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FakeLaser
09-05-2007, 06:24 PM
On Korea:
It smells like garlic.
I’m told I either look bigger than I do on television or that I look smaller than I look on television. No one seems to think I look the same size.
If I’m in a slump, I ask myself for advice.
The Japanese have a strong tendency to suppress their own feelings. That’s the Japanese character. They kill their own emotions.
The ball became the same color as the sky. So, I wasn’t able to see it… I was sending mental signals for the ball not to come my way, because during that time of day it’s impossible for me to see the ball so I lacked mental signals. I lacked in that area. Usually, I don’t send mental signals. So, because this is the first time, I thought, please don’t come my way.
On re-signing with Seattle:
My dog said, ‘Woof, woof, woof,’ which meant, ‘Stay, stay, stay.’ Of course, I listened.
Tiger is a great golfer, but … when you say athlete, I think of Carl Lewis. When you talk about golfers or race-car drivers, I don’t want to see them run. It’s the same if you were to meet a beautiful girl and go bowling. If she’s an ugly bowler, you are going to be disappointed.
I’m going to throw a party tonight.
Yesterday when I played, inside my head I said ‘I want to go home quickly,’ and I swung and I was able to get a hit because I wanted to go home. Today I thought, ‘I want to hurry up and get something to eat,’ and I swung and got a hit today.
On Dice-K
I hope he arouses the fire that’s dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger.
I’ll walk on my hands before I use crutches.
To be able to get three runs like that, I’m sure allowed us to give our opponents major mental damage.
When you take steroids, it’s not as if wings grow out of your back, and you start flying all over the place and stealing home runs.
On Pete Rose:
No one can deny his 4,000-plus hits. The gambling thing is something different. On the front of his Hall of Fame plaque they should put all of his records and amazing feats. When you flip it over, it should say, ‘He gambled on baseball.’ But I would vote for him.
I like “Miss Congeniality.” I like Sandra Bullock. And “A Beautiful Mind.” I also like “Face/Off."
To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.
Once I turn 40 I can become a pitcher. I’m kind of serious about it. But I’ll have to learn to throw a knuckleball. Right now, I could be a ‘normal’ pitcher, who can top out at 95 mph with a fastball.

Skippord
09-05-2007, 08:02 PM
lol Ichiro is incredible

YOUR Hero
09-05-2007, 08:47 PM
I too ask myself advice. Then I think "fuck you", you don't even know me.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-05-2007, 10:14 PM
well perhaps you should ask someone else for advice about comedy, Hero

YOUR Hero
09-05-2007, 10:19 PM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=178&dateline=1188192496 (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=178)

FakeLaser
09-05-2007, 10:48 PM
lol, right now he could throw a 95 MPH fastball.

Nervous Ferret
09-05-2007, 10:53 PM
I hope he arouses the fire that’s dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger.

lol

SammyG
09-05-2007, 11:02 PM
lol Ichiro.

Bad Company
09-08-2007, 05:39 PM
I dunno who this guy is, but those quotes are fucking awesome. I shall wikipedia him.

YOUR Hero
09-08-2007, 08:07 PM
Japanese baseball player for the Seattle Mariners, if that helps.

Skippord
09-09-2007, 01:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichiro Suzuki
To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying

:lol:

Jesus Shuttlesworth
09-17-2007, 03:37 PM
I've seen some of these before but still hilarious

Gonna turn this into my away message on AIM

The Genius
09-17-2007, 10:06 PM
hahaha

i never knew ichiro was that damn funny,