official monday night raw march 1st 2004

[Rock Bottom]

The way he sells it every time its like he broke his ribs... For like 3 seconds, then everything is fine and he goes for the cover...


:lol:

[Joe Kerr]

If The Rock doesn't show, I am going to blade my penis.
lol....uh need a towel? or a ride to the hospital?

[Xero]

New mini tron...

[jessica rocks]

Evolution in 30 secs......

[Xero]

Watch Rock come out to that long ass opening theme... By the time he gets to the ring Mick will be dead...

[DMI]

10 secs, but close

[Loose Cannon]

********************BOWS DOWN

[Rock Bottom]

Standing by with a blade.

[jessica rocks]

damn almost got it down to the second... :LOL:

[Loose Cannon]

ORTON ORTON ORTON ORTON

[ilt_undertaker]

If The Rock doesn't show, I am going to blade my penis.

:eek: :nono:

[jessica rocks]

Orton does a good foley impersonation

[jessica rocks]

Bring out Rocky.....

[Loose Cannon]

OH god, I know a Rock Bottom is coming on Orton

[Joe Kerr]

ROCK???

[Rock Bottom]

"RIC FLAIR I'LL KNOCK YOU UP" LOL

[Rock Bottom]

Man here comes The Rock.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Orton's calling him out

[DMI]

A penis has been saved

[jessica rocks]

He's coming out he's got to now

[Loose Cannon]

HERE IT IS

[jessica rocks]

ROCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[V]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jessica rocks]

ROCK N SOCK CONNETCION IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Joe Kerr]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rock Bottom]

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[Joe Kerr]

BEARDED ROCKY?

[Loose Cannon]

OH god

[jessica rocks]

jr: ortons about to wet himself... :wtf:

[DMI]

Undertaker, and Rock ...Wrestlemania.. I shall have to break out the depends for fear I may soil myself.

[Rock Bottom]

wleasieodgyfwei7rsygvfie7ygyiae7rygviae8yrgviuw3ygviowe4rbgvw4ervbgwe,bgverg

[Loose Cannon]

SON OF A BI***

[Xero]

OMG, Rocks got hair and a goatee!

[V]

oh god it FEELS GOOD TO REALLY MARK OUT

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>LOL, HIS GOATEE LOOKS GAY!</font>

[jessica rocks]

I think rock with a beard is too cool for my tv...it's hard to watch

[Loose Cannon]

FU ROCK FU

[Rock Bottom]

--^--------^---------^--------^-^-^-^-^---------

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>LOL, HIS GOATEE LOOKS GAY!</font>
and if i grew a goatee??

[V]

man even though i knew he was coming i still went insane

[Rock Bottom]

and if i grew a goatee??

@$IGYWQRGIY#Q%GI&U$#GIY$%

THE ROCK HAS JUST RETURNED, DO NOT RUIN IT WITH YOUR PUPPY DOG LOVE.

[ilt_undertaker]

and if i grew a goatee??

<font color=Silver>I'd hafta see what it looks like before I say anything, you'd probably still look sexy to me</font> :D

[Loose Cannon]

That was cool though, I loved the audience's anticipation

[V]

a true mark out feels better than an orgasm

[Rock Bottom]

<font color=Silver>I'd hafta see what it looks like before I say anything, you'd probably still look sexy to me</font> :D

DEATH

[CosaNostra]

Now how many little mark bitches are now going to, well.....mark out? :roll:

[Rock Bottom]

I am still marking tall.

[ilt_undertaker]

DEATH

:'(

[CosaNostra]

See? :p

[Loose Cannon]

Now how many little mark bitches are now going to, well.....mark out? :roll:

already had mine with Orton pinning Michaels

[The Icon of Elisim]

What the hell was Orton doing during the 2 on 3 attack, he basically just stood there and looked like an idiot

Loved how they built that up though, its nice that they didn't ignore the fact that people knew the Rock would be wrestling and played off it.

[Rock Bottom]

already had mine with Orton pinning Michaels

Yeah that was a markgasm here myself.

[V]

What the hell was Orton doing during the 2 on 3 attack, he basically just stood there and looked like an idiot

Loved how they built that up though, its nice that they didn't ignore the fact that people knew the Rock would be wrestling and played off it.

yea orton can go with da flow :D

[jessica rocks]

What the hell was Orton doing during the 2 on 3 attack, he basically just stood there and looked like an idiot

Loved how they built that up though, its nice that they didn't ignore the fact that people knew the Rock would be wrestling and played off it.

I noticed that myself ...Loved the JR comment...Orton Looks like he's gonna wet himself. :D

[loopydate]

***************LOOPYDATE'S 1,5000TH POST EXTRAVAGANZA***************

Hello, everyone, and welcome to loopydate's 1,500th post. Here, everyone...well...a lot of people...well...somebody's...okay...nobody's favorite captioneer will offer his thoughts on "The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport" [/SCHIAVONE]

Here it comes.






Wait for it.






Meh.

Thanks for coming, don't forget to tip your wait staff.

*and I just officially wasted a perfectly good milestone post. Feels damn good :D

[Joe Kerr]

lol Loopy's the man

[Rock Bottom]

LoL @ Ric Flair throwing a tantrum on the ramp too.

[Vastardikai]

Congradu...*hic*...Congrad...*hic*....Way to go! (/drunk stork from Looney Tunes)

Wow, surprised Orton didn't pin Benoit...

[Rock Bottom]

I am gonna tear up the captions this week of The Rock.

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO at loopy

[V]

[10 year old]IF YOU SMELELLELLELELLEELLELELEAAAAH WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING[/10 year old]

[Loose Cannon]

Congradu...*hic*...Congrad...*hic*....Way to go! (/drunk stork from Looney Tunes)

Wow, surprised Orton didn't pin Benoit...

Yeah really, he should of pinned both of them simutaneously :)

[The Naitch]

I marked out like a bitch

The Rock stole the show. His new look is kick ass and he didn't even show off the rest of his Samoan tat. It's crazy goes all the way to his chest or something.

Rocky is STILL the man.

That is all

[The Naitch]

once again, Rocky is STILL the man.

Orton made me mark out too when he started talking shit about Rocky. Excellent segment.

F5 Mark out moment last week? STFU!

Rock and Sock connection owns everybody

[Innovator]

LOOPY! LOOPY! LOOPY! LOOPY!

[Boondock Saint]

Pretty big RAW thread. :y: Is that could or bad?

[John la Rock]

Rock is back baby WOOOOOOO!!!

[loopydate]

Wow...

I didn't know you guys cared...

:'(

[Loose Cannon]

lets get this to nine pages. Great Raw WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[John la Rock]

Man Rock is still the top dog in WWE. If he was still wrestling full time then ratings and ticket sales would be off the charts. Rock is WWE 4 Life!!!

[loopydate]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE PAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

[Loose Cannon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Boondock Saint]

Mine is at 11 pages...

[loopydate]

Wanna go for ten?

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO at your Custom Title loopy

[Loose Cannon]

Did anything happen to Austin's ATV?

[6to1]

and flair gets hurt at a house show, goes to raw and sells for the rock.

[loopydate]

Thank you. I have the strangest promo style now. Iuhhhhhhhh drag out the end of words that end in vowels and...WOO...just start...WOOOOOOOOOO...saying WOOuhhhhhhhh for nouhhhhhhhhh reason. THEN, I start just yelling incoherent things about kicking people's asses, then buy advertisements to let people know that my shoulder is at 100% WOOOOOOOOOOOOOuhhhhhhh...

Man, I think I need to get to bed...

[Loose Cannon]

LOL^^

[loopydate]

WHAT ARE YOUuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOLING ABOUT! I'M GONNAuhhhhhhhh KICK YOUR ASS, LOOSE CANNON! YOUuhhhhhhhh MAYuhhhhhh BEuhhhhhh Auhhhhhh LEGEND KILL--Did somebodyuhhhhhh sayuhhhhh Legend Killer? Because everybodyuhhhh WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[The Naitch]

LOL The Caption Crew is going crazy!

As for tonight, The Rock has made me not give any shit about Cena, Goldberg and the rest of the WWE Roster, except Mick, Orton, Frank Batista and Dick Flair.

The 2 on 3 tag match is the only match interesting me from now on.

[Seabass]

poo

[Corkscrewed]

Nice show. I want to see what happened during the Kane/Undertaker bit. And the Rock's new look.

[Corkscrewed]

Oh wait, here we go.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/030104/images/rocknsock.jpg

[Corkscrewed]

:wtf:

[Boondock Saint]

Oh wait, here we go.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/030104/images/rocknsock.jpg


Ugh. Had something to say but don't know how to word it...

[jessica rocks]

how bout SHAVE YOUR DAMN FACE ROCK !!!!!!!! :MAD:

[Boondock Saint]

I don't have a problem with it. He looks older but not too old.

[jessica rocks]

He looks like a 19 year old boy trying to avoid being carded in the bar.

[John la Rock]

He looks like a 19 year old boy trying to avoid being carded in the bar.

:lol:

[V]

his voice doesn't match his look, it's weeieeeieieieird

[road doggy dogg]

Watched bits of Raw tonight.

Rock = awesome
Foley is God

That is all.

[Mikey]

LOL


Matt has more money than you


I love Matt Hardy so much

[The Naitch]

I fell asleep for most of RAW, so I recorded it just incase I slept through the final segment only to wake up to "Sportscentre"

[SuperSlim]

Raw sucked... Garrison and that other guy goin to WMXX is totally pathetic... man that is Paul Pathetic that that is happenin... and they put- Raw announcers- put more emphasis on the Evenin gown match then the Goldberg/Brock match... bad

[Joe Kerr]

tag titles in general latly have been pathetic

[Fryza]

Took alook of the Rock picture...

He now looks like the bastard child of himself and Goldberg...*shudder*

[Loose Cannon]

Man, I just realized how much I loved RAW last night. I got to see a new developing cocky arrogant heel in "Johnny Blaze." I got to see my favorite tag team Cade and Jindrack get a victory. I got to see Matt Hardy wrestle. I got to see a kick ass Undertaker spot. I got to see an Evolution beatdown on Micahels and Beniot. I got to see Orton PINNING MICHALES, then Orton calling out The Rock. And eventhough Orton got his ass kicked at the end, I loved the whole Rock segment. Great Raw for me. :y: :y: :y:

[Azriel]

hmmm, wonder whats going to happen with Matt, since John is on RAW?

[Showstopper]

Overall good for me.
UT part was awesome.

[Savio]

Do you think JR wears pants to work?

[RGWhat316]

As much as it annoys me to not see The Rock in the ring on a weekly basis, still had to mark out on that return. Though new goatee and shirt. Rock n Sock lives on!!!!!!!!!!!!

[road doggy dogg]

The shirt was new? I could've sworn I seen it last time he made a cameo. :o

[RGWhat316]

I'm pretty sure his last shirt was the "How's your lips?" shirt. And the new one said "How long's it been" on the front.

[The Naitch]

Yup, Rock still knows how to work a crowd, had them in the palm of his hands like it was still 2000.

I actually like Rock better as a face.

[CBright7831]

What happened to HBK's neck last night, It looked burnt.

[The Naitch]

probably foam deposits from that gay costume of his