

lmao @ the Goldust one.

[BigDaddyCool]

Was that from a game?

And I used to like Ahmed back in the day.

[Jordan]

I liked him cause Goldust kissed him and that was ghey.

[Jordan]

This has been posted like 4 times btw

[BigDaddyCool]

This has been posted like 4 times btw

No one gives a fuck jordon.

[Jordan]

Nevermind not all of those have. LOL at the Bulldog, he's on sedatives out the ass.

[FakeLaser]

Was that from a game?

And I used to like Ahmed back in the day.
WWF Warzone

[BigDaddyCool]

WWF Warzone

Yeah, what system was that, 64?

[FakeLaser]

I posted this in casual a few weeks ago but I figured more people here in wrestling would appreciate/remember this.

[FakeLaser]

Yeah, what system was that, 64?
Yeah, also on Playstation.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, also on Playstation.

Ok...I thought it looked vaguely familiar.

[The One]

I liked him cause Goldust kissed him and that was ghey.

So you liked a big black guy because a gay gold guy kissed him.

Do you think before you open your mouth or whatever is cropped up inside that little skulls just comes spewing out without a filter...

[BigDaddyCool]

So you liked a big black guy because a gay gold guy kissed him.

Do you think before you open your mouth or whatever is cropped up inside that little skulls just comes spewing out without a filter...

Dude, techincally he typed it, but the idea is still the same.

[Jordan]

You take shit too seriously

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lol nigga stole my spikes

[Xero]

lol

[Fignuts]

lol punk ass

[weather vane]

lol @ Bulldog reading off a card or something

[Mercury Bullet]

God, horrible videos from a horrible game.

[Dorkchop]

I know I've seen them before, but right now I really wish I hadn't packed my computer speakers already. Ahmed's were the best.

[FakeLaser]

lollllllllllll i can't get enough of this.

[Mr. Pierre]

How did the Headbangers make that game? Out of like 12 wrestlers from the Attitude era, THEY made the cut?

[Xero]

Google Image Search for Ahmed Johnson, first page:

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Yeah, I don't know why someone who looks like (or is?) Ahmed is kissing someone who looks like a cross between Tazz and Goldberg either.

[FakeLaser]

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2005/07/03/johnson-ahmed250x437.jpg
lol @ that pose

http://ahmedjohnson.ytmnd.com/

[SammyG]

The original video posted in this thread reminds me of the videos they had on WCW Nitro. Fucking hilarious.

[SammyG]

Oh, and did anyone else have the WCW Nitro microphone when they were kids? The one with 4 buttons, it had DDP, Sting, Hogan, and Goldberg. They would each say a lil thing, depending on the button you pressed. I also had a DDP brawl. When you'd pin him, it would count it. Pretty Siick.

[Xero]

I had a vibrating Lex Luger doll. Why?




I DON'T KNOOOOWWWWWWW!

[FakeLaser]

I have an original WWF Hulk Hogan Bash em buddy

Also have Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Sting and DDP WCW style ones

[Bo]

I know its been done before but this makes it so much better.
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[Funky Fly]

ROFL last one

[Ninti the Mad]

lol @ Bulldog reading off a card or something

[Vastardikai]

Why did anyone ever like him? His popularity was always confusing as hell to me...

This is my memory of Ahmed Johnson, off the top of my head. He was announced in that one Survivor Series, where he was on a team with HBK, Sid, and someone else to face Razor Ramon, Owen Hart, the Bulldog, and Yokozuna. The only thing we knew about him was that he was black and that he looked kind of big.

His first WWE appearance in ring was while Yoko was stomping out Micheals. He slides into the ring and stands behind the former WWF Champion. As soon as Yoko turns around, Ahmed picks him up and body slams him. This was about 2 years and 100 lbs after Flexy Lexy did it. That act, my reaction was something along the lines of "This guy is AWESOME!"

Had he not always been injured, he would have been the WWF Champion.

If Vince could find a way to give a worker THAT kind of first impression, it would be a good thing.

[starfox8500]

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That is all.

...is that... Bobby Lashley?