How is Hulk Hogan still alive?

[Fignuts]

So we kill Bam Bam, Sherri Martel, Hawk of LOD, and perhaps the most hated backstage politics figure in the country's history doesn't even get an attempt?

[Fignuts]

Oh fiddlesticks, I'm in the wrestling forum.

[SammyG]

lol

[Outsider]

+1

[Fignuts]

k, its fixed.

[Jura]

lol Nice edit job.

[Fignuts]

Thank you, I'm quite proud.

[SammyG]

Hulkamania will live forever, fools.

[Bad Company]

I :heart: Hulk Hogan

[Nowhere Man]

Hogan survives by absorbing the hopes and dreams of unsuspecting midcarders.

[Kane Knight]

Hulkamania will live forever, fools.

Just to spite everyone.

[Shadow]

Last I heard he's got a deal with the Reaper not to die until Wrestlemania 9000 when he has his very last match.

[Kane Knight]

Very last final match.

[FourFifty]

Hulk Hogan is a lot like the American government and most faiths.

On the outside it looks like a good idea. Governments and faiths are held up by the people who do not look any deeper than they have to. They don't look at the rotten core of humanity on either level.
And most people (ICW is not in this group) do not look at who Hulk Hogan is. They just have fond memories of Sunday School and when the comander in cheif wasn't a moron.