ECW on Sci Fi, airing 9/11/07

[Anybody Thrilla]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/5399454



Since Vengeance: Night of Champions, ECW on Sci Fi has been about the self-proclaimed Shaman of Sexy, John Morrison. But on Tuesday, when CM Punk achieved his dream and shocked Morrison by beating him for the ECW Championship, the Land of the Extreme changed. Now, the Straightedge Superstar leads the newest face of ECW.

For the first time since his title win, the new ECW Champion will be in action on ECW on Sci Fi. Who will be Punk's first opponent since snaring the gold? What changes will take place now that CM Punk is the man to beat in the Land of the Extreme?

In other action, Elijah Burke continued his hot surge last week as he and Kevin Thorn picked up a tag team victory against Steven Richards & Tommy Dreamer. Will Burke’s success continue in coming weeks?

Balls Mahoney’s luck in the ring hasn’t improved lately, but September may be the month of love for the ECW Original. Has Kelly Kelly fallen for the Chair Swinging Freak? Will she continue to show so much concern for him?

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more Tuesday at 10/9 CT on ECW on Sci Fi.

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I know it's an hour away, but WHATEVER.

So, who do you guys think will be the first contender? Also, if this was already taped and you know the results, please don't be an asshole in here. IT'S STILL LIVE TO ME, DAMMIT!

Also, will John Morrison just not be on TV at all? Should be an interesting show.

[Innovator]

ECW timmmmmmme....in an hour

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is like the Free-For-All for ECW.

[Jura]

See, that's how you start a show thread. With a picture.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I've been at this for quite some time, you see.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What are the chances of CM Punk feuding with Big Daddy V?

[The One]

I'm predicting Little Bastard takes the title from Punk.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I have an odd feeling that Elijah Burke will be jobbing to Punk tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

I have an odd feeling that Elijah Burke will be jobbing to Punk tonight.

Change the show and you're spot on. ;)

[Jura]

ECW fact: Elijah's real name is Elijah Burkewitz

[Anybody Thrilla]

What is he, Jewish?

[Jura]

OK, actually I just made that up.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Here's an interesting tidbit from Elijah Burke's Wikipedia:

Burke was offered a spot in the Spirit Squad by the WWE Creative Team, but turned it down, forcing him to stay in Ohio Valley Wrestling on a longer stint before moving to Smackdown! with Sylvester Terkay.

That probably would've ruined his career.

[KingofOldSchool]

Actually if I remember, Burke worked a house show as a member of the Spirit Squad before they debuted on TV.

[Loose Cannon]

wow, never knew that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

KENNY! NICKY! MIKEY! JOHNNY! MITCH!.....ELIJAH?

[KingofOldSchool]

I think Elijah was suppose to be in Johnny's role and when Elijah turned it down, they did an angle in OVW where Jeter got a haircut and joined them.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I want to see that frat boy tag team gimmick in WWE. I think it'd be hilarious. I thought the Spirit Squad was hilarious, too.

[diothoir]

That worked out well for him. :$

[KingofOldSchool]

I want to see that frat boy tag team gimmick in WWE. I think it'd be hilarious. I thought the Spirit Squad was hilarious, too.

Yeah that gimmick got axed shortly after it debuted.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I heard Elijah Burke was also offered the Boogeyman role. :shifty:

[Innovator]

NEW MUSIC!!! AGAIN!

[Splaya]

I bet you guys Sandman will not be on the show tonight :shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought they used that last week? They should bring back "The New Shit", though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is that pop legit?

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk looks retarded with the shirt tucked inside his belt.

[KingofOldSchool]

Is that pop legit?

Pretty sure, live reports said he got the second biggest pop of the night behind Bats.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Punk looks retarded with the shirt tucked inside his belt.

Untucked shirts are too hardcore for straight edges.

[Innovator]

senor punk

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahaha Punk's been taking lessons from the D-X schill school.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Please don't let this lead to another authority figure v. champ angle.

[Innovator]

Punk is schilling harder than HHH

[Innovator]

Cue Thrilla marking out.....wait for it....

[Anybody Thrilla]

Does Estrada wrestle at all?

[Innovator]

NOW

[Anybody Thrilla]

*MARKS OUT*

[Splaya]

Armando looks so gay dressed like that

[KingofOldSchool]

Please don't let this lead to another authority figure v. champ angle.

WWE doesn't know how to book a champion without it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I feel odd being the only guy in this thread that doesn't know what happens yet.

[Innovator]

These two should have been feuding for the title a long time ago

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk is schilling harder than HHH

He's got an hour less to work with.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I can't believe Burke is about to get bitchified AGAIN.

[Innovator]

He's got an hour less to work with.Burke thinks he'll win, even though his track record against Punker is 0 for 2000

[KingofOldSchool]

OH SNAP

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like how he said 'broken' Magic 8-Ball, like a fully functioning one would actually be accurate.

[Innovator]

Punk's first opening segment promo

WOOOOO

[Anybody Thrilla]

Burke thinks he'll win, even though his track record against Punker is 0 for 2000

Stevie Richards has inspired him.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk and Stevie should form an alliance.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hold on, I think my ears are broken. For some reason, I thought I heard the words "Stevie Richards" and "main event" in the same sentence.

[thecc]

enzuguri

[thecc]

that is all

[Innovator]

Now Stevie and Punk are teaming after the ironman series

[KingofOldSchool]

Now Stevie and Punk are teaming after the ironman series

NO POLISH HAMMERS ALLOWED

[Innovator]

exactly

[Anybody Thrilla]

Whatever happened to Scott Putski?

[Anybody Thrilla]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, it's Miz time baby!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Which also means Brooke time, which happens to mean boner time, which apparently leads to too much information time.

[Anybody Thrilla]

As much as I enjoy The Miz, his finisher is pretty fucking stupid.

[KingofOldSchool]

Did Kelly get implants lately?

[Innovator]

Who did Kelly piss off to get put in this program

[Innovator]

TOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy Jobber

[KingofOldSchool]

The Innovator of Jobbing

[Innovator]

Did Kelly get implants lately?My roommate went to an autograph signing with her, said her can-cans were out more than usual

She either got implants or got prego

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who did Kelly piss off to get put in this program

What, you think she should be in the Intercontinental title picture or something? She's lucky to have a job.

[RGWhat316]

Dreamer time, which unfortunately means jobber time.

[Innovator]

What, you think she should be in the Intercontinental title picture or something? She's lucky to have a job.I meant to have an infactuation with Balls Mahoney, she was better off being the exhibitionist

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Innovator of Jobbing

:lol:

I love the idea of somebody racking their brain over creative ways to get their ass kicked.

[KingofOldSchool]

My roommate went to an autograph signing with her, said her can-cans were out more than usual

She either got implants or got prego

That saddens me because I liked her smaller cup size. :wavesad:

[Innovator]

A Tommy Dreamer chant, wow this crowd is live

[KingofOldSchool]

:lol:

I love the idea of somebody racking their brain over creative ways to get their ass kicked.

Dreamer trips over the bottom rope entering the ring knocking himself out.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That saddens me because I liked her smaller cup size. :wavesad:

Yeah man, nothing sucks more than ample breats. :wtf:

[Innovator]

Reality Check? Cmon the Mizard of Oz was such a better name

[RGWhat316]

Well, at least Dreamer got in most of the offense.

[KingofOldSchool]

And the crowd goes silent.

[Innovator]

The flab jiggling is hypnotic

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah man, nothing sucks more than ample breats. :wtf:

Yeah because you can't be attractive without fake boobs. :roll:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Reality Check? Cmon the Mizard of Oz was such a better name

Wasn't that a different move (which was also better)?

[Innovator]

Big Van V

[Innovator]

Wasn't that a different move (which was also better)?Yeah, better overall

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah because you can't be attractive without fake boobs. :roll:

I didn't say that. I'm just saying slightly bigger boobs doesn't hurt. They're still not huge.

[KingofOldSchool]

BIG FLOPPY V

[Innovator]

Cena wins, we riot

Cena loses, pigs fly

[KingofOldSchool]

I didn't say that. I'm just saying slightly bigger boobs doesn't hurt. They're still not huge.

Yeah but nothing is wrong with cute and perky.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I find 'Big Fatty V' to be the easiest way to make fun of him.

[RGWhat316]

More like Big Fatty V

[RGWhat316]

So what, no Boogen tonight?

[Innovator]

Dragon Wars is worse than Final Fantasy X-2

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena wins, we riot

Cena loses...wait I forgot what that's like

[Anybody Thrilla]

C'mon guys, Cena just lost to Carlito a few weeks ago.

[KingofOldSchool]

C'mon guys, Cena just lost to Carlito a few weeks ago.

:?:

[Innovator]

Doesn't count, title wasn't on the line

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why would you want to pay to vote on the Diva Search?

[KingofOldSchool]

Balls needs a bath

[Innovator]

Ahahahahaha

[McLegend]

Balls has to love this angle.

[Loose Cannon]

Striker :cool:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wish Kelly had a crush on The Boogeyman instead.

[McLegend]

Why would you want to pay to vote on the Diva Search?
Better question is, why wouldn't you?

[KingofOldSchool]

The Full Blooded Jobber

[McLegend]

Don't let Striker wrestler. C'mon now

[KingofOldSchool]

See ya next job

[Anybody Thrilla]

Better question is, why wouldn't you?

Touche, legend.

[McLegend]

O good way to get around him sucking.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really don't see why people think Striker is so bad in the ring. I think he's just fine, dare I say, good even.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nunzio just became a pancake

[RGWhat316]

So much for Nunzio's welcome back to tv.

[Splaya]

BOOGEN :love:

[Innovator]

Boogen just got a pop

[McLegend]

I really don't see why people think Striker is so bad in the ring. I think he's just fine, dare I say, good even.
He can't even run the ropes.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder how much money The Boogeyman spends on clocks.

[KingofOldSchool]

Boogen's getting squashed next week. And then released the day after.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Somewhere, the owner of the Worm and Clock Outlet is laughing all the way to the bank.

[Jura]

ECW Fact: Big Daddy V has 6 breasts but 0 nipples.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder if Brooke has nipples. I would like to check.

[KingofOldSchool]

Just in case you didn't know, C.M. Punk has a new shirt.

[Anybody Thrilla]

As soon as I heard "things are looking up", Hornswoggle was the first person I thought of, but then I thought there was no way that was legit.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lucky Charmswoggle

[Skippord]

Hornswoggles music is awesome tho

[RGWhat316]

We really have to relive this again?

[KingofOldSchool]

Hornswoggles music is awesome tho

It feels like I'm watching an Irish Spring commercial.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really think Hornswoggle's pretty awesome...just not in that role.

[RGWhat316]

He's alive!

[KingofOldSchool]

GUESS WHO'S BACK

[McLegend]

Lol Mike Knox

[Anybody Thrilla]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, MIKE FUCKING KNOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sick new theme, too.

[Skippord]

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike "The Date Rapist" Knox ladies and gentlemen

[KingofOldSchool]

Knox stole Stevie's tights.

[RGWhat316]

Once upon a time, this guy was made to look like a threat to Punk.

[KingofOldSchool]

Looks like Knox shaved since we last saw him.







Some 7 months ago.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did you guys not hear that theme music? It was amazing.

[KingofOldSchool]

KNOX WINS!

KNOX WINS!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Kelly's like "who just beat Balls?"

[Anybody Thrilla]

YES! HE FUCKING WON!

Hold up, though....why in the fuck did Balls beat Elijah Burke that one week? Where's the logic there?

[McLegend]

Yeah I'm gonna state the obvious and say Kelly Kelly is really hot.

[RGWhat316]

I'm pretty sure it's the same theme he had last time, but that was soooo long ago.

[McLegend]

YES! HE FUCKING WON!

Hold up, though....why in the fuck did Balls beat Elijah Burke that one week? Where's the logic there?
You are probably the only one that remembers that

[McLegend]

Even though it was like 2 weeks ago

[Anybody Thrilla]

Somebody get a hold of that Mike Knox theme song for free reps for a year.

[Innovator]

Balls vs. the Jiz

[McLegend]

Balls vs. the Jiz
MAtch of the century

[KingofOldSchool]

Balls vs. the Jiz

Balls n' Jiz

Balls is gonna get screwed, Jiz will come out on top.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm pretty sure it's the same theme he had last time, but that was soooo long ago.

I dunno, I feel I would have remembered something so amazing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Balls n' Jiz

Balls is gonna get screwed, Jiz will come out on top.

Hopefully Kelly turns on Balls.

[Innovator]

Balls n' Jiz

Balls is gonna get screwed, Jiz will come out on top.I mean why would the Jiz want to beat Balls, he needs Balls

[KingofOldSchool]

Hopefully Kelly turns on Balls.

I wonder if Brooke and Layla will double team Balls behind the ref's back?

[McLegend]

The Jiz needs to be let lose every once in a while. So you gotta beat Balls.

[KingofOldSchool]

I mean why would the Jiz want to beat Balls, he needs Balls

Because Balls have held Jiz back for too long.

[Innovator]

New Breed Reformed

[RGWhat316]

It would be sad if they are making this out to be such a big moment for Punk, just to have Morrison squash him again when he returns.

[KingofOldSchool]

Sooo what happened with Kevin Thorn going out on his own?

[KingofOldSchool]

It would be sad if they are making this out to be such a big moment for Punk, just to have Morrison squash him again when he returns.

Well the Observer said the plan was to put the belt back on Morrison when he returns so I dunno...

[Innovator]

Well the Observer said the plan was to put the belt back on Morrison when he returns so I dunno...Dave Scherer reported it, cause he hoped it wouldn't happen

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sooo what happened with Kevin Thorn going out on his own?

His hatred for Stevie is enough to have him tolerate Elijah Burke as a partner.

See, there's logic in the WWE. You just have to really look for it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Dave Scherer reported it, cause he hoped it wouldn't happen

I wouldn't put it past them though.

[Innovator]

I actually miss Monty CorBrown

[McLegend]

I actually like these Undertaker return promos btw

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Stevie doesn't even get a full entrance.

[McLegend]

I actually miss Monty CorBrown
You damn well should

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope ECW's ratings stay higher than it's been during the Morrison run.

[Innovator]

Morrison cures insomnia

[Anybody Thrilla]

I actually like these Undertaker return promos btw

Yeah, they look really cool and they were done well, but it's just all ruined for me, knowing what it's actually leading to. WWE's promo videos are always sick.

Is Cor Von still on the roster page?

[Innovator]

Did people cheer when Stevie came in?

AWESOME

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, Cor Von's still there. Excellent.

[RGWhat316]

Somebody get a hold of that Mike Knox theme song for free reps for a year.
I think I got it off of Limewire once before, and if I knew how to post a mp3, I could probably do it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Richards & Punk = The New Megapowers

[Savio]

where's cor von?

[Anybody Thrilla]

where's cor von?

Apparently there was a death in his family and he's been playing Daddy Day Care for a while now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

My prediction is Burke over Stevie for the finish. If you've already read about it, please don't ruin it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Apparently there was a death in his family and he's been playing Daddy Day Care for a while now.

He pounces kids to sleep.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Shows what I know.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE MEGAPOWERS WIN THANKS TO MISS SAMOAJOE REMOVING HER SKIRT

[Anybody Thrilla]

If they wanted to make it look like Burke actually even had an inkling of a chance, they should have given him the W here.

[RGWhat316]

And Paul London keeps winning!